Vancome Lady - Casino (MAD TV)

[XnertoliciousX]

i dont get the 'shake your face' joke :(

[sonoki82]

@XnertoliciousX She is suggesting that the old lady has such deep wrinkles that the missing cards might be lodged in them.

[XnertoliciousX]

@sonoki82

LOL! thanks! :D

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

"YOU ARE RUDE LADY!!... where is Wayne Newton?!!"

:p

[vanizorc]

"I'm sorry I must've missed that episode of Cops"

[MistyWater7]

That guy at 3:59 sounds like Pleakly from Lilo and Stitch.

[audreymaria117]

@MistyWater7 That IS the guy that voiced Pleaky :)

[SatanicVomit]

the laugh at 3:47, rofl

[6173335]

woohooo kith~ on mad tv!

[6173335]

woohooo kith~

[TheJigokuShounen]

"Now, we are losing, and we are losing, and we have lost" LOLOLOL!!!!!

[DiegoSikora]

What's the name of the guy wearing the tuxedo almost at the end of the skit?, i know i've seen him in other tv show but i can't remember his name...

[mashiethimpu]

I wonder what would happen if Kathy ever met Groucho Marx. What a showdown that would be!!! I wish there was more of her on MAD tv.

[master12344]

3:50 hey it's the voice of pleakly from lilo and stich

[PieLikes]

I'm training to be a dealer now, it has so many rules to follow...it gets annoying.

[Gokudosama]

Vancome Lady is the best!!!! i love her!!! :D tcha you know what? ah ah!! la la la la!!!

[Paskenta09]

what did she say? "why dont u and ur face before you go out in public?"

[jetlagsyndrome]

The only good thing about this lady is that she insults everyone.. EVERYONE. xD

[panther0567]

lmao Abdul actually looks more Jewish than Arab xD

[Applebutter799]

"Would you mind shaken your head? We're missing some aces."

later

"Congratulations kid I knew you'd make it."

"thanks mom"

[Nightmastercool97]

i never knew that one of the cast members was going to be in a mad tv sketch on the secound season but then again i have seen this sketch before when it was on a Mad tv special

The Best Of Mad Tv's Reoccuring Characters and this sketch was featured as best of the vancome lady of course to bad it was one sketch for each reoccuring character on the show especially for Mad tv seasons one through nine.

[reymatt76]

"Now we are losing, and we're losing, and we've lost!"

[JMVEntertainment]

'and the jeffersons are...movin' on up'

'i'm so sorry weezy, you've been canceled'

'i'm sorry, i've must of missed that episode of cops'

'would you mind shaking your face we've seem to be missing a couple of aces'

'the bottom-feeder loses, ali-baba loeses, and ...21'

'2 cards for the sack of fat and 2 cards for arafat'

'too bad for sinbad'

i love this woman she is one of my idols

[recorbin]

"The Bottom feeder......Ali Baba.....21!!!"

[PainDealer86]

Vancome ftw! Classic stuff!

[dimmkah]

"Thanks mom" XD

[JonbeardBootlegg]

christmas on a cracker

[jklmnop9999]

what a nice mother/daughter moment...

[yondaime297]

"you lost all our money!!!"

[alshd79]

i hope that not one of out pillow cases on ur head...........& the jeffersons are movin on uuuup!!... lmao

[jonasfan45056]

i hate that madtv's over :(

[EricN1995]

i miss the vancome lady

[Bokuyatsu]

Omg i luv the vancome lady!!!

Its a shame MadTV was never over here ='(

[animalfreak147]

Pleakley! lol

[CrimsonNineTail]

@animalfreak147 Was that him?

[animalfreak147]

Yup!

[CrimsonNineTail]

Ha Ha I knew it. He was also the voice to one of the Almighty Tallest from Invader Zim. I wanna say Purple.

[carnophobia]

"thanks mom"

[tweettweet333]

is he actually supposed to impersonate james brown ??????

[dreamer1105]

datz her mom?? lls nice

dey scamed dem.

[BitchinnShoes07]

Tchaaaa you know vat? Uh uh...

I'm sorry youtube usa doesn't accept kazakhstanis.

x-]

[SquishyKitty]

Yay! Vancome Lady found a job she can keep!!!

[GinnyGirl06]

hahahaha xD

[ch3rrysoeffinlovely]

and why dont you iron your face before you go out in public

[kiwicanadian26]

" id rather be pumped by one of your oil wells "....lmfao

[whiterosesoftheheart]

LOVE IT~

"Can you shake your face? We seem to be missing a few aces."

[rudd97]

A great V ancome skit...Its nice to see she doen't back down from competition  (Her mother)

[MeWmEwDoMiNaTeS]

omg I LOVED that ending!!! lmao

[browns90]

she actually kept a job

[witch1fan]

the guy sounds like mr.burns

[goldragon988]

Hilarious!!

[PenguinRulerofAnt]

"Thanks mom!" lol thats halarious!!!

[gem3737]

lol♥

[derek817]

Lol 3:49

[NinjaOfLight777]

That's her kind of job.

[FlyingPorpoise]

Sweet Kevin McDonald!

[lilowoof]

thanks mom! lmao

[miaroxursox8]

lol iron ur face

[XMapleGrazyX]

aww u have to excuse me i didnt know it was ur hand xD LOL!!!

[rocksville08]

oh ma'am im sorry theres no leather bags alowed on the table...oops im sorry i didnt know that was your hand

lmao

[flowerse0128]

who plays the mom?

[XxTsUkIShIrOxX]

i think mary scheer plays the vancome lady's mom.

[iHeartMADtv]

yep.

[aybeeceeboi]

shiet, I spy a muslim terrorist

[famdude88]

WHERE!?

[THESUPERGIRLIE]

Must be hiding in his house.

[spiritofthewind1132]

The vancome lady always makes the best insults XD;;;

[famdude88]

Just like Dr. House.

[9pluto]

why dont u iron ur face when u go out in public lol

[Nightmastercool97]

at the end of the sketch was that a actor from Kids In the Hall.

[HeezaCowboy]

I Love How Versatile The MadTV Cast Is. If You Watch This Skit And The "Antonia" Skits In A Row, These Look Like 2 Entirely Different People. That's What Makes MadTV So Funny, It Seems Like Hundreds Of Actors Make Up The Cast

[MissGreen2]

"Sorry Wheezie, you've been cancelled." XD

[faithie270]

Thanks MOM?!

[Jakegothicsnake]

I love this!!

I also love the two xmas clips that show her going "Deck the halls with bells of holly, fa la la la- La lalala! La lalala!

[emnutkin]

thanks mom

ha!

[chewybubb]

i thought the vancome lady finally met her match but it's just her mum! hehe

[Readmit]

her mom was alex borstein last time

[Cosmo0819]

"2 cards for the Sack of fat and 2cards for the air of fat"

[VickyStarrSwan]

no, I think it's "Arafat" - the dude who was arrested for some terrorist plot in the UK

[cjewjew]

its her mom hahhahahahaha!

[Kooboo32]

HAHAHA! "Well, if I had a sack full of quarters, maybe we could work something out!" LOLOLOL!

[shortyd999]

Why dont you iron your face before u leave the house

[hsmloverandfan]

コメントと動画レスポンスhi im from japan!

[faithie270]

Er. Hi?

[xxbrunnettebaybayxx]

ya know what??.....uh-uh...lmao nicole sullivan is hilarious especially as the vancome lady (=

[GetDicey]

You put your chips here and I take them until they're all gone...that pretty much sums up blackjack.

[Kwasney]

Boss: "Kathy I've been watching you. You've cheated insulted and decieved people all night long. As far as I'm concerned your.... the best damn dealer I've ever seen." LOL

[unoalice]

Nicole Sullivan is a genius

[misr91]

MadTV at its BEST is the most original, wonderfully scripted comedy eva produced, with great performers such as Nicole Sullivan. The only problem is that recently its lost its edge - gota HAVE GREAT UNIQUE PERFORMERS AND ORIGINAL FUNNY SCRIPTS!!!

[MissGreen2]

Kevin McDonald from "Kids in the Hall" is in this sketch as Kathy's boss. He's so funny!

[mysterymother10]

how do you pronounce that arabic line she said? and does it really mean what the subtitles said?

[gladorin]

No it dosnt, its not arabic at all. Its just a bunch of gutural words that people use to imatate it. Take from an american who speaks arabic and has lived in the middle east for 13 years!

[misr91]

WA'ALLAH?!!! LOL

[gladorin]

na'm waallah ya aky ow owktey hatha mush arabi. lol first ive read arabic in english since ive left the middle east, been missing it, thanks

[misr91]

MA'ABROOK HABIBI lol XXX

[gladorin]

shookran! anta mein wein?

[gladorin]

shookran! anta mein wein?

[luisthedude]

mad tv used to be so great, now it's meh

[firey768]

the liqour sponge busts and the jeffersons are moving on up.....and over 21

[Immaturesocks]

The bottom feeder looses, Ali Baba looses, and 21. Chaaa Know what... nuh uh.

[faithmklansdell]

MAD TV IS MY FAV SHOW EVER

[d3gn4hc]

I'm just starting to love her...

[JangJinsu]

OH SNAPPP didn't expect that xD "mom".

[warrior4641]

omg that was her mom, no wonder there both so mean

[warrior4641]

im sorry i missed that episode of cops LOL

[icyfool]

ok why don,t you ironed your face before you go out in public

[GodOfPlague]

guy at the end plays pastor dave on that 70's show doesn't he?

[artdjmaster]

yeah, now that I remember, good eye. I don't think he was a regular on MAD tv, tho

[abnamrol]

you're a caution lol

[danielonly123]

omfg just dis a sanjay dude from india and his country lady vancome is funny and hot im not flirtin with her

[0BALLINN0]

haha she was actually decently funny in dis skit =) that guy at the end is koo lol hes from a few shows n movies

[GrimFate45]

yazid it was a joke...besides not all Muslims refrain themselves from betting, there are some who don't take the religion seriously. And how would you know that guy is a Muslim, for all you know he might have been Jewish. Just because the guy wears that hat( not sure of the name i think it's a turban) is a Muslim. That would be stereotyping.

[wArRiorROXAS]

true the thing that the guy was wearing is a hudjab, a normal kind of headdress in Saudi Arabia. But stereotyping is what makes the Vancome lady funny and most comedy funny (most of which I like Carlos Mencia, Vancome Lady, Lisa Lampanelli etc.) so stereotypical comedy is here to stay

[ProdigyGirl3]

Actually, the hijab (technically) the Arabic noun for modesty, privacy and morality. The specific clothing usage is the scarf/veil Muslim women wear to cover their hair and neck. The stereotypical headdress of Arabs is called the ghutra an iqal.

I love Mad TV and the Vancome Lady is hilarious!

[wArRiorROXAS]

srry I learned this all from the Proud Family on disney channel XD I try to spell the best that I can...

[ProdigyGirl3]

Don't worry about it--at least you tried! :D

I miss the Vancome Lady and Nicole Sullivan. I love her biting insults and dragon scale-thick skin.

[wArRiorROXAS]

lol bottom feeder...very funny ^^

[camplazlo22]

pwned!! i just knew this was gonna be good!!!!!!! must of missed that eposide with cops, he said hit me funny!!!!!

[yazidfromthearctic]

muslims don't bet...do some research before you make fun of them......

[Cosmo0819]

this is my fav episode

[chibiguy93]

lol that was funny.

[RicPT]

2 cards for the Sack of fat and 2 cards for the Arab fat

xD

[z4l0rd]

for Arafat

[WrestlingBlitz]

oh my gooood, lol, the woman was her mom! i think.... dunt make fun of me if she was jus being sarcastic, lol, listen to the end

[ITStheZACH]

Worst Vancome Lady Sketch of them all

[msaju]

Oh, I'm sorry, I meant Kevin Mcdonald, from Sky High and Lilo And Stitch

[msaju]

Artie Lange

[craigjonesson]

whos the guy thats like "YOUR THE BEST DAMN DEALER IVE EVER SEEN!"?

[recorbin]

Her hand is wrinkley like a leather bag.

[amdman4you]

ohh thas stupid thanx lol

[chubssochubby]

Hey, it's Kevin McDonald!

[goohead85]

Yeah for Kevin Macdonald.  He is a god

[WhenEmusGoEmox]

Pleakley!!

Haha thanks mom.

[amdman4you]

iron your face i don't get it

[goohead85]

She was saying the skin on her face was wrinkled.  And needed to be ironed like a wrinkled shirt.

[amdman4you]

what about the leather hand

[SuburbanH3LL]

I didn't quite get that one either. But I think it has something to do with being old.

[amdman4you]

i don't get the part with the leather head

[4willsasso]

MAD TV IS GREAT/ WILL SASSO WAS A GOD!

"Stan Mcner" search for him .. i think he was like the best next to will sasso on mad tv

[Jakegothicsnake]

hate to break it to ya buddy but will sasso isnt in this skit, this skit took place in season one, the arab guy is artie lange.

[buttpoppers]

'do i still have to sleep with you?'

lol.

[Jakegothicsnake]

YOU ARE RUDE LADY!!!

[ShayeraH]

this is one of the only jobs where she doesnt get fired

[Jakegothicsnake]

man if i knew if my future daughter and grandaughter would turn out such a way, i'd have my future wife abort them(p.s. usually i'm prolife)

[bsas06]

tcha, you know what... thank you...

[SupportiveGore]

lol I'd rather be pumped by one of your oil wells

[homersimpson9]

Is the Vancome Lady speaking Arabic, another language, or gibberish?

[dory107]

thank fo uploading this i haven't seen this one yet!

[poodleperson25]

thank you!!!!!

[recorbin]

You're a caution!!!

[xenarocksmysocks]

lol, thanks for uploading this! xXx