God of War II: Cutscenes/Movies (pt. 3)

[claudefrollono1]

Ok, the thing which confuses me more than the fact that a brother and a sister married and had babies is:

How the HELL did Chronos manage to fuck a miniature woman !!?

[ZeDeeMaster]

Statue: You pay for that Kratos.

Kratos: NO! I thought it was free.

[KMxHearts]

Am I the only one who wondered, "How the hell did that giant man have a baby with that normal-sized woman?"

[beastimmobby]

he tear that shit up

[gamecrazy9809]

kronos has no penis o god man where the hell is his dick

[TheSeriousStone]

well...that was a huge dick Rea had to handle.

[Yourpasswords]

Lights on and lights off :DD

[anonymousify1]

the problem with his torment is the fucking cold that gets in his wounds. that fucking hurts!

[MrShadeviperx]

8:05 way to fucking go gaia....

[loggers21]

wait if Prometheus is mortal then he should be dead by now ??

[adamyo24]

@loggers21 he gets healed every night

[zechrov]

@loggers21 he isn't a mortal. he's one of the titans that sided with Zeus

[loggers21]

@zechrov he clearly said Zeus made him mortal 

[zechrov]

@loggers21 yah, he's mortal in a sense that he can die but he's still a titan

[renan580]

the game is just amazing. and I just love how linda hunt dubbed gaia!! i love her voice it makes me go to nirvana!!! lol

[Batpod05]

lol the only happy music in god of war - 6:30

[Darkninja0214]

My bad Zues to be eaten by Kronos

[Darkninja0214]

I wonder how Greek mythology would've changed if Rhea allowed Kronos to be eaten by zues?

[MrCpo2]

@Darkninja0214 You mean Zeus to be eaten by Kronos

[Darkninja0214]

@MrCpo2 lol

[MrBianche]

koe



[MrBianche]

koe

[stastny1986]

why is Rhea so small compared to cronus she was a titan too.

[gtamythmaster43]

You can't kill titans or gods....these games make no sense.

But still they're pretty cool.

Even though they got everything the could wrong......

[gtamythmaster43]

@djvenigjeki

God's can't kill eachother. The only way for a god to die is if the are completely forgotten.

[RandomVideos1425]

@gtamythmaster43 hey you copyed that the Percy Jackson seires.

[DaKluwn]

Release me from my torment! *Hangs up the guy* Wrroooonngghh.... *dies*

[twilightcrusader1023]

imagine how big his turds must be

[Bf2MastersMaster]

7:28 50 cent??

[CrazyCannibalClown]

Maybe Cronos is small down there.

[ProximaB]

Kratos in Detroit @ 0:01.

[Tuneman125]

Kratos: who has placed you in this tourmet

Promethus: Zeus, my only crime was helping mankind

[Rulza1234]

this is not cut scene

[halcyonicme]

jajaja :)

[SpezializedDemo8]

omg i want an ps3......

[ModeLTU]

Zeus is a bitch!

[xxxzanmotoxxx]

AWSOME 

[kenkistar]

I like how you can see Chronos at 6:33

[ladiesman21767]

Man how would cronos' penis fit her small vagina

[tasken5]

he has lots of wifes xd

[airheadrox]

wow talk about a hairy chest lol

[Puolakanaho]

wonder why kronos made so many babies if he knew they were gonna kill him?

ever heard of condom???

[AlphaLunaIV]

@Puolakanaho Kronos ate his children. But when Zues was born he was smuggled away by his mother, and he later came back and disguised himself as a servant when he was born. He poisoned Kronos and he spat all the children he ate out( fully grown)

[Puolakanaho]

@AlphaLunaIV i do know how the legend go and i cannot understand why in the name of the god did you even tell me that :|

[AlphaLunaIV]

@Puolakanaho who forged Zeus's thunderbolts? :P

[Puolakanaho]

@AlphaLunaIV ...you are confusing

[insaneshadow41]

@AlphaLunaIV the cyclops, i think

[AlphaLunaIV]

@insaneshadow41 yep, was asking puo doh xD

[Wykletypl]

@AlphaLunaIV Hephaestus, god of fire, patron god of artists and craftsmen.

[Jex771]

ever notice how cronos likes to eat stuff?

[RomanBobo2012]

EURGH!! The cave Zeus went into was Gaia's ass!

[ProximaB]

@RomanBobo2012 OMGosh, there's a book where that's actually documented. Read Heaven Awaits the Bride by Anna Rountree. It's in Chapter 9 Bowels of the Dragon. :0

[chungvinman]

i personally like ravemasters idea.lol

[kefka46tx]

So.......how did Kronos and the girl make babies?

[Gahgantu]

Lol indeed.!. Either he can make himself small or hes got a tiny weener.

[MandoFett1138]

or she hasa really reall deep pouch.

[ravemaster18]

@kefka46tx

masturbation and a funnel?

[Azfargh]

@kefka46tx oh... I´m sure no one would like to see it...

[OoAnHoO]

once you go for "Titan" you aint go back. lmao jk jk

[TheIllusionelf]

@kefka46tx kronos has a little dick man

[hulkchicken]

@kefka46tx very awkwardly

[qwerty474]

@kefka46tx Very carefully :)

[TheBoywith25Names]

@kefka46tx This just a Game, the actual girl (Rhea) was Cronos's sister, and and they,among their other siblings, were children/brothers/sisters of Uranus and Gaea (Mother/Grandmother). Uranus was the son of Gaea.

Yep, as you can see Greek Mythology is filled with fucked up incest (which may be able to be considered a original European thing). Don't judge anything based on a game.

[premrj28]

Absolutely Correct 

[TheBoywith25Names]

@kefka46tx Also, the babies Cronos was eating were his sons. He had a habit of eating his children.

[beforeiwake96]

6:09 - 6:22, what is the music playing in the background whilst gaia speaks. i need to know.

[bcrim19]

how the fuck is this possible cronos dosent even have a penis

[thegr33nbastard]

hold on a sec. kratos is the biggest psychopathic asshole on the face of the earth, yet he helps the dude that gets his guts eaten every day. why would he help the guy? Kratos doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself!

[FreeTheGhetto]

@thegr33nbastard

wrong.

[thegr33nbastard]

prove me wrong

[FreeTheGhetto]

@thegr33nbastard

He freed Prometheus. And he cares about his wife and child.

[thegr33nbastard]

touche.....but he stil is a psycho and well.....you win this round!

[TheIceman3rd]

@thegr33nbastard the story of prometheus is he gave fire to man and fire was suppose to be a tool of the gods, so zeus trapped him in a curse to get his liver eaten out everyday for all eternity

[thegr33nbastard]

oh yeah i know the story, i love Greek mythology which is one of the many reasons i love the god of war games. But FreeTheGhetto is right, Kratos will help out others, but only if its a hindrance to his enemies (in this case Zeus), and if its beneficial to him in some way (In this case the power up he gets). But when your playing as a murderous psychopath that will fuck you up if you look at him wrong, its hard to remember he has thoughts other than kill kill never stop.

[ProximaB]

@thegr33nbastard That's how I felt about Kratos. What kind of hero is he, right?

[thegr33nbastard]

@ProximaB He is definitely no hero.

[BenivolentWarlock]

has anybody noticed that almost all the girls in this game are so pretty while the guys are butt ugly

[ProximaB]

@BenivolentWarlock Especially how they made Rhea look.

[DeathTheKidBoss]

whos that blue dude i never played god of war 2 :(

[onslaught147]

with zues' parents insane size difference, how would she even get pregnant?

[faudboy]

they can go small

[onslaught147]

@Libx920 Did you really just respond to a year old comment? Also, apparently you don't get jokes. 

[ngobleus]

A baby with white hair--so Zeus suffered from the same genetic trouble as Steve Martin, Leslie Nielsen and Peter Graves?

[redcomic619]

The graphics of the God of War II cutscenes look like Uncharted 2 gameplay

[forkmaster]

Whose the big blue popstickle man that had a bow in his eye? O.o

[istn23]

lol the big bluepopstickle man lmao :]

[tupacleo88]

i wonder how cronos had sex with the girl...

[blaah9999]

@tupacleo88 In the real myth Cronus and Rhea are brother and sister, so they would have been the same size...

[RomanBobo2012]

@blaah9999 Rhea was a titan too

[Mist136]

@tupacleo88 titans were gods they could take whatever form they wanted

[pup101]

@tupacleo88 she opened up really really wide :D he banged her all nighhtttt loooong!

[goku79833]

@tupacleo88 he fuck her

[GORZAS]

@tupacleo88 well thats a thing i dont think the game devlopers can explain. i would so rather see cronos in a more human form then a stupid looking giant.

[illethereal]

@tupacleo88 Artificial insemination?

[doobeedoobeedooo]

@illethereal greek mythology was quite forward in technology which stupidly was chosen all to be kept in pompeii which ofcourse got destroyed (sigh)

[illethereal]

@doobeedoobeedooo Pfft... way to go, Pompeii.

[Gint3r]

@tupacleo88 he jizzed on her and she took a bath in it

[kyyyyyyle123]

@tupacleo88 because he jas a very small penis

[Ricktomasson]

@tupacleo88 He doesn't even have a penis and balls. You can figure that out in Titans VS Zeus battle.

[kratos3443]

@tupacleo88 maybe cronos took a mortal form like that woman and had sex..

i saw zeus and kratos became giant in mortal plane, they have the power to increase their body size much as well the Elder Gods (titans)

actually in myth the woman is rhea, a titan also.

[shaoiliu]

Prometheus-He made me mortal! and condemned me to be savagely consumed everyday, by BIRD!!

Bird-Chirps Happily!

[SexualDelirium]

@shaoiliu AHHAHAHAHHA!!!

[druha10304]

Only a man who's heart is pure can kill zeus.

And only a man who's ass is narrow can fit down this stairwell. And if mines is such an ass then I shall kill zeus.

[sesshomarusfan]

wow eddie murphy!!! lol

[JustThink00]

@druha10304 what???

[lyzuf]

fuck i have to play it again now im all pumped up after watching this

[Deathtwich]

Good job with the videos man. I always wondered how the hell can Zeus´ father be a titan and mother a human. And reading some of these comments I see I´m not the only one. It must have looked like pretty when they were making all those children. Another strange thing though is that those titans have no genitals. And Zeus had grey hair already as a baby

[blobhead77]

it atualy quite comman for a baby to have white hair

[Deathtwich]

But didn´t Zeus have grey hair for all his life? According to this story anyway

[minion2291]

actually both of the parents are titans but they just changed for the game because it would look wierd and the titans are all siblings

[Deathtwich]

Well that just makes it seem even sicker you know. If they are mating and are from the same family, related.

[minion2291]

You don't know the half of it. all the Gods, Titans and the Creatures like Medusa, Cerebrus, Hydra, and others are all related

[Deathtwich]

I´m sure you´re right. I don´t because I have not studied greek mythology. And based on that knowledge I don´t even want to.

[minion2291]

Well i study it for an assignment and i found out that there all related in some way so its creepy

[Deathtwich]

Yeah. Makes you wonder where the ancient greeks came up with all that sick stuff. And another thing... I guess they never knew about metabolism or stomach acids if they thought that this Cronos the titan could actually devour and imprison his children in his stomach like that.

[minion2291]

@Deathtwich maybe they thought that his magic would protect the kids

[LORDNAG1]

hmm you do know they had powers too so it made sense. Any how have you look at the current religions today it's not so far of as this old one lol. funny isn't But makes great material for games

[JustThink00]

@Deathtwich if the kids are immortal gods....

[Deathtwich]

Yeah they sure had some imagination. If some 20 000 kg sibling titans have a bunch of immortal god kids or something so they can be imprisoned in the titan´s stomach and no more harm done huh.

[nickos94]

@minion2291 Only his father was a titan: Cronos, and his mother protected him by having Cronos eat a giant stone instead of Zeus! I know this cause I am greek.

[minion2291]

Well im part greek and i have studied Greek mythology. Rhea is Cronus's sister she is a titan as well her appearence was change for the game. If you did some research you would find out that all the titans paired off with eachother. I know that Rhea protected Zeus but she didn't know that he was going to come back and betray cronus

[808vampire]

really oh that is so shit dude!!! i love greek mythology

[LORDNAG1]

then zues kill cronos but who kill zues? how did that religion die? could you tell me?DID jesus kill zues?lol just kinding but i relly don't know how that religion was close down for good. I can't wait till they make one were some dud kills the current god yaweh or jehova that would take balls to make a game as sick as that. The devil helps you get powers too then you end up killing his sorry ass to that would be epic.

[trackboycrimson]

@LORDNAG1 They way that it goes is that the gods of greece were relle human who were given powers thats why they were all petty and jealous. Cronos(king of titans) slept wit a human 2 produce Zeus and he took Hera as his bride.Then he gave his brothers,Posiedan and Hades,power .but 2 answer your question when the mortals or old started 2 fend 4 themselves the Gods lost their power and were cast down from Mount Olympus.

[mikey0719]

@trackboycrimson Actually, Kronos (or Cronus) did not sleep with a human. He sired all of his children by Rhea, which was a Titan and also his sister. And Hera was Zeus' wife as well as one of his three sisters

[JustThink00]

@LORDNAG1

hell yeah.

and funny thing is that i'm increasingly suspicious that something just like that happened. An All powerful and all good god makes no sense, but there's clearly an intelligent design in the world and some sort of intelligent active influence on humans. For all mythological gods to exist but take a more indirect(less visible, physical) role sort of explains a lot.

[NeoDMC]

In terms of who would kill Zeus...when Zeus found out he would die from a certain child, he ate the woman who would give birth to it, but the birth still happened, it was Athena, but Athena is never linked to the prophecy.

[jnth90]

im confused why are prometheus and rhea normal people size if they're titans

[janosrock]

rhea is hot :P

[som1plzkilme]

God of War 2 was twice the length of God of War 1 . What are you talking about it had 3 times the bosses and cut scenes so how by logic was it shorter and it was only easier because you had practice with the first game and when you played the first there was no practice it was the first game of its kind so logically it would be harder

[lovegod6000]

I'ma have 2 disagree w/ u 2 a certain extent. I will agree that there were way more bosses and cut scenes. But I disagree that the 2nd was "longer" than the 1st. The 1st had way more "sickening ass" puzzles. Lol  Like the box u had 2 get across the room b4 it filled w/ spikes... And the platforming in Hades... In my opinion, a lil more difficult than the "mostly" action driven part 2. Took more tym on a whole 2 complete part 1 than part 2. But hey, jus my opinion.

[sesshomarusfan]

how was he hittin that? cronos is kinda big for her dont you think!!

[NigerianRocker]

Lol cronos and most of the Titans all look like A-Train the wrestler...lmao

[ngobleus]

lol near the end--Cronos is wearing Chia scuba gear!

[IAMD3492]

lol wow. Gaia was never a Titan. She was the Titan's mother.

[xHAZExx]

No, just playstation.

[JackDonny3]

is the first or the second part of GOW ever been released to xbox?

[DigitalStrike117]

iv never played a GOW game i just wana know whos evil Zeus or Kratos

cus isent Zeus like a good guy in greek mythology?

[TheGeckoNinja]

no one in greek mythology was actually good even Hercules killed innocent people, in greek a hero wasn't someone who saved people but someone who was strong even the greek gods weren't good or evil they were more or less like humans they were always paranoid and vengeful beings always paranoid about the other trying to overthrow one another.

[09up]

he is he helped olympis in greek myths in the game zeus betrayed kratos his son now kratos is condemed to kill zues his father

[PuzzledGlance]

Zeus ate Athena's mother w/Athena in tow, doesnt sound like a good guy to me

[sesshomarusfan]

i thought athena wasnt born from a woman but from zeus himself? greek mythology confuses me!

[PuzzledGlance]

theres many myths and stories about one subject it gets pretty confusing sometimes

[TransformGuru]

Gaia got some Tig ol Bitties >:3

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

she's the first god. She's got big boobs made out of earth :D

[percyjakson1]

i like line 5:59

[chershma]

definitely buy both games...they are both equally amazing. don't play GOWII before the original. also, don't watch these cutscenes without playing through the game, atleast, once.

[proach6]

how the hell to they have sex !man titan wouldnt they just squash u or something

[airman712]

which is better god of war or god of war 2?

[Shadow199356]

well i like them both

i cant really decide

but if you trying to decide which one to buy, then buy both

they're both awesome

[AxePowerx]

they r both nice. but i like god of war 1 more. its way harder and longer. i beat god of war 2 in 2 days. but it took me a week to finish god of war 1

[digantro]

who is that beard guy at 0:20 ?

[ymca398]

thats Prometheus

[YAHTRICKYAH121]

wow cronus and rhea's sex must have been painful....at least for her

[catagon12345]

birthing to her must have been child's play then ^_^

[LaraCroft7564]

where do you get these vids??? seriously i can't find them at all

[Shadow199356]

if you get the game, once you beat it then all of the videos are unlocked in the treasure section in the main menu

[LaraCroft7564]

well yeah i have gotten the game but i mean like onto here. the computer.

[sunkist025]

damn Zues mom looks hot!

[thegreenarrow19]

Prometheus was made mortal by Zeus ... So basically he made him "human" and put him there.. I guess Cronus can shrink too hahaha

[heckald]

how the hell did kronos bang that tiny girl

[LaraCroft7564]

lol thats what i want to know

[mat87878]

who here thinks that ryu harrabusa (A.K.A ninja gaiden) would stomp on kratos

[FrankCastle2009]

ryu vs kratos i think kratos would win

[mat87878]

no way dude flying swallow cut his fucking dome off

[beatsucker150]

yea!!

[guy17TokioHotelfan]

rage of the gods looked and was better rage of the titans is just kratos in his human torch form

[dagodhand]

god of war is the best kicking ass game ever. they should make a game with zeus as a main charachter and the rise of the gods.

[bulletbreaker142]

Cronos is BIG 0.o

[lycox]

How in the heck could Cronos and that woman be able to make with the nasty to have kids in the first place!?