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  • neither is the guest list XDD

  • 5:54 "Nigger night"

  • what an undignified ridiculous moron... an embarrassing third-class imitation of a president, no surprise it's a nigger.

  • @nigouer please deposit yourself into the nearest shit locker.

    Thanks, The Facebook Team

  • Obama should legalize weed in the US and then openly smoke it in the media

  • So funny... Like the new Buick Enclave!

  • Ron Paul 2012 - Please, USA, please...

  • Irresistible. Human being of the moment!! I am nor saying this just because I am white.

  • Best! Best! Best!

  • I've got cars to move people! hahahahahahah. epic win.

  • Ron Paul would be to busy saving the world to do shit like this.

  • @Bulldog76center

    Or saving embryos. You know his foreign policy is strictly NON-INTERVENTION, right?

    The U.S. Navy actually just rescued some Iranians from group of pirates. If Ron Paul was president, the Navy would not have even been there in the first place.

  • @TheSonorama21 why is it our business to rescue anybody??

  • @Bulldog76center

    You said "saving the world". Obviously you think it should be the job of the president.

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  • @Bulldog76center Saving the world... for himself!

  • best president ever! :)

  • @Seniioritaa how is he better then Clinton, he is like a John Major leader, basically transitional, lets hope what follows is greatness

  • Obama's so cool :P

  • OBAMA is best!!!! LOVE him!!

  • noba is good but gwbush is the grand daddy of all presidential stand up comedians 

  • @matkakulfi The difference is GW doesn't mean to be funny. haha

  • @Anezja yeah the GW stands for gifted wacko lol

  • Really, ive never seen ANYBODY on an obama youtube video with positive comments... Cmon, give him a break. Hes president whether you put stupid comments on his videos or not.Just watch the video.

  • It's time for Obama to leave the White House.

  • @mikevickphi And be replaced by whom?

  • Obama is a liar who only cares about his rich friends Obama has done nothing for the citizens who have voted for him and place him in office.Unemployment in the African American community is sky high but Obama has done nothing about the problem but look the other way. When will black people wake up a turn their backs on this disgusting Crack Addict.

  • Obama is a lair an a fagot I can't believe that black people still surpport this half breed sellout fagot, him and his wife need to leave the white house.

  • @mikevickphi i'm more offended by your spelling and punctuation than by your comment.

  • @shadymonkichi ahahahaha commas are underrated and I don't know anyone named Crack Addict

  • تسلييييييييييييييك اكترررر شي في الحيااااااة

  • bowties are cool ^^

  • @Elliotvisualeffects i Guess u should do more research

  • thank you BERRY much!.....

  • @Elliotvisualeffects If there's no notable candidates from Republicans, incumbent President always have an overwhelming advantage in the elections....

    I dunno tho, I don't think he did as bad as the press making him to be...

  • What a Legend! Hahaha. Just goes to show no matter how high you might be in the ranks, from celebrities to people who are homeless. There all the same, just human beings trying to live life.

  • i bet the people were laughing out of respect than anything :P

  • ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........­.......

  • This is why America is Great .

  • the 3 biggest LIES by a president-

    1. read my lips- no new taxes-

    2. I didn't inhale-

    3. I just released my long form birth certificate-

    Which one is the LIE of the century? Ask Alan Keyes or Pastor James David Manning-

    They R decent men who will loudly state- OBAMA IS A FRAUD-

    Keyes & Manning both refuse to call him president and Pastor Manning is shocked at his brazen audacity to FORGE a birth certificate and then put it on COFFEE-CUPS & T-SHIRTS for Democratic fundraisers-

  • The war on Terra is a FRAUD

    911 was an inside Job

    Support the troops

    Impeach Obama

    and put the real terrorists in the SLAMMER

  • @TyroneSandalphon Obama got Osama the man brought to power by republicans

  • @TyroneSandalphon real terrorist as in Bush.

    peace

  • @liljinxxxy dont be fooled by Obama he works for the same agenda as the Bush Family answerable to the same power.

  • What is funny here is how gringos are eating the shit for the palm of the goverment hand. wake ups pendejos

  • @pedroUmonterebel I like the English with the thrown in Spanish slang, it's not annoying at all Essay

  • @pedroUmonterebel The fact that you are the sort of character that uses the term 'gringo' is very telling. 1. Un-evolved, 2. Racially minded and 3. Not worth listening to.

  • hes like the coolest guy ever

  • NO BLOOD IN CONGO

  • did every President a stand up Dinner ???

    Im from Germany imagine that with Angela Merkel -..- she got alway the same look on her face even when she laughes she looks like :( but she do her job very good :D

  • Hmm..he looks like he's been tappin da bong...

  • That was not bad at all. Lol. He was funny. First time I heard him laugh.

  • How dare you Mr President poke fun at Hilary !!

  • what smug, elitist 'comedy'.

  • who's barack obama

  • very funny ,pit Ameica is going down the shitter

  • C'mon people. Lighten up. This is a publicity thing, a traditional press dinner. It's not like he spends his days in office writing jokes. (funny or not.)

  • @crashrj543 It's most likely not even written by him.

  • @crashrj543 LOL not to mention seth meyers wrote this

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  • Who is this guy? He's not funny at all. He should quit stand up comedy and find some other job...

  • @hodoboc the President of the United States.. have no idea where you live, obviously not in the states and if so under a rock... but i'm pretty sure some of my tax money is helping your country.. so... how about turning on the news sometime. - signed by guy who is just as sarcastic as you!

  • @JArielleJimenez Wow. People know who Obama is. Don't be daft. And as for your taxes helping out other countries, you should stop watching Fox. The US doesn't have any money. You're currently spending China's money. A lot of it. And you can't afford to pay it back for at least 30 years. And that's only if nothing else goes wrong and assuming you don't elect another military-industrial cowboy. Your economy is equivalent to the Tulip market crash. It's a real thing, look it up.

  • WWLD. What would a wise latino do?

    Jump the border.

  • ever notice how America keeps voting for comedians? Pretty sure if Rowan Atkinson or Chris Rock were to run they'd be elected before the first month is over.

  • Best Obama impression ever!

  • how pathetic the country's leader has to literally entertain ppl.

  • @MsSquashbanana Been this way for a long time. Why hate on an American tradition?

  • george bush too had 2 girls ..... mmmm

  • Obama is a good president he keeps it real and he jokes around to make people laugh. But also when he visited PR he sat and ate with the people not the government. He ate what he liked and not what they choose for him. Hes a cool president alot of people hate him but haters gonna hate. I hope he get re elected again i would like him to be our president . Plus he needs more time to fix up crappy things bush left behind. OBAMA 2012!

  • hahaha thiz nig....... i mean african american iz funny az hell

  • I absolutely prefer Obama over Bush, but Bush was better at stand-up

  • Hoodwinked is an idiot. News blackout? As if Fox News wasn't enough?

  • 3. If you want real comedy starring the president of the United States a.k.a. {{{ the 44TH PUSS STAIN }}} come and see the auto play on my channel. Folks if you don't think agenda 21 is in full swing you should come and watch my video about nuclear radiation and how Obama has caused a 100% news blackout.

  • GWB act as Einstein or Tesla in real trouble and he will be welcome in any European home in 21 century unlike you n light better known as TALKING HEAD

  • Obama! Lol, he's great. Love him.

  • did he just say nigga? hahaha

  • -.-

  • Obamas NEW ACORN HAS RISEN called Orgainizing For America these young obamabots hang @ check cashing stores MLKBlvd dollar stores laundrymats places where low income people would be & recruit/pay them for Obama Locals in Las Vegas have said they even pay these people to heckle & toss eggs @ tea party rallies, and other Conservative functions OBAMAS DIRTY TATICS 2012 since hes lost the clean cut white college student he will take anyone even thugs & criminals will do as long as they can vote

  • check out on you tube - how to laugh at racism

  • I remembered watching a vid of a 7 year old 'comedian', and his parents wrote all his material for him. I get that feeling watching this.

  • My favorite president

  • so teleprompter or wat

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  • Kill this muppet of Zionism. He is exactly the same as Bush! Wtf man, open your eyes! He also kills innocent woman and children!!!!! And you people laugh about him? How about he will kill you innocent mother. Would you also laugh then??

  • @MysterieusM Survival of the fittest, USA is one of the fittest stfu with your morals

  • @MysterieusM There hasn't been a leader of a country that hasn't indirectly ended the life of someone that didn't deserve it. Obama's just not as proud of it as Bush.

  • "Then I rolled over and asked Bryan Williams". What other president in the WORLD would even think to insinuate that he sleeps in the same bed as other men? Obama's fuckin great,haha

  • Would Bush, McCain or Palin pull this off? I think not

  • @metalhead6100 Ha clearly jokin friend. loosen up 

  • He's the best!

  • he shares a bed with brian williams? weird. 

    this is not very funny at all.

  • wow, he really puts it all out there... this is not funny though. not at all.

    

  • lmao the Oprah part was funny :]

  • What other president would even try this?

  • @Hidjdjdj Bush, done and done.

  • Ron Paul for Presidetn 2012 yes we can!!!!!!!!!!!! lets all do what we can to spread the message!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody already know that obama is a lier, he gave more power to the federal reserve cartel, filled the white house with bankers, renewed the patriot act against our civil liberties, started more wars & raised the national dept threw the roof!!!!!!

  • @raiden241 he threw a roof? wow, strong guy!

  • Thumbs up Obama for 2012

  • @SaleemsGoreeWife YOUR FUCKING MENTAL CASE.,

  • American's are like frogs. Try to drop them into hot water they'll jump right out.

    Oh but if you put them in cold water and slowly turn up the heat........well you get the picture. Us Americans are getting stagnant in our opinions and we need to know we're losing our rights everyday. Hopefully there will be some real change 2012. Not a republican, not a democrat, but perhaps an American who runs the country.

  • they was just laughin cause he was the president hahaha

  • "Listen to my jokes while I bomb innocent people, spray your skies with poision, put chemicals in your water supply, plan a global holocaust trough FEMA and manmade epidemics, use HAARP to create global floods and earthshakes"

    this is really making me sick, you guys are getting fooled by humor and media, television and entertainment, just dance while the world falls to the ground,

    America, you are losing your precious freedom, but its to late, all you can do now is wait and see how bad it gets

  • @MegatronElectro And where are YOU from that gives you the right to talk shit about what we're doing?

  • @Wowfang I am not judging the people of America, but the leaders of your country, and not just your country but several others. If you was so proud of living in your state, you would know America is a crown state of England, and the real founder of America is King James, and your socall president is like a guy representing a company, he doesnt make the rules, he just keeps all eyes on him so the "users" of the product dont realize its flaws. The freedom of Americas people are fading away.

  • a very funny man

  • who is this guy he's hilarious

  • @deeley25 really u don't know ? from which deserted island r u from ?

  • @3Roronoa3 tracy island

  • I must say though, GWB's speech the previous year was written a tad funnier. You could see the crowd's reaction.

  • DID HE JUST SAID " PLUS WE HAVE OUR OWN ILLUMINATIS HERE ?..

  • @boyeks luminaries

  • all i have to say is 10:51

  • That joke and following reaction after 8:00 are freaking perfect.

  • Anyone who thinks Trump is a Christian haven't read their bible in a while.

  • This is bout as funny as it gets...Look we got enough going on to be serious about and sometimes in life you have to step back and laugh. No I do not agree with everything our President does and I voted for him But funny is funny. Keep doing what your doing you've gotten alot done in just four years, good plan that way when you Win again you can fully put all your attention on one thing The Economy

  • @MrBbiiggmmiikkee dude hes not funny, he just has jewish writers. Hes a democrat, hes not likely to fix the economy. Its the sad truth.

  • I didnt think obama could tell jokes this well i wonder if he writes any of them

  • @mejustyo - I am not a fan of Donald Trump at all, but he is a decent Christian man, so the insinuation is somewhat unfair.

  • @gkutt57 yeah yeah yeah...he's a man who brazenly shouted out that the mother fucking nation of china needs to be taxed heavily...yeah right why would we issue such rude demands to get money from china when we OWE them money that and we can't claim the injustice of their endeavors to outsource american goods when the only thing we export is freakin food! Even Darwin would be going "uh yeah come with me..this is the ascent of man you stan here at the 3 ft line!!!

  • @gkutt57 Trump? Good Christian man? What the hell have you been smoking?

  • what a funny black man....

  • Might as well face it, I'm addicted2news

  • Y don't all yall just shut up

  • I'm sorry, but his smile and laugh is so charming!

  • B00000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000!

  • looollll...more like a roast to me..Luv Obama mehn!!

  • @5:55, did he say "nig @ nite"?

  • @Dunderhead36 sounded like NIG @ NIGHT to me , then like he said WIGGERS in a Mexican accent lol

  • I don't agree with his views and I think he is a puppet, but I have to give him credit. He is pretty funny.

  • @redshieldshatterer meh, it's america. all our presidents are puppets

  • There is no comparison between this man and that complete idiot George W. Bush.

  • My comment was to neilsize

  • Dude below me, youre a stereotyping asshole. Up until this day i have never intulted an african american before and you need to stop thinking were all kkk " dawg"

  • Right there is where ur wrong I go to a school with half white and half black I myself am not racist in the least to any nationality but u are ignorant to think only white people don't like him most of the black people in my school with no reason for hating him say they hate him

  • The only ones that talk negative about Barack are the white ones, when will y'all learn to accept people for who they are and not they color?

  • @neilsize dude, WTF. You're the racist. I "talk negative" about Obama because I disagree with his views. you guys are the ones who bring up the whole color bullshit. You are focusing on his color. That's the first thing that came to your head was his color. How does color ever come into play? I love black people. I have black relatives. The whole "you don't like Obama because you're racist" thing is so ignorant and unintelligent that it's sickening.

  • I now love Obama for the Arnold reference lmao!

  • @MrPmd1 Well until you start citing your sources, I am going to bid you farewell. I see no point in even listening to your side if it will just be your opinions. You come off as trying to preach facts, but not once have I found any of your statements on any credible web source. All I know is that the economy is on the rise, and that is better than still receding.

  • @MrPmd1 Maybe I do, because no matter how many times I've listened, I still don't see what you claim. I'll keep trying, until you can provide specific texts.

  • @MrPmd1 Did I say there are NO job losses? Try again. I asked you to CITE the data that 400,000 jobs are being lost each year. Somehow, that has to play into the end NET that jobs are increasing year by year. Since his stimulous package several million jobs have been created. That's not a "lot", but it's not in the negative. Since during Bush's campaign it kept negating, the fact that under Obama it's turned around slowly is enough to say he's doing good.

  • I don´t support any president, they´re all profesional liers, some worse than others i just want people like u to stop fanatism & use their brain to reason. see; Bush began this Bin Laden movie, a fictional person who never existed, and now Obama is going on with it, what´s matter here is that our american gov system sucks, & about job loses, that began on bush when bankers got greedy and rose the realstate interest, pipo cant pay, banks fell off, employe dismissed then the domino efect came

  • @MrPmd1 Buddy, I really want to see where you get your info from. Probably another youtube video since you aren't up to date with the Nation's news. We haven't been in recession status for quite some months. Recession doesn't = anything less than pre-recession... We were officially declared out of recession status, and only a handful of cities nation-wide haven't begun to see the rise in jobs. If 400,000 jobs were lost every year, not many people at all would have jobs, only a few thousand. MATH

  • @MrPmd1 He was never "against the wars on terrorism". Please try again.

  • @MrPmd1 Job losses? Please cite resources before spewing garbage. Try again buddy.

  • @MrPmd1 Also, stupidest isn't a word. Change your screen name to MrPMS because you are bitching about him for no reason. Osama is dead. One promise kept. Show me the promises that Bush came through on. Why did a democrat leave the country in the surplus, and a Republican (Bush) left office with the highest debt ever. Shit if you weren't so hyped up over the birth certificate theory you'd see that he's doing as much as he can.

  • @MrPmd1 Jobs are increasing. People like you make me wish communism existed. Go learn about economics buddy. No matter what he does, or the President after him, or the one after that, our economy will not return to pre-recession times for decades. What happened in 8 years under Bush has set us 30 years behind in finances. Everyone sit and collect welfare? People have been doing that forever buddy, under every president. He promised to try and change healthcare, go bitch to congress for refining

  • @thingschange87 That's what we did with bush !

  • Obama 4 life

  • dat my prez fuck dat haters

  • fuckbama

  • love you obama be Blessed!

  • The best part was the Arnold joke. He's generally fun to listen to but I think Bush's jokes were a little funnier.

  • "come on, work with me here. I've got cars to move people!" This guy is hilarious.

  • he's too cool, i don't understand

  • 5:54 i thought he said "nigga night" at first

  • Hats off to this man! He really knows how to give a speech ... A born leader.

  • Because I'm an asshole.. good answer?

  • @dap889

    you definitely an asshole, like u said!

    there u see an incredible man with a tremendous brain, using powerful arguments as politic, a smart mind of a black man, u know why ? under any human skin there are the same materials, melanin can´t stop wisdom, that´s why this wise black man K.O your White candidate (Mc Cain) cause wisdom resides in brain and braind of all people worlwide is same. so if you think that your skin color is your greatest achievement and salvation, you are a worm

  • @mejustyo You do realize you're racist, right? It's funny how you refer to McCain as a WHITE candidate and not just a candidate. If you really judged Obama on his performance and not his color, you wouldn't be saying hes a great president. Be honest with yourself, you're one of those morons that voted for Obama just because hes black, lol T_T. Also there is a difference between a nigger and a black person, I'd hope you know that.

  • @dap889 if Obama were a bad senator, no one would trust him to be president.

    Obama´s wisdom is clearly shown by the way he overcomes his clown rivals, like Palin, Cain, and now Trump.. Check; bush father as republicans distroyed us economy & politic system, Clinton came as democrate and fixed it, bush son came and did worst taking usa to the deepest bottom till he got to beg $ 700 billions 2 save the countyry, Obama is trying to clean that mess, he is not God he can do only what´s possible

  • @dap889 can´t u see that Obama received a broken country from your republican president bush. Now all the critcism is falling on his back cause he still can´t find the final solution. remenber what bush did is nearly impossible to be solved, but Barack is doing his best, i never expected him to be a messiah cause i knew long ago how deep bush submerged our country. I don´t believe people for their color, but for their ideology,

    i love Clinton, Hilary, Obama ,Michelle. i only hate white trash