Slap Chop

[capsule56]

The FUCK people, he's not dead! Look up the Schticky commercial for godsake.

[lawver90]

Your Gonna Love My Nuts!

[erago54321]

rest in peace vince

[IamKingofInternet]

I heard he choked to death on cheese pizza, I can't believe it. Who is going to be the next great salesman?

[LJmett]

R.I.P. Vince, u were a good man

[dakilla254]

RIP...fuck this curse. 

[Twi5T]

RIP! good night sweet prince

[xstang55]

RIP vince! Will miss you!

[ninjaguerra]

RIP Vince :*(

[BigNickDigger88]

R.I.P



[IamKingofInternet]

I can't believe he is dead. Billy Mays and now him? Why???

[geegee765]

RIP too soon

[23chopperrob]

Graty? i was expecting the old black man from Sanford and Son...

[EnvelopsTheBathtub]

This guy is such a dick....but because of that I wanna buy it.....

[blockreader43]

you are going to love my nuts

[FuoriKaji]

make America skinnier one slap at a time? that's gonna take a lot of slapping.

[xiggystardust]

i love the little sparkle on the strawberry :)

[divineoblivion1]

best part is from 0:54-1:05

[TheATCOBRA]

EPIC SINK SHOT!

[torafire]

"making America skinnier one slap at a time"

thats so scary!!!

[General2528342]

But i would actually buy it???

[wowhutguides]

I slap away every night....

[BMTHAAzealot]

i bet he said ''You're gonna love my nuts'' on purpose .

[LaVacheGoesMoo]

"The reason why you're gonna slap away every day" :P

[beakerthefrog]

And this is a perfect example of a good commercial.

[dj999dominator]

Thank you Matthew Caruth.

[MeOhMyMichelle]

The more you do it, the finer it gets.

What.

[KF7FDB]

He called Billy May's quick chop useless lol.

[kipay5away]

STOP HAVING A BORING TUNA!!!!!!

[JOSUELITOlive]

tacos, fetuccini, linguini ,martini, bikini<------thats just wrong

00:54<-----how the hell is that breakfest yo go

[MTran0708]

@JOSUELITOlive breakfast to go...

[SuperRandomToast]

I have to admit. That toss was impressive. ;D

[tallandshort99]

he is a good salesman

[THEHUNGRYRUSSIAN]

0:40-1:18 only listen dont watch XD

[THEHUNGRYRUSSIAN]

@THEHUNGRYRUSSIAN i mean 0:53

[DinheironoTeclado]

1.36 --> nice shot there! this guy should be at NBA!

[DinheironoTeclado]

Is it just me that would never eat those mixtures the guy is making?

[ElevenJess]

"This tuna looks boring, stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life" xD

[asherleez]

real life scout :D

[JuBiToRs]

@asherleez scout dont talk that much :/ (i presume you meant the videogame)

[asherleez]

@JuBiToRs BONK

they talk the same

they are both fast talking

[knombo]

" One slap, SALAD! "

Yeah.. Like thats gonna full someone up. ¬_¬

0:18

[Sammyv12345]

You hate salad you love making it ¬_¬

[UltimaForm11]

does it work?

[Tehnoobix]

ERBOH brought me her

[234benitocamelos]

i love your nuts <3

[justinbieberfan6001]

@puluparty when u clean it dumb@ss and y r u defending vince he's a piece of shit

[LCaaroe]

The commercial is fucking retarded. The product will take forever to clean though... 5 seconds to chop the vegies, ~5 minutes to clean 3-4 parts of the stupid product

[Zetsudaman666]

"One finger, if i can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand, even kids can do it!"

[LegendOfBecca]

even though he almost beat a hooker half to death, hes still funny as hell.

[justinbieberfan6001]

1;27 wtf y would some1 design something tht looks like a vigana? no wonder of course vince designed it

[puluparty]

@justinbieberfan6001 wtf? what kinda vaginas are you seeing. It's like a zig-zag shape.

[Thatgirlsmh]

Martini bikini (: LOL

[TQOMify]

does this actually work? 

[charmingchica21]

"the reason you're gonna slap away every day"...lolol



[HiyaIhateyouall]

Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore... oh so true lol

[HiyaIhateyouall]

Gawlic! lol

[drc930]

"You're gonna love my nuts" - best part of the video!! lmfao

[TaylorSwiftRoxMe]

LOL?! Opens like a butterfly??????

[matxona]

Billy Mays!!!!!

[arnfiarnunn]

stop having a boring thuna stop having a boring life!

[Jerix11]

"Slap away, everyday" LOL!

[TheSADrummer]

Jack Chop...facken booss....

[jwagon28]

did that prostitute use that damn thing on your toungue ?? lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllll

[thetangledhand]

0:51

lol Your gonna love my nuts

[blackhart101]

"you gonna love my nuts"

either the script writers were stupid enough to miss that, or they played a clever prank. either way, LOLOLOLOL

[Chaicoski2]

Here's the gawlic

wat

[Copyright619]

I´m still impressed that he totaly nails the sink...

[sjlc92]

What a tiny breakfast!

[DigitalTransfer]

"Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?

[StarShinePassion]

22 people didn't love his nuts.

[mrmadnessguy]

i want one

[TheRealBaDOS]

NOOOOO NOT THE OREOS!!!

I HATE YOU!!!

[heyitslukebro]

"the reason you're gonna slap away everyday....."

[JackassMMTTB]

1.36 EPIC THROW!!!!

[NoPancakeMix54]

0:33 Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life lol.

[randomgames7]

You're gonna love my nuts...

[squidwardscyndaquil]

@TheExtremism linguinie is pasta Martini is a drug and biknini is a bathing garment

[theresanapp4that2]

@squidwardscyndaquil i think i knew that. :|

[jmbanaag98]

this is the reason why billy mays died.

[JoggingOnTheMoon]

@jmbanaag98 you mean vince sliced him up with the Slap Chop?

[Dachi1991]

stop having boring lives and buy it.

[fruitcakemidi]

...The hell kind of breakfast is that?

[tombraiderxXx12]

omg XD XD

[ShadowHedgehog11]

your guna love my nuts

[grnman86]

my boring life was turned around after i bought the slap chop, now im a millionaire celebrity, thanks slap chop!

[l1geh]

@grnman86 you forgot that you were fat befoe.

[fictitiously]

I think that the Graty sounds better than the SlapChop. Seriously.

[Jebusjoose]

JUST BANG IT

[Animalwuver1998]

"Your gonna love my nuts" "whaat?!?!?!

[jj7akaJamal]

trini slap chop !!!!

[ddixie1998]

carrots on pizza??... interesting...

[RoadRunnerMusic]

you can see vince in the back @ 2:11 - dude works hard lol

[TristanMachuwano1998]

i wounder why he sed slapping your whay out ... cuz he slaped a hooker =|

and lolololol he sed your gonna love my nuts!!

[YourSarcasmHere]

hi vince, i'd love to chop your nuts...if thats what you're being paid for

[TheBRact92]

I LOVE THIS GUY!! SUCH A LEGEND!!

[SuperMajestic12]

We're gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time.

[joakimpwnspoop]

i fucking want that.

[Glitzyglamgrl84]

"Stop having a boring tuna."

[iknowsnothin]

i'm so frikin convinced he is so good!

[gigadule]

1:14 he says "put a mango..." where?! - and its a strawberry!

[TheBRact92]

@gigadule The yellow bit of fruit he puts the strawberry next to is the mango.

[tweetyaja]

He is Shamwow guy, Vince

Arrested for killing Hooker, Sasha!

[Billythachikk]

I think the concept is genius. But the size is ridiculous. If you want a salad you'll have to do this 20 times. If they made a huge on too I'd totally buy it!

[jjovereats]

@Billythachikk Well the whole point is you can get salad in 2 minutes flat where before, it was ~20 minutes.

[Billythachikk]

@jjovereats > I am confident that if they made this in a huge version it would still take less than 5 minutes ^^

[undertakerrocksman]

XD i use one finger u can use ur hole hand



[undertakerrocksman]

look at my nuts lol!



[taylorpancake]

how do u get the video?

[lolipopvienna]

"stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!" OMG my life is so much more exciting that i can cut my tuna better! and fast! my life was so sad and boring before now. I am amazed! wooo

[MrSandvitch]

"i can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand" ... thats what she said

[jeanismohamed]

MAKE AMERICA SKINNY... ONE CHOP AT A TIME

[BorialaHP]

He was definitely the best informerical guy. I actually want one lol

[Nigganechi]

@BorialaHP Actually Billy Mays was voted best infomercial guy in Macleans magazine.

[Jennixbabiix30]

stop having a boring tuna stop having a boring life????

[flapjacksful]

how can you make a salad whith that tiny thing

[CarnivorousExcrement]

22 people have a boring tuna

[MTran0708]

holy sh!t that throw was epic!

[EviILink]

1:34 Vince is secretly an NFL basketball player.

[mshadows4life]

ok. what. THE FUCK. who the hell approves these commercials? whoever it is should be fired. how on EARTH can someone approve the line "you're going to love my nuts?" what is that? is that a joke?? i mean...holy shit. i guess it's not all bad bc it provides some wonderful internet humor but seriously...how the hell did this make it on the air. my god

[EviILink]

@mshadows4life tl;dr

[davidmac2007]

2:06 "We're gona make America skinny again, one slap at a time"

2:13 = satisfied skinny customer

[9001lulz]

he beat up a hooker

[TheKevinWalker]

I love how he lands that bacwards shot into the sink.

[MrCech10]

21 people don't think tuna is boring..

[MrCech10]

21 people thinks tuna is not boring.

[SuperRandomdude12]

fetuccini linguine martini? bikini????? wth?

[gaoutlaw]

My life is so damn exciting since I got one of these.

[2good4utyra]

wow! when he threw that it landed into the sink perfectly

[SuperGamingFTW]

Was there freakin stack of champagne glasses in that sink?! 1:36

[lsakai]

the graty sucks

[JackTR21]

368 people love vince's nuts

[kristofize]

Why does the food sparkles ?

[iamglenny]

@kristofize Cuz it's magical

[animecatgirlroxs]

I wish my fruit would sparkle like that! :(

[vinnypjohnson]

i wonder how many takes it took him to throw the generic slap chop behind his back into the sink..

[badboy2o0o0o]

Man I knew I knew that guy from that shamwow ad I just couldn't remember the name of that shitty towel

[greenpigen]

20 people have boring tuna..

[YourSarcasmHere]

wow, my life just got exciting =.=

[Samh232]

This is a really good advert! He reminds me of joey from friends :)

[andysweetzandbozza]

yeah, tuna is boring unless you use the slap chop

[lawlipop97]

Why would you DARE to Slap Chop your NUTS?!

[YourSarcasmHere]

@lawlipop97 thats what she said

[gogogoandy]

You're Gonna love my Nuts,watch this!!!!!!!

[jerrylove4u]

0:55 - 1:08 made me laught my head off... sigh me and my dirty mind. =p

[LewSifferr]

This man is my hero. I wish i had a job like his, I want to tell people about my nuts.

[gamer01100]

This tuna looks boring. Yeah well so does your commercial.

[ShayminClaw]

"One slap, SALAD!!!"

[PeepsRock309]

but da don't look like any food i've ever ate

[PeepsRock309]

Thanks for telling me

[PeepsRock309]

what the fuck is that? 0:44-0:54

[mjerome]

@PeepsRock309 Lol yeah - "Breakfast to go!"

Yeah mate, straight in the bin.

[PeepsRock309]

@mjerome I thoguht breakfast would be better then boiled eggs with sour pickles and onion with Deli facotory ham thats just nasty

[ginreikojaku17]

Tacos, Fettuccine, Linguini, Martini, Bikini.

Who the Fuck eats a bikini?

[RaustBD]

I aggree that billy mayes was better than this guy, but if they had done a commercial TOGETHER, that would have been AMAZING.

[Hysteria98]

It's a whole different experience once you've seen DJ Steve Porter's remix, it feels fucking weird........

My favourite bit, not the nuts parts, but when he says:

"Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life"

(after chopping)

"You're gunna have an exciting life now"

[emmagirl30]

i thought the mango was cheese, ewwwwwww who eats hardboiled egg and green onion. "STOP HAVING A BORING TUNA STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE" "YOUR GONNA LOVE MY NUTS" HAHAHAH love this

[camprockroxon]

i like GAWLIC.

[blaizis107]

Love the older lady giving her testimonial.

[petay88]

everybodys guna love my nuts

[Gabanator1]

IM HUNGRY



[SandwidgeVids]

U GONNA LUV MY NUTZ!

[kreator20]

He sounds like a wiseguy. 

[tomsou99]

Lazy product, for lazy people.

[fedos]

I had trouble cleaning between the blades until i bought a small wand brush. Also, there's still some cutting with a knife ahead of time; you need to get the veggies down to the right size to fit under the Slap Chop. In the end, I don't use it as much as I thought I would.

[DarkPrincessFrost]

Do you think he can use that thing in prison?

[Chauchat7777]

And you get a second one too.. like you even needed the first one.. For only an additional 19.99 processing and shipping...

[VillainIsLemony]

Wow, it's Scout! =D

[Slowergrass432]

but... you can't fit anything in that little thing.

[Aveng3d7x1]

Wouldnt it be funny if he took the plastic cover off and used it on his brow?

[EEVEEdude11]

@killerinrs yup =D

[sukmacack365]

Love 1:20 :"The reason you're gonna slap away everyday is because it's so easy to clean" !!

[Buildoman]

Those products look more like toys than kitchen utensils...

[Thelaofkazi]

Hey, at least it looks like it works.

[Delcaroll]

ugh i would buy both lol

[o0Alanna0o]

i want one!!

[alexandrateresa1]

is this real....?