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  • The beginnings of political correctness.

  • Hordak - the evil thug that:

    - Gets his ass kicked.

    - Several times.

    - By a woman.

    - In a spin-off.

    Whoah. He's down there with the homeless bums in terms of life failure.

  • Hordak is the man

  • Love it...the song should have been called After thought-After thought. Love the way even when she does the sword, the horse turns into a slightly better horse with wings that look stuck on and a crap head mask lol. Never mind She-Ra it'll be ok

  • "ra" of she-ra, does it mean something or its just sth like hödö dö lö lö?

  • my childhood

  • i love the fact that instead of saying "I have the power" she simply says "I am she-ra". That's presumably because HE MAN STILL HAS THE POWER!

  • @stopthesoftkill lol it looks to me like they both have power

  • Coming soon the new adventures of He-Man and She -Whore!

  • So how did she discover this again? Was she just standing around, holding her sword above her head reciting catch phrases?

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  • saudades.,,,,,

  • Awful lot of rainbows in that intro....

  • Why her transformation is so fucking longer than the He-man's one ? Women...

  • @RebelAdmiral maybe she needed the beam to put on extra make-up? LMAO...but she's damn hot after...mmm

  • @RebelAdmiral LOL!!

  • @RebelAdmiral She had to make sure her makeup was right first, LOL... One of my fave cartoons way back when...

  • @RebelAdmiral Clearly you haven't been around women enough to come to realize that they take fucking FOREVER to get ready.

  • @LifetimeProblems Great comment.

  • How this show never was made into a porn spoof is beyond me. Bow being the only dude on the team has way too many opportunities.

  • @TB4000

    TrueXD

  • Same story as He-Man, but with tits.

  • Classic.

  • ANOTHER ILLUMINATI CARTOONS... SYMBOLS. THE EYE ON SWORD ..AND ON THE HORSE .. THE THE FLYING OWL ..AND MANY SYMBOLS.. BRAINWASHING SYSTEM

  • I think she-ra looks russian.

  • I still think there is a connection between Grayskull and The Crystal Castle - hence why it appears during the sequence. Perhaps Lighthope Spirit and Sorceress are connected?

  • @lofthouse23 I think they show that because Greyskull Castle has the only portal known to get into Etheria.

  • Who the f*ck doesnt like that????

  • Oh gosh lmao, to think I used adore She-ra when I was a kid I still have my action figure of her.

  • So He-man but with tits? Real creative!

  • @narcissus236 Oh... so u weren't referring to her DD boobs then... My bad *Shame*

  • ...I thought she was gonna punch me after revealing her secret identity...

  • her nemesis Hordak was a neater _looking_ villain than Skeletor, but unfortunately he made Dr. Drakken seem clever and competent in comparison. Plus, you know, the snorting. Skeletor one, Hordak nothin'.

  • He-Man? o.o

    

  • only a few others know this secret. 363,985. And whats that about defending Syria?

  • LOL, She-Ra was rocking the weave before everyone else.

  • Faaaaaboulus secrets

  • OMG fucking loved she ra

    remember the xmas special he man and she ra together

  • this is so funny it wets your pants lol

  • she reminds me of Sailor Moon,cause she's blonde.

  • oh, good old cowell :D

  • I'd fuck her until she can't walk no more...

  • @Zahirishere ..so you would fuck cartoon-ladys from the 90s .....

    ...how would it be with a girlfriend instead ?

  • @Metal0Lover0of0Doom hells bells man...cartoons would be so much more fun to fuck...

  • @Zahirishere ...hmm ..ya ..your right ..cartoon men are absoluttely sexy...

    Fuck real men and women!

  • @Metal0Lover0of0Doom I couldn't agree less

  • uawenang boys wont want to watch she ra only girls are you a boy?

  • Man, I feel so old. I remember begging my mom for a she ra doll and being highly disappointed when the doll was really tiny.

  • this is so amzingly 80´s style. maybe because it´s from the 80´s i guess :P

  • even though shes a girl and rides a winged unicorn,she´s way more macho than he-man.

    i bet prince adam was her bitch in the playground.

  • even though they were twins they belonged together..

  • ajsfdgghfh memories:D

  • The sorceress in He-Man > She Ra. :)

  • is it only me who has the sound in one ear only!

  • I wonder how many kids had a crush on She-ra

  • Shes He-mans sister:)

  • "Fabulous secrets were revealed to me "LOL

  • He-re has fabulous secret too!!

  • Have you seen he-man gay brother He-ra.

  • THEY MET WHEN HE MAN FINGERED SHE RA BEHIND THE BIKE SHEDS,

  • did She Ra and He Man ever meet?

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  • @zikten Yes they did, it was a movie called He-man and She-ra: Secret of the Sword.

  • WAAYYYY! better role model for girls.

  • @narcissus236 agreed! It showed girls they must wear hotpants or a very short skirt with their tits hanging out and keep their hair perfect nm what :D

  • @chubbylilloser And that's bad how?

  • @sillygoose544 Speaking as a feminist, Its disgusting how many girls have watched this and grown up thinking thats how they should act and dress...... Speaking as the 25yo horny mother fucker i am.... :D She-ra rocked..bring her back so my future son, and his son, and his son sons will have a never ending stream of blond, hot pant wearing chicks :D

  • @chubbylilloser actually i was referring to how she ra is a girl that fights for good, and doesnt get caught in a damsel in distress moment.

  • @narcissus236 Being perfect or invincible isn't that great a thing to portray. None of us will ever be that way. Male and female, we all WILL have our "damsel in distress" moment. Not that I dislike this show or anything...just saying.

  • hope He-Man taxed his sister for ripping off his style,bitch.

  • 18 people are members of the horde.

  • To be freed from the evil forces of hoarda, the hoard is coming at the castle, defend!

  • They should make a "Live Action" movie of She Ra!!!

  • @undernightabovelight

    NNNOOO!!!!!!!!! no more, enough of this shit. they just made a live action yogi bear movie this shit has to end!

  • @undernightabovelight yeah I agree it would be cool if they made a she-ra film

  • Her epic force is "sword to showel" xD It is sometimes so funny to watch the old cartoons because they have really nice mono- and dialogues ;D

  • Haha, I remember when I was little, my mum used to put a towel turban on her head, after a bath, and I called her 'She-ba'.

  • This is LOADED with symbolism! The serpants and the medicine wand?! A greaet secret.. Anyone?! Love it!

  • does anyone else think she sounds like Hillary Clinton? ::smirk::

  • Hahhaha unicorns....I always think Neil Patrick Harris for some reason.

  • I love how back in the 80s, no one even questioned this intro, even though it was almost literally a carbon copy of the He-Man intro. lol

  • @funkiersnoog That was the deliberate point! It was a companion series to "He-man and the masters of the universe".

  • @serendipity3864 Uh, yeah. I know. Duh.

  • @funkiersnoog Ahhh, I misunderstood you there I think. It looks ike you were saying no one questioned the fact it looked almost identical to He-man (ie: because they ripped it off, which obviously wasn't the case as it's almost the same 'series'). I think you meant...something else??

  • @funkiersnoog Well, it was more or less created by the same bloke who did He-Man

  • the evil forces of Horshack? she-ra was an racist!

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  • You can actually buy he-man the game on playstation 2, I saw it in gamestation the other day for £3 or £4. shame they never released a she-ra game though........... oh well..................

  • @retropirate1

    Yeah Skeletor was Hordak's croney a long time ago. There was some sort of legend or prophecy about the twins so Hordak decided to grab one of em and got Adora. He then opened a portal to escape and left Skeletor behind on Eternia to take the heat and eventually become Adam/He-Man's enemy.

  • 14 don't know they're She-ra

  • This makes me feel like I'm 10 again. Thanks!

  • Love-it to bits

  • I got to watch shows like this in the late 80's and early 90's. So COOL to be a kid in those days. Shows like this helped me stand-up to bullies...seriously!

  • the fabulous secrets seem to be, how to get hair extensions in such a short time!

  • i love this cartoon now this is real cartoon not like this new shit they got now

  • i love it

  • Okay, is this a show for boys or girls...?

    He-man I know what it's, but this... uhh...

  • @CherryViz I think it's for early mature boys (seen how hot she is) - and for not yet in puberty girls (horses and princess and stuff like that). :D

  • @CherryViz They made it to appeal to girls, but it was just as popular among boys - pretty much because the plot, storyline, and action was pretty much identical in forumla to He-Man. I know I watched both of them as a young kid back in the mid 80s. He-Man actually appears in some episodes of this show.

  • Oh look, a Furby ^^

    So there was another horse named Spirit?

    My sisters are sure to name that horse

    "Spirit The Flying Hamburger"

    Strange humor in our family ^^

  • Hahahaha shera ist nur ein billiger Abklatsch von Heman und mit ihrem mädchentypischen Schloss mit pinken Steinen und natürlich hat sie ein Pferd, voll kitischig das Schloss und was ich nie geschnallt hab, warum sind die Bösewichten anders als bei Heman?

  • lol I remember this! my reaction: "Ah girls show!!" *Changes channel as fast as possible* lol

  • How can she say she's He-Man's twin sister when in the He-Man intro, he says that 3 people - not including She-Ra know his secret, yet in this intro she clearly states she's He-Mans - and not Adam's - twin sister?

  • @jordanrenault waste of time changing intros i suppose, especially back in those days (not that modern toons are any different) only anime change intros and endings

    also she says he-mans twin sister instead of adam so its less confusing to newbies.

  • @jordanrenault - the intro for He-Man was written years before the character of She-Ra was even concieved.

    Even "in-universe" nobody on Eternia knows she exists because after she was kidnapped as a baby and taken to Etheria by Hordak the Sorceress cast a spell that made everybody forget her to save them all from their grief at her loss. The Sorceress, King Randor and Queen Marlena are the only people who remember Adora until the day He-Man is given her sword and sent to Etheria to find her.

  • @selkie76 Good summary, where did you you get this backstory? I respectfully suggest that you need to get out more :-)

  • @50zcarsman 'tis all in the original feature length introduction episode, "Secret of the Sword" ^_~ I happen to have seen it again not too long ago so 'twas easy to recall

  • @jordanrenault The intro movie is posted on YouTube - "Secret of the Sword" - look it up. Adam and Adora were separated as infants and did not know of one another's existence until much later.

  • always thought it was she-man :\

  • hordak's obviously the ex boyfriend

    lol get over it

  • Why isn't She-ra in the Crystal Castle kitchen.

  • @TheJcp1234 good one :)

  • I'm a huge fan of both shows. I till have the old She-ra action figure.

  • I would bang the ass off She-ra....she's all I ever jerk-off to.

  • So she ras nemesis was Hordak

    And He man was Skeletor!

  • Everytime I see this intro, I keep thinking "He-Man clone?". The whole intro is quite literally a copy and paste.

  • I grew up in the 80s as a kid watching this, He-Man, GI Joe, Transformers, Thundercats, Voltron, and SilverHawks. Miss those days. I'm 30, and my child don't know these cartoons. They know only Spongebob

  • Was there ever an episode of She-ra that didn't feature He-man?

  • Sailormoon vs She-Ra. Ooow, if Scheimer could only animate this :c

  • She-RA! :D Man, I loved this show when I was little. :)

    For the record, since people seem to like talking about it in previous comments, I am a conservative and still find no contradiction between She-Ra and conservative values even years later. She defended those who needed it (using force when necessary), she fought for freedom from oppression, and she was unfailingly moral and compassionate. Those are all things conservatives believe in (at least here in the US). And Horde =/= Reagan Admin.

  • I am Adora. I drink Kia-Ora.

  • happy 25th anniversary Princess of Power :)

  • I watched both Heman and Shera and loved them both.

  • she-ra was one of my childhood crushes...oh hell she is still one of my childhood crushes!

  • "I am Mark Linden, the Vistor from Earth. Mystical secrets were revealed to me when I held up my Staff and said ,' I shall never go home again!' " lol

  • mighty steed...hahahahah

  • she gave me my first hard-on!!!!

  • shouldn't it be she-woman? lol

  • The only cartoon starring a girl that men are allowed to watch and maintain there manliness.

  • 13 people look like Cowl

  • She-Ra was He-Man's sister? I could have sworn his gf. Oh dear :D

  • bringing back memories of the younger days

  • I´m Mexican.. and I DID watch she-ra and he-man... u dont need to be american.... there´s even episodes of heman meeting shera and stuff.... shera trying to use heman´s sword.... I really remember this..

  • @rolilla Yes. It was a movie called "The Secret of the Sword". It showed how She-Ra began. :)

  • I love She-Ra

  • Hey, she looks just like me!

  • I had shera toy was my favourite at the time lol!

  • A great role model for girls, unlike the anorexic and weak Winx Club bitches nowadays ;).

  • I really liked this series.

  • Yeah, defender of the crystal castle, but gains her powers from grey skull....that makes sense o.O

    Oh my god, this is so gay...

  • Is it just me or did She-Ra just say: "...the evil forces of LADY GAGA!!!!"? KIDDING! NOT! NO, LOL.

  • she reminds me of julianne moore around the eyes and mouth.

  • ...and live in harmony harmony oh love!

  • hell no i didnt watch she ra , for some reason she was wack i guess lol that shit was wack now go watch he man intro and see some PoWA!!!!

  • Thats look like the gay version of He Man

  • so i know someone who worked on this series and they told me that there are tons of sexual inuendos in the intro and series.

  • she ras intro is better than he mans

  • He-Man got to be Prince Adam.

    She-Ra, being his twin sister pretty much got the raw deal. It's like her parents told her "Go defend this other castle.... that should shut her up."

  • @uselessman73

    Not to mention that She-Ra has to introduce herself as "He-Man's twin sister" while He-Man doesn't even mention her.

  • @Mirkwoodelves Because He-man didn't know he had a twin sister, only the king and queen and man-at-arms knew, the people of their kingdom's memories of Adora were erased by the sorceress of Greyskull.

  • She-Ra will air on qubo network this fall

  • I think I had my first sex dream about She-Ra! That was hot and wierd!

  • The first time I listened to the video, when she says "I am... Adora", I honestly thought, right at the pause, that she was going to say "adorable", resulting in a "I am... adorable". My immediate thought was "that's rather conceited of her, isn't it??". LOL

  • @tugatomsk

    but isn't that the truth nothing but the truth?

    She is soooo Adora-ble

    I "adore" evey word which sounds similar to her name

    if it is Adoration, to adore, adorable or adorar in spanish it doesn't matter^^

  • @MichaelMyers07 LOL, you're right. :)

  • My dog's name's She-Ra ;))

  • She-Ra can kick her twin brother's ass.

  • for teh honorz of greyskull!

  • como le daba de chiquito a esta mina XD jajajaaa

  • Does anyone have a breakdown on this cartoon? My only guess is "RA" has to do with an Egyptian God. And I know there were masonic elements going on the the 80's cartoons.

  • i remember being 5 years old and dressing up as she ra for halloween ^_^

  • You wanna hear some truth. Me asking for the She-Ra doll to go with my He-Man collection lead to a full-scale " birds and bees " marathon from just about every adult in my family. I guess were I come from, little boys don't collect girl toys, no matter what. On a scale of 1-10, I had about a " 3 "grasp on sexuality at the time. But boy , wasn't I a popular storyteller on the playground after I was armed with all my knowledge after this backfire of child rearing.

  • @dickstraten LOL!!! That's got to be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard!!! As a girl I had mostly She-Ra toys, but still some He-Man. And nobody really cared.

  • this was before angelina jolie, such visionaries. The 80's had fluorescent socks before anybody else.

  • Always funny how Hordak was actually integrated into the He-Man toy line. I never could make sense of it.

  • @messageofthemaker He was probably incorporated because, if you've seen the first 4 episodes of She-Ra (I think 4, was turned into the movie 'Secret of The Sword' ) It was explained that Hordak stole Princess Adora from her parents as a baby... And damn... Now I feel like a geek for knowing that LOL!

  • She-ra the princess of Power, OMG! Old School , I feel so old, I miss the 80's

  • mutha f%$&in Hordak! What a name...... U gotta be EVIL as shit for ur folks to name u Hordak! EPIC!!!

  • lol exactly the same as he-man :p

  • Me and my friend used to love to find "Looky" !

  • I love how she name drops at the begining

  • @starbask LOL

  • I bet she used her sword as a dildo.

  • I AM SHE RA!!!! :-)