Computer is my b*tch :) - funny starcraft strategy by Sonic

[madwiebe]

I can't understand a word this guy is saying, but it's funny when he gets excited about something... just can't figure out what exactly he's excited about.

[jaameessss]

아 럴커로 깰려고 앜ㅋㅋ 착하네요~

[Leeurider]

Counter to this is cannon wall into carrier

[fjuurtiiz]

i dont get this o,o

[fjuurtiiz]

lings? o,o

[Seunghomok]

This videos were made for Koreans.

So you guys cannot say that he talks like a b*tch.

I feel the same thing when I hear freaking Spanish non-stop-talking, that annoys me but I won't say the talks are shit.

for me, it is so funny to listhen his voice, and there is no problem.

[lollollol136]

Lol. He's hella funny!

[fullweedman]

Oh my god, he never stop talking...

[TheRezolve]

Douche bag korean....

[HomunkulusGnom]

3:18 made my day :)

[TheXeno2000]

FUCK THE GUY THAT TALKS LIKE A BITCH

[YouSungHorang]

good good berry good

[tennisproderek]

LOL YOU WOULD BE KOREAN

[monoko258]

매너 지키는 컴퓨터... 럴커로 죽이는 샌스쟁이 ㅋ

[inuki111]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 웃긴다

욕하지마 외국숑들아~

[KhoalityNguyener]

angry korean (:

[MrGrebbi]

Ear rape!

[wtfr3nch]

its funny to put the vid on mute, then throughout the video randomly unmute it, its like you have a crazy asian guy yelling inside a box and you are breifly opening the lid

[schenke]

@wtfr3nch lol, soooo true

[AFGalwayz]

PERRY GOODAAHH

[sergnechaev]

fuck off

[travazoid911]

STOP SPEAKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL FUCK FACK SMALL DICKED CHINA GUY LEARN ENGLISH STOP TAKING OVER STARCRAFT WITH RETARDED GAMES FAGGGSSS

[XcGJamesFFXIII]

@travazoid911

Its not like your american ass can do better than him.But ok.

The fact is that you are a 1 piece of shit that....idk dying would give Satan too much to do.I mean you should shut the fuck up and go get raped kiddy.

[travazoid911]

@XcGJamesFFXIII sorry, im truely sorry, i was really pissed off that day.

[andrew8185]

@travazoid911 umad

[4lifeSNSD]

@travazoid911 1 hes not chinese

2 iunno where ur from but instead of trolling on other people's videos why dont u go get a life

3 im pretty sure jealous of sonic

4 they dont take over starcraft with retarded games

5 IM SURE YOUR FUCKING DICK IS SMALLER THAN HIS SO STFU

[Rebel4Life69]

TROLOLOLOL

[yimuhaha]

lol funny yes

but that voices makes me wanna punch a baby.

[WestVfan]

HAHAHAHAHAH he quits right after the person was defeated xD that was a victory itself =D freaking loved this video!! hahaa

[KacperSC]

speak fucking english!

[PerryThePlatypoos]

LMAO!

[kyuukyuu]

lmao

[kop4321]

like aoe2 more than starcarft....

[Gorpendor]

Can't deside is this guy really really good or is he just some korean fag who can't play by the rules ^^

[4lifeSNSD]

@Gorpendor u can see his micro and apm r very good

if he plays properly im sure he is a A rank player

[DaManCallahan]

Jesus, I can't even watch this with that grating Korean voice.

[konadora]

ㅈㄴ 웃겨 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[McRelapse]

wow ur all nerds how the hell is this funny?!

[rapaicruma]

I love the "Here Hydra!" part when his building floats as a bait. :D

[rapaicruma]

That was such a low blow... XD

[morceus]

all i see here in this and in other Sonic's so called funny videos is that he is using nasty stuff

he ruins others game/joy/fun by doing so

come on! putting in computer in a 1v1? faking a bug so that the other shoud go away, and winning so?! he is an asshole...

and if he is a pro, why is he doing this? did u ever see a pro boxer to kick some beginner-ass?

this guy never heard of fair-play

this was my opinion, i did not curse ur mom etc, so be so kind, and dont curse me

[kangjiho]

@morceus hes doing it for entertainment obviously. He probably isnt good enough to be a pro player, a pro player practices day and night. Its all for fun

[hbar1051027]

he made one person angry by making this vid

he made 45,000 people laugh their asses off

personally, i think it was justified, especially since it was just some random pub game

[wc1hater]

Lol I wish you guys could understand the Korean--he's so funny I was laughing through the entire vid xD

[h3l1lo0]

me 2 hahar ahar har har

[wjavier316]

translate us

[Xralik]

VERY FUNNY!!!!!

[TheSouptimeable]

this guy mumbles too much

[DroneSplit]

hgawehfahewfahhahahahahahhahah­AAHHAHA

[unique0204]

//rectiony3

why are you even watching this if you hate it too much?

why are you going around and leaving sh*t comments to all of his videos?

does your mom know about this? LOL

wtf are you?

[junho1252]

man, just calm down he did actually promise that to apologize them after match.

IT`S JUST FOR FUN :)

[Rectiony3]

its not

does he sound like a boy or girl to u

[junho1252]

yeh,,, its actually a voice like kidding others, but he`s actually got a deeper voice than the voice recorded by microphone(I SAW HIM TALKING ON TV SHOW) mixes voices with its electronic sounds

[Rectiony3]

i seriously want to knock the shit out of this person who makes these stupid strategy on starcraft which is fake and fucking annoying voice

[scho77]

@Rectiony3

shut up faggot, then dont watch the video

[MechaniCard]

why the fuk are you watching then? he can beat you in minutes if he plays seriously.

[kamikrazi123]

really? "I srsly want to kill you"

calm your ass down or get some therapy you sick fuck.

Enjoy life much?

[coffee1422]

You have the most annoying voice ever...

[MattNicholson7]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[YoungJaedong]

I'm gonna try something of his in an obs game on Bnet (iccup server is down)

[powerfulkingj]

lol but dont you get a loss for doing that?

[Smaschge]

I would like to see him, while he is talking and laughing. he is a funny guy.

[Armalizilto]

I'm posting comments against alien3000ful because he/she has no soul.

[Armalizilto]

You're weak, stupid, terrible, and pathetic remove all of your comments and get the f*%# out.

[aznofmusic]

haha lol

[steelcansrock]

Go watch warcraft if this is a waste of time

[Armalizilto]

You are a waste of anyone's time, drop dead dumb-ass!

[CeXiLiANDsAsHa]

OMG

[Altair565]

What if the computers attacked him and not the other guy? lol

[cheet87]

It's not gonna attack him cause he ran away to the island (- o -)

[DudethatGross]

DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMMIT

[snowkiss1541]

this stratg is really hard i tried but ppl kept sayin whats computer for? lol

[namman11]

whats the point of this

[KillerCheebo]

wut a f0kin useless strategy i mean YOU LOSE TOO. so what

[DraggingMorons]

This strategy is not for winning

just for fun. and it is fun. lol

[AzN41iFe055]

i love being korean =D

[zsyluxz]

i agree =D

[xXDarkLimeXx]

loud asian speak.....this is lol funny...

[DraggingMorons]

Because speaker lol since im korean i can understand it and it is hillarious

[Krahl123]

lol fucking little cheat

[DraggingMorons]

but it is funny.

[rawrletsgo]

dude hes actually pretty smart to come up with all these ideas to "win" even though he gets a loss at the end he defeats his opponents

[XXXJAKEASsXXX]

결론은 너도 지는거잔아 십숑키야

[DraggingMorons]

그러니까 발전하는거잖습니까.

[ChromeGuitarist]

what the FUCK just happened??

[Souling1]

자기 화이팅?

[guitarzarmad]

FUCK me WTF is goin on

[gtxjc]

LMAO. The comments on the computer having manners for leaving a chamber then the comments on when the lurker comes are the highlights of the video.

LOL sonic is the best.

[jameshyun]

미친새끼 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[zoomist]

sweeeeeet man!

[Viriosus]

GOOD GOOD BERRY GOOD

[cubanon123]

stupid korean sopla pollas

[sn00chies]

crazy koreans...

[hbar1051027]

his voice and attitude are half the reason he is so damn funny

[KillerCheebo]

wtf who cant 2v1 computers?

[ruhtraeel]

Nobody can when you realize half way through your 1 v 1 build plan that it's actually 3 v 1

[KillerCheebo]

easy to beat computer 2v1 even if u 1 gate tech

[tadashimori]

yeah... and the oponent has a very high economy disadvantage, I´d win against this tactic ¬¬

[samuelkim0814]

OMG he's so good at this lol he's talking in Korean how he outwits the human

[Necromaniatico]

eres very god d=(°°)=b

[smuttbullen]

When during making this movie, did he decide to leave out the sweet SC music and just scream in the mic for 10 whole minutes?

[run2home93]

Apparently that screeching noise you're hearing is actually a language...

who knew?

[MyLifeMyWayMyWorld]

LOL gas manner hahahahahaha

[DranKof]

"GAME OVER!" 6:50

[DarkCoffin]

lmaooo

[tryingtogetanameomg]

I don't understand anything O_O' soo confused....

[DXrazvan]

i can't stop laughting =)) "kdfofksjlajoiwawhfööoee" so funny!!

[TarTar34579]

I know he sounds like hes spazing at the computer.

[Team4omena]

lmao :D

[bigleagueryoon]

fuck you

[ajdcnddl1]

졸라 웃겨

[ajdcnddl1]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[Changer01]

Voice is funny already

[PoQuail]

damned slanty eyes

[mx50virus]

"very good" this guy rocks

[talic864]

teh guys like OH WTF O.O

[3vilc00kie]

LOL, HYDRAS DONT ATTACK YOUR SO KIND :D

[wilce]

LOL oh lord, Sonic is truly the king of SC cheese. I wish I could understand Korean, he's already pretty hysterical even though I don't understand him.

[gtxjc]

OH MAN LMFAO

At the en when the gas chamber is left, is the best part of his act.

LMFAO!!!!!!

[gtxjc]

LMFAO.

If you people could understand this dude.

OMG, he's hilarious.

Funniest internet host.

[shoutenry]

he talks to the comps like they're obedient pets... with psiblades XD

[avalonkiller]

ㅋㅋ 어이가 없는 전략 ㅡㅡ ㅋ

나 이거 빨 먹어야지 ㅎㅎ

[t5uk1n0k0]

Owning Terran comps are pretty easy, just mass marines+tanks+goli and attack right after the second wave is annihilated=pwnage =)

[blueshrooms]

The most annoying voice ive ever heard in my life.

[ThinkOfHappyThings]

dude... he doesn't ever stop talking...

[667985]

just a quetion, why dont the comps kill each other?

[entaroduai]

the mode was melee, the computers would always ally each other automatically

[Broockle]

didn't StarCraft ever come out in Korean? I always see them use the English version. Do they all speak english, or do they just think english is cooler....?

Just wondering. If u use that strategy on a real human it would bore the hell out of him. It's fun to frustrate computers though. xD

[AgentJerro]

LOL IT IS A REAL GUY HE'S FACING, can u read chat? this is the whole point of the video LOL

[SiaBBo]

After that he lost to computers. LOLOL

[Pacacoca]

i love koreans xD

i love their language and how they get motivated at the videogames! X3

and doesnt matter if he wins or not, feels good to try to defeat that damn computer with a strategy made by one self ;)

When i was a totally noob (im just a better noob xD) i used lots of strategies to defeat that damned comp, finally one day defeated it and i was so happy that i play again with that strategy and win again xD.

just like the TV say: "Dont give up" =D

[Pacacoca]

and his startegies are so damn funny xD

[LordSch3tzer]

I had to mute that shit...

[imnoobish]

no... chinese and filipno lang is fuking annoying, korean is actually the calmest asian lang out there including jap

[visom1]

viet is also annoying, im viet and i am admitting it -.-

yea korean is one of the calmest, its those that the speaker is a SC fanatic...thats all

[imnoobish]

true true

[cheecheepong]

but what's the point of this? u don't win.

[094221006]

he was gonna make a base at the island and make his scv's cover ur the chokes so the enemy cant see that its empty and makethem think hes in that base. just messes them up. this strat is just to escape and get the other 3 players to beat each other up.

[cheecheepong]

lemmme say it again.

you don't win...

[themeg11]

im pretty sure the sonic guy doesnt fucking care whether or not he wins. he just made this strategy for the hell of it because its funny.

so i guess in the end, sonic has learned to make the point of creating a "funny" strategy rather then using one to "win". after watching this, im gonna guess that "winning" isnt the pinnacle of sonic's starcraft experience. im gonna guess that he has other ways to have fun.

[dudedoc123]

뭐 이런 사람이 다있나? 근데 뭐 어쪄라고? ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

[stuntmasta305]

talk about bm

[HanQ]

why does he keep waypointing?? what does he do?

[naddanoob]

thats awesome!!i should try that

[dgmii]

thats some dirty shit.... i love it!!

[orochimaruisugly]

3:21 What does he say?

[joeturf3]

3:21 - "you're doing good computer!" over and over. sounds stupid in english, he's just cheering the comp on thats all

[orochimaruisugly]

Oic true

[Krannyman92]

haha

[HAJS5]

3:25

"WTF"

[wc1hater]

is the talking person sonic? the player?

[gotpudding91]

yup

[skillsex]

someone tried this against me lately and lost... if u want to see replay my acc is skills(eX msg me on europe bnet

[strategyandgames]

simply amazing. + 100% working.

[iCHAINSAW]

Rofl, "gg"

[shinwshin]

Sonic is a girl?

[gotknife1]

no sonic is a male

[Pwnatsf]

Its a girl... And if u were korean u would laugh ur ass off xD

[CulpritKnight]

What is the name of that LaLALA song he always does at 3:28?

[orochimaruisugly]

3:28 lalalala LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[casey963]

xDDD

That was awesome. I wish I could understand this, and know what wen tthrough Blues mind...

[mrflower88]

hahahahahaha this kid is hilarious

[sandiegosuperbowl]

lol funny guy

i actually enjoyed this