Church Testimony Gone Wrong

[sietevicio]

Fuking cockroach !!!

[sweetmsroslyn]

Did he just explain why he has those handcuffs on?!! LMBO!!

[tata60221]

u shuldnt "play" church...im jus sayin

[Labcabin96]

@tata60221 that again! when i was a kid it was always don't play church or don't play with the lord.u wanna see playing with god ok hey god catch! hey lord i'm open! thats playing with god. as long as you don't pick him last everything will be fine.

[BRAVOADD]

Jesus freed me... *sees handcuffs dangling* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[DHarri9977]

A handcuff dangling from his left hand, really? heheehe

[TCA177]

It's a skit

[lloyd26ful]

lmbo that wayyyyy too funny =D

[suszie1000]

so fake...plastic cuffs

[lepetitmaya]

FAKE

[flex2dz]

White boy is like: wtf.

[6kuronix]

Fake and gay

[trerochelle]

LOL, i'm in tears @ tha old lady..sayin "that's talent" when he said dug himself out with a spork and a spoon ....ha

[TheThunderGirl1]

"1st colonoscopy 3:1"

[RitaTaylor77]

I'm sorry but this sounds and looks staged

[dcampbe91]

dame dame, that was funny!

[neetrab]

lol! Funny stuff.

Joy come in the morning... Yea, Joy was supposed to pick me up...lol

[neetrab]

Is this real?

Oh, okay.....looking at the comments, I figured it was fake. Thanx.

[bs2174]

Is that Phil Collins sitting in the back?

[michaelwuzthere]

fake.

[karoslif]

now that was funny,and with no profanity no less.

[AveolarD]

this is a parody

[YoZoe3]

Did that boy say 1st Colonoscopy 3:1? Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[sweetmsroslyn]

@YoZoe3 Yes he did. LOL! What book of the bible did he actually mean? LMBO!

[rtisi]

youknowhatI'msaying?



[cindyao]

TOO FUNNY!!

[Uriahsgrandma]

Colonoscopy 101!! Oh heck no!!! Lol!!! Joy come in the morning, joy said she was gone pick me up in da mornin! This is too funny!! Please look at the lady in front of him with the coat!! OMGOODNEZZ!!! LMBO!

[thesicilianguitarist]

I'm just curious na wha I'm sayin...is this real? na wha I'm sayin? na wha I'm sayin? na wha I'm sayin? na wha I'm sayin?

[STARTINOVA012]

um..is he wearing hand cuffs?

[dimpleforest]

in first colonoscopy !!!!! lol

[LilRicosuave22]

UHMM???is this a real church?!

[litledevel15]

You know it's an old fashioned church in the south when you see a single fan blowing as the air conditioner hahaha

[marzilyas]

fake

[asprilla444]

keep on acting your way to hell..

[JandJComedyBrigade]

@leosunbright U really gotta use the F word? REALLY????

[MrBluefunk4]

Is that Arie Spears

[cogicchurchboi93]

IM DONE!!!! This is too funny. If this was real I don't what I would to LMBO lol hahaha

[hersi29]

Aries Spears?

[hotdrumchick]

I had to cut to the end after a minute though....The "U kno wat I'm sayin" was working on my last nerve!

[hotdrumchick]

The handcuffs, lol!!

[pbcmusicguy]

Episodic church? Which episode is this?

[nathanwallacei3]

this is fake

[reyesmartha1982]

i dint see him take no no no i dint..

[13wezze13]

Anyone else see the white guy?

[tkjordanproduction]

Very good!

[1Mizzprimp]

look at the white guy in the back!!! LOL

[aadeeza]

I GOTS TA TESTIFY N' SHEEYT MUHFUGGAH!

[Kass620]

first colonoscopy LMAO

[flistenbee]

Did any of y'all see me take it? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh/ See y'all witnesses too. Ain't nan y'all see me take dat tv did you? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?...Joy was 'sposed to come pick me up...

[purewhiteflutterby]

"first colonoscopy 3:1" - priceless!!!

[Shaymac48]

What was he saying?

[1LadyEMM]

1st colonscopy #DEAD BAHAHAHA

[410Dread]

colonoschophy?? 

[rafyraf100]

he just escaped run!!!

[greenrefrigerator]

Plastic handcuff?

[TBwassup]

LMAOOOOOOOOO, "COLONOSCOPHY 3:1"

[TheJDistrict]

not a good skit!

[TheJDistrict]

skit! gotta be a skit

[721rem]

the lady in the fur is killin me! lololololololol

[comedyisgreat24]

You know what the Lord say in 1 Colonoscopy 3:1? AAAAAhahahahaha *crying tears*

[Synh6416]

Dude: "For real, I was in jail."

Everyone else: "Amen!"

Amen? What the....? How you gonna say amen to that? Wow...

[vincent15641]

@Synh6416 The moral of the skit was to show how programmed churchgoers are. I've experience getting out of prison and giving testimony about what God brought me through. But after all the "Amen" lip service, nobody wanted to offer me a place to stay.

If an escaped convict was actually in a church with a handcuff on, little store front churches like that probably would keeping saying amen as long as he is not an immediate threat to them repeating their vain repetition chants.

[neetrab]

@vincent15641 - "If an escaped convict was actually in a church with a handcuff on, little store front churches like that probably would keeping saying amen as long as he is not an immediate threat to them repeating their vain repetition chants."

Please don't speak for the 'storefront' church goers. You seem to know little about them.

[MrNerdy69]

@neetrab The word "probably" means it is not speaking for all. Pay attention rather than seek attention!

[neetrab]

@MrNerdy69 - How you thought I was seeking attention boggles my mind.

[RoShamBohhh]

I dunno what he's sayin.

[Quad8track]

This is a fake. This was shot with a digital camera. In 1997, home video cameras still used tape.

[unzenzile]

@Quad8track cant you read the description

[deshawyn18]

@Quad8track itss supposed to be like that lol

[1111GENESIS]

Oh my LOL!!!

[shannonpiccolo1]

that's AIRES SPEARS

[unzenzile]

anyone else notice him wearing handcuffs?

[JudahUncuffed]

@unzenzile I used to be bound hahahaha

[unzenzile]

@JudahUncuffed aha

[bagel765]

thats gnome sayin what gnome sayin im sayin gnome sayin

[higgybaby1]

that's talent.



[MyFANCY24]

"MYFANCY24"...YOUTUBE!!!!....V­OICES OF THE LORD:)

[readerovdoom]

yeah, HE was victimized

[Born2PraizeHim44]

ha! Funny. Joy comes in the morning. And Joy was suppose to get me at 7 o'clock. funny.

[sonia42962]

COMEDY!!!!

[donthate9000]

@ebanyeyes no.

[donthate9000]

@ebanyeyes no.

[ebanyeyes]

is this real?

[CUTEMAMASHORTII]

IF HE SAY "YU NOE WAT IM SAYIN" ONE MORE TIME...

[ProductionsbyDeeJaye]

that was funny

[antoinesillah]

this was wack!



[missericacjohnson]

UGH i was soo wishin this was real

[StanMichael313]

this is the dude from Saturday Night Live...or Madd Tv..wun of them..he does the Shaq impression

[sexyladi1980]

@StanMichael313 Nah, that's Aries Spears who you are thinking abot

[hitmansrn]

@sexyladi1980 Aries was on Mad TV.

[tazzy112908]

U was in jail?? I really??? Hmmm I didn't realize it with the handcuffs around your wrists...

[ILOVEYOU6747]

:O 1:18 1st Colonoscopy 3:1?!!! Oh no he didn't!!! Oh yes he did! SMH hard... 2:42 he'll make a way w/a spork & a toothpick

[Tiana8shpherd]

lol he does have handcuffs on ......this nkika gotta be joking

[davidjmcneal]

Ahaaaaaaa!. I am in tears. Why is he wearing hand cuffs in church? Why is he grabbing himself during testimony service? Why is he quoting 1st Colonoscopy? Yall now I didn't take it. Did yall see me with it.

[chris1234652]

This cat is half crazy,lol.

[khalil1288]

First i want to say does he have handcuffs on in the church. lord Jesus.people.second another thing that i want to imply is that he is scaring the mess out of that lady with her hat on.and is just a looking in the bible

[TheMimiCherrelle]

so fake

[fayth93]

@TheMimiCherrelle Obviously, The video descriptiont clearly says its a skit "Ever hear an awkward, embarrassing testimony that made you feel like sliding out of the pew and out of the church doors? This skit was inspired by those testimonies that took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and went horribly wrong!"

[chocolateshay1]

is that aries spears

[OfficialxGeekiiexBoo]

I thought this was real...then I saw the white guy...FAIL!

[glamorousface12]

This good got on handcuff!!!!

[nothosaur]

"Gnome sayin?" Who is this gnome, and why does he keep saying things?

[l337pwnage]

@nothosaur His name is Verne Troyer, and he is a mage.

/watch?v=Ae6U-WAJ1mw

;)

[CynicalSkeptic1]

@nothosaur Too funny! I laughed my ass off...You should be a comedian! :-)

[ronniebad19]

What is he talking about? Lol

[JKB41195]

PLASTIC HANDCUFFS...LOL

[jade3605]

did anybody count how many times he said " you know what im saying?"

[SuperAlexrios]

good acting

[TheDjmjdpg]

whay is he cuffed? I'm just sayin. Is this a joke?

[newme09able]

LOL...too funny!

[cjzzzzz]

LOOK AT THE DEVIL WORSHIPER IN THE BACK OF CHURCH!!!! LMAO

[toneyzion]

joy come in the morning but she aint pick me up lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo

[Dremple]

psssss PSSsss ,..Act...ACT

[PhoenixxxStar]

The woman in front is wearing a wig.

[duane2880]

Lmbo....that's talent ....

[Sierra2464]

Is that Aries?

[2krobbie11]

oh ok thats talent...the her facial expression was like "lemme move from in front of him"

[Ms504cp3]

That is aries spears!

[sucramj]

The lady with fur infront..."oh ok....Thats talent". Thats when I lost it. That was some funny ish!

[iLuVKhALifA13]

dhis is funny

[Amoore535]

lol this is fake but funny

[raymondcooper1]

Somebody call the police.

[cdstina]

lol!!!!!!!

[chinma85]

first colonoscopy:3:1

LMHOOOOOOOOOOO

[kimmie6209]

Is that guy the comedian Aries Spears?

[eracism09]

That handcuff hangin, LOL! All in good fun:)

[TLWWCdotcom]

1st Colonoscopie



[JH16]

@TLWWCdotcom then that woman is lookin in the bible for it. lmao

[BronxBoomer1976]

WTH!!  Lol!!

[puresnowman01]

hahahahahahahah nice one! (i hate that they said i took it when i anit take it) hahaha



[Hbdukes]

this isn't real...lol but it's good!!!!!!

[CarolinaAllDay1]

LMBO

[gospelfrk]

at least he had the mind to come to the house of the God...lol

[AfroLady352]

Lol!

[0326hkim]

hahaha, it is funny. but i dont know why it wasn't so funny when i actually see testimonies like this. i will admit, i hate it when people use testimony time to try to put themselves in a spotlight.

[stefaniemargaret01]

Lmao at the ONE white guy in the back of the room.

[MrBigpopsonswoll]

I like that the lady in front of him is trying to look up the Colonoscopy verse.

[MsChisra]

hilarious! My 81 year old Mother and are laughing so hard that we're crying!!!

[miskittt]

This is staged. Can't yall tell?

[sincerelynlove]

"oh ok that's talent" LOL

[MegaBlackisBeautiful]

who came up with the church name

[dayday5178]

1st colonostomy 3:1 LOL!

[legion3721]

Man is this for real? this is too funny and too cold, it's like mad tv or some comedy show. I'm gonna be laughing all week after this and whats with the cuffs he must be in the department of corrections chaple there in Huntsville.

[Bassics85]

LOOOOOOLLL

[JayeTheGirl]

"I was locked up, nawl forreal, i was locked up"....

[adventururer]

AWWWWWWW LAWD

[AM310965]

I like the audience reation lol

[savedgirl04]

LOL...there was a man at one of our home prayer meetings we'd have who no one could really understand and he kept talking about 'bridges' and I hate those 'bridges' they're always in the way we had been having lots of construction on our area bridges but the he said the 'bridges' name I think her name was Cynthia lol. We were so stunned that we didn't get it until after he had sat down and we just giggled a little to ourselves...

[metrogroovefm]

20 people don't Know Wut He Sayin'.

[youngrichfly1]

This was to funny he said First colonoscopy 3:1 where that Bible at!! lml rofl

[pleasurewifey4eva]

lmao

[Eureka3d]

yes we KNOW "what you'ra sayin" ;D

[ldalanejones]

Not FUNNY.

[agbtg7]

Come on now people you know everybody that's in jail is innocent -- just ask them, they're tell you! So that makes it tougher for the one's who truly are innocent, or I should say not-guilty of this paritcular crime or that to get his point across when you have people coming to church with handcuffs on. But we all have to start somewhere. I'd rather see him go to church then to some other places I can think of. The man was truly trying either to be found innocent or get off, right? MGM.

[TheLadyhmt]

Yo i just noticed the handcuffs

[MrChiefBlackhawk]

Know what i'm sayin'?

[lovinthelord4ever]

that was funny good one God bless yall

[bowiehs]

why does he have handcuffs on?LMBOOOO!

[Jazmineluvsgospel]

He STRIKINGLY resembles Aries Spears O_o.

[bob2779]

How come he never moves his right arm? Know what I'm sayin? Did he hurt it digging out? Know what I'm sayin?

[ExousiaProductions]

@bob2779 at 1:08 you can briefly see why...his right arm is handcuffed to a steering wheel, lol....the part when he runs out the church didn't make the final edit so you don't get to see the full steering wheel

[bob2779]

@ExousiaProductions Thanks, I must have missed it while I was laughing. We've made similiar videos.

[Unoman311]

ROTFLMBO..................



[MademoiselleChopin]

You know what I'm sayin'?

[jway411]

Is that Aries Spears?

[jway411]

First colonoscopy 3:1 He will make a escape for you lol...

[nickrappazini]

handcuffs make it!!! awesome vid... god bless!!!

[ginaven1]

Love it..loool!

but they said i took it when but then when they said i took it but i didnt take it....... lmaoooo that didnt make any sense