Lesser-Known Presidential Candidates Forum

[ParagonXx9]

Supreme hopes to fight our "moral and oral decay" by promising a free pony to every American if elected. "It will create lots and lots of jobs once we switch over to a pony based economy." He also wants to harness "the awesome power of zombies for energy sources" by dangling brains in front of zombies to lure them into turning turbines. That could certainly solve Atlanta’s problems! (A little “Walking Dead” humor there.) To hell with Romney, Santorum and Gingrich!

[moshcoffeeBRO]

0:02:10 WHAT A FACE



[Bearingz]

Broken clock is right twice a day for the win. :P 1:34:22

[robamobabob]

This is only good for the comedic value. xD

[BlockisticStudios]

scratch that randall terry is a fucking monster

[Natvsnat1]

1:15:50, 1:32:27, 1:40:05, 1:48:22,

vermin supreme.

[BlockisticStudios]

wow

randall terry is a piece of shit

[Minedcrafter]

If Vermin was actually elected I would regain my faith in America.

[Domoa400]

I think Randall is mad.

[Hunterotica]

I wish Vermin Supreme was my dad.

[stickman794]

yay i always wanted a pony lol

[elchafa]

Also, don't miss Vermin's opening speech at 1:15:50

[elchafa]

One candidate says: "We need to reduce the govt. and give more power to the state." The man has allegedly never heard of the word "synonym"

[ydkshow]

RAndal Terry might be the best spoken candidate on the stage - after Vermin Supreme, of course

[temp9747]

Timothy Brewer kind of sounds like that computerized male voice....

[124qdude]

like this if u watched the video just for vermin

[Bknjjux]

Timothy brewer is the worst public speaker I have ever seen.

[TheJysix]

Vermin supreme.

[hofmannsapprentice]

Your choice:

1.) Forced religious morals

2.) Man with boot on head

Isn't the choice obvious!?

[norwen3]

Vermin Supreme is the supreme politician as all politicians are vermin and he is supreme, also the Zombie power plan is genius! also he can speak with Jesus and turn people gay! Mr. Supreme for president 2012!!!

[LordOgargd]

He just turned a man gay infront of my very eyes!

[syncsta91]

the pony poop , well that's funny !

[Robomonkey5000]

VERMIN SUPREME 2012!!!

[ryanpoole]

@ericson4life. maybe i should explain better. it's not like a bank istitution in the way you would think. It's not like it's a single enitity. sure banks can't really survive without being part of the fed. but to say the fed is not a government program, when it is ran solely by the government. is a bigger misstatement.

[DaManCallahan]

Wow I'm impressed with the progressive candidates! I only wish this wasnt a debate for the "lesser known" .

[OUtsidethenine4eva]

What's a thorium? o.o

[tommoex]

21:27 do your research... the american economy is growing at a much greater rate than most of the other major companies, they're on the right track atm.

[SafAlum]

i came here because of the wizard lookin dude!

1:15:50

[Patbow25]

John Haywood looks like an evil villian

[parks1993]

So that Vermin guy was actually on the ballot?

[FrankDTank16]

@parks1993 he came in at 3rd in the democrat primary in new hampshire



[ryanpoole]

dk y i'm watching all of this but did Crow just say we should get rid of federal reserve and bankers with money and give it to government. he does realize the fed is a goverment program and has nothing to do with banks institutions really. lol

[ericson4life3]

@ryanpoole You really don't know what the Federal Reserve is, huh?

[1234airows]

skip to to the best one 1:04

[Makaveli9822]

The ultimate troll

[RMunderscore01234]

Bad camra man. <.<



[oasisfleeting]

That Brewer guy is pretty nuts.

[truthslap]

1:12:10 john haywood just delivered the most boring, unlistenable banter I've ever heard. that's an achievement.

[Jugendvolk1]

Vote for Vermin Supreme!!!!

[dvd88883]

VERMIN SUPREME!!!

[MindTrixx1]

PONIES FOR ALL AMERICANS!

MAKE IT WORK!

[CaramelDingo]

I'm going to make T-Shirts after the election saying "Don't blame me, I voted for Vermin Supreme"

[pochincol]

Skip the B.S go to 1:32:27

[seanfrommemo]

Camera fail at 42:40

[dingsucks]

the worrying thing is that Vermin isn't actually the maddest one there...

[ZeeTymian]

@dingsucks More likely he's the only one sane here

[joshbulldog1661]

is that a boot on his head?

[TheJasonDR]

@joshbulldog1661 yes he looks like a wizard

[nbandofbrother]

@TheJasonDR No... He is a wizard.

[gogdee]

John Davis is right on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gogdee]

@gogdee Terry Randall is pretty good too

[xxcaptdrakexx]

If vermin ever "does" get elected then fixes our economy and all our counties fucked up problems. Then I'll tip my hat to him

[MrManlify]

@xxcaptdrakexx i think he would want you to tip your boot.

[drabus1fruna]

what the fuck is wrong with haywood

[marchovens]

i utterly hate haywoods voice, its so horrible to listen to

[tehFR0G]

@marchovens that and his mouth looks like a vagina

[kiailol]

Joe Story/Hugh Cort 2012! Keep America strong!

[markliederbach]

1:00:54 If the problem was not with the President, why wouldn't we just re-elect him? Is it weird to pretend to analyze these people's candidacy? Haha, some of them are just funny. And then there was Vermin...

[DrMcGold]

1:15:50 is the best part along with 1:33:00 you welcome

[audiowiz]

What Sith magic is Hugh Cort casting with his hands at 10:55?

[marcuseng127]

@audiowiz He's talking like Dr. Evil hahahaha

[dyne313]

I actually watched the whole democratic part. And vermin supreme has my vote.

[audiowiz]

Democrat for Ron Paul 2012 with or without a Republican nomination!

[TheHurff]

a government issue toothpaste containing an addictive yet harmless substance

[karkorof]

all bronies must unite and lead the genius to the head of the government. vermin supreme for president!

[BornDynamics]

AMERICA PLEASE VOTE VERMIN

[chilliconcarne1991]

Vote Vermin Supreme!

[klacklery]

Dear John Hayword,

Take the condom out of your throat. Seriously. 

Sincerely,

Voting for Vermin Supreme

[gaara508]

randall terry can suck a big one

[thegreatcheesedemon]

Last review on Democratic candidates

Terry: Meh. Objectivism. Not bad. But we get less oil from the middle east than Canada. But his stance on gay marriage has a key issue: not only does he compare homosexual marriage to slavery, but slavery WAS outlawed by some states while legal in others before the Civil War. Not sure why he's a democrat.

Supreme: Utterly perfect.

[thegreatcheesedemon]

continuing

O'Donnell: Seems like a hopeful. He has faith. But I'm not sure if things will be so easy. Anti gun platform is controversial, but I see no reason in keeping that right. More Christian than Terry.

Wolfe: He makes valid points in the opening, and I wonder how his suggestion would turn out. I don't think it would help with debt, but it sounds good for internal issues.

To be continued

[thegreatcheesedemon]

I'll give my reviews on Democrats

Cowen: He shows promise. He could do fine. I don't have much to say about him.

Greene: Weak opening, but thorium sounds useful. Very technical, not quite political. I support him, but not for President.

Haywood: He's taking a lot of ideas. Sounds nervous. Maybe not ready. Then he goes out as an anti-Zionist? That's a bit worrying.

To be continued

[loismlsx]

My freedoms can wait!!

I WANT PONIES!!

[IReallyAmIronMan]

Randall Terry is the biggest asshole I have EVER heard.

[reubenco]

Equality and the right to pursue happiness for everyone but gays, eh, Randall Terry?

[Gofuckapoop]

The man with the boot on his head is the most sane man in the room. His point is resounding.

[acdcaaron23]

Vermin Supreme is a shoe in. PONIES TO ALL AMERICANS!!!

[ProudAtheistIndiana]

Christopher Hill: I liked this guy. I don't think there was anything he said I disagreed with.

Jeff Lawman: Same as Christopher. I liked and agreed with him on every point.

Benjamin Linn: Though I didn't like his opening statement, the rest was okay.

Michael Meehan: Yeah, he was half and half. Liked the opening statement and last answer, but not the stuff in the middle.

Joe Story: No. Just no. Didn't like anything this guy had to say.

Read the posts by sejembalm. They actually mention views.

[ProudAtheistIndiana]

A quick review of the Republican candidates. For the record, I'm a liberal.

Bear Betzler: I actually like him. I agree with 3/4 of what he had to say.

Timothy Brewer: Thought he was insane, and strange voice, but his last point was a good one.

Hugh Cort: Insane Neo-Con to wants to go to war with everyone. Terrible.

Randy Crow: Though his opening statement turned me off, I like what else he had to say.

John Davis: Ehh, his second statement was good, but besides that, no.

To be continued above.

[siblilngs101]

randall terrys 2 minute opening statement was auctually a VERY good one!

[sejembalm]

1:18:13 Randall Terry: Operation Rescue abortion fanatic. Obama worst Prez ever, stop socialist government, energy independence away from OPEC terrorist states, human rights, courts are a nefarious oligarchy, 52 million children killed by abortions. Believes US Constitution did not protect interests of slave-holders (1:27:40).

1:20:34 John Wolfe: pushing progressive ideals, opposes Wall Street over Main Street policies. Don't contract economic spending during a recession.

[ProudAtheistIndiana]

@sejembalm Dude, thanks for the mini-reviews of the candidates. I found those really helpful as a preview before watching the whole thing.

[sejembalm]

@ProudAtheistIndiana

My pleasure.

I wanted to encapsulate the basic planks of each candidate's platform they presented to the electorate/audience.

[sejembalm]

1:07:50 Ed Cowan: top 5 problems facing the planet: nuclear arms race, excessive population & population growth, wasteful global market economy, disparity between rich & poor, environment.

1:09:40 Bob Greene, PhD in Physics: thorium reactors for power independence.

1:12:04 John Haywood: replace for-profit health-care with British style, 1965 steep income tax code,

1:14:16 Ed O'Donnell: make people nice and courteous, care for 3rd World poor, no guns.

1:15:51 Vermin Supreme: previously discussed.

[sejembalm]

1:04 There is a guy with a long beard, wearing a bizarre yellow/green coat along with a rubber over-shoe on his head, sitting down at the table --and nobody is stopping him!

I have now been introduced to Vermin Supreme!

Yow!

[sejembalm]

Why does Timothy Brewer have a Santa Claus hat on the table in front of him?

To be ready for his Christmas mental communication with Jesus Christ?

[sejembalm]

34:30 Joe Story, what to do with people who have no insurance, but need to go to the doctor:

A: Get these people to become doctors. We don't provide institutions where people can access people who have been trained to be doctors.

Yes, we have. These places are called hospitals and clinics, but they cost a lot for treatment, and that is the problem for people without insurance. And even people with medical insurance must often bear heavy financial burdens for treatment.

Joe Story is an imbecile.

[sejembalm]

16:30 Christopher Hill: championing the disenfranchised? Good luck with that.

18:37 Jeff Lawman: running for Prez as a complete unknown, and failing as such.

20:43 Benjamin Linn: someone tell thise clown the Prez pulled out the troops from Iraq in December, as we agreed by treaty from the previous administration.

23:06 Michael Meehan: what if someone like him could finish in the top 5? I would not worry about such impossible events.

25:30 Joe Story: loves the 10 Commandments, hates immigrants.

[sejembalm]

14:55 John Davis: another person Jesus told to run for president. That Jesus tells EVERYONE that; what a joker!

He's pro-doing-the-right-thing-for-­the-right-reasons-for-America. That's going out on a limb. Such a bold stance!

Claims to honor the Constitution but wants compulsory prayer in public schools, which would violate the First Amendment (government endorsing/establishing religion). Retard! Nothing is stopping students from having voluntary prayer & religious clubs in public schools.

[sejembalm]

12:50 Randy Crow: has run in 18 political races, but no successes (big surprise, there).

Is a 9/11 truther: remote-controlled planes crashed in WTC previously rigged with explosives by the US Government.

Spent all his time babbling about this bullshit and did not have enough time to impart his "words of wisdom" to fix the US in 4 ways.

If his immediate resignation and suicide was not among these, then he was wasting everyone's time.

[craapula]

His head must smell like boot feet.

[sejembalm]

9:20 - Timothy Brewer experienced a near-death experience and now knows how to harness his INNER THOUGHTS that can take him out of pain and into some ecstatic/mystic nirvana of perceived pleasure? He's going to make a brain-gate contact with Soul Spirit Jesus on Christmas in order to fix all the problems?

The one thing I want to know is what kind of medication is he on to make him so deluded or if he is just naturally whacked-out of his goddamn mind.

[Banddroid]

wow, Vermin Supreme is the least crazy of all these cats

[NexusARC]

....VERMIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

[pasqualified]

Edward O'donnell was pretty good.

[GreatFox42]

And Vermin Supreme single-handedly makes a mockery of the political system.

Godspeed, Mr. Supreme.

[TrevTrev25]

If Vermine Supreme doesn't get the nomination and he runs third party, he will split the vote- then say hello to Obama's second term

[buffpatto1987]

waste of time. no chance for any of them NO CHANCE!

[mdlagreca]

RANDALL TERRY FOR THE WIN!!!!

[BlockisticStudios]

@mdlagreca

please tell me you're joking

please

[sejembalm]

1:09 Bob Greene: Thorium power --it will change EVERYTHING. Interesting.

1:15 Vermin Supreme: friendly fascist, supports dental health, a mandatory tooth-brushing law, dental re-education centers, gene-splicing to create an army of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies, free ponies for all Americans, harnessing the awesome power of zombies to run turbines for energy independence, and compulsory kidney donation. Remember --a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away.

[reubenco]

I wish Fred Karger was here

[catnipkiller]

skipp the bs go to 1:04:00

[deathofsmokey]

Edward Odonnell was awesome too - he wants to stop evil with manners! The Greeks said, "let us tame the savageness of man and make gentle the life of the world." and I respect that, but he forgot the part where the Romans said "LOL Fuck that!", conquered Greece with ease and then stole all their gods. Maybe we shouldn't model ourselves after ancient Greece so much.

[deathofsmokey]

This is pretty funny without Vermin Supreme. I love Timothy Brewer's let's save the world with spirit Jesus before the end of the world happens at the end of the year! BREWER 2012!!!

[larchoye]

Raising taxes isn't going to help- WHY would you want to give MORE money to Washington?

HELLO? MCFLY? ANYBODY IN THERE??

We need to reformat our Washington D.C. Drive and reinstall Constitution.

[botchbud]

man where are some of these people living... in the 40s

[botchbud]

stop talking about god you fucking retards

[TripleSpeak]

It was a tie for funniest closing statement between the last 2 "democratic candidates"

I feel a little sorry for the one non-joker in this entire bunch (Wolf)

[NEOSoundDesigns]

VERMIN FTW!!!!!!

[thenoorys]

This couldn't have been funnier if it were on an episode of Parks and Recreation. I've thought about starting my own anarcho-surrealist party but when I watched this it was more surreal than my greatest attempts at satire and sarcasm. Indeed Vermin was the most sane person in the room.

[ForeverWiked]

"We should end aid and take military action on North Korea"

Fuck you. North Korea needs more aid. People are fucking starving

[TripleSpeak]

These clowns actually make the republican debates look semi-normal.

[earinsound]

@TripleSpeak

more bat-shit crazy politicians.

[AmericanWayne]

Pony breeders and the toothpaste and toothbrush companies should really get behind this guy.

[DaPotatoo]

u Sir are the Master Of The Trolls :D.

[Forsaken6994]

1:48:25

[Forsaken6994]

1:48

[whoo689]

"Benefits" corporation?? LOLWUT

[awsomeness657]

troll wins

[CANmatt123]

tim brewer likes to anal eyes

[geoff1424]

John davis is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

[millgiass]

So many of these people are blathering idiots.

[SUBinfinit]

Lol pro god and pro war in the same sentence do people even listen to themselves

[HolyHannah]

woo hoo! The lesser known republican clown car is full of psychopaths! The crazy runs DEEP in the re-puke-lican party!

[911SMOM]

The British Health System works????? ROFL!

Socialized medicine ALWAYS drives up prices and brings down quality,

The Democrats are MUCH MORE crazier and delusional than the first Republicans.

[911SMOM]

1:07:45

1- fake nuclear bombs.

2- fake population growth

3- false problem made of FIAT money

4- fake problem, that's communism.

5- fake environmental CO2 lies.

idiot

[dontfwithme2010]

randall terry is as much of a nut as rick perry -- both with the stupid idea that we have socialism. if we had socialism, i would be happy. Bullock Turdama is the opposite of socialism.

[TroothBeT0ld]

@dontfwithme2010 You're an idiot. Bet those Germans loved socialism! Oh and the Russians too! If you lack the common sense to see what type of violent corruption has happened under EVERY socialist regime in history you're an idiot. I don't even wanna be nice about it haha.

We have liek 8 or 10 of the characteristics of socialism as laid out by Marx in the communist manifesto. People who say "Capitalism is the enemy! Look what Capitalism is doing!" are fuckin idiots.

[dontfwithme2010]

@TroothBeT0ld YOU are the idiot you snot twat. you damned liberals are so stuck up Bullock Turdama's butthole you are the santorum of society.

[thenoorys]

@TroothBeT0ld What are those 8 of 10 things? I've read and disagree with most of Marx analysis, I'm very interested in your response. And if this is true then how do explain that neither the US, WWII Germany and Soviet Russia had the most important aspect of Socialism which is production owned and managed by the workers.

[TroothBeT0ld]

@dontfwithme2010 Corporate/Government blending is the definition of fascism/socialism, which is what the US has right. Free Market capitalism would reduce corporate funded governemtn corruption.

[dontfwithme2010]

@TroothBeT0ld go back to school and get an education, you FAILED!!!!

[TroothBeT0ld]

@dontfwithme2010 P.s. Rick Perry is in the CFR. CFR wants Socialism on a global scale. Look if up in their own mission statement if you don't believe me. And why is it that they want that? So that everyone will be happpy!!! YEa... fuck that. Socialism=more power for the elite ruling class.

[dontfwithme2010]

@TroothBeT0ld you are really a sad case of Down Syndrome. we have capitalism and it has destroyed the economy, you fuckwad worm. crawl out of Bullock Turdama's mucus butthole and grow a brain.

[wtfkurtis]

no wonder these are lesser-knowns. except for Vermin Supreme who makes sense.

[dontfwithme2010]

the candidates at 55:15 and 56:11 sound like either employees of marlboro, or they have lung cancer.

[dontfwithme2010]

45:45 this dickhead wanting to go to war with north korea is another chickenhawk just like dickhead cheney

[dontfwithme2010]

44:18 she talks like alex borstein and looks like ms swan

[feeblepizza]

Within the first thirty minutes I was like "okay, half these people are nutcases..."

[dontfwithme2010]

the nut at 22:11 is a young "rick santorum"

[ChrisPawelski]

How do we get Timothy Brewer on the national scene? The guy is awesome!

[dontfwithme2010]

the nut at 16:01 is a hypocrite to say he is pro God and pro 2nd amendment. that is like a nazi being pro jew.

[Anghellik9]

@dontfwithme2010 How?

[a10fjet]

Are we voting them for president, or mentalcase of the month?

[bullshitohen1]

god damn it, i'm in the weirdest part of youtube again.

[Teabahgeue]

I'd be much more inclined to vote if the Electoral College were abolished. As it is, California will go Democrat regardless of which way I cast my vote. The ONLY thing my vote would possibly influence, is state-level bills and budget decisions. So really, voting is pointless in my eyes, and a waste of paper and time.

[halcyon0830]

John Wolfe is also another good and Honest Candidate.

[WestSkier11]

Dear lord, that O'Donnell guy was insane.

Where's VERMIN SUPREME?!?!?

[jlennon1000]

these guys are all fucking insane

[quidnick]

And no one laughed... what the fuck? Do politicians have their sense of humor drained from them?? Do robots work for C-Span?

[gotitans999]

Dumbledore is running!?

[KomaKazii]

Ok. I'm only @ 11 min in the Video and WOW! So here are the 3 Republican Candidates I have watched so far.

1st Raise Taxes on Everyone

2nd 2012 Dooms Day and Mayan Calendar

3rd "Im here to warn the American People that Iran is Going to ATTACK us in the near future".

I feel like I'm watching a low budget Hollywood skit. The 3rd candidate is Hilarious!! He is supposedly a "Terrorist Threat Analysis" who has come to warn us of Iran and its plans to Destroy us in the very near future. I'm

[wolco003]

psyop?...make us 'thankful' for the candidates that just want to bomb Iran?

[KomaKazii]

@MoxNewsdotCom Why do I keep getting unsubscribe from your Channel?! 3x in the last month

[Pref4n]

how the fuck did he get the boot to stay on his head

[JImmy4336]

How do you parody this?

[LANDSHARK7130]

I missed this episode of Saturday Night Live. 

[wisebbq1]

bunch of cooks

[dayvidiot]

@wisebbq1 cool, i'm hungry!