Narco-Laugh-aleptic

[bradleycontois]

me:wana see somin cool.

freind: ya man.ok follow me

DUDE WEVE BEEN WALKING FOR HOURS WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SHOW ME IT BETTER BE GOOD!

me: just a little longer i swear youll shit your self when you see this. youll be like WTF O_O

freind: okay man i cant WAIT! =]

me : me okay we are hear.

freind:COOL WHAT IS.. AWWW WTF!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING> O_O

me: im showing you the tatooo on my dick.

freind: wow...

[LOGIC42369]

Why were the teachers eyes crossed?

...she couldn't keep her 'pupils' in line! >.<

[TheKeyOfStupid54]

omg ummm if i had that i would pass out every 2 seconds watchin u

[TheBrandNameShoe]

i would rather see brain dead retarded fluffee lol it would be so entertaining!

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

funnies joke i know.. Oh yeah! your hopes and dreams.

[llamadycee]

im gonna be full like retarted an be like heeeeeeeeeeey wasuuuuaaap xD

[fighterdude87]

whats funner than spinning a baby around on a clothesline at 200 mph?

Stopping it with a shovel.

[BrickBuster2552]

welcome to walmart. get your shit and get out!

[44Blademaster]

dead bodies hahaha I'm going to hell aren't I ._.

[ellpana]

You want a funny joke? Women's rights.

[TheFadedFate]

@ellpana You want to hear a funny joke? The size of your brain.

[N16Teen]

"If I fell on my head too much...who knows? I might go retarded.....well I mean I'm kind of retarded already".....LOL :D

[anglekillerr]

what do you call a gay cookie? double stuffed Oreo

[C0mpLetEWeirD077]

(Billy joke continued) so his mom cuts her self wt the knife and says "fuck" so he goes into the kitchen and asks his mom "mom wat does fuck mean" and she says "well yu c Billy fuck is a type of way of cutting the turkey" and Billy leaves. so then the guests arrive and Billy answers the door and says "Welcome Bitches and bastards, may i take yor penises and vaginas? my dads in the bathroom shaving the shit of his face, while my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey"

[C0mpLetEWeirD077]

(Billy joke continued) and the person says "well yu c Billy a bitch is a grl and a bastard is a guy" and Billy says thnx and goes home. Billy was going to his room wen he heard his dad shaving in the bathroom he almost cut him and sed "shit" so Billy went in the bathroom and sed "dad wat does shit mean?" and his dad sed "well yu c Billy shit is a type of shaving cream" and so Billy leaves. he goes downstairs and his mom is cutting some turkey for the guests they r going to hav and she continued

[C0mpLetEWeirD077]

Billy is in his house and hears his dad saying to his mom "i wanna put my penis in yor vagina" so he goes to his neighbor and says "wat r penises and vaginas?" and the neighbor says "well yu c Billy a penis is a coat and a vagina is a hat" Billy says thnx and leaves. Then as he is walking to his house he hears a couple walk by and the guy says to the grl "bitch" and the grl says to the guy "bastard" so he asks someone tht is walking by "wats a bitch and a bastard?" and they person says continue

[jeniceystafford]

Kid 1: Fuck

Dad: Hey!

Kid 2: Do you blow your girlfriend with that mouth.

Kid 1: I don't know is it her birthday?

[ibecool2]

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Sad For

Sad For Who?

SAD FOR YOUUUUUUUUU

[NBrar1000]

Girl: wanna hear a joke|[ Guy: sure[ Girl: pussy[ Guy: I don't get it[ Girl: and u never will

[NBrar1000]

Girl: wanna hear a joke @

[MrMinefool]

I used to tell jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[mikehooper92]

Your funny ass fuck bro I still van watch u without laughing

[TudorPangal]

That South Park episode with Kanye West had the funniest joke in the world. The Fish Sticks Joke!

[lolitamisa77]

this video is a joke

jk

[1zee2russian]

"wanna hear the worlds funniest knock knock joke?"

"sure"

"ok you start"

"knock knock"

"whos there?"

"....."

[4Rose8u]

Who else tried to watch this video without laughing?

[villadeste99]

Two snails were crossing a road. One says to the other, "Hurry up! The bus comes next week!"

[FannOfWolvesxX]

My grandma passes out if she laughs too

[Champ3I3]

I had a dream once that i weighed 1/1000th of a gram, and I was like 0mg!

[ghetto127erick]

I like this intro better.

[kevoslilmama]

1:45 - 2:05

FUNNY.AS.HECK!

[RAWRitsPineapples]

@kevoslilmama ikr :'D

[0x0FrequencyXoX]

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina...

[ellebolle1]

Once upon a time there was three vampires. The first flyed out to hunt. When he was back he had blod on his lips. "Look at that house. I drained two people of blood there", he said to the others. The second vampire left too hunt. When he was back he had blood over his mouth. "Look at that school. I draind a whole class of little children there", he said. The third vampire left too hunt and when he camed back he had blod all over his face. "See that wall?" he asked the others. "Yes?"

"I didn't."

[Urnaturalsavior]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he f*cking wanted to

[rioluluver200]

what is red and white and has more brains then Curt Cobain? His wall i'm so mean

[SandStormPunk]

Funnest Joke?.... Life.

[Antonio619MUNOZ]

hey whats up niga

[oFijizO]

funny joke- Y was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 was a nigga

[SlimStixx]

Funniest Joke:

Can you spare $2

Ranji is a 24 year old Muslim man in Pakistan. He has one leg, one arm and one eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles for water along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels,no brakes and only one pedal.

If you send us just $2. We will send you the DVD, its fuckin' hilarious!.

......yes i have a twisted sense of humor ;D

[iLikePieAndGunz]

whats funnier then a dead baby

a dea baby stting beside a kid with down syndrome ahahahahaaha

[Purpletooth1337]

the funniest joke: YOUR MOM IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE!

[chickenwithanafro]

yo mama so fat compared to her ass casem g's nose looks like an ant

[kitchean]

is it wrong that I want to forcefully drag her to a comedy festival.

[Stickmaina]

HOLY SHIT HE BLINKED!!!!

[krcrulez677]

She probably can't drive

[MrPie7771]

Ok so 3 guys are on top of a building and they are about to jump off and whatever they say they turn into. the first guy said falcon and he flew away the second guy said eagle and he flew away the third uy tripped on his shoelace and said OH SHIT and turned into a big pile of shit

[Purpletooth1337]

@MrPie7771 fluffee already said that

[GlockBlox]

she better not read bumper stickers on the drive..

[rioluluver200]

i don't know many jokes...

How many Dragon Ball Z charecters does it ttake to screw in a lightbulb?

1, but it'll take 6 episodes.

[Vt086330]

if you have a cut put a plaster on it

if you have a bigger cut put a bigger plaster on it

if you have internal bleeding, swallow a plaster xxx : )

[DimebagsZombie]

I have narcolepsy, but it only seems to kick in during school. Who knew?

[TheBurningTire]

@DimebagsZombie ikr! that happens to me all the time!

[MrsPineapple12358]

brain dead retarded fuffy haha

[MegaBacktalk]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

No, 'To whom.'

[MsDzoleee]

I bet yo momma is really proud of ya..

[Yourloozer25]

Why'd the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

[123ninjaDinosaur]

@Yourloozer25 lmao i can just picture the kid holding an icecream and getting hit by a bus haha....not that that's funny.....

[harrypotteriscool123]

all jokes are dumb...

[TPBXDRicky420]

@FLuffeeTalks Can I get that five bucks?

[TheSpartan1024]

he'll keep her from laughing with his bad acting, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA!

[AlexandraTori]

Haha! 2:03! (:

[iSingForeverx3]

1:57-2:03 ..

made my LIFE.<3

[FMSWteam]

1:45 =made my life! hahaha:)

[ganon12797]

Guess what, chicken butt

[WolfHowlX]

I'm somewhat offended by the word retarded. Just because my sister has autism and really most kids I meet with that disability are very intelligent. (Ps: I KNOW HE WAS JOKING!)

[onehotmom232008]

@WolfHowlX Same here I have a mentally challenged brother but when people are joking I don't take offense to it

[TheChicClique]

@WolfHowlX I don't really think it matters, it's a word and some people do take offense to it but its a word and for whatever reason i use that word a lot it's kind of a bad habit considering how many people are offended by it, but i just try not to say it while im around them but im sure you're sister is smart and if people call her retarded they're probably the ones that are retarded, just keep that in mind when you want to punch them, or not but if you do punch them, you should video tape it.

[nexify1]

love the smile at 1.52.

[coolbunny75]

A kid at my school has had so many concussions that if he has one more he is legally retarded! not a joke.

[eljordan37]

If she watches she will start laughing and from there we no LOL

[pluckwireforsound]

your mom is like a goalie, she use's the same pads for 3 periods

[520bigdickbandit]

fuck roofies ill just make her laugh

[aerosmithfan2013]

your penis is the funniest joke

[612AMMAR612]

she broke her LOLbox

[Thorncraft1]

i dont know what the funniest joke would be but i know the shortest

STATIONARY SHOP MOVES

(need to think for a bit)

[xaviermicha]

fluffe you should make a brain dead retarded fluffe channel :D

[chris101ward]

Thumbs up for monty python!

[chucklez1016]

womans rights.... sorry ladies just a joke

[Imakeitcool15]

@chucklez1016 Why do you think your alive, if we didn't have woman rights, then the only right we would have was to not let you have sex with us. Yeah, how do you like them apples :)

[DIVAosborne]

fluffy ur retardness is likeable

[andycdza]

i love youu fluffee!!!(;

[nascarfreak100]

Pause at 2:03...priceless!



[yvorox696]

LMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRAIN DEAD RETARDED FLUFFY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!! XD

[MonkeyG787]

Lol at brain dead FLuffee! "HEY!!! WASSSUPPPP!?!" LMAO!

[MrShadowen187]

a guy walks into the doctors office the docter says i have bad news and worse news the guy said ok whats the bad news the doctor said you only have 24 hours to live and the guy said ok whats the worse news well uh i forgot to call you yesterday

[luckytayrules]

the funniest joke is this: two irish guys walk out of a bar...

[poohpwnsyou]

I would tell you, but you would die laughing.

[icecoldkilla301]

The WNBA

[icecoldkilla301]

Am Irish man walks out of a bar.

[xDarknest07x]

ii like brain dead fluffe soo much better!!

[pomssi1]

"Lady" Gaga

[DoctorGrambeat]

lmfao the tags are amazing.. he was sooo baked when he did this vid, love it.

[QcLoic]

you make me so fucking laugh !! XD

[QcLoic]

oiyou

[Cubbieraver]

hahahahahah your mom ^_^

[kruise77]

So a guy walks into a bar with an animal and the animal passes out so the bartender tells the guy "you can't have that lyin there" and the guys says " thats not a lion its a giraffe" hahahhah

[yoyobeerman1289]

@kruise77 what? explain your logic.

[jnetha360]

"They're eating her. And they're gonna eat me....... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!" I always took that scene from a movie as a joke because it was such horrible acting lol

[AnimeAddict612]

Justin Biebers "fame"

[MegaThunder75]

she should not watch your videos

[Fataspenguin]

i would have passed out 11 time during this video

[handyguy007]

- Do you like fishsticks?

- Yeah, sure

- What are you, a gay fish?? South Park :P

[QuechuaFireGirl]

so a monkey walks into a bar....i dont know the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore.

[ILikeToTripOverAir]

Okay so 3 nuns walk into a bar.

OUCH, OUCH, OUCH.

[iHazGreenMoney]

Keanu Reeves. He'll scare away all the zombies with his bad acting

[juggalostoner3000]

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, after a few rounds the giraffe falls over, and the man turns to leave, so the bar tender says "Hey, you cant leave that lyin there" then the man replies "no, thats not a lion, its a giraffe".

[cheatfuse]

@juggalostoner3000

I <3 28 days later!

:D

[HardStyleFnatic]

why did 6 Fear 7?

Cause 7 8 9 ... LoL :D

[benjibot500000]

Funniest joke In the world? Barack Obama or Sarah Palin

[PopcornAlexandra]

hate to be her i will just be in the car the start giggling 4 no reason

[Kgrey13]

"Brain dead retarded Fluffee might get more views." XD Awesome sauce <3

[PathofAshes]

Appelsos

[AkaneKisu]

AAYEE.. WAHSSEP?

[SandStormPunk]

Your Face.

[Megajanitor]

Vote for brain-dead, retarded Fluffy video

[cameony]

@Megajanitor You really spelled his name wrong? His hat says his name, and he wears his hat through the whole fucking video...

[Megajanitor]

@cameony "brain dead retarded"

[cameony]

@Megajanitor ... ok

[zachy412]

roses are red, violets are blue, it may be my hand. but i'm thinking of you

[MegaRoute66]

why did the chicken cross the road. because the fish man said so

[LilSerenaStar]

Flaming children run out of a bus :D

[sixpackdavid]

roses are red violets are funky i think of you when i spank my monkey

[romo111213]

lmao the tags

[vampzk]

the joke about the Pirate Captain who asks for his red shirt then his brown pants.

[GeekHippieEndarkened]

I clicked on this because the title reminded me of a guy in a great book series (Nicholas Benedict from the Mysterious Benedict Society) who has narcolepsy and passes out when he laughs.

[Msmystyle7]

2:02 ! Oh my qod !

[jojoXPchristy90]

2:02 best part

[soulblazer91]

A Blonde is taking a test and for some reason has a tampon behind her ear. She's looking really frustrated so one of her classmates asks "Hey, is everything ok?" She replies "Yeah, I just can't find my pencil..."

[MrSleightofhandmagic]

If she watches this she's gunna be out for like, days...

[QuarinTeens]

Hey what's up?

Hey what's up?

Hey what's up?

Nice.

[TheABsiNtHeFaiRy]

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

[shansky123]

Whats wrong with the middle finger?

Its fucked up

i made that...... dont steal it

[UnrulyHex]

hey fluffy i watching this so yeah fuccccccccccccccc

[beybreaker]

*joke goes here* wasnt that halirious?

[HumpNugget]

ya know whats so hard about screwing 29 year olds? there's 20 of them...

[KronicLov3]

Chuck Noris is dangers middle name

[MrKristianMan]

If you geaust stared on south park as yourself...you would have a trashcan head cuz you're Canadian.

[sabrina789de]

What's worse then ten dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

I'm a sick person...

[qtpie4ev759]

Funniest joke in the world...obviously the monty python one.

[thecall420]

We are the knights that say MEEP!!

[allyoop90]

The funniest joke in the world? Your face....

[venomfang18]

Think of this. if there was something horrible going and everyone was freaking out and crying ,but it was was ironic or tied to a secret joke everyone would know that you laughed. Oh my god, a baby just had a heart attack!!! *thump*

[lax4life1001]

today my wife was killed by a train... The one thing I can't figure out is, what is a train doing in my kitchen

[Sacharias1]

01:59 i acctually laughed there....how ironic

[MonkeyMcMadass]

Whats the difference between 379 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

[JamesRios1995]

I can't masterbate to this!

[jedskittles]

I laughed when my friend told me his dad died because I thought he was joking. He wasn't joking:(

[DillPickleChampion]

why do all women love jesus?

because he's hung like this.. (sticks arms out to the side and crosses legs)

[Happy2timer]

What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill: mud slide

What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill: avalanche

What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill: jail break

[runeesca899]

Fluffee, you're sounding WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much like a serious stoner.

[DevilOfPaint]

@runeesca899 i wonder why.... xD



[Nightcorelover123]

@runeesca899 What?:O Stoners are amashing were the one community that loves all<3 Like when do you see two high guys fight to the death? .. Never were just chilling watching you tube smoking a bowl cause nothings on television!:D

[smash0]

@runeesca899 he is...

[thatguythatskates]

So im balls deep in this 5 year old and then my clown nose falls off! but the worst part is i was babysitting when it hapend...

[imthedeadlycracka]

womens rights

thats fucking funny shit right there

[Morganlr528]

@imthedeadlycracka Your balls should be cut off and sewed to your forehead for a comment like that.

[imthedeadlycracka]

@Morganlr528 lol im kinding lady haha haha

[Morganlr528]

@imthedeadlycracka Yeah i know, so was i. LOL

[imthedeadlycracka]

@Morganlr528 HAHAHA

[HDSweaty]

2:02



[weathin99]

you know y i love fluffee because he is so awesome that he doesn't buffer

[YepWeMakeVideos]

Hitler: so theres a jew in a pizza parlor, oh shit i killed the joke

[NinjaPotato01]

FLuffee is awchum! And he used a comment at the end involving the TARDIS. :D FLuffee is officially the best person on YouTube.

[NoseferatuDB6]

I'm deaf and the funniest joke I have ever heard (Cochlear Implant) is when my dad asked me when I wasn't listening "What are you deaf?" I yelled back "Duh!