TOP 10 useless USB gadget 2005

[er10b]

spaghetti cooker - great for pasta lovers. Where do I get one?

[BravelyBoldSirRobbin]

Am I the only one who thought that all of these were awesome ideas?

[247george247]

some of them are well cool!

[OSyTech]

hehe so funny

[MrJurkoff]

Imbicil!!!

[elkikex]

WTF are you talking about, I want all of them!!!

[Madvillane]

some of these could actually be pretty useful, just impractical

[bigjake52]

1. is not a spegaty cooker, its a asian noodle cooker. its not the same fking thing,

the dog tag one is smart, because everyone has a computer, and would see that and would be able to pull the info of the owner of the dog, much easer then reading a hard to read tag

[pioupiou701]

all of these are wins the only fail i see here is the loop of the same 2 seconds of terrible flash game menu music

[DBZnarutoDUH]

you forgot the usb pet rock

[iwasnothere97]

missile launcher!!!!!!! FTW

[Redgit232]

Can someone explain how can a 5v usb power a whole spaghetti cooker?

How many decades does it take for it to be cooked??

[kutstudios]

i want number 1 soo bad!

[Softairsoft]

they arnt useless, some geeks who cant get off wow need that spagetti cooker

[95DreadLord]

missile launcher would be cool

[Softairsoft]

@95DreadLord you can buy a mini usb cannon with 3 missiles off vat19.com

it can also be controled with arrow keys and space bat :D

[dennisliu2322]

they r not the most useless. THEY r the most retarded because spaghetti cooker isn't useless

[noobyvids3]

i want number 5

[iiTory]

number 1 is a complete win.

[MegaAlienx]

number 6 is not useless ,

but the 5 is useless.

[shigalbigal]

I'd trully love the disco ball flashing with some disco song playing from the flower speaker, missile launcher shooting all over the place and me dancing and feeling like a soldier cuz I'm wearing my usb dogtags waiting for the spaghetti to cook on the usb spaghetti cooker in the kitchen...

[hwtmg]

awww, I thought number 1 would be the ipod

[carlitoxxe]

incredibly bizarre

[720moorhsum]

dont forget the USB cup warmer

[nerotananecu]

Its a noodle cooker...

[tangofizz77]

disagree with only two

[agaen96]

i want the spaghetti cooker^^

[jetaimemina]

This blog also can't tell spaghetti from noodles.

[shozonu]

Because you always need fresh spaghetti when using the the computer...

[dodge2974]

i like it

[Megaroflcopter1]

is dat sum loli?

[poketrainerChumley]

@blackcaptor2 First of all, that was a neck massager so it wouldn't exactly be able to work all that well with it's shape and bumps. Secondly, this is the internet, get used to the majority of it's users being what you consider "porn-addicts".

[poketrainerChumley]

*sigh* This blog clearly doesn't know the difference between useless and practical.

[ShikasxCloud]

the disco light is cool! i have one! it makes great lighting for vids!

[chris96ar]

WTF SPAGHETTI COOKER???

[sgtdanny69148]

wtf you can cook spagghetti out of that much little electricity?

[legomaniac150]

@sgtdanny69148 I wouldn't even plug that in! it would proberly overload my motherboard!

[meanberganimation]

these aren't useless what about the usb pet rock from thinkgeek.

[sysghost]

These things are useful, compared to the "USB Pet Stone"

[Kensuke0987]

Oh you haven't seen them all...

There was this USB vacuum cleaner that doesn't work at all.

Those top 10 stuff at least has some utility especially that massager >=)

[theringfilm1]

8 5 4 and 2 are the worst

[superzkid]

hmmm...i want some spaghetti, oh good thing i have this portable USB spaghetti cooker with me!

[xxdavid15]

that shit isn't useless its fuckn amazing!!!!!!!!!!

[isaohenmi]

It isnt a spaghetti cooker!!!!!

It is called "Nagashi Soumen" "流しそうめん" in Japanese, and it have nothing to do whith spaghetti.

And it isnt USB powered!!!!

Can you tell me where do you see USB cable???

[ronaldli5]

actually many of those 10 are usefull.but its just unesassary.

[shixxx8]

win!

[mojoganjamaster420]

I think every one of ds really awesome/useful. what would you consider "GOOD" ones

[TheBigDolphin1]

LOL!

[SquireofFire]

these r useful u need: 10 cos of stress if u actually work on ur pc 9 who doesnt like sharp pointy objects? 8 obvious reasons 7 how else do u hv a party by urself in ur room? 6 fire at ppl who come 2 ur room when ur watching porn 5 u dont celebrate xmas? free gifts from santa! 4 perfectly normal for hands to get cold wen working with pc 3 if ur dog gets lost how else do u find it? 2 decoration for ur room and u dont need to water it, just usb power 1 1 day ull bcom a gr8 chef but u start small

[oskarsoftw]

Lrn 2 typ.

[thunderman347]

@SquireofFire #3 U can find your lost dog trough internet :D

[103798]

@SquireofFire Get back on facebook... plz...

[zinger5453]

@SquireofFire thank you so much for that comment it made my day a happy one

[Andrewpheasey]

most of them are good

[xrevolution46]

whats the glove for and will the spaghetti cooker waste lots of battery of the laptop when not charged?

[simonsex]

what the hell is that usb glove for???

the missile is pretty sweet if it launches XD

[chandlerj333]

@simonsex it does

[ThunderstormRTB]

god dam, when it said 1, i didnt except much, but when i saw that cooker, dam, it can even get worse

[virusman5821]

this is a shit sorry BULSHIT

[LuBucifer]

Number 6 isnt useless USB Missile Launcher is fun^^ need one^^

[sim0n106]

flower speaker O,o?? XD

[LogoMproductions]

0.28 whoa does it work??

[Luvythicus]

@LogoMproductions Mine's whirring around and happily shooting lil missiles all over my room. Hell yeah, it works!

[LogoMproductions]

i need one of those then =P

[MadMaxProductionsTM]

dude i want all thise things.... how could u call them useless

[trx1961]

i like the christmas lights idea...tell me more on how 2 do that...?

[rednecksinspace]

You could probably just cut off a string of christmas lights and attach the leads to the +5v and ground terminals on a USB plug.

[polojeff2003]

U order it that way. Try looking on Ebay.

[runeboi12345]

it's noodle cooker not spaghetti

[dom5079]

@runeboi12345 same thing

[SteroidGel]

lulz

[SweetMuzica]

Spaghetti Cooker? wth? owo

[linksword916]

guys this is fake,most of em,Dont ya get it? do you REALLY think there would be a fkin noodle cooker?lawl

[forrestshrt]

look on ebay youll be amazed what usee

[DescribeAjRz]

How are most of them fake? I've seen almost all of them in ads in magazines.

[hatstalker]

ive seen them all in mags and some at my local shop

[wierasa]

i would have so bought that spaghetti thing!!!

[charlierothwell1997]

webcam isnt a bad idea

[Glockenator]

the pencil sharpener is useful if youre a suit.not so much if youre a forest worker.

[lorebf]

How is the usbport able to deliver power to cook something?...

[al3xgilb3rt]

you would have to use multiple usb ports

[swizzcheez34]

Have you ever wanted to cook noodles at your computer? Well now you CAN!

Though I think you'd want to but the gloves too;

The noodle cooker might get hot to the touch : S

And after hours of cranking your neck back to eat the noodles, you can give yourself a nice massage!

[crazybeavers155]

flamewars

[killerpollo11]

the rocket launcher is cool

[diegodaudt]

waste of usb. :(

[blackcaptor2]

The Idea of a Massage and Computers is a great idea if your intended market is porn-addicts

[ibell83]

@blackcaptor2 hahah my thoughts exactly.. works perfect if ur a chik.. they get all the fun!! goin hi-tek porn in the 21st century

[xTheDeathSaintx]

@blackcaptor2 you must not realise how big a market that is......

[iamonmylaptop]

#8's kinda creepy

[AlexSHavok]

ok the flower speaker and gloves arent useless maybe you want speakers but not the boring styled ones bam! gotta musical flower haha and in my school (IADT) the computer labs are freezing cold and your hands and fingers stiffen up from the cold, hard to type, hard to 3D model so those would be usefull

[andyllamanipl]

seriously a usb spaghetti cooker....wow

[wobledoble]

how are most of these useless the only ones i wouldnt use are 2 and 5

[lovepreet34]

USELESS???

what if i want a massage while im on the computer

[tdbgamer]

What are you talking about, they aren't useless! what if you want to cook spaghetti while your on the computer, or need a massage :P

[jodex96]

USELESS??!!?!?? hahaha... They may be pretty useless, but I'd like to have many of them ;D

[jordykid8]

ive had number 10 lol

[Tarragonable]

umm... a sphagetti cooker (involving water) and a computer.

NOT good combination methinks

[brickman409]

the only one that is pointless is the x-mas lights and the pencil sharpener is very useful  escpecialy at an office desk

[SuperOllie123]

i got the missle launcher and so have a few of the others so at lunch its mayhem

also have a fish tank

[cocokitty55]

dude ITS CHRIST MAS! NOT XMAS ! its CHRISTMAS U FAGS..

[agste]

kind of funny this reply... you use "FAGS" which is an abbreviation for "FAGGITS" (which is slang) but you cannot stand an abbreviation for christ. And X is the real official ab. for christ (Pax Christi = PX ; christ = "chi" "rho" (greek) = Xp). So tell me... why are you having a problem and insulting people if you are such a nice christian yourselve? Have a good day! Peace.

[secret00agent00man]

wtf? i agree?!

[swstiglich]

lol you go owned

[TheBigHurtIV]

haha you fucking quere

[nudyseabass]

i actually think the dog tag is a good idea. you can store valuable information for when your dog gets lost.

[xXsharppshooterXx]

What about when your dog jumps in the lake...

[nudyseabass]

it will work fine once it dries.

[Trickybomb]

What if your dog finds it a mighty fine chew toy?

[FunManXD]

The discoball and the glows was laim

[joutupp]

hahahaha sphagetti cooker :D

and the missile launcher wtf :D

[trx1961]

i want that missle launcher

[Si3z3]

@trx1961 it sucks

[D081]

@trx1961 so does iran

[loggancun]

@trx1961 i wouldnt use it on my enemies...

coug(yes i would)h

[z3roo0]

i want spagetti cooker :D

[axxaxaxx]

the spageti cooker will take years to cook the spageti

[qwsaxzx]

i own 10. and the missile launcer 10 cost me $10 and the missile launcer $50 they were both b-day pressies

[jordykid8]

i bought 10 for £1

[sparks12001]

its a sex toy to use while watching internet porn :)

[yeesnaw]

the rocket launcher is the funnest of all. who wouldn't want to fire projectiles around the office?

[cankarales]

USB nothingness xD

[SvenneTheBlockhead]

I bet this missile launcer + spagetti cooker is fake. I hope the missile launcher isn't though...

[sixeskid]

they missle launcher isnt

[walikai]

I thought the plant speaker was stupid but the spagetti cooker takes the cake!

[butacrunk]

luv the missiles launchers other shit just lame

[kery1991]

this is the most useless, the humping dog usb watch?v=j6kcKb4zkAU

[usshermantank]

hey thse missle launchers are awsome looking wonder were you can buy em?

[Dot2TheLock]

think geek or well any ware they also inspired a lot of stuff a defcon look up mods for them ^.^

[skat0r]

go check for deal extreme

[Koyori5]

Its not a spaghetti cooker dumb shit, its Nagashi Soumenki How the fuck will you cook a spaghetti with so little power are u guys dumb?!?!?! If you dont know what it is go look it up. Not just the host of the video but everyone who actually believed it was a noodle cooker should shoot themself.

[Nerfstudios7]

why would you even make a usb spaghetti maker the water could boil alot and get ur computer wet

who ever made this is retarted

(the spaghetti thing not the vid

[feggesvensk]

Usb dogtag is a very smart idea

[tyler361549]

Yeah it really is.

[JackTNguyenSC]

USB Gloves!!! LMAO

[kittendeathsquad]

ive seen usb vaccums before

[gotanksrox5331]

i find it amazing what they can do with usb

[joker199878]

lol a spaghetti cooker

[mp2611]

dig that bassline

[zaabakka]

The usb doll-webcam is the most useful, because it's a webcam, and you can take the doll body away. Others seem to be very damn useles. USB SPAGHETTI COOKER?! Lmao.

[The1337Nerd]

any1 kno where to get the USB spaghetti cooker lol i want 1!!

[GRIMESMANMG]

the usb missle launcher is not useless!

[discokid94]

i dont think these things r useless some of them are kinda stupid but not useless except for the usb gloves lol

[lazytrunks]

man, they all are great...imagine to have the missiles at your office...LOL

[patternsandstatic]

a lot of those are really cool, and quite useful

[Kipkaytheman]

the dog tag is useful and the missile thing is just cool

[ScienceNoobs]

i got the missile launcher loools xD

you need a software on ur computer :S

[ravenclaw995]

omg usb missle launcher wtf i want one!!

[Rustyftme]

Lol nr1 ^^,

[ravagex8]

number nine is the best!!!!!!!

[IIIlllll]

xmas lights are awesome.

[cookiecamp]

i think that the pencil sharpner will come in use

[nukkybroon]

wtf does a USB dog tag do?

[TotallyRandomForever]

Maybe if the dog gets lost, the usb is on or in its tag, and the person who finds it can plug it into their computer to show the info.

[bf2lover42]

dog tag is a usb pen maybe? i dont see the use of usb gloves

[killcows897]

they heat up

[killcows897]

its a flash drive

[rino152]

wrong number 6 is bad ass

[rikhanz]

number 1 really deserved it... lol

[Tytytucke]

bunch of junk

[iGrowl]

LMAO, I would love to have a flower speaker! I can hook it up to my momm's computer without her knowing, and she'll think that she's going insane! XD jk

[thortopan]

I've seen funnier. See, theres a video of a USB which is a dog and it humps your computer. And I think I saw it on youtube...

[Raond11]

Eeeeh okay? Dosnt seen the funny with this xD

[HCLivess]

youve not seen the usb aquarium yet!

[kingswimmer4]

haha! lets cook come spaghetti with a computer!

[snupers]

very usefull stuff

[GAskate7]

hahahaha

[Ripstikman1220]

the dog tags a good idea... come home scooter!!!

[KNWQA]

the only bad ones are 5,4,3,2

[nwil91198]

very funny

the weird thing is where did these things come from

[Smozzman]

After I saw the first 5 I thought, "A usb frypan or maybe a sandwich press would be nice." Not far off, apparently. What does the glove do!? I wonder how a usb vibrator would sell... (apologies in advance)

[SFFfilms]

Hahahaha spaghetti cooker :D

[carlyloveshsm]

i love the disco ball one and the xmas lites

[daniel13789]

how are some of these useless? i would use some of these :P the spaghetti cooker... HELL YES XD

[muffinman224]

these gadgets have many uses like the doll has a web cam. and gloves are to wear on the computer! and the missile launcher guess what it's use is... launching missiles.

[Matsute]

Hey, don't be hatin' on the missile launcher!

[coondogtheman1234]

how can 5 volts DC at 1 amp cook spaghetti, but i like a lot of these the disco ball looks cool

[thebizzlehimself]

probably just heats it up a little :D

[coondogtheman1234]

i dunno a heating element needs a lot of amps to heat up you have these heaters that are 1500 watts and they dim the lights and pop breakers