Smart camera identifies penguins

[theafrodude22]

they just need to lure the penguins better with some pics of naked penguins on top of the camera

[Longfly19]

you should do stand up

[joshfif]

penguins...then humans

[ShallowThoughts]

Yah I know.

Fuck, if the government starts tracking me by MY chest markings, I'm gonna revolt.

[QwazyDude458]

HAHAHAHAHA nipples

[lilmitchy00]

@ShallowThoughts they'll track us by putting bar codes on our foreheads

[thanatos454]

Three words: Automated Penguin Turrets

This is exactly the solution to my problem... No longer shall those cunning uppity little bastards steal my falafels!

[Jace33k]

Brilliant :D

[stmk0]

@thanatos454

THIS IS PENGUINICA!

[900lbfatguy]

I can print a hungry person a picture of a pizza! No,just kidding that's cruel. When I lived in Everett Washington I helped a homeless guy by giving him some covers and pillows from my house and I took him to McDonalds to get some food.

[redhelldevil]

yeahhhhh i can use it to identify different PUSSYYYYYY!!!

[URdadROXmySOX]

lol PERRRVVVV

[dragonmustard2]

your right!!! We dont need PCs we need Macs

[gigaz3r0]

Someone preaching about how much you need to give up your PC to those poor, poor Africans (you know, the ones we're already helping get out of their own animal-humping, HIV-infested, dirty water-rampant mess)... on the internet. Lolable.

[mikeorx120]

if you cant afford a computer then why should you give money away and why dont africans do what the mexicans do? they live in just as bad conditions and still make a living.

[fantafles]

if we didn't have a computer we wouldn't know this stuff.

[stubartineoose]

dude, youve got a computer, and im 14 how much can i honestly give to charity?

im just saying there are more important things in life than penguins and we should focus more on the important things.

[stubartineoose]

money wasted that could be used to help prevent :

terrorism

poverty

terminal illnesses

[24nama]

chbrules ur wrong theres17 different types of species of penguins

[redbull2501]

I identified the penguins way quicker.. that makes me much smarter! :D

[saffrongirl]

HI, cute.

[Pokhton]

i thing the same software they use in airport to find criminels

[Energyium]

why are these videos so short?

same with national geographic

are they made for people with low attention span?

[adrastea99]

Yes.

"Next step: robot spy penguin"

[ThompsonSeedless]

Next step: robot spy penguin

[sssmalt]

hahaha you seem that you werent satisfied with The seeds!

[ThompsonSeedless]

i'm a retard i don't get your reference

[sssmalt]

pardon me

your username made me laugh just all

sorry again

[johnnybermo]

did she say "African penguins"???

[DamienZshadow]

Yes, penguins are famous for, but not confined to, the antarctic. Most species (about 10) live in temperate and tropical environments.

[chbrules]

Yes, there are many species that live outside arctic climates. If I am not mistaken, there are 26 species located all around the world.

[qu4zu000]

yes, but can it recognize OSAMA BIN LADIN!

[feerof]

hahah that was funny

[geographyhater]

wow...want a cookie for that?

[theiamania]

well thats usefull. got to get me one of those

[xedon2]

but its like terminator films, the beggining xS

[alex3914]

And I hear people say they don't want to live to old age!!! lol Tech will be sweet in the future!

[A11ex]

Does it work with zebras?

[leeharveysalem]

can we get it to identify linux distros?

[synapsetransfer]

pretty gnarly

[bestiaccia]

Awesome technology!

[pubtor]

humans next!

[TECHKLEC]

I'm afraid that's already here.

[mezhkolape]

You know this is going to be used to indentify humans, if i'm not mistaken they are doing something along those lines in the UK.

[teemuruskeepaa]

Stop voting them to the parliament ;)

[mezhkolape]

I couldn't agree more, however I live in canada. :P

[MeebleMeeble]

kind of scary to think anyone working behind the scenes in security might decide to zoom in, identify you in a database, and have access to your personal information

[CanOfSpam]

Face id cameras is allready a fact and used. Casinos use them to keep cheaters out.

[DamienZshadow]

Yes face ID cameras are already in use in some densely populated European cities but this would be an unmanned camera system able to spot a criminal walking by any camera without the need of a man controlling the camera and telling it to zoom in on a suspected individual. I find it pretty fascinating to see a computer able to recognize images.

[xedon2]

its also quite scary

[halo3wardog]

wow u found piguins