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  • the Fuck word at the end X D

  • No one was expecting that "F*ck" at the end

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  • An Ice-T concert??? Where'd she get that tricked out time machine???

  • But what if you don't have tickets to an iced coffee concert, and you do have time to talk?

  • fuck the police, i got pulled over with 3 pounds of straight columbian cocaine that i was trafficking through texas , i used this exact method and i got away with it. fuck the police i keep trafficiking drugs and i make a shit ton of momey. trying pulling me over bitches, i won't tell you shit and ill be able to go and youll suck on my balls fucking pig bitches.

  • Sexists and racists,the 2 that got big red X's were black and male, the one who got a tick was a white female...pffttt...how obvious .

  • white girl going to an ice t concert? lmfaoooo

  • "i want my lawyer" typical american saying that....along with " I'm gonna sue you dude"

  • the police mught still try and fuck with u

  • She's quite attractive. I'd like to detain her.

  • Ice t concert!! hahaha

  • @misternash16

    HahahahHAa thats freaking hillarious. She's not the type that would go to his concert.

  • Why does the cop look a Wise guy from NY? Does he have a strange accent? Don't stop it's a trap.

  • Cop: "Can I speak with you?" Reply: "No. May I leave now?"

  • "the police might still try to fuck with you"

  • @both598 The deadpan delivery just had me laughing at that.

  • Certainly, just dont ask what i have in the brown paper bag.

    I LOL'd SOOO HARD

  • damn this is nothing like how it really is.

  • Lol, I like the second guy's answers the best.

  • "...the police may still try and fuck with you..." God damn this video rules

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  • What to do then stopped by police: Become a woman, smile and flirt.

  • WHY YOU BUSTIN MY BAWLZ?

  • hahahaha ice t

  • Ill tell you what you can search... you can search my ass... LMFAO!!!

  • No but you can kiss my ass... LOL

  • Problem is if you do not consent then you better have the cash on you and to get your lawyer to drive there and and to protect you. If you don't have a lawyer and he wants to search you, he can obtain a warrant and plant drugs into your car to make his monthly quota because at that point an officer will dislike you.My advice: have your cellphone with your video camera and if your state law allows then you film the search next the officer at all times and call on a witness to come out 4 U.

  • sure but just don't ask me what i got in the brown paper bag hehe

  • Both black guys get it wrong every time. Coincidence? I think not.

  • BTW, best line @ 2:32 "Armed with information the police might still try to fuck with you" Cause the important thing is that ain't no body goin' fuck wit' 'choo.

  • Got it, don't be a black guy with bad thin sideburns. Instead, be a smart ass white girl. Thanks internet! I'm certain I'll need this as a reference in court!

  • @thisguyhere44 I guess the black guy has to be the smart one then? Sound like you're kind of racist to me.

  • @DominicRiv I was kind of using sarcasm to call the video racist. They kept showing the black guy w/ all the wrong answers and him getting so mad so easy. Also I called the white girl a smart ass.  D:

  • Yeah, and have any of you seen the videos of the cops beating and almost killing people who say (no you cant search my car) or (i dont wanna talk) or (i wont turn my camera off) they fucking assault the FUCK out of you! when i start driving again (i stopped due to eye problems) im going to put a video camera in my car, so if the cops pull me over i got fucking proof of the ass whooping i know is coming. :/

  • @SatansMullet Yeah but any corrupt cop would also conficate or smash any video camera you have in your car.

  • this is about US law yeah?

  • As soon as you mention lawyer or refuse consent to search etc the police are kind of forced to take action -- otherwise every idiot will say that.

    Cops would never arrest anyone if they backed down every time people saying "I want a lawyer or I refused consent to search"

  • 0:40 lmao

  • I once thought there were cops who cared. They are just highly paid security guards who can kill you and get away with it and get two or three off pending an investigation where they will be found that they were justified in their actions. The more they kill, the more vacation time they get. What a deal, God bless America.

  • ** COUGH** whenyouarediving,youareinpubli­candhavealowexpectationofpriva­cy,therforethecopsCANsearchyou­rcarlol

  • Whats with this view that every cop is an asshole out to make your life hell? I know more than a few cops and not one of them has ever been rude to me or anyone.

  • @ArodWingfoot You dont get fucked with because your a boot licker who has Cop friends. The rest of us on the other hand who dont have Cop friends get treated like shit by each and every one of them. May they ALL one day burn in their own homes.

  • @TheBlayzinAsian420 Maybe your demeanor has something to do with it. Being rude and acting cocky might be why you're treated like shit, genuis.

  • @TheBlayzinAsian420 Then how come I have yet to be pulled over by one of my friends and have yet to get a ticket (Been pulled over 4 times, and only got warnings) But you seem so set that all cops are bad but you seem to forget without cops you would likely be dead and would definatly not have any rights that you do have. SO instead of cursing them, maybe you should remember they are just people doing their jobs, nothing more, nothing less. Don't like it, take the officers to court.

  • All slaves, formerly known as citizens, are suspects.

  • LOL

  • Anyone else notice the first two were both wrong AND minorities?

  • haha i get it she was goin to an Ice-T concert, Cop killer!

  • Great vid

  • "no but you can kiss my ass" lol

  • Make sure to put out the blunt before he stops you.

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  • YEH THE WHITE GIRL GETS EVERYTHING RIGHT LOL

  • "You can search my ass" HAHAHAHA gay..

  • That white girl going to an Ice-T concert is probably cause enough to search her car. :P

  • man this shit only works if your white, ive been pulled over alot but no tickets yet or dui's, i just get pulled over for minor shit, if you have a record none of this shit in this video will work.

  • Woah, that F-bomb came outta NOWHERE! 0_0

  • @MurasakiYugata god exist now?

  • @deewoken1 ...What?

  • i'll have to keep this in mind next time i smuggle coke from mexico

  • this video is incredible, lmfao @ it

  • that is y i have my lawers on stand by

  • HAHAHAHA

    I was watching this video and the commentator sounded really formal. Then BAAAMM at 2:35 "the police might still try and fuck with you" came out of nowhere. LMAO!!!

  • no but you can kiss my ass hahahaha

  • Plead the fourth when they stop you and plead the fifth when they question you.

  • @1d0nTwAnTaUsErNaMe wats the 4th amendment and the 5th

  • whats wrong with saying ''search my ass''?

  • that guy wants his ass searched?

  • the police can still try to fuck with u LOL

  • PO: "I smell something."

    You: "Yeah, I just farted to make your cologne smell better...."

  • Who sez blondes are dumb???

  • The police beat me up when I said I was going to an Ice Tea concert. That step did not work at all!

    >8(

  • @bortbort69

    "I WILL CALL MY LAWER"

    FUCKING CLEVER...

  • from what I learned from your video the best thing to do when stopped by police is to be a white woman not a black male.

  • omg that shit is hilarious great video am forwarding this!

  • YOU CAN SEARCH MY ASS!!!!

  • In Soviet Russia, YOU arrest police officers

  • OMG! W.T.F? A Police man would never just come up and say can i talk to you. The only thing with any merit is having a Lawyer if they want to search. W.T.F kinda crap is this? Fear Mongering that's what kind, nonsense.

  • I wouldn't do any of the things in the video. I would say yes to answer a few questions, cause most often when police say that it's because they are gonna inform you of something like "your tail light is broken". If he doesn't have a valid question though, then I would ask him "dude, why did you stop me" and if he was just an asshole after that, I would threaten to speak to the police chief about him.

    The things you do in this vdeo (the correct answers too) are just gonna make him suspicious

  • hmm nxt time i get pulled over ugh!!!

  • The black guy is my new hero.

  • OMG !!!!! he said " it seems there job is to destroy lives " somebody sees it other than me !!!!!

  • Lol, if I had a drink I would have spewed it when he said "No, but you can kiss my ass". Definitely not something you want to say, but made me laugh. xD

  • I like the second guy :)

  • "Any evidence they find could get dismissed in court"... Yeah, sure. Only if the court is more likely to believe a citizens than a police officer. All the cop has to do is to make the false statement that you consented to being searched.

  • @ 2:00 He says "you can search my a** " Did he just give consent to a body cavity search?

  • @shananagans5

    I believe he did! xP

  • im just saying that a in most places a police officer IS alowed to detain anyone at anytime. im a few police programs so i know that

  • lol the black guy was always wrong haha

  • That girl was kinda hot.

  • @theMatrixv The implication is that, if actually "arrested", you can then GET an attorney (lawyer), who will THEN be YOUR LAWYER, or then get a public defender, who be your court-appointed lawyer (if you cannot afford one).

  • If you are black, especially a black male, be sure to: 1) be courteous; 2) refer to the cop as "officer" (only use "sir" or "ma'am" (as regards to appropriate gender) ONE time); and 3) be listening to a "Neil Diamond" song at low but audible volume; and 4) better not have a funny "marijuana-like" odor!

  • you tube is providing an invaluable service with this,thank you.

  • I guess the correct answer is to be a white female

  • The true corrective answer would be an attractive, young white female with a smile.

  • is police rly that scary in usa?

  • @OwerDoseThe1 Not always. Usually they're more like this: /watch?v=Ij0iReXKCC0

  • The U.S. Constitution STILL protects citizens from unreasonable searches without a warrant. The issue concerns what is "unreasonable". Seeing something suspicious in plain view or sensing an unusual odor is NOT a basis for a search. It is merely a basis for a "Terry" stop, which means the officer may BRIEFLY detain the suspect and ASK a few questions. They need probable cause of criminal activity to search a vehicle, and they don't have to wait for your lawyer.

  • Officer Dan: "Can I speak with you?"

    Young Lady: "I'm sorry. I'm late for an Ice-T Concert and I don't have time to talk."

    BEEP! WRONG!

    She just provided motive for speeding.

    Better is:

    Young Lady: "No."

    CORRECT!

  • Cool, I feel much better transporting all that cocaine and firearms for my homies. Thanks for the great advice.

  • "You moved your arm pretty quickly. I'd like to search you."

    "I smelled something. I'd like to search you."

    " Even though I don't have a warrant, my dog barked, so I believe I have probable cause."

    Well, Mr. Pig. Maybe I moved my arm quickly, because I was going to hit your damn noisy dog, who smells like a dead cat!

  • "you can search my ass"

    "BRING ME THE RUBBER GLOVES!"

    That's probably the last thing you ever want to say to a cop.... unless you're into that.

  • @ScaryGuy255 hahahhaa

  • @ScaryGuy255 Are the cops really into that?? SICK!

  • @ticks4ticks4 Well I'm sure all aren't and some would find it unpleasant to do so. However there are others that I'm sure are, and more still who probably don't like it but have fun legally "violating" your body and making you feel abused. One could think of it as a form of legal rape. It should be required to have an x-ray first.

    This is the same reason I'm never going to the proctologist.

  • you can search the inside of my ass!

  • @RandomEclips As a cop, I'm going to ask if I can sniff the inside of your anal orifice!

  • wow this video is awesome XD

  • Absolutely correct. The girl uses the phrase "I do not consent" over & over again. This is a legal expression; a cop told me that they devote many hours to learning how to deceive us into giving them control. They can only detain or interrogate you if: 1) they have probable cause, or 2) you grant CONSENT. You grant consent when you say ANYTHING other than "NO". If a cop says he wants/needs to speak with you, and you say, "what is it officer?" you just gave consent...he owns you!

  • @set4stun people give their rights away, even in court, if you rise when they say all rise you have given consent

  • NO BUT YOU CAN KISS MY ASS LMAO

  • lmao

  • You can search my ass, LMAO

  • @SneakyTweaky what's even funnier is that, if a person does get arrested, an "ass search" IS likely going to happen. =)

  • that is bullshit but funny vid

  • aaaaaaahahahah no but you can kiss my ass classic!!!

  • haha. the narrator is so serious, and then says, "police may still try to fuck with you"

  • LMFAO- KISS MY ASS, COPPERS!!!!!!!

  • good video..ty!!

  • no but you can kiss my ass hahahaha

  • Neo-cons: TO HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR COPS, YOU STATE WORSHIPING, TROOP SUPPORTING WARMONGERS.

  • Keep in mind who becomes a cop. Intelligent individuals can't be cops because they think for themselves. Dull-witted individuals are not cop material because they can't follow orders. ONLY THOSE OF JUST ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE TO FOLLOW ORDERS BUT NOT THINK REASONABLY ARE THE POLICE OUT THERE ON THE STREETS TODAY.

  • @tertommy incorrect. many police departments require a college degree at the minimum for education on applications

  • @eghotchkin A degree is not ndicative of intellect. ANYONE can earn an Undegraduate degree. I know for a fact anyone of superior intellect is not police material by the standards of the increasingly militarized "law enforcement" we're subjected to today.

  • Patriot Act fail

  • lol no but you can kiss my ass

  • Cops stops you- Just SHUT-UP and don;t consent to searches ask for a lawyer and SHUT THE HELL UP.

  • hahahaha the police might still want to fuck with you.

    all seroiuss until then

  • The men always said the two wrong phrases and the woman always said the one right thing.

    Thats discrimination!

  • search my A** looooooooooooool

  • an iced tea concert? haha

  • this is crap lmao if u talk like that girl talks u will get fucked by the ass!

  • id rather be stopped by the police than attend an "iced tea" concert......

  • LMFAOOOOO, well shes doing both.

  • @handonrip lol

  • @handonrip lmao.

  • @handonrip Same here--unless it was a "LONG ISLAND" Iced Tea concert--then again....

  • @handonrip Lmao

  • this is fucking hilarious and true too

  • refusing to talk, denying consent to a search, or demanding your attorney be present ARE NOT ADMISSIONS OF GUILT!!!

    so many people get fucked by johnny law when they act like they have nothing to hide. never talk to the police. EVER.

  • Good info. Never talk to the police even if its just a ticket, either way, your statements are written down and used against you in court.

  • Certainly just don't ask me what i have in this brown paper bag... LOL

  • "I have nothing to say" ..all you need to know. If you really want your ass covered you can have your lawyer write you a note telling the cops you will not speak with them and they are not to search you and if they take you in they are to speak to him.

  • I should watch this video over and over. I was pulled over and interrogated for burglary. Turned out it was a simple misunderstanding on behalf of the RP. The pig though, lied and lied and lied, accused me of shit and then got mad when I called her a goddamn liar. Guess the dumb bitch can't handle the truth. Hell, the place they said I burgled was a place I rent! And I offered the pig a chance to verify it with the owner! Dumb lyin' bitch.

  • That second guy was cracking me up! lol

  • acab

  • Unless you got shit to hide........ then why be so pissed and such at the police.

  • i was in a public park before it closed and the police rolled in and asked me for my id (i was only 15 and didnt have one) and they searched me by patting me down for no reason without asking. took down my address and just made me feel like crap. I had nothing to hide, but they still violated my rights...

  • how did they violet ur rights

  • they drove the car INTO the park searched me without cause or permission and intimidated me. they hinted that i was a prostitute!! (i have NEVER dressed like anything CLOSE to one) they were abusing their power to make me feel scared. I was literally just SITTING ON A BENCH resting... if they tried that now it would go down different. its like being in germany in the 30s and someone says "papers please"

  • Obviously they expected you to be a prostitute... I bet they get many saying that they are when they are.

  • I was 15! I was probably wearing jeans and a big tshirt...trust me. they were just being assholes. i looked like i was 11 or 12 at that age...i hadnt even really hit puberty yet! i was doing NOTHING wrong. they were just bored because i live in a pretty nice neighborhood and they had nothing better to do but harrass me and make sure i knew they were watchng me.

  • ps..i have really bad stomach issues and was having a hard time making it home from a friends house....thats WHY i sat down...not that it matters...they still had no right to search me

  • @ShaxDr87 Lots of reasons. You might "be at the wrong place at the wrong time". Or you might be tricked into confessing into doing something you didn't do.Or you vaguely meet the description of a suspect reported in the area, and your words might be interpreted incorrectly. Or some combination of the above. Or, for example,you "have nothing to hide", so you finally "consent to a search". What if one of your "friends", or an acquaintance, left some marijuana unknown to you. YOU get busted.

  • @ticks4ticks4 Lol. Only ppl who have something to hide or done criminal things before are afraid of the police

  • @ShaxDr87 thats ignorant, I guess you've never interacted with police and seen how they can contrive evidence based on a whim.

  • Brandon Roger Berry is a fuck! i grew up with him and now he is a cop here in Indianapolis. He's one of the biggest pieces of shit I know and he's a cop!!! it's absolutely disgusting.

  • I want his fuckin badge! HIS BADGE WOULD MAKE A BEAUTIFUL BELT BUCKLE FOR ME TO WEAR!

  • very educational and funny...... :)

  • NO, but you can kiss my ass.

    Lol.....YES!

  • armed with informartion, the police may still try and fuck with you haha!