office jesus

[NarutoAnimeCat]

"Hmm...I dont like cream" dumps coffee into sink* XD

[Muhammadisatroll]

IM OFFENDED

[burgburgburg5]

@Muhammadisatroll

hahahah



[MsALUKARD12345]

No donut for you,bitch...you just get heaven!!! >:D

Though i think he'd like that! xD

[AlesandrosX]

"Not anymore. . . .mmmmm, I don't like cream" XD

[TimeBomb014X]

hmm i was looking for another Office Jesus 1 with Office Jesus being a puppet that works in a office because he made a time machine and sent him to our time but i found this and puppet Office Jesus is better

[seecrest]

LOL my fav ones are the car pool ones but they arent on youtube....

[midgetking101]

made my day

[fieryelf]

Rofl, Jesus is such an ass :P

[Crono21]

Hilarious. I love Office Jesus.

[TrashyGlitter]

Not funny. They don't know how to make funny skits at G4.

[letsgotogarbes]

Damn I love this video!

[nichgt]

Is that Chris Harwick??? Cause if so....OMG he's been here all along!

[KsE909]

not chris hardwick. i dont remember this guy's name, but he's constantly on AOTS.

[Shadowfury]

It's Casey Chreiner, he usually appears now on G4's Web Segment called "The MMO Report". And yup, Casey Schreiner does an awesome role as Office Jesus. LOL

[Strongerstudent]

you know what would be really funny... if jesus was real...that would be hilarious@@@!!!

[Iffy350]

Yeah but thank god he's not!

[bioazr]

lol

[Heinrich1122]

Jesus should work for Tim Hortons

[Gilakus]

"Hmm i dont like cream"

[dirsta7]

these are hilarious lol

[irishganster]

lol he is so mean to people which makes it funny and if anyone does something he can like banish them to hell

[havabighed]

im christian. i think its funny. part of the reason its funny is cause its the founder of the religion going against the morals of the religion.

[AlexandraLara]

LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

[Binarynova]

News flash to those offended.. follow me on this one:

If people are made in God's image, and we seem to have varied and unique senses of humor, then God must have a varied and unique sense of humor.

In other words, if people can laugh at stuff like this, than so can God, so calm down. :)

[AlexandraLara]

Thank You! Exactly i hate crazy fanatics. They should read the verse where Jesus tells the High Priests about how arrogant they are and judging all the time.

[BooBooLane]

Alexa:

Someone should have told JC:

"Judge not, beeaatch."

These are highly creative though and funnn-eee.

[MEZZKAOE]

rtoflmfao!! he summoned a donut

[Cojir0]

Jesus is being a dick XD

[irishganster]

i know lol

[fanguy12]

lol what a prick

[utubesucks2003]

im so sick of these mediocore plays on Jesus, it's not even religious affiliation it's just all so low and stupid if you had a real background in studying him as a figure of esoterical consciousness..to just see stupid representations of trivial day to day crap..it's just boring, and I wouldnt even say I'm christian.

[true2853634]

Look, It's a joke. If you don't like it I think every one here's okay with that, just don't make a fucking rant about it. You're just ruining the video for the rest of us.

[babalo15]

This is lame.

[monkpat]

whatever happened to him? they haven't had a skit with Office Jesus in a long time.

[KwGeagle]

and there shouldnt

[kevz2kool]

i dont like creme...classic

[Cymro32]

Can't see how anyone could get offended by this. Nor can I see why people get offended by satire. Perhaps these people should have an hour of satire lessons every week?

Great vid :D

[XxGrillxX]

4 months later and im still rofl-ing!! bahaha

[Serpentino1121]

Well I guess its like Im Gods son and I can do whatever the F I want so live with it.! :/

[Zoedearest]

fuck you

[puppeteers420]

that is some funny shit hahah

[Impulse209]

LMAO, i wanna summon donuts...

[hotdog001]

fuck you jesus i want my coffee

[irishganster]

dude no

[karatbanana]

'i don't like cream'...LOL

[bobrussell1957]

Jayzuz thats funny!

[XxGrillxX]

u guys have way too much time on ur hands....

[irishganster]

lol

[xXluffyooh2bitzXx]

ahaha!! no matter wott any of yoo fools say ii love it!

- hey jesus! where'd yoo get that donut?

- i summoned it

LMAO

[bennnhold]

dumb

[icareg]

ur wrong

[mutilatedbunnyxoxoxo]

realy this shouldnt have been taken this seriously i mean if jesus does exist(im a jew!)do u realy think he would even care with all this other stuff goin on gettin pissed off over a office jesus...come on...

[frooglemoogle]

That's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard, Skiem.

[mridham]

this one is pathetic

[smartmarzipan]

LMAO. Dude, that guy thinks he's like, God's gift to mankind, or something! What an ass.

[LStandell]

haha LOL thats funny!` hey Jesus is there any more coffee?` `not anymore` `i dont like cream` !!!LOL

[onlylexy]

lol there was no point to that

[bethanyjaneandrade]

jesus rock of my salvation

[tuberinmyhead]

Jesus is just pissed because we killed him 2,000 years ago

[xkalynx]

you'd do it if you were jesus.

[willb3]

HA!...Jesus is an asshole!

[Skiem1124]

Thats not Jesus... His just a Stupid person acting Jesus... His the Devil who copy the face of JEsus :)

[gjs777us]

Not only did he give to those in need He also gave everything. The greatest pleasure that Jesus knew was to do His Father's will, this was what he came to do. And in that God gave His Son into the hands of men unleashing the wrath of the punishment for all of Men's sin upon His pure, undeserving, and Holy Son.

[Abbaodin]

emolover36 (4 days ago)

God you friking imbicel! You are the people that make me sin...

Ok...feel free to blame everybody else! Freedom of choice anyone??

[AeyzSkywalker]

im not christian so, im not saying 2 b biast, but that was the most rubbished thing ive ever seen... WTF

[disReg]

christians can fuck off... there's nothing good about a christian or even any relgion WAKE the FUCK UP!!

[KitchyKooFeather]

Why thank you kind sir! May God bless you sweetie! :D

[homie0187]

Jesus loves Office Jesus.

[Shavonni]

WWJD?

 Jesus'd laugh, why won't you?

[eyelinerandblack]

omg..jesus doesnt like cream..=o

[emolover36]

I LOVE CREAM! 0_0

[Shavonni]

I love how comedy upsets different groups of people! :) But I love Office Jesus even more.

[GOAQ]

Maybe its laughing indirectly at the fact that GOD kills children using cancer etc and allows religious wars and tsunamis and ...Jesus i could go on but i got more intelligent things to do than worship imaginary friends.

[bethanyjaneandrade]

this isnt the worst thing iv ever seen but i believe that if jesus wer here he would be deeply upset with it so there fore i am upset. jesus was and is a good hones kind man. not selfish and arrogent like the pretend jesus in this video and its makers. god bless the christians. 14 year old beth xx

[Kronkor]

14 year olds shouldn't use the internet. kthx.

[emolover36]

shut up. :P get a sese of humor and go to hell. wait, i frogot, IT DOESN'T EXIST!

[KitchyKooFeather]

Are you sure? :D

[RobertoG1969]

I think a real office Jesus would have...

-Held the door

-Summoned a donut

-And served coffee, instead of not leaving any for anyone else.

That's the Bible right there.

[emolover36]

God you friking imbicel! You are the people that make me sin...

[ScreamBlaster]

bohohohoh...they sure are

[glukebastid]

Not the devil?

[ShivaPie1]

HAHAHAHA

[ZKEEKZ]

w00t w00t i love AOTS

[MakeToastNotWar]

I don't think it's trying to be directly horrible about Jesus you guys =/ It's just a mixture of how people act today and their selfishness, and Jesus' miracles. I'm not a Christian but I believe in a lot of what Jesus taught and I think this is great ^_^ it's making fun of US, not him.

[theflyingrodent]

That just wasn't funny, I can laugh at some stuff about Christianity and I'm a Christian but that just wasn't funny. >:(

[Sactreats]

Yes it was.

[King198606]

...If I Died And Came Back To Earth In These Modern Times I'd Act Like A Asshole To Us Ungrateful Bastards Too And Yes I AM A CHRISTIAN

[toddhines]

So Christians can pretty much say asshole and bastard whenever they want? cool.

[King198606]

LOL Just Expressing A Point...

[justjustinme]

You should be ashamed! Depicting Jesus as a "seflish" greedy figure. If he was like that, why did he DIE A BLOODY AND PAINFUL death for US? Tell, me why if he is like that!

[toddhines]

Well, not everyone believes he did. Calm down, its not serious.

[lvictor123]

this is wrong jesus uses his power for good not for elevators donuts or coffee but lol anyway since jesus does all this stuff but its wrong

[pirromount]

Want to see the TRUE power of Jesus? Type "Submissive Jesus" in the search window.

[ledfingers1]

You are capable of much better things, and wisdom unto him yet undiscovered, but available to those who seek him. God bless you and yours! He is there if you answer the knock at your door.

[JJH185]

that is awesome

[flamesack112]

not to say a critcizing comment but you should add the newer office jesus segments like the ones form toyko 06 live. i like how you seamlessly merged the videos together!

[DaveTV12]

Amazig! I love Attack of the Show!

[pootytang101]

get a sense of humour

[kilfer]

Not to mention, me, being a Christian, can laugh at this, even Jesus doesn't hope any soul goes to hell.

[bepposupermonkey]

"The only Christian that gives a damn"? Wow, you must be the best ever.

[JenGem]

okay, so the point of being a christian is that we are supost to love people and help then come to jesus. you just turned them away. Not to mention you said it in a non christian way. I understand your anger, but what- are you blamles? that's why we are christans. Just love them.

[justjustinme]

Nice looking out. I wish I were as strong as a Christian as you :'( This vid made me laugh a couple of times. Thou Kilfer is right, u should'nt swear or tell anyone to go to hell. I know the feeling, I hate it when people insult Jesus too.

[MaliFace]

*cough*heretic*cough*

[woahitsmoe]

yeah, get a sense of humor. its called a VIDEO its just for fun. its not offending jesus. oh and if youre "the only christian that gives a damn' STOP CURSING. im christian too, and this is funny. you dont tell people to go to hell. thats very unchristian of you, my good sir.

[anglepegasi]

ha...

[shirosu]

haha

[chunkmansss]

Now, if jesus was really like that, then I would worship him XD