flashbanged in the bathroom funny shit

[Spazm1021]

i guess if youve been flashbanged youll know your way out of the stalls ina few seconds out of the building with your underwear up

[revluc84]

They didn't get rolled with articles or discharged because the one being banged wasn't a pansy. We weren't brought up as fucking pussies who were going to call IG because our leadership raised their voices or scuffed us up when we needed it. Just because some of you fucks were raised in a soft Army doesn't mean we're all just as weak. Trust me I know.

[SpamVampire]

Is this the new sitting on a toilet? Please give it (and us) a rest!

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[TheFoxOfGA]

a-what-up article 15!

[armorer1984]

"....and if he's not all right you can take care of him." Epic.

[Blaynicus]

he didnt even shit himself....like a boss

[DaManBearPig]

fake but still funny

[MrGadjetable]

I see you did your risk assessment by informing the medic in case shit goes wrong.

LMAO

[Justinkz3895]

prolly doesnt have to take a shit ne more

[waukktownfolkks6]

HHahaj that was great

[HaloCorrupted]

They keep their mags I'm there weapons while lying around I don't believe this is real if it is they are assholes.

[xXfreakbotXx]

Tell the medic- good luck getting laid with those BCGs(Birth Control Glasses)

[BjornUSMC]

Does the Army ever wonder why thier flashbangs keep disappearing?

[abcd1234781]

as funny as this is id be pissed as hell if I were the guy in the bathroom

[rctack]

Cause I always sit on my flashbangs and hold them with my nuts....

[MultiODST123]

Did you get punished?

[USsoldierLibke]

@YGoytia27

It's boring and hot as hell over there. Gotta find something to do for entertainment :D.

[medicgoldmen9]

Thumbs up for the Medic!



[USsoldierLibke]

I don't think this is fake, but damn that gives me an idea now when I deploy haha.

[ungd1]

fake but still funny as shit though

[Arsenio108]

fake and gay!

[WrightLematype]

yeah, i agree. who cares if its real or not...pretty funny anyhow. haha

[lilgangstasway]

that was awesome

[SuperPilgore]

funny shit but poor choice of words

[WRederstorf]

No this really happend, I personally wasnt there but I do know all these guys and he did really get flashbanged in the bathroom.

[PhillipSmith2tb]

Its nice they informed the medic before hand.

[RMiska1]

@ 1:05 That was the exact reaction I was expecting. Only Better

[sharlshort]

Staged, @ 0.26 a flashbang is instantaniously produced magically from between his legs? So he was just sitting on it, "keeping it warm?" Still a good video though, and would have cured boredom for a while!

[PiggyMcCult]

@sharlshort Maybe they had this planned before he started the camera? Hell, he could have had it for any reason, but it doesn't matter it it's fake or not. It just matters if the video provides some comedic value, which I think it achieved.

[41intelectual]

0:18

[85blooz]

13 people dont like being banged in the bathroom

[houseofgagaru]

fake

[gasitman]

you cant see the flash because the guy is standing blocking the door.

[kalloused]

Your tax dollars at work.

[Pagus87]

This is a fake, if it was real everyone there would have gotten an article 15 and possibly been discharged.

[digicamo814]

@Pagus87 Well man there are plenty of things that don't get reported besides it was funny and no one got hurt so whats the big deal.

[TacoBoyManThing]

@Pagus87 maybe they got discharged

[GuitarShreder1000]

@Pagus87 ASSHOLE!!!

[UtubeH8tr]

@Pagus87

you mean court marshaled?

[returnedfavor]

@Pagus87 Meh, we've done that prank plenty, recording it is kinda stupid tho....still as funny...

[Rascus75]

@Pagus87 It never says they didn't.

But then, someone would have to rat them out for that to happen

[psychojeeper]

@Rascus75 I think that's what they did to themselves by posting this vid, even though it's fake. First rule, do not incriminate yourself, lol.

[kurtu5]

Its called a FLASH BANG. Anyone see the flash? No. Because this is a fake. 

Still, I am glad those fellas are trying to keep up their spirits.

[KimberKustom]

This is obviously fake. I can't believe how many people think this is real.

[kazzdude1]

1:15 you see the shit on the ground that he took LOL

[JanWey91]

@kazzdude1 No u stupid that was there before he was there

[iLoveYoutuveVideos]

more like WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Razgriz083]

So fucked up man XD I do not ever want this to happen to me

[h0f0sh0]

Damn Army, must be nice to be chilling on couches, leaving your weapons unattended. Looks like your in a Iraq resort there. I was living in a tent in arrid ass nowhere Iraq for 8 months. Must be nice.

[BumperMorgan]

The "ow shit" at 1:05 is sounds like it was dubbed in after the fact. The acoustics are wrong.

20 bucks he had plugs in his ears and both hands over them as well.

Staged for sure.

[SoSoRandom123]

@BumperMorgan 1000000 bucks says that wasn't even a real flashbang, genius.

[MrKratosgodz]

pahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha hooah bro

[MrHladikTV]

lol

[ipownyoface]

ROFL COPTER

[THINK0GKSH]

100% fake good job acting tho

[AtomicCheese92]

@THINK0GKSH hows this fake dumbass

[TheHeavenzSky]

@THINK0GKSH cool story

[WESTJET101]

"Lets go bang his ass in the bathroom"

lmfao.

[EatSleepWekSos]

LMAO

[bloodysword100]

thats funny shit

[xMasDawgx]

That was probably so fucking scary if you think about it

[ECHO7AIRSOFT]

lol you probally scard the shit out of him! get it?

[TheWILDCATZZ55]

FLASHBANG THROUGH THA DOOR

[irishred261]

Haha stupid cod fan boys.....outstanding prank guys. Aco 163rd, mosul. 07-08

[Isp5570]

fake... he went in there with his clear safety glasses on...

[nopantsever]

@Isp5570 safety glasses could be those prescription lenses so he may have needed them to just see. He didn't have earpro on

[The53derek]

Lolz that shit is funny

[XxxSakura101]

lmfao!

[HOOAHBRINGSHURT]

banging him in the bathroom!! SOUNDS WRONG HAHAHAHAHAH

[Sethlaham89]

I DONT BLAME THE MOFO! Id be thinking it was a fucking attack!

[StupifiedTrooper]

Lol man that had to have sucked.

[poisonpop666]

''lets bang his ass in the bathroom'' XD

[dope69show]

Hahahaha ooohhh shiiit wtf was that oh yea and I was laughing my ass off when he said lets go bang his ass in the bathroom

[Dogg25258]

Thank you Teamsubzero, my. Thoughts exactly

[Dogg25258]

Hey iEnjoysushirolls, I'm a soldier in the the army, I get deployed to afghanistan soon, that'd be real fuckin funny if the guys who protect the country ur sorry ass lives in died wouldn't it? congrats on being a fucking retard

[nipidoc]

I love how they have a medic on standby.

[ATARIz117]

Court marshall!!!!

[Colby296]

this is the funniest video iv seen in a while

[Colby296]

@iEnjoySushiRolls no, i dont think that would be funny you cocksucker

[drilledtooth]

@iEnjoySushiRolls those motherfuckers have plenty of that shitits not like cod where u use them up and theres no more left loser

[wolfbane711]

Funny as hell.

[dragonmastersteve]

Your tax dollars at work :b

[50brutus]

this is soo planed that guy was sitting on the fuckin flash bang

[derangedpranks]

I'm all about pranks but... wtf? Thats intense. lol

[TheSenorNerd]

Lmfao that guy with the camara sounds like bush alittle bit... xD "we gonna bang him in the bathroom" ahhhhh..... god bless america x)

[123pvprogue]

AMERICAS FINEST OORAH

[Irrehaare]

Animals.

[zzman0618]

good to see our troops at work.

[L2fowler]

"lets go and bang his as in the bathroom" nice

[DrTheKay]

so fake americans cant act for shit

[Sidewinder9877]

@DrTheKay lol dumbass, you saw him throw the flashbang in there and heard it go off. What's so fake? Us "fucking Americans" like to have fun. Duhhh!!

[DrTheKay]

@Sidewinder9877

lol see you americans are so fucking dumb, you believe in god, you believe EVERYTHING told to you, you dumb yanks are so easily manipulated. and americans have fun? lol you mean by killing innocent people, americans are sick, and american entertainment sux sooo bad i get sick watching it cuz its so predictable and childish. americans cant have fun, they call the cops on anyone who does. man americans sux

[Sidewinder9877]

@DrTheKay Aww you have to write me a dissertation, I'm honored really I am. We call the cops on anyone whos BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW. If it "sux" don't watch it. If you hate anything American, then don't watch it or have anything to do with it. That includes leaving your retarded comments. Nobody is holding a gun to your head dumbfuck.

[DrTheKay]

@Sidewinder9877

wow, clearly the american education system is so bad that it expects nothing from its students, if your 'dissertations' are a mere 3 sentences long

[Sidewinder9877]

@DrTheKay It was a wall of text you wrote dumbass. If you hate Americans so much, then why do you have a few on your friends list? I know this because I was busy filling up my block list. The education system here is just fine. I graduated HS with a 3.55 GPA and college with an Associates Degree and a 3.85 GPA. Why don't you quit trolling on Youtube and do something constructive with your life. Or is Ad-Hominem all you know?

[DrTheKay]

@Sidewinder9877

thats considered a shitty grade here in the uk, infact thats seen throughout the education system. Its so dumbed down in america cuz americans are all fucking sheep. technically speaking, an A in the american system is considered a lower B in the UK system

[Sidewinder9877]

@DrTheKay Listen dickwad, I really could give two flying shits what the UK grade system is. I live in America and that's all that matters to me. If I stab you, you will bleed red just like me so you are no better than me or anyone else in the world. Keep your elitist bullshit on your side of the pond where it belongs ok. Regardless what you think of my grades, I have a pretty damn good job because of them. What do you do for a living besides troll YT that is. My guess is a cashier somewhere.

[DrTheKay]

@Sidewinder9877

and now the american trying to be intelligent (lol) breaks, typical.

[Sidewinder9877]

@DrTheKay I don't have to try ;) Is that the best you can do? Just admit defeat and go about your merry way.

[Sidewinder9877]

@DrTheKay And judging by how you structure your sentences, I'd say you had around a low "D" average by your grade system. I've talked to a lot of Brits who are very intelligent people and they talk and act like it. So you might want to use your super awesome education system way better than you are now, because you are making it look terrible. And it's not "cuz" it's "because". Grammar says a lot about who you are. You have a lot to learn kid.

[DrTheKay]

@Sidewinder9877

ah so you're playing the 'grammar card' huh? ok, i'll give that one to you....and by doing so, that concludes that you need to take grammar very seriously in order to understand things, in other words, its a 'feat' for you to be able to deduce what words like 'cuz' mean because...

1. you lack normal interpretational skills (weak american intelligence)

2. you only see things from first glance (typical american judgement i.e racism)

3. you got pwnd by ur own logic. idiot

[Sidewinder9877]

@DrTheKay Ok I have weak grammar skills because I don't speak retard and have to ask you to clarify what you say. I see things at face value not stereotypes like yourself and I talk like somebody who is educated should. It's not really professional to use words like "cuz", it shows mental weakness. Racism?!! haha talk about the pot and the kettle. If somebody sends me a letter with words like "cuz" in it, I dismiss them as morons and throw it out.

[Sidewinder9877]

@DrTheKay Seriously man, you should stop because it takes you all day to come up with a rebuttal to what I say.(Again a display of weak mentality) You talk about how awesome the education you get over there is, but they teach you to use words like "cuz" in sentences? If you wish to address me, do so in proper English.

[Sidewinder9877]

"And it's not "cuz" it's "because". Apparently, you lack interpretational skills or just plain can not read that well. I do believe this example taken verbatim from my post before you had another attack of diarrhea of the mouth clearly states that I know what you are saying, I just think you're retarded for speaking in such a manner when you are trying to convince me and the rest of the world that you have superior education. I'm laughing so hard, I have tears in my eyes.

[DrTheKay]

@Sidewinder9877

yeh here we go, typical american only hearing/reading what he wants to hear cuz he cant take criticism, the ironic thing about this trait is that americans are the dumbest and most easiest to criticise. kinda like how americans are so patriotic when they have nothing to be patriotic about (then again its becoming obvioust hat americans take pride in being the dumbest most annoying fucktards in existance".

you're clearly very desperate, dumbass

[Sidewinder9877]

@DrTheKay And you are very easily verbally pummeled into submission. Around every turn, you make yourself look more like a fool. Most people who have taken the verbal beat-down that you have just go away. But apparently you are lonely and need the attention. And what the fuck is "hen again its becoming obvioust hat" "obvioust, hat?" Is that some sort of British headgear? And "hen again"? LOL keep grasping at straws because this American is giving you a verbal beat-down to remember :P

[DrTheKay]

@Sidewinder9877

speaking of which, you're obviously too retarded (i.e american) to see how completely hypocritical your statement was

[Sidewinder9877]

@DrTheKay One does not need to be retarded to see that I am verbally kicking your sorry ass :D

[DrTheKay]

Fucking americans...

[justinp3714]

the funniest shit I've seen in a while!!

[Ms29126]

lets bang his ass in the bathroom

[Chillzeable]

Good idea...

[MythicMike89]

It is real it wasn't overly loud cause the concussion of the blast being bounced off the concrete wall and it doesn't flash it shocks you and disorientates so it's real and pure boredom I will be pissed if my squad does this

[Lillyhenderson19561]

You would be surprised at half of the shit

[Lillyhenderson19561]

My hell that's awesome

[jimmie159]

(as he runs out of the bathroom):

+100

+40 assist

Buzzkill

[dkoli]

must be fake otherwise they'd all get kicked out of the army...

[fbmbirds]

@dkoli No not really you would be surprised if you knew half the shit we did in the army

[hardcorelifeforus000]

Clearly fake

[Pebbs800]

Its not the terrorists that are dangerous. Its the ammount of boardom

[jojoseph1730]

fake

[xxxfatalityxxx1995]

@jojoseph1730 are you fucking retarded?

[george77772moons]

So, you knowingly committed a considerably dangerous prank against one of your own troops for fun... pray he doesn't stick a live one under your pillow sometime.

[apothecarynngfkt]

hilarious iraqie gig watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I

[amaragravidobaa]

that good watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I

[UtubeH8tr]

if this is real, then your damn right fucking lucky you didn't get court marshaled for that.

o boy the things you boys do to keep from going sane heh.

[Symbiote88]

i think its fake lol

[MrLewellen420]

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who u are!

[offworlda]

Bang his ass in the bathroom? these guys must have all done time together

[MrShitunot]

nice one nice flash bang

[wouldUlikeFRYS]

i laughed my ass off hahaha.. great idea.

and iam glade to see soilders haveing fun and relaxing. then always being in combat situations and being shot at. GOD BLESS YALL. and one more thing soilders.

KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES.

[Changchey]

'we're gonna bang his ass in the bathroom.' thats what she said...

[TheAbbySciuto]

Okay, that's just cruel.

Worth every second. XD Thank you for your service.

[Bhoy951]

RAMIREZ! Go to that bathroom and throw a flashbang through the door and make sure he says ahh shit! then, shoot him when his underwear is showing when he runs out. We have to take him alive roach.

[TheJZ805]

to bad this shit is fake

[MrCocanuts]

i always thought theyd b bigger

[Allen20141]

That made my day.hoo-ah

[ferraro502]

fake. he had his boxers on when he stumbled out. and we didnt see any kind of blast come out the door.

[TheeUrbanGentleman]

@ferraro502 Theres more than one kind of flash bang. One the one these guys used there is no bang.

[jorgslice]

@TheeUrbanGentleman Actually, if you were paying attention; there was a bang. Don't try to sound all military-smart when you really have no clue. There's only one kind of Flashbang - it goes BANG and then a FLASH.

[TheeUrbanGentleman]

@jorgslice No, you're wrong. There's more than one type. Learn your shit.

[jorgslice]

@TheeUrbanGentleman No, you are wrong. A Flashbang is a Flashbang; there are no "different types." A Flashbang goes BANG and then a FLASH, just like it does here.

[TheeUrbanGentleman]

@jorgslice Now I'm extremely convinced you don't know what you're talking about. There's about 6 types of flash bangs. Quit making yourself look like an idiot.

[jorgslice]

@TheeUrbanGentleman Having been on the business end of a banger, I have some things to say on this point:

When it is detonated, there really is not much of a bang... the concussive force puts several body systems into shock, and hearing is one of them... More of a POP, Binnnnng sound. Then everything is muffled for about 5 minutes. Dazed and confused, everything slows down and gets fuzzy, when you do recover. No pain to it though. They seem louder in concrete buildings with little furniture

[TheeUrbanGentleman]

@jorgslice I knew that obviously.

[jorgslice]

@ferraro502 Flashbangs don't create a "blast" that's all Hollywood/video-game special effects to make you go "THAT'S BADASS". Well to tell you the truth, a lot of the shit you see in movies and video games is glorified and not actually what it is in the real world. Like hand grenades. They don't explode with a big bang and tons of smoke and flames and send shit everywhere; it's like a little pop and a bit of dust and smoke. It's the heavy concussion that nails you. Still tears you apart though

[Pieceofschitt2]

Let's bang his ass in the bathroom! U in

Yea! Lol

[hsoon066]

fucking americans

[rentmanABM]

that guys from texas

[ShanRide]

its a training flashbang its like a loud ass cherry bomb going off lol this cracks me up.

[mattehISme]

"lets bang his ass in the bathroom"

[thehawk1018]

@mattehISme I know WTF

"Don't ask don't tell"

[Mikkhep]

If someone just threw a stone into the toilet while I was a shitiing my shit would be 10x bigger... and I would probaly fire back.

[BoxingIsFun]

hahahahah

[sgtsharpshooter]

This is real guys. Ive been to afghan and iraq. Theres nothing in iraq its all afghan. I wouldve done this with 3 flash bangs... Btw "Lets bang him the bathroom" rofl thats what she said.

[AshleyLynn829]

Holy Shit That Was Hilarious

[jcj1230]

There's no way thats real. it would have been loud and he wouldn't have been able to see or hear.

[MrBucket0fries]

its a dummy flashbang

[MrBucket0fries]

this aint real. because it would be louder and would cause more smoke.

[MrBucket0fries]

there aint shit goin on in Iraq anymore...this is why these mofos get to do this kinda shit.

[ManlyTwig]

xDDD

[Lohnerider]

Is this real?

[leeoFaaneellii]

YOU'VE BEEN PRANKED BITCH!

[Miyuki200812]

@leeoFaaneellii "nice shorts!" HE HE HE!

[DrummerBoyz95]

"we're going to bang him in the bathroom" ... good job

[StetsonTheGreat]

@DrummerBoyz95 haha wow...