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  • "I can make something that looks like a banana appear in my hand!"

    ...and he did.

  • I love how Matt is wearing that hat.

  • this is why it's impossible to watch this show. They admitted later that they knew it was a prank the whole time, and that other calls have been faked also.

  • @pinkymixology Evidence?

  • @MrPhilosopher1950 In show #722 it is admitted that it is Matt Dillahunty's FIANCE, Beth Presswood making a prank call. You can read this for yourself in their show archives, and you can watch it from the sources they give such as blip tv. How's that for evidence?

  • @pinkymixology Actually that's not true. He later said he suspected it may have been fake because of how ignorant she acted. And that they believe there have been other prank callers, and they do not want prank callers.

  • She wasn't hungry, she just wanted to try the new use for a banana that was offered to her.

  • "it fits in your butt my" new ringtone

  • Lawls! Sneaking bastard.. I knew this was a prank call from what Matt mentioned in a recent-ish episode. I put the shows on auto-play while I work and this is the first time I noticed Russel smirking like a jerk as she goes through the call.

  • Look at that smirk on Russel's face.

  • 3:01 That line is such a foreshadowing of things to come. ;)

  • by the way they have made a synthetic cell... so now its been done

  • I found it funny that Beth called in as Eve.

  • I love how Matt actually married this girl.

  • LOL and this prank caller is now engaged to Matt, guy she was arguing. Watch episode #721

  • And they lived happily ever after...

    Beth must have really enjoyed Matts magic banana trick!

  • While Eve wasn't for real, every single one of the arguments she used have been used by genuine Christians (time and time again), so in all honesty, she might as well have been real.

  • @Cream147player I know! That's the beauty of it! We all should take lessons on trolling. Beth is a very smart lady. By the way, have you seen her co-hosting gigs? She's pretty good. She was pretty nervous at first but I think she's really coming into her own.

  • @xJoeEDangerouslyx Yes, at first I thought she was just going to sit there and look pretty but she has definitely picked up confidence to speak up, and what she says is nearly always right.

  • I find it a bit disappointing that this was a fake and that Russell was in on it. Not disappointing in the sense that I wish she was a real caller, but that they would let it go out there as if she were. I haven't seen the whole episode, but I hope they revealed that she was a fake at some point. I love the show and all the hosts, but I think it reflects poorly on them to knowingly (at least in Russel's case) fake a call. Maybe I have the facts wrong, but I think that was the case.

  • I know this is now Mrs Dillahunty, but it is the worst call ever. The only thing amusing about these callers is that they aren't fake. I don't know her, so I won't disparage any more, but she could not have made a worse first impression.

  • I'm actually disappointed "Eve" wasn't real.

  • I find it funny that creationists show how well the banana is made for human consumption, then demonstrate the monkeys' way of doing it, and then are ignorant of the fact that they just showed that the monkey way of eating the banana was more efficient and easier to do.

  • Beth has a great sense of humor. And Matt's comments were priceless!

  • he said bananas dont live in the wild,they dont reproduce on their own.Wow this guy has so much knowlende about plants he should just quit and become a gardener.I rest my case

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  • @Elspethknighterrant

    He said before that ''the bananas that you eat'', so he was not talking about the wild ones.

    You do know that there is a big difference between the banana that you get from the store, and the wild ones?

  • @Turha101 Oh trust me i know.But he sounded like he had no fuckin clue.How the fuck are you supposed to cultivate something without first finding it in the wild?And he says later"i can make something appear that looks lika a banana" well i challenge you to that mister!hilarious ;)

  • @Elspethknighterrant

    I did not really hear anything unusual about what he said.

    He simply pointed out that the ones we eat are not the same kind of bananas that you find in the wild, and that the bananas that we eat cant reproduce on their own.

    I can point you to a few websites where people make something that looks like a banana apear in their hand.... ;)

  • @Turha101 he sounded a bit confused.anyway no need to be so defensive i am not trollin or anything.

    so you'v been to such websites?you big naughty

  • @Elspethknighterrant

    Or i just know how to use google? :)

  • I was wondering why I felt like I'd heard that voice before :P

  • russels trying so hard not to laugh lol

  • How funny it would be if you could travel back in time and tell Matt "You're going to be marrying that person"

  • Russel looks like hes trying not to burst out laughing =D

  • @338tomer That's because this was a prank call. Russel was the mastermind behind it

  • @rudemood2011 Yea, thats why he was laughing so hard

  • In episode 721, Matt reveals that Eve is actually his fiancee, Beth Presswood.

  • Beth LOL

  • Amazing that Matt and "Eve" are now going to be married!

  • The original creation-duh-eh-formation of life. 

  • What a dumb bitch, people amaze me with their stupidity, and shitty accent

  • actually you can:-

    'get a load of chemicals together and create life'

    Scientists can now look at a virus, work out its molecular makeup. Put those exact molecules together and hey presto. We have viruses.

  • @thatamazinggeek Yeah, I realized that by now.

  • Her southern accent made the call that much better.

  • Eve is Beth(Matt's fiance) right?

  • @DrakeLuvenstein Right.

  • @squareatheist - Thought so, thanks. :)

  • "Not sure if trolling..."

  • If the banana was designed for us, then why on earth did god not make all fruit and vegetable banana shaped? Look at the pineapple - what was he trying to do there?

  • What was that last thing she said? "I'm gonna go and try some bananas. Bye"

    Kinky christians.

  • God damn it why do these people exist? She seriously gives Americans a bad name.

  • First, I'm the least of most. I remember what my life was like before I met beings of a higher order.  I used to be Atheist, but the higher powers wanted to show me things - that I'm their child.

  • @jbrabec22 [I assume you're being serious] And how do you know that these entities weren't temporary hallucinations, exacerbated by selective recall and the subjective, as well as subliminal manipulation of the aforementioned memories over an extended period of time?

  • @jbrabec22 lol

  • @adam90876 - I too used to laugh at religion/magic. I don't know why I was introduced to these smart beings - so smart that they could build a jet airplane from the parts of a radio. We are soooo stupid my friend, just get used to it.

  • whahaha "it fits in your butt!" hahha more like they pranked the caller...

  • That right there was a true American voter. These are the people who elect our politicians to office, our doctors and nurses, college professors, policeman, the backbone of the republican party and even 15% of the Academy of Sciences. Welcome to America! Hope you enjoy your stay...

  • Only a god could know that there is no god..... I actually SAW those who own this earth, and let me tell you, we. are. NOTHING compared to them.

  • @TheJesusKey You've said we're finished for the 5th time, just saying.

    Third grader insults? I'm insulting you because you're throwing logics statements at me.

    That shows your own maturity and intellect sir.

    Use a friends statements against me?

    I said he thought you were poe, now whether he's trying to use that to throw your arguments to the wind or not.

    Not my problem.

    You're being nothing more than a pseudo-intellectual troll attempting to push another's statements as my own.

  • @TheJesusKey By the urbandictionary definition? Or the definition that actually goes for troll.

    Pose as a Christian? Do you know why moderates never end up on the chat? Because the vast majority of atheist admire moderates, but despise you fundies, and we just can't help but get a giggle, and we like to pass that giggle along.

    You are a troll, you called him homosexual without any evidence, that's performing an ad-hominem attack as well.

    A pussy and a hypocrite. That combo is too lulzy.

  • @TheJesusKey Lmfao, Civil? CIVIL???

    Coming to my channel performing Ad-hominem after ad-hominem is CIVIL?

    Your definition of civility and mine are two different things.

    And I agree with dotmadhack, you're a troll, but one thats easily destroyed by any half minded atheist.

    Go look at dotmadhacks comment and comment back to it if you're through with me.

  • @TheJesusKey How about, if you want me to be on topic. You unblock me for something some one else said.

    And answer my god damn question of what made you leave atheism.

    Otherwise, if you won't do that.

    Then you'll have to deal with this being off topic on how the fuck am I a hypocrite, and what fucking verses am I taking out of context, and what Context would you put them in.

    You don't want to answer these because you know you're out your fucking ass.

  • @TheJesusKey Uhhmm, Logic never told me to troll you, I never told him to troll you.

    I asked you, ME, I, asked you a question. You refused to answer it before I ever began to bring up logics statements not being ad-hominems.

    You're being a coward, and calling me a hypocrite without explaining how I am a hypocrite only shows how foolish you are.

  • @TheJesusKey Rofl, you sure are a Devout christian pal.

    Tell you what.

    Name which bible verses I take out of context, then explain what context you'd put them in.

  • @TheJesusKey First, you're wrong on the boyfriend count as I'm male and not gay. Second, Atheism isn't declared the winner at any point at all on the Atheist Experience. Third, when you people figure out what a true Christian is let us know, since one Christian says they are a true Christian while another says that Christian isn't a true christian. Finally, Matt Slick "winning" a debate against Matt from AE was considered a joke and childish that he posted everywhere saying he did. Your move.

  • @TheJesusKey I can't tell if you are a troll or just very stupid.

  • I DON'T BELIEVE IN TREES.

  • @TheJesusKey You're making a joke, right?

  • LMFAOOOO!!! I LOVE MATT SO MUCH

  • It's funny I used the same butt argument against someone who used banana to support creationism. Well rational thought process often generate the same statement I guess. XD

  • "Pshaw" LMAO.

  • You sure???

  • This poor woman... "Everything was created by God - end of story"... The trees, the Earth, Life... all just... popped into existence by a supernatural entity... poor girl... my world is so much more beautiful than hers.

  • @StevenBee2 It was a prnak call. The "poor woman" was really a atheist yanking their chains. That's not to say that there are not poor women (and men) who believe what she said.

    In short, the call was one big POE.

  • In the evolutionary world view there are 3 things that evolutionist simply CAN'T account for in there worldview they are 1. Laws of logic 2. Uniformity in nature 3. Absolute morality. These things are only found in Biblical creation and the Word of God. You guys simply CAN'T account for them. Why? Because they only exist if the God of the Bible is the Creator. And by you using and practicing these 3 things testifies that you were created by the God of the Bible.

  • @Genesis1GodCreated

    Point 1. is from TAG. An argument which includes the premise "everything is either physical or conceptual". So which is God? God is supernatural by definition so God is at least partially non-physical making God at least partially conceptual making at least a part of God a concept, a creation of the mind. If none of God is physical, all of God is a creation of the mind. If God can be neither, the laws of logic can be too. Intrinsic or transcendental are good adjectives.

  • @Genesis1GodCreated You must be trolling. We humans created logic as part of a mathematical process. I don't know to what you are referring when you speak of uniformity in nature so you'll have to clarify that, but there is no such thing as absolute morality. Only religious people claim that there is.

  • Stupid can be defined as 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull

    2 tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party.

    I think evolution is stupid

  • @Genesis1GodCreated "I think evolution is stupid"

    That's because you're stupid.

  • visit ICR.org

  • Where did this basis for the universe come from? Where did matter come from? Where did the laws of the universe come from (gravity, inertia, ect.)? How did matter get so perfectly organized? Where did the energy come from to do all the organizing? When, where, why, and how did life come from that matter? When, where, why, and how did life learn to reproduce itself?

  • @Genesis1GodCreated

    "Where did matter come from?"

    The first law of thermodynamics states: "Matter and energy can't be created or destroyed, only converged from the one into the other." So it's always been there.

    "How did matter get so perfectly organized?"

    It did not. You are adding a goal to a goalless and endless process.

    "When, where, why, and how did life come from that matter?"

    I refer to cdk007's abiogenesis video and the rest in his "The origin of life" series.

  • The test of any theory is whether or not it provides answers to basic questions. Some well meaning, but misguided people think evolution is a reasonable theory to explain man’s questions about the universe. However, evolution is not a good theory; it is just a pagan religion masquerading as science.

  • @Genesis1GodCreated

    A theory only has to explain all relevant facts and be contradicted by none to be reasonable as well as having support of a great deal of evidence. Evolution does not attempt to explain anything beyond the field of biology where it is essentially the unifying theory. Evolution is not a religion by definition. There's a reason why it's actual science, it has actually been proven and even observed.

  • @Quintinohthree Science is knowledge—that which can be demonstrated and observed and repeated. Evolution cannot be proved, or even tested; it can only be believed.

  • @Genesis1GodCreated

    So you don't believe in HIV and the flu? If it weren't for evolution these viruses would have been eradicated yesteryear. You do realise that evolution is just the change of genes within a population made possible by genetic mutations, the random part of it, and natural selection and genetic drift, the non-random part of it, right?

    I would also like to ask you whether if you would be shown the mechanism of what looks like a clock, would you not conclude it was.

    con...

  • @Quintinohthree

    Science is not knowledge in absolutes. Science tries to find the best explanation for a bunch of observations, also known as facts. These explanations are fallible, I will not deny, but to reject such an explanation without contradicting facts is not even in the slightest reasonable. Scientific theories have gone through decades of testing, revision, attempts at disproval and are constantly subject to more. Every scientist wants to disprove the current paradigm.

    con...

  • @Quintinohthree

    The theory of evolution is as much proven as the theory of gravity, germ theory, plate tectonics theory and such. Actually, gravitational theory is less proven than evolution as with evolution we have observed the complete mechanism, or at least all that matters. A scientific theory can not be proven with absolute certainty. A scientific theory can however be disproven with absolute certainty. The theory of evolution has not been disproven, instead it has been supported greatly.

  • Aw man, I was hoping this was a real caller. On second thought, I suppose it's a good thing for humanity that this person was joking.

  • best line ever!

    "so you can make a bannana appear in your hand right this minute?"

    "No, but I can make something that looks like a bannana appear in my hands."

    ROFLMAO

  • Shes not a prank caller, shes just a dumb ass fundy.

  • "I hate Atheist Experience. They are making me realize my Christian faith is wrong. I hate them with their logical reasoning and evidence my whole life I've spent 2-3 hours per day worshiping Christ and reading the Bible and going to Church for so many years. All this would have been for nothing, so because of my emotional investment I refuse to accept the fact that Christianity is wrong, and I'm going to continue on believing it." - John Trapmann, a typical Christian.

  • "We just decided this whole sin thing, it's for us so.. bashaar"

    xD LOL

  • @jjason55740

    The callers name is Beth. She and Matt (the guy on the right) just got engaged. I don't believe they knew each other before she prank called the show.

  • @bedtechs Correct, they didn't know each other at the time of this "debate". It was something to fool Matt, and never intended to stage calls for viewers or anything.

  • Dont try the Bananna thing it goes all squishy and makes a mess - and tastes awful after :-(

  • @jjason55740

    It is quite sexy.

  • ignorant christians....

  • No... but I can make something that looks like a banana appear in my hand ;)

  • Whaw. He was pretty rude to that caller.

    You know, I know some nice atheist people, but these guys were just egotistical, "above all others" assholes. Rely, I mean, saying that to someone? My god, what a bunch of fucking dicks.

  • @m1up well she was an ignorant bitch that didn't bother listening to them

  • @m1up They knew that it was a prank caller or someone who would turn into a prank caller. They've dealt with these kinds before. They know what to do.

  • @HeavenlyRa

    Yeah, but you know...it seems rather unprofessional of them if you know what I mean. Not that IM professional at any standpoint...

  • @m1up: I'm sure they knew it was a prank caller. Nobody brings up the Comfort garbage without trying to be funny.

  • @KaitonsCorner

    I understand, but still, he should have remained a professional attitude towards it. Just looks bad on his part.

  • @m1up shit..... ud prolly hate me.... these guys are like ghandhi compared to my evil atheist wrath.... muhuhahahahaha..

  • @m1up What did he say that was so bad?

  • @Sinnessa

    Well, its just that I felt he was generally pretty rude and quite frankly I think he thought of himself better than all by the way he acted. I mean, I think the callers were a bit rude as well, but he could have ended it on a more professional level, AKA just not take the call.

    Then again, maybe they had nothing to fill airtime... ;)

  • @m1up The caller was an idiot. I'm glad he was 'rude' to her.

    It isnt a professional show anyway, so I don't know why thats even an issue. They don't get paid to be there. And nobody has a gun to anyones head forcing them to phone in.

  • @m1up

    If someone says that a banana is proof of god. I have to say the only non-rude way to respond to that person is that it also fit's in your butt.

    Now that's a fact!!

    Hard fact!

  • @m1up You think that's really that rude when you're calling everyone on this show "fucking dicks" without having actually talked to them?

    Good job, bro.

    And the professionalism image is shattered with Matt's jester cap. Athiests can have fun too.

  • Wow, that was painful. Heh.

  • "God made everything"

    Did God make those whips and leather masks some folks use for S&M too? How about those parasitic worms that live under the skin on the face of filthy kids? Did God come up with caber tossing?

  • sin in hebrew mean :to reconsider some thing with new point of view or new evidence or to see behoung things first apparence,in other words to see farther than our nose

  • I'd still have a one night stand with eve! :D

    sounds like some hot angry bitchy sex

  • Commandment #11 Thou shall not place a banana in your butt.

  • Actually if the bible mentioned bananas it would be some evidence of knowledge of some other place than the middle east.

  • @darkwhitedirewolf Because of that, i am now announcing that i have converted to atheism.

  • @darkwhitedirewolf well i'm going to hell.

  • Religion answers questions to the "why".

    Science doesn't.

    People who care for the "why" wil care about religion. People who don't won't.

  • @Londron Religion answers the question "Why?" - Science tells us that sometimes that question is invalid.

  • @YetAnotherAtheistVid

    The "why" question is truly stupid imo. F.ex. we don't know why gravity is here. Al we do know is that it works. We don't know why the universe is here and asking why it is imo is irrelevant. Most why questions have been answered though, like why is their life. Why do volcanos exist, why do hurricanes happen etc.

    I'm a practical guy, I just wanne know what works, for that science is the way to go.

  • @Londron You’re implying that if science can’t tell you right now today exactly how it happened, that we may as well assume we’ll never know. We might as well just forget everything we do know and stop trying to figure out anything more. We should just assume the conclusion that a god did it even though that’s not an explanation either. And there’s no evidence to imply that such things even exist.

  • Yeah that's right, I'm basing my entire argument on the fact that seeing anything, makes god real. Also, as Ray Comfort himself will atest, the human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic, well if it can fit it, it's goin in, that's right Ray, god made it for u and Kirk to enjoy the double sided pleasures of potassium.

  • Really, we created bannanas and they don't grow in the wild. What freakin planet is this guy from? That's comedy... Can't get too arrogant and just throw out random unsubstantiated facts to ridicule these Christian people.

  • @Waldir1976 It's true, Bananas don't grow in the wild... well, there's a definition problem, what YOU think of as bananas and everyone else, the "Big" green/yellow ones that you pile and eat does not grow in the wild. They are "made" by humans. I don't know how to explain this is english but Matt in the vid did. However, the "real" wild banana is small, lots of seeds and is not anything like the prank caller describes "fits in your hand, mouth etc"

  • @Waldir1976 ... your stupid. i can see why your a theist.

  • The only thing more annoying than Glenn Beck, Alex Jones, Tea Partiers, neo-cons, and other statists are people like mmmodafoca who do nothing except complain about them.

  • ahahahahah this guy just owns her..

    a banana fits in your hand how do you explain that ahhaha

  • So you can make a banana appear in your hand right now? "No, but I can make something that looks like a banana appear in my hand!" x'D

  • make something appear like a banana appear in his hand...does he mean a dick?

  • was this really a prank call from his now GF? That's cute - but I totally thought it was legit when I first heard it. And the part about the banana fitting in the butt - I laughed for DAYS!!

  • @LovelyBeanz

    Some people are like that.

  • Matt's right, bananas DO fit in your butt.

  • @MajorYum how many can you fit in your ass?

  • @desconocidos27 Fourteen on a good day.

  • lmfao man

  • Any Creationist who says something like "You can't look to science for answers, they don't know how X happened" is fucking retarded and hypocritical. No Creationist can tell me where God came from or exactly how he created the universe..did he use a spell? Did he create some ethereal machine to do it for him? How EXACTLY did it happen. If you can't answer that, then you can't dismiss the Big Bang because "we don't know where the matter came from"..even though we have some working ideas.

  • dammit i wanna prank call these people sooo badly!!! but everytime i call it rings once and doesent ring anymore

  • "It fits in your butt!" I died laughing!

  • @quidproquo2004

    So, does afterlife exist? :)

  • @ivorjutt I don't believe so.

  • @ivorjutt Unfortunately, no. I wrote that after being resurrected by modern medicine :P

  • I CAN't BELIEVE THIS FAT ATHEIST SLOB HAS THE AUDACITY TO INSULT ALEX JONES, A TRUE AMERICAN AND A CONSTITUTIONALIST. SCREW YOU FATSO!!!!!!

  • haha dude no need for caps.. you are starting to sound like tea party members and glenn beck.. don't do that.. please last thing we need is another alex jones- truth partiers..

  • Atheists are weak people that cant accept the fact of be correct and away from sin. We cant see God but we can feel. And i usually cry and feel something strong when i search and im in His presence. Tears of joy, He give us the best ones. And you cant deny that, because me as millions of christians can feel Him. And oh no you cant deny what I feel. God bless you all.

  • @Fantasticlist Billions of Hindus 'feel' the presence of their 'gods' .... many Native North Americans used to 'feel' the presence of 'spirits' in everything .... Romans used to 'know' Zeus and Aphrodite, etc, and interact with them personally in their stories. Even within the umbrella of 'christianity' there are hundreds of different denominations and millions of individuals who 'feel' or 'know' their 'god' in completely different and conflicting ways.

  • @Redbeardian sorry, but youre talking about something u dont know, do u know Jesus? Do u believe or anytime tried to look for Him?

    I just know that i used to deny God, till i tried and look for the truth, and He really do things we simply cant explain. But with atheist mind, you'll never find, because you must want. The darkside also makes a lot of things to let people stay in wrong ways.

  • @Fantasticlist Yea I feel something every time I take a shit but I don't say it's god. And honestly the fact that you think there is a higher power that magically created everything rather than actual evidence astounds me.

    And how do you know it's jesus? Did he come to you with his ID? Honestly you're taking bodily experiences out of proportion and automatically jumping to the conclusion that its your lord and savior!! did you know that lord said smashing babies on rocks is fun? Psalm 137:9

  • @AfroMageman Well to that psalm read the whole article i sent to you in a message.

    Science cant explain the first explosion of celular or bacterial life at the primitive soup, they only say "appropriate conditions". And a day for God can be millions for us.

    The ID of God, is the Bible. Doing as it says, mostly at the new testament, you can really obtain what is there. But you must want and look for it. You cant deny what me and millions of people feel as i said before, if u dnt want u wont feel

  • @Fantasticlist I'll agree with you that science does not have a firm understanding of the formation of life or the universe, but look at what we do have, we have theories supported by evidence, that is more than saying that some god in the sky magically created everyone is it not?

    And if the ID of god is the bible, then why is god such a prick? Read the old testament, the atrocities god allows and approves of disgusts me, even in the knew testament we have hell. There never was a hell before.

  • @AfroMageman all the things you call atrocities have an explanation. And you talk about God, but right here around us there are people who kill, rape or wathever all they do. I prefer the justice of God, you dont, be happy with the human killers.

  • @Fantasticlist Why did you reply to my comment if you weren't going to address anything within it? Essentially, I asked why billions of other fellow humans have these same 'feelings' but about entirely different magic monsters? What makes your feelings special to theirs, even those that are completely different within your own church, that makes yours 'truth' and theirs a lie? Please just ignore this post if you aren't going to comment on it?

  • @Redbeardian because your comparison is ridiculous. Ive seen children with 3 or 4 years that in the presence of Holy Spirit said they were feeling relieve and some kind of hapiness inside. And man dont waste my time with your questions. God is real, if u dont want to accept it, live well or try doing that ;) cheers.

  • @Redbeardian He did the same thing with my comment, he completely dodges the point and just throws new crap in, creationists in there prime.

  • She had me fooled, couldn't distinguish her from the real thing.

  • Why the fuck is Matt wearing that stupid hat?

  • @coolwhipspecial God told him to wear it.

  • @coolwhipspecial It was related to the topic. 

  • Eve: how u think the trees were made.

    Matt: Acorns, seeds, POP!

    Lmao

  • Its funny cuz your idiots fighting what religios is right and which wrong when this is internet , which means , even if you want to , you cant proove anything . LOL .

  • Scientist just made life in the lab. It's crazy stuff and of course it's not getting it due play.