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  • FUCKIN GEEKED OUT hahah

  • Poor Alistair Stewart. 3rd times a charm eh?

  • @gregboyds And, we Americans make it our mission to speak badly about everyone else, too.

  • I bet if the driver rolled a doughnut towards the opposing traffic, that fat cop would've followed the doughnut as opposed to the suspect.

  • Why the hell is everybody complaining about the narrator, he's funny

  • @PizzaPirateNinja8128

    Are you under the age of twelve

  • @bogrowlie I happen to be 15, and a whole fuckload smarter than you.

  • @PizzaPirateNinja8128

    Cool man, you just keep beleiving that :)

  • @bogrowlie I actually didn't think you'd take it that well, I was expecting a flame response. Sorry about that, I was tired and in a bad mood.

  • Where are they here in Mississippi? The officer looks familiar or it is just a Déjà vu?

  • @guilaumehearn Anyone who thinks they have the right to force someone to live in accordance with their own morality can go fuck themselves. Who the fuck you calling stupid i'd be surprised if ur dumbass understood that previous sentence.

  • @pepperj541 They don't force anybody to follow the laws, they just punish those who don't

  • Fat fuck needs to put those shards in that pipe and smoke it up.. maybe he wouldn't die of heart disease as soon.. never mind keep eating fatty.. Fuck the police

  • @pepperj541 Mate... Your a cunt. Cops do a good job and they are not noticed by fucks like you because you probably are a stupid crack head. Think about. Without cops this world would be even more fucked up then it already is. Go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit.

  • @gregboyds

    Jesus, I'm glad there arent too many retards like you...

  • @gregboyds You tell 'em Greg. This man could bring down America if he isn't stopped.

  • farmer johns......lol

  • tweakers are some of the greatest escape artist. lmao

  • He's so geeked out even his blinker is going fast.

  • press 6 in a speed and 7 fast

  • That was a really stupid clip..!

  • Yeah, that cop has had a few too many doughnuts. Sorry, sir...

  • the commercial was better

  • That cop is too unfit for service, You can clearly see he is far to overweight, I belive in the U.K To get on the force,  You have to do ten push ups and then complete a 1 km run within ten minutes to pass the fitness test.

  • @xmoroseguyx you need to be fit over here but most officers eat fast food because they need to be able to stop eating and go somewhere at a moments notice.

  • @snarst No, Surely you can`t give that as an excuse, Police officers the world over have the same type of duties, And you don`t see them as overweight as often as in the U.S.A

  • @xmoroseguyx do they eat fast food all the time?

  • They should have used the banjo music from Deliverance for this clip.

  • Are you kidding me? 3 months for DUI and possession?

    That's nothing :|

  • @UnevenElefant5 no kidding! i thought paraphernalia and meth possession and a DUI would earn the dude way more.

  • looks like the cops need to do alot of meth, because if i remeber correctly

    cops are supposed to be able to get on one knee then be able to get back up without assistance both of these officers would fail the physical fitness task.

    How does this department allow fat pieces of shit to tug around out their districts looking like they just rolled of the krispy creme truck

  • @impleasen hahahaha!

  • Geez, all he had to do was fast walk, they never would have caught him.

  • A one legged man can outrun those fat fucks.

  • there comes sheriff JW Pepper 

  • the voiceover on this program makes me want to slap someone

  • the back of the cops shirt says I.C.E LOLOLOL

  • All the useless discussions on youtube....

    Why don't we spread tha love?

    Onelove

  • I love this guy trying to speak like an American. SEXXXXXXXAY. LOL...

  • Wow! That fat pig is a BIG Target!

  • @SadAssPigs They sell row boats, oars and maps at a lot of local stores. It is not a long row, and you will be more welcome there.

  • "Read'em and weep!" he said LOL!

  • I'm dissapointed I didn't get to see him try and flee.

  • Um, a few words of advice for stupid crystal meth users ~ if you're gonna drive around while under the influence and/or in possession, don't do stupid stuff in your car to attract cops attention... DUH.

  • 3 months??? They are throwing kids in jail for weed possession and this fucker gets 3 months???

  • @872463051 From what I have experienced, cops are pretty cool with kids and pot. Most the time if you are nice they will only take it away. Never had I seen my friends busted and go to jail. Busted though, oh yes.

  • @tranchedevie Yea, but if the cop doesn't like you he can nail you for possession, and I have even seen kids get intent to sell slapped on when their weed was for personal use and get sent to jail, albeit that was a bit of an exaggeration.

  • @872463051 Were I am, you can only have intent to sell if you have the right amount of weight. Cops can get me for possession but I am good with people, that includes cops. I have never met a cop that didn't like me, I know I'm not for everyone but they can see my good form and personality to realize that I have a chance in life, they know putting charges on me will ruin that. Cops have told me these things before. I've been cought dealing even at school. Not one charge, no court date. Just talk

  • @tranchedevie Not to sound rude, but this really isn't about you and how good you are with cops. The point is that if you smoke a lot and happen to have an ounce on you, you could go to jail for a few months, and it hardly seems fair that that's a possibility when this guy went to jail for 3 months.

  • @872463051 Oh no that's very true and I don't take it as rude. I know I'm lucky to have met cops that care about people or at least young kids. What I said was basically the same though, When I say "you can only get charged with intent to sell when you have the right amount of weight" that would be an ounce, that's when you are in serious trouble, that's what I meant.... That's how it works where I am, but we strap that weight to the bottom of the car cause me and my friends are not stupid haha.

  • @tranchedevie Unless the cops bring out the dog. Then ur fucked. LOL!

  • @872463051 Really? So you post that here, which gives your address on the network, which leads right down to your exact location/address, which is forwarded to your local law enforcement agency and in no time you are all in the poky a while and disqualified for a good paying job, the ability to vote, go on a cruise or a ski trip to Canada, or even have a good wife. For life. No, your not stupid at all. Posting stuff like that anywhere on the net is totally stupid. Think about it.

  • cheddyrod ya but theyll slam you on the ground when they get you

  • Yes sure if 172 cms/ 57 kgs means fat in your book,than have your brain examined by a doctor....you having a day off from the funny farm?Anyway slender is the word people use when talking about me.

    And yes I burn in hell then where are you going to burn motherfucker?brush off...somebody slit this arsehole's throat

  • Well OK let's admit that both coppers have overweight,but saying that they are fat is is a bit of an exaggeration...

  • From his physical appearance, I'm guessing this is where the term pig comes from.

  • @step0229

    It is not 100% that he gobbles a lot.....he can be obese form an ailment,too.You can never be sure!There is no point in mocking him.It is none of anybody's business why he has put on weight.

  • @wannaknowit I think it is... when he is in a position to save lives, i think it's everyones business. His lack of physical form could risk public safety... bring back physical testing for police!

  • @step0229

    What is physical testing?Does he have to step on the scale to see how much he weighs? Or does he have to do push-ups to see how many he can do?Like if he can not do 200 in 1 min,he is given the sack?(I do not live in the Usa,nor am I from an english-speaking country,hence the question!)Thanks:-)

  • @wannaknowit He needs to be held to a certain standard. Like most agencies, you are required to maintain a certain physical appearance. It's kind of hard to catch bad guys when you can't get out of your car without breaking a sweat.

  • @step0229

    OK appreciation for the informative piece of information!:-)

  • @wannaknowit no I'm talking about pigs like your self

  • @dean147100

    I feel sorry for you.....poor you

  • @wannaknowit lol your the one that's a pig, but i don't feel sorry for you. all pigs well burn in hell.

  • @dean147100 I eat the roasted pig with satisfaction. Then I rest and digest.

  • @wannaknowit you must be a fat pig your self

  • @dean147100

    No,I am not overweight(not even fat),but I know that you are a scumbag.BUT other than that you are perfect,right?hahahaa

  • @wannaknowit not I"m not, but your a pig that must suck to be hated by every one.

  • @dean147100

    how far you are from the truth.....you are talking about yourself but no problem,I'll forgive you.

  • @dean147100

    If someone is a "pig" as you call those people,does it mean that others loathe them?

    What a primitive arse you are.

  • That cop is massive....

  • hmm.. if u guys actually knew any cops u would know that the job is about 95% paperwork while sitting either in a squad car or a desk.

  • loll this cop can not catch me!!!!!

  • hahaha McDonalds commercial before this video. do they sponsor the police department as well?

  • should be a display of typical fat overweight cops, with their high colesterol

  • Meth would help with weight loss

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  • Why are meth users always broke? but can afford to go to casinos and sit at a machine until the daylight breaks....just a thought....lol.

  • fat copsXD

  • tru but meth is SOOOOO bad for you..destroys your liver, nervous system lungs(if you smoke it) mucus membrane(if you snort it) pancreas...and you can blow up trying to make it lol

  • In jersey we dont do meth...we can afford cocaine

  • wow fucknut!! good for you you fucking american!!

  • but meth is like cocaine x10, more bang for your buck I guess

  • Who are you trying to convince? Me... or yourself?

    Pot..mmm lovely... but contains TWELVE times the carcinogens of cigarettes. Harmless? I don't think so! I say again FUCK DRUG USERS!

  • hahah i tought that cop was running fast as shit damn

  • kill the meth, crack heads

  • he should have said you know what else will leave a bitter taste in his mouth is sucking dick in prison.

  • How much does Meth cost in America?

    For a point, gram, quarter, oz etc?

  • a gram is like 20 bucks in east tx but i hear its much more the further north u go.... not many people fuck with it in tx like they do in mississippi, alabama and tennesee... thats where all the meth junkies are : (

  • 20 bucks?? fuck me dead in aust its 100$ for a point and $500 for a gram!!!!

    all the ice junkies are real scum cunts but the dealers are loaded as

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  • this guy thinks hes so funny, i think he sounds like a fucking idiot

  • i feel bad for this guy actually, he did drugs, ok that was dumb, but he was cool about getting arrested, and he was almost honest.

  • if hes a first time offender maybe.... u looking at a lot more than three months 4 that shit... fuckin pigs

  • Nope, I'm with the cops on this. More power to them. Fuck drug users.

  • i know woody lives in and owns a deli in hooks, texas and i would be more than happy to consult with the texas rangers about his possible criminal activity, but i'm a little scared because woody always carries a 9mm with him, has an insane temper, is a cruel and vicious sociopath who tried to steal my dad's box trailer, and woody has talked brazenly about blowing a bullet hole in people's head's like it was just rawing off a log to him. i would appreciate some legal help.

  • I'm no lawyer, but I'll whip his ass or break his neck for a small fee.

  • this isn't exactly something i'm 100 percent bonified sure of; although i have enough suspicions to post this on youtube. a man named woody in hooks texas has a family that has told me they were driving across state lines to pick up a block and a half of marijuana. woody owns a deli shop, boasts about how he would like to shoot people with his 9mm, and has a bunch of great dane dogs i believe to tip him off about the cops. i think woody, woody's daughter jessa, and his son in law jason selling

  • Thanks for sharing,now go fuck yourself, narcdumbasswithnodick!

  • Yeah like candy !

  • ya me too. tastes like happy

  • mmm... i love meth

  • im sorry but this was boring

  • I think that cop's been taking too many donut breaks.

  • hey kids do meth its good and cheap. try it once .

  • Uh...are you being sarcastic or are you for real?

  • of course im being sarcastic u fuckin hay seed wtf is wrong with you

  • HEY HEY HEY!!! First of all, calm down! No need to be rude! I don't know you from Adam, but there are people who post comments like that who DEAD SERIOUS! They'll do anything to "share the high" and get other people, including kids to take that first hit, snort, whatever, and get them hooked on this crap! I live in MO,and right now we have the HIGHEST amount of meth labs in the country. Kids as young as 13 have been caught with it.

  • jaja funny

  • Can anyone tell me why an immigration and customs enforcement officer would just pull someone over like that? Was this likely near a border? Or do they just drive around like regular cops?

  • omfg, how can someone so fat be a police oficer???!!!! if there would hapen something extra, and he would have to run ? it would be what, almoust 10 meters ? :D

  • maybe his ginormous size is why he is a cop. He doesn't run.... He turns into the giant ball and rolls after them like in Indiana Jones. XD

  • free gifts?? yayayyyyyy... not

  • Kill all meth users.

  • nah...don't do that...just incarcerate them until the cows come home, the 12th of never or when hell freezes over.

  • the british voice over cracks me up

  • God are they fat.

  • Holy shit, do these cops ever heard of "gym" and "diet"?

  • @Cab0cl0

    no. that's why they are cops...

  • @Cab0cl0

    Yes,he may drink "diet" coke...

  • @Cab0cl0 or "meth"? ha ha

  • Some people just don't know when to decline to a police search....not that I condone meth use or anything, it's just that these guys are so stupid!

  • LOL the title is Crystal Meth arrest and u say u dont condone meth, but ur username is CrystalHunter XD. I find that kind of ironic in a funny way.

  • Ha ha ha, you're right! I hadn't thought about that....

  • LOL isn't Alister Stewart an ex drink driver?

  • Yeah, Alistair Stewart presents Police, Camera, Action in the UK and got caught Drink Driving... But still presents Police, Camera, Action lol

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  • no. 2, after you

  • 2nd clas....or what?

  • overclass

  • lol again great video :)

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