Funniest 911 Calls *Best Quality*

[TheRaecat25]

The lady who was locked in her car reminded me of a family guy episode where Peter was locked in his car and he is asking people on the street for help. I heard that if you call 911 and you are not in an emergency situation you get a fine or something.

[titoforeverbarca]

i fucking laughed with the turkey guy hahahha and the women that got locked up in her own car hahahahaha hilarious

[BaconNoob]

2:41

BBC One Introduction in a nutshell.

[ninendowii2000]

@100amirsaad is your name jesus christ if its not sit the hell down and stop trying to judge people the only man that has the power to judge is jesus christ

[ScreamoZombieAssasin]

1:22

Ah, the average dumb teenager Monday morning.

[NessaT89]

OMG!!!!! Than woman "locked" in her car!!!!! hahahaha!!!

[MsLilithJS]

If you're going to defend the United States by saying we're not all idiots, please use proper English to illustrate your point.

[SasquatchLegend]

@MsLilithJS lol I agree 102%

[beatallhalos]

the one with the woman locked in the car. Now look up FLuffeeTalks Woman Locked In Car

[SeeGabeGo]

"alright. later." hahahahahaha

[TheJmaster06]

k! I'm upset that the police did not care when she said "A guy is beating the other guy with a bat" She just said "A Movie?" C'mon!!

[lilcrazyaznboy]

lol.. ending was funny as fuck.. Imma call 911 right now..

[xSfilmsX]

lol

[nikeyw333]

lmfao

[rexx1234567]

OMG, LMFAO! This shit is too damn funny....all of it. Liked and added to

My "Double WTF" playlist.

[7megacowgirl]

the part witht he guy drivin in a circle and the movie one was the best lol just so funny

[nniicckk66006600]

Oh shit, I better call 911, cuz i just watched Scarface

[BigMuller09]

thumbs up if americans are the biggest idiots and cant handle the truth

[Sadowski40]

@BigMuller09 lol you've got so many negative votes your comment is hidden, that's ironic. Do us all a favor and stop being a racist bigot, thanks hon.

[BigMuller09]

@Sadowski40 i cant even find my comment so must of took you awile to find it let alone comment back xD

and its spelled *hun* anyway gg try rage at somebody else fail troll

[Sadowski40]

@BigMuller09 It's spelled "hon" as in short for "honey." FAIL

[BigMuller09]

@Sadowski40 no im sure its spelled "hun"

[BigMuller09]

@Sadowski40

1. hun

short for honey, an endearing term

eg- Hey hun, i missed you!

[Sadowski40]

@BigMuller09 The same site uses hon as an example for that sentence.

[blacktee31]

I'm trying to find the one where the guy calls saying "Help me! I'm about to change into a werewolf."

[sillyband1888]

The girl was locked IN her car!!! Lmfao

[Zairabelieber]

HAHA omg what a stupid people HAHA the girl that was locked in her car lmao!

[Lovinghappyhome1]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[KayVoorhees]

LOL I think my favourite is the last one.

[IrisKotoku]

@livvyzul There are stupid/cheap people everywhere.

America just has more of them. :D :D :D I can say that honestly - I live in America.

[JaredOhBrien]

LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[BigMuller09]

americans you dump people

now americans will troll me cause you americans have no life lol go on reply make my day

[blackout4491]

@BigMuller09 i'm American and i have a life. only the ones that do nothing but sit at their computer all day have no life.

[phxflyguy]

@BigMuller09 *dumb

[BigMuller09]

@phxflyguy dude is that all you do correct comments?

if so thats lame

[phxflyguy]

@BigMuller09 Nope. But when someone is stereotyping an entire nation and then mispells the word "dumb" I just can't help myself.

[BigMuller09]

@phxflyguy ok il leave you to it i know you must have your own problems

[phxflyguy]

@BigMuller09 As I'm sure you do as well.

[phxflyguy]

@BigMuller09 I think you might be Irish? I'm Irish too, btw. Just happen to be born and raised in the USA. The one thing you guys fail to understand is this country is full of all of you (no matter what your nationality is). You guys make fun of us because we supposedly only know what we see on TV or the Internet and then you turn around and make the same judgments against us because of what you see on TV and Internet. Interesting, no? If you're not Irish, I apologize for saying you were.

[BigMuller09]

@phxflyguy im irish born in ireland

your born in america yout american

proves a timeless sterotype :)

[phxflyguy]

@BigMuller09 So you're a hopeless drunk then? Explains why you can't spell worth shit.

[BigMuller09]

@phxflyguy i got the last laugh your comment isnt worth my time lol

goodbye american *waves

[phxflyguy]

@BigMuller09 Hey, at least I got you to reply four times. I guess neither one of us has a life. Later, Bog-trotter.

[BigMuller09]

@phxflyguy lol dude if you came to ireland youd be walking on glass its not all hills and small villages

[phxflyguy]

@BigMuller09 I've been to Ireland many times. It's pretty. I'm just guessing that you don't live in one of the pretty parts.

[BigMuller09]

@phxflyguy you mean you visited the fields where you claim you come from even doe your born in america and you are not irish?

[phxflyguy]

@BigMuller09 My grandparents decided to leave. Something about it being a hell-hole. I dunno.

[BigMuller09]

@phxflyguy you removed your comment woooooo your a gangster :L

ok will do bro enjoy your swim il go back to drinking and eating potatos ;)

[Nillakushfull]

"I got it from blockbusta" lol

[Pinina248]

Luv it :p

[aceflyer89]

Seriously how naive can people be?!

[mousey451]

2:39 got me the best lol

[SaiJ4You]

i like the car where shes locked in

[saywhat248]

whites americans... you make fun of blacks, hispanics, and asians but in all honesty you aren't any different.

[S13AR10AFan]

The first lady is so screechy, it's hilarious.

[michaelrey9515]

Lol dude not all americans r idiots just these ppl r really dumb

[cannotbfound]

I like the movie one

[komradhall]

americans are such idiots ...

[LongBeachPits562]

@komradhall It's the drugs.

[GunsNRoses1sthobo]

@komradhall shutup,what are you mexican

[JediDanD]

lol, woman must be Polish or something at the end watching the movie.

[SpikeDawg45]

@JediDanD Naw, she definately wasn't polish. It's a much different accent.

[alamakmatila]

2:21 is the best.... hahahaha

[DjPerryDay]

what the fuck! i thought the guy with the icy windshield was dumb but the last one about the movie got 1st place hahaha u fucking dumb americans!

[ilovebrandnewcarpets]

@DjPerryDay Fuck you you dirty Brit, give me your address and I'll mail you a toothbrush

[30985116]

Americans man........so stupid..........

[downthestreetteam]

@30985116 let's not bring countries into this... there's idiots everywhere.

[100amirsaad]

@downthestreetteam but most idiots live in america

hahaha

[G0th1cR0s3]

@100amirsaad

So... you're saying you live in America? Cause you seem like a pretty big idiot to me.

[100amirsaad]

@G0th1cR0s3

i do live in america and iv been living here for the past 4 years and am not an idiot cause am a high school student with 3.33 GPA and i got 6 dual credits so far and i get accepted in ASU not so far ago

so shut the shit hole in ur face and dont be a judgmental cockhead

[G0th1cR0s3]

@100amirsaad

Congrats on getting into ASU, a school with an acceptance rate of 90%. Such a wonderful victory for you. Now, I simply stated you were an idiot because you, yourself, decided to be a "judgmental cockhead." Also, you may have a 3.33 GPA but your atrocious grammar and sentence structure says otherwise.

[papillonluver1]

2:20 i just died laughing xD

[sokka454]

lol i was listening for bill o'reilly... well then 4 extra tickets for you

[damez123]

hahaha at the end that made me lmao!!

[DisneyChannelnews1]

Hahaha that is so funny

[Madsniper67]

Gay

[laurenblahblah8]

How I wish these were prank calls! This is even embarrassing to watch! xD aha

[Mwrestle1]

i called 911 once

[TheDaisydukes123]

this is Americans for ya....

[THE1V]

stupid Americans

[wadapakdawat0414]

I thought he was gonna 1:06-1:10 I thought he was gonna say "You are gonna rot in hell for donut-eating.." LOL. XD

[ilovemsnx]

0:21 sounds like louis griffin

[houbapl]

Only in America

[skullythebloger]

"I have nothing to get it off with"

Thats what she said

[MrGonzalezRudy]

what da fuck is wrong people making such stupid

calls

[milexmexicana99]

911?? IM LOCKED IN MY CAR!!! OK JUST PULL THE LOCK!!! OH IMSO EMBARRASED JAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!

[4543563]

2:38 fucking genius.

[salshasam]

991idontnowherethespacebuttoni­s!!!!

[22malibuHCO]

Caller My ipod wont turn on

Operator have you pressed the on button

Caller no i just stared at it and said turn on

operator well press the button with the power symbol

caller omg it worked

[MrTheludman]

Caller: ya i need you to come cause my game boy aint workin

Operator: okay what do you need

Caller: im not done playing Nemo

Operator: okay have you tried chargin it

Caller: man your a life saver thanks

Operator:son of a bi....

[Hangs up the phone]

[dexter111344]

The guy who went in a circle with the cops was a genius. He managed to lose one of the police cars.

[SezFromMalygos]

if youd call the german police with shit like that, theyd fuck you up! lol

[spazoid86]

This is not funny, This wastes vital 911 lines. Everyone who thumbs this up is an ass

[kobekeve]

@spazoid86 well then i guess im an ass

[LunatikTokyo]

Usually you get charged for making calls that are not important lol But those were FUNNY!!! 1:46 is the BEST one XD I cant BELIEVE theres people out there like that lawl!! XD

[monkeybone444]

I think I need to call 911 because I just pissed myself laughing.

[JackCoxx]

The third one with the Guy getting angry was hilarious.

[ThatGuyThatComments]

other than tha cops doing donuts, tha rest of it is fake..its on jay leno's show.cmon ingnorat people....this is 101% fake

[Xiia0Sn00pY]

2:47 haha! two u turns the cops still followed her alll the way!!! lol where is that from?

[purpledoginator]

donuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheTracyl33]

Ok, I admit it was a funny vid but come on now...what a serious missuse of the 911 line. geez someone was proberly getting murdered when these idiots were ringing up for this useless crap. Id wonder what it feel like 2 only use 2% of your brain..... :(

[DieselSmurf813]

Good Grief it is sad that there are people that are allowed to reproduce knowing they are this stupid.

[niquejoy]

i couldnt work as a 911 answer phone person because i would be falling out the chair laughing so hard with the dumb stupid calls

[Synicaalescape]

These are nothing but red-necks on crack! of course they are stupid, anybody in U.S thats Filipino, Black, German, Puerto Rican, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Canadian, Mexican, Indian, Indonesian, Australian, Brazillian, Cuban, Dominican, Albanian, Native American, Spaniards, Italian, Polish, Russian, Mongolian, European in general, Asian in general, are all normal people, Its red-necks who give us a bad name! FUCK YOU RED NECKS!!!!

[thematrix9852]

@Synicaalescape thats why us auzzys use a little but important thing called "brain" if you want, go ahead and leave usa because they really dont use it there to much.

[LunatikTokyo]

@Synicaalescape Woooooooooooow that quite a list!! lol

[Benben7891]

I LOLED SO HARD AT THE LAST ONE!

[Anyarya]

im locked in my car and my battery's shut down...LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO

[summercute101]

idiot

[aGothicFruitBat]

I cried I laughed so hard when she said, "Got it from blockbuster" xD

[mothafockha]

1:51 confirmn is a blonde girl

[CashMoney123123]

lmaoooo 2 U-turns and the cops styll followed

[44supernova]

i need to call 911 because i cant breath im laughing so hard!!

[IsponserYou3]

There this guy in the movie beating another guy with a bat fukin hilarious

[shotgunpi]

from this this is why they need to make a phone number kinda like 911 but made to help dumb dumbs like this :D or like a guide/escort to help people around the town or somtin

[HewieOfHG]

ahhhhh the stupididy from humans is hurting my brains should i call 911 LoL 

[CleansWithRag]

Stupid Americans.

[starletdempsy]

@CleansWithRag

There are people around the world who acts the same way.

[CleansWithRag]

@starletdempsy

Yeah... but only Americans would be stupid enough to call the cops.

[Synicaalescape]

@CleansWithRag Hey that means your stupid too, America is diverse and has people from YOUR country. hahahahah stupid foreigners.

[CleansWithRag]

@Synicaalescape

Here in Canada, we do something called "thinking". It helps us get out of situations like the ones in the video.

[CatMaster87932]

@CleansWithRag Look up "999 calls." It isn't just america with idiot police calls.

[CleansWithRag]

@CatMaster87932

You mean the one where a woman wants to call the Prime Minister?

[benisnobich]

omfg hhahhahha the best thing is that these r all adults...

[WeatherMondacicci]

With the cops going in a circle I want to know what the fuck the other people on the street were thinking/doing.

[nipponpaint99]

i told you that americans are stupid

[thetallgiant]

2:35 WIN!!!

[Phonosinnthese]

Hahahaha XD

[HollowAndi]

1:46

[stormchaser319]

2:24 was PRICELESS rofl lmao

[TMWarMoth]

man dispatchers all ways play it off so cool.

[eeveeluver2000]

Well my mom works at a hospital emergency department. And people call her for the most stupid things. She can't tell me most of them but she does tell me the stupid ones occasionally. Like how one person called to ask who she should call if she found out her neighbors were distributing child pornography.

[Playmeforit]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO the lady called about locking herself in her car hahahahaaahahhahahaahhahah, wtf is wrong with people??? as a kid this is why i always thot adults were fucking stupid for askin me to show them complete respect without them first doing something that is deserving of my respect without them respecting me first, because alot of adults are fucking retarded especially this generation

[426966]

all these people are retarded

[fumblebane]

"Yeah just pull it up baby" rofl

[Thecollegebeachboy]

@fumblebane lmfao

[gazzy11296]

YOU ARE A liar

[Andrewmcmelonse]

0:43 OMG thats a nice dispatcher

[jaysmalls1234]

the guy at 1:18 is so annoying trying to get someone to do something as simple as that and then being a prick about it -do it yourself jerk

[renaki]

what's up with the cops circling!?!?!? so funny!!!

[yemengirl4life]

lmao at 2:31 and the movie one looooooooooool

[andy8694861]

i love the movie one lol AKA the last one

[WAHMBAWM]

@ xxMMxKIDxx

If you're so intelligent and can speak 2 fluent languages, why can you not punctuate English properly? I do not mean this as an insult, but possibly a way to look back on your comments and realize your time spent insulting people, should be used to learn how to do the things you brag about.

[soundmonkey44]

People are F****** stupid!

[cretondude]

omfg the lady locked in herself in her car thats fucking amazing. that is family guy written all over it

[ford1979truck]

a ha ha Fucking lol

[AiCAP9289]

ahahaha did the cops really just went in a cirlce????!!!

[Brutananadilewski007]

Oooh, you are so damn intelligent b/c you use words like satiated & autochthonous! Im sure you looked up these words on google yourself. Wow, can you say those words in all the other languages you know too? If you dont want an argument then don't act like you are so smart (when your obviously not) & antagonize people by saying "I assume some people won't know the words I speak of, so go peruse them on google" Oh yes, please go "peruse" them. Im so smart I can use a thesaurus for the word examine

[huntxyzhd]

It's "You're"

[xxMMxKIDxx]

these people give the US a bad name. lol.

I'm totally satiated of the people affronting Americans on here, so please don't reply. I really am not in the mood for an argument. there are dumb people everywhere. saying dumb people are autochthonous to one country is fairly naive. (as I assume some people won't know some words I used, you can probably peruse them on google.) =)

[munky3691]

the one where the cars went in a circle in the intersection was HILARIOUS XDDD was was even funnier was the fact that the cops FOLLOWED it reminds me of lemmings...

[Austinchan077]

WEll not all americans are stupid jsut the redneck and hillbilly ones you know the ones that marry their cousins. lol

[xxMMxKIDxx]

It must take skillz to be this stupid

[FRIESHX]

omg make more videos this is so funny

[seeker724]

"Alright later..."

cool dude

[SUPREMEQUEEN09]

crank yankers better step up their game. if amitures and pull this shit then they should be way better.

now if you'll all excuse me I need to make a few phone calls...........aint I a stinker LOL

[nadeems]

Ice one might have been a prank?

[givemeafreak]

@myusernameistaken23 I'm pretty sure there are stupid people everywhere. I'm not bias as I am from the UK and I know lots of stupid people. Far from being funny... I find it very sad that these people are wasting valuable time for callers needing real help. Well done to the operators for keeping their cool though... I couldn't do it.

[worldslayer]

actually,3 of the calls were from canada.

[Marravilloza]

mm.. how do u know that? i used to live in the states and now i live in canada.. people in canada dont talk like that..

[KobeJames9876]

haha how come your channel says youre from the united states?

[Freewolf18]

... WE laugh at our stupidity.

[Marravilloza]

i agreee..! LOL

youtube DUMB AMERICANS.. wow amazing

[Fjorleif]

@Marravilloza There's dumb people in every country in large number, you stupid fuck.

[mrtk56]

Yes.

[myusernameistaken23]

Yes it does xxMMxKIDxx

[M4XC4V413R4]

im sorry, but nothing you said there proves you're smart at all, 90% of the people here know how to play an instrument, most 10 year olds already know French, English, German and Luxembourgish, many of those also know Portuguese.... so you just FAIL

[sosaidheather]

You know TWO languages? Wow! So does my 3 year old cousin. Half the country is bilingual, special one. I would be really impressed if you knew all the dialects of Chinese.

[xxMMxKIDxx]

@sosaidheather people like you really agitate me. you think that since you're on the internet, you can say whatever you want. this is why I hate youtube sometimes, the amount of ignorant people on here is astounding. and if you're dumb it would be pretty hard to be bilingual. that's the only reason I mentioned that. and I speak 2 languages fluently, and a 3rd one partially. so, ha. =P