I too wasted my youth pioneering! Thank GOD I went to college and got OUT!!!!!!! And what is with ding17dong??? Stop thinking u know everything about the JWs who DO INDEED use the term DF, because you DON"T and u NEVER WILL unless u cross them, or they molest u or 1 of your children... then u will see how they r!!! The internet is their downfall!!!
his new wife is a little bit younger than him - 19 xD
I actually had a CO tell me once how it was easy for an older brother to find a much younger wife (and thus why I should go to MTS and not get married young), because you could impress them with all your experience and knowledge of the world - he took his child-bride-to-be to Rome as she had never been there, BANG, a life of servitude following some old dude around awaits!
(but at least he stopped me marrying a J-dub, death sentence avoided)
I'll comment on this video since you sang a song that has stuck with me for 17 years now.(Life Without End at Last) You are actually a good actor and I can appreciate that since I've done a few commercials myself. I was also in Twilight; the first one for about 20 seconds playing catch while Bella talked to her mom on the phone. So all I really want to do is show you this Acts 5:33-39.
Partial vegetarian! That;s priceless....now that I think about it the Travailing Overseers do have the weirdest dietary restrictions. I wonder if a weird diet as a prerequisite.
Apostates like to say that the JW relgion is degrading to women and they have no options in Jehovah's organization, that's not true. A sister can be an elder's wife, a ministirial servant's wife, a presiding overseer's wife, a circuit overseer's wife, or a rank and file Witness's wife!
female witnesses can do quite a lot single in the organization. The organizations doctrine is edited by a group of people who operate on some antiquated social precedents in this rapidly modernizing world.
Don't get me wrong. I dated a chik JUST LIKE THIS while i was a witness. (actually i technically still am. just haven't heard back from the elders about my letter yet.) Its a pretty lame life compared to having a serious education and a meaningful career.
And, like a friend of my mother, and elder's wife can write all of the her husband's presentations, do all of his research, make sure his clothes are ready and take care of all the domestic needs (children, cleaning, cooking) while her husband spends his time off work in the bedroom masturbating compulsively.
I grew up a JW and will say I do not practice anymore. I did a search for Jehovah's Witnesses out of morbid curiousity and came across your clips. I think you are SO funny and it's like such an inside joke for former JW's. I am guessing you are a former JW too...and a great actress!
Good video. You once again hit the target dead on. I knew some JW women who acted like that. I had to keep taking a tylenol after rolling my eyes too much.
Elders work free in the organization and when they make even minor mistakes, then the circuit overseer kick their asses, it is an stupid organization where the governing body is cruel and ambitious
Funny & sad at the same time as I know so many of these characters personally. The shit people get themselves trapped into I'll never understand, especially when being free is an Elders letter away.
This is the video that introduced me to Kyria's work. I first thought to myself, "whoever this director/editor is, REALLY knows how to capture and convey the 'tude of this woman," to find out they are one and the same! Genius is a word I use very sparingly, not as a compliment, but as an adjective. It applies here.
WOW! I knew a thousand of these sisters!
pghdjmarty 8 months ago
I reckon Sarah Palin must be the wife of a ministerial servant
konspiracykid 10 months ago
He looks great for a guy in drag.
I think he's also faking his routine, never been JW really
Grrraig 10 months ago
I too wasted my youth pioneering! Thank GOD I went to college and got OUT!!!!!!! And what is with ding17dong??? Stop thinking u know everything about the JWs who DO INDEED use the term DF, because you DON"T and u NEVER WILL unless u cross them, or they molest u or 1 of your children... then u will see how they r!!! The internet is their downfall!!!
torinich1 10 months ago
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Priceless!
Back when Kerry Barber (Late of the GB) was a C.O., he was that fussy over food
MrOnzuka 1 year ago
Priceless!
Back when Kerry Barber (Late of the GB) was a C.O. he was that fussy over food
MrOnzuka 1 year ago
These are the funniest videos ever!! I see others are appreciating them too - well done. Oh, and thanx for the laughs.
guitarbastrd 1 year ago
his new wife is a little bit younger than him - 19 xD
I actually had a CO tell me once how it was easy for an older brother to find a much younger wife (and thus why I should go to MTS and not get married young), because you could impress them with all your experience and knowledge of the world - he took his child-bride-to-be to Rome as she had never been there, BANG, a life of servitude following some old dude around awaits!
(but at least he stopped me marrying a J-dub, death sentence avoided)
gorgobar 1 year ago
what are you doing? UR CRAZY! WHY ARE YOU LYING? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE TOTALLY NOT A WITNESSES AND WE DON'T USE THE WORD DF-ED.
ding17dong 1 year ago
lol Omg I remember being a pioneer LOL ack!! GAWD!! I wasted my teenage years in pioneering LOL!!!
oliviaswarden 1 year ago
you really have those JW on the carpet for something? Is it a secret?
GonzalesSpeDario 1 year ago
she's aka "Blanche the Jehova's witness"
Sparkym414 1 year ago
the idiot is trying to make a name for itself, shes got a book out yeah. ha ha very funny!
bluerok1 1 year ago
I like this one most! :):):)
Hyrshau 1 year ago
I like this one most!!! :):):)
Hyrshau 1 year ago
I'll comment on this video since you sang a song that has stuck with me for 17 years now.(Life Without End at Last) You are actually a good actor and I can appreciate that since I've done a few commercials myself. I was also in Twilight; the first one for about 20 seconds playing catch while Bella talked to her mom on the phone. So all I really want to do is show you this Acts 5:33-39.
ladivadivala 1 year ago
Partial vegetarian! That;s priceless....now that I think about it the Travailing Overseers do have the weirdest dietary restrictions. I wonder if a weird diet as a prerequisite.
NeuralSero 1 year ago
@NeuralSero Being weird IS the prerequisite.
Bear with me.
HeWhoIsIAm420 1 year ago
smoke`em if you got`em..LOL
clnmyjts 1 year ago
this is gawddamn hilarious. jehovah will kill the children!!
TheMastapeepants 2 years ago
LMAO! Sister...your singing voice truly brings praise to Jah!
um4real 2 years ago
That was great! I think she's briliant !
tvbabysitter 2 years ago
Apostates like to say that the JW relgion is degrading to women and they have no options in Jehovah's organization, that's not true. A sister can be an elder's wife, a ministirial servant's wife, a presiding overseer's wife, a circuit overseer's wife, or a rank and file Witness's wife!
tubian323 2 years ago 16
@tubian323 Hahahahahahaaaaaaa! So true!
cafegranizadoconmilo 1 year ago
@tubian323
female witnesses can do quite a lot single in the organization. The organizations doctrine is edited by a group of people who operate on some antiquated social precedents in this rapidly modernizing world.
Don't get me wrong. I dated a chik JUST LIKE THIS while i was a witness. (actually i technically still am. just haven't heard back from the elders about my letter yet.) Its a pretty lame life compared to having a serious education and a meaningful career.
BboyFranki3 1 year ago
@tubian323 LOL. Thanks to all the XJWs who favorited this so everybody could see how fucking out of touch this religion is.
EelSacul 1 year ago
@tubian323 lol
spazthebeatnik 11 months ago
@tubian323
And, like a friend of my mother, and elder's wife can write all of the her husband's presentations, do all of his research, make sure his clothes are ready and take care of all the domestic needs (children, cleaning, cooking) while her husband spends his time off work in the bedroom masturbating compulsively.
Di0genesus 5 months ago 2
I grew up a JW and will say I do not practice anymore. I did a search for Jehovah's Witnesses out of morbid curiousity and came across your clips. I think you are SO funny and it's like such an inside joke for former JW's. I am guessing you are a former JW too...and a great actress!
Macstheman78 2 years ago
Omg you are my hero. This concept is great.
Ribcagehacksaw 2 years ago
LMAO. Love it. Keep these up girl. I am ordering your book ASAP. :)
eugeniadenise 2 years ago
I keep coming back to this one. So funny because it is so accurate! Kyria's best character.
999Atwood 2 years ago
Good video. You once again hit the target dead on. I knew some JW women who acted like that. I had to keep taking a tylenol after rolling my eyes too much.
filmbuff98 2 years ago
You seem a great person - please exit the JW cult. It's a scam!
deadbug2u 2 years ago
She's just acting. She is making fun of Jehovah's Witnesses.
filmbuff98 2 years ago
your not much of a Jehovah's witness to talk about other's like like you did. what hapend to going to that person. shame on you.
JW
TheLady1945 2 years ago
YOU ARE SO FUNNY
dvmusick 2 years ago
Elders work free in the organization and when they make even minor mistakes, then the circuit overseer kick their asses, it is an stupid organization where the governing body is cruel and ambitious
51cacheton 2 years ago
I think you're my hero, Kyria. :D
readmedottext 2 years ago
Funny & sad at the same time as I know so many of these characters personally. The shit people get themselves trapped into I'll never understand, especially when being free is an Elders letter away.
999Atwood 2 years ago
"Oh you're going to watch 'baseball' again with the door locked. Ok then I'm going to drink 'coffee' while I prepare 'dinner'.
petehjr1 2 years ago
I think I got through seven of the videos before I realized you were the actress in every one. XD These are GREAT! I love them! :D
meiastar 2 years ago
Haha... Great!
stm345 2 years ago
You have JW women down to a T!!
jazzle34 2 years ago
My thoughts exactly!
Funny shit.
ah0386 2 years ago
lol, i just got done reading your book and decided to look you up on the internet. these videos are hilarious! How old are you now?
993770243 2 years ago
Not a day over 12 :)
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago 2
did I see you putting booze in your coffee at the end of the video? now THAT'S my kind of witness lol!
kayfish13 2 years ago
Nice pickup on the "famous cartoon character once said"...they hate to actually say the name of anything "worldly".
Book - ordered.
superpunk84 2 years ago
I'm buying your book right now because of these videos! I'm DF'd 6 years ago and I knew so many of these character types. You're brilliant!
cire000 2 years ago
This is the video that introduced me to Kyria's work. I first thought to myself, "whoever this director/editor is, REALLY knows how to capture and convey the 'tude of this woman," to find out they are one and the same! Genius is a word I use very sparingly, not as a compliment, but as an adjective. It applies here.
characouture 2 years ago
Why isn't my dinner ready? lol
GreatGizaGODof1914 2 years ago
LOL, she looks like a lot of fun. I've got to get this book. Good thing Lucious pointed it out or I might have missed it.
anzwertree 2 years ago
Neurotic MS wife....hmm...can't remember too many of those. In fact, I can only think of one who was like that, except the husband wasn't an MS yet.
JBSauce 2 years ago
Perhaps I should make her a wannabe Ministerial Servant's wife. Good point.
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago