chhlima...if he stuck the wrench up is ass...the wrench would disappear...you have to thinks..this is one big asshole for posting this video with this title..
Oh shit where did my last comment go, I just said First Jet fighter=German if not russian because russians=in the lead with jet technology before WWII.
Lol, we even invented your country as well as most everything else in the known world. Besides, we don't all speak like that. Rule Britannia. I agree though, tis a stupid video.
IF IT WASNT FOR THE U.S... EVRYTHING THAT WE C, EXPERIENCE,HAVE, THE HOL SHEBANG OF THIS UNIVERSE INCLUDING ITS NATIONS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN CREATED NOR INVENTED.
EVEN THE CLOTHES U WEAR LIQUIDS U DRINK ETC!.....THINK OF IT!..... DOES "LEVIS" AND COKA COLA / PEPSI RING THE BELL?.
Lmfao - everything in the universe......... from a nation just over 200 years old! Just what would we do without Levis and Pepsi, lol? Britain had a textile industry 1000 years ago and we were brewing ale to drink at solar temples we built 4000 yrs ago. Which nations have been invented by the US - since 1776, cos you hadn't been invented before that? Oh well, a brief history lesson for you there.
CONTINUED..... BRITAIN SHOULD GIVE THANKS TO AMERICA ...DURING THE WARS ENGLAND CREATED, DUE TO WESTMINSTER SYSTEM THE POMS COULD NOT MAKE ANYTHING AS THER WAS 2 MANY PENPUSHERS / FINGERPOINTERS THAT DID NUFFING AND THAT LED TO NO EQUIPTMENT.....BRITAIN THEN "BEGGED" AMERICA TO GIVE EQUIPTMENT TO SAVE HER RRRRRRSSSSS......OH", I CAN RECALL BRITAIN JUST PAID AMERICA BACK FOR FUNDS LOANED TO FIGHT IN NEPOLIANIC WARS, THE SUM WAS OVER A TRILLION OR SO...."GOD HAS TRULY BLEED AMERICA!", NOT BRITAIN.
Both World Wars were created by European nations other than Britain. We just had to fight them, often alone for a good while before anyone else, including America, ever lent a hand. And you wouldn't have done that if there weren't a strategic and economic advantage for you to do so. Britain might have begged America for equipment eventually, hardly surprising being a tiny island alone against all Europe. A trillion dollars didn't exist in the world in Napoleonic times.
The sum of a trillion dollars is only because of interest applied continually. Some friend eh. We'll loan you the gear, you pay us back at premium rates. Nice one Uncle Sam. Besides, Geo Washington gave Napoleon himself over 2 million dollars in gold (that would be a trillion these days) to wage war all over Europe. I thought God might come into it sooner rather than later and no suprise it's in the same sentence as money. Ever heard of the jet engine btw? Who invented?
@WG1807 Despite my last comment I am still on your side, I just felt I needed to pint out the truth, still, no offence to you or your country, WG 1807, to @conmanumber1, all due disrespect! Realise my statement did nothing for your argument! IT was indeed a Brit who first thought of it, the German Just thought of it later on his own, and the Russians, well I don't know too much about that, just that they were in the lead. Where was America's contribution!?!
Thanks yes. I'm not against America, much less American people...... erm, including the Indians. The American Constitution is one of the greatest documents ever written, by founding fathers who were truly great men and who had seen the problems in Europe that became corrupted over centuries. It's a pity America doesn't have Jeffersons and Washingtons these days, they and we might be much better off.
Oh and I was also thinking just the other day. We in Britain have pieces of glass that are older then the USA. Damn, we even have cricket bats that are older too. How's that for some history? Lol.
@WG1807 i think everyone needs to stop having the argument of "UK vs US" because they're both so much alike culturally, demographically, and politically.
You need to do some history. Britain was an important part of the Roman Empire and integrated with Roman culture at a time when the Danes and co could barely rub 2 sticks together to make fire. How is it that these cultures weren't eating rotting meat also if this was the case before Westinghouse and America? Britain and indeed Europe didn't trade with Asia until the 17th century, long after the Danes. Anyway, we had ice houses and stores long before America was invented.
WTF YOU FUCKING BASTARD I WILL KILL YOU YOUR MOTHER, FATHER, SISTER BROTHER, AND YOUR GRANDPA, GRANDMA, YOUR CAT, DOG AND YOUR BOSS, YOUR DENTIST, BANKER , DOCTOR, AND BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE DIGG A BIG HOLE FILL IT UP WITH SHIT AND THEN DETONATE A NUKE IN IT
Again I just wasted a minute of my life watching some gay boys attempt at humour...it's a wonder he didn't have his rubber fist on the counter top instead of a pipe wrench. But i bet that has a name too,like roger or cecil or maybe Allblack front row forward. Right?
hahahahahaha ted crusty is awesome i luv his videos..... who the frick dares to think hes a retard and theses videos are dumb???!?!!? ya we know that he didnt really turn into a toll but its funny so shut the fooey up!!!!!!!!!!!
and 2nd.....if you think that i was looking for this video.....you have no clue tis what i was looking for...so thats another thing....dont reply to a comment when you have no idea what your talking about =)
STUDIOS696....you waisted even more time replying to a comment that was commented a month ago.....so you waisted 14 seconds of your worthless life......
I'm sick of hearing the Oh boohoo I wasted 14 seconds of my life give them back... You wasted even more time replying, and for fucks sake you are on youtube looking for horrific tool accidents. You're already wasting your life away go outside and do something constructive you whinny lil shit!
These are honestly some of the funniest videos I've seen in months.
bullethead2202 3 months ago
WTF is this?? Harry potter at home?
UpcomingJedi 4 months ago
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what a fucking idiot!
cw3849 4 months ago
chhlima...if he stuck the wrench up is ass...the wrench would disappear...you have to thinks..this is one big asshole for posting this video with this title..
hansfordelena 5 months ago
tool sucks
Iamcola65 6 months ago
Ha?
TheTwoRandoms 6 months ago
660 people aren't British. XD
pageygeeza 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, some people don't get british humour
Digadogup 6 months ago
Wow. So apparently, 647 people wanted to see somebody get mutilated by a wrench...YOU SICK BASTARDS.
Bloodhound3323 7 months ago 7
@Bloodhound3323 duuuh
chavez4564 5 days ago
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Hardy har har!
donnyp1966 7 months ago
thumbs up if you flagged SPAM > MISLEADING TEXT
Steph6n 7 months ago
@Steph6n The text was not misleading. He called him a tool by an accident. Thus, making this a tool accident.
Bloodhound3323 7 months ago
@Bloodhound3323 ...but it's not 'horrific'... if he had said, "oh it's a horrific mess, you're such a tool" I might have laughed
Steph6n 7 months ago
15 seconds of my life wasted
44209david 7 months ago
@44209david
really? well it seems that you've had your sense of humour surgically removed.
Madgegames 7 months ago
@Madgegames
Well no clearly your a bit stupid it seams 642 others would agree to me
44209david 7 months ago
TW@
smokin2007 7 months ago
It like he has no friend :(
Saltiag0 8 months ago
ha! the best 15 second video ive ever seen. Fair play m8!
Dougiespud89 9 months ago
wtf!
warlocks970 9 months ago
UR ALOSER
edo0101 9 months ago
@edo0101 What's "ALOSER" precious, eh? What's "ALOSER"?!
LANX93 2 weeks ago
Joe is a tool? No...
EliteZ96 9 months ago
Oh shit where did my last comment go, I just said First Jet fighter=German if not russian because russians=in the lead with jet technology before WWII.
MasterofPuppets352 10 months ago
This is so stupid its funny.
LaceHearts 10 months ago
socijalno
BANANAENDMANDARINA 10 months ago
that funny mate wtf going on down hear tho V
ricwool 11 months ago
Steady on old chap !!
donkey2lathe 11 months ago
British faggots....
2fastinthepast 11 months ago
you're a horrific tool accident
Justin14100 11 months ago
Did this video make it to the top ten dumbest things on the net?
Lakeworthslim 1 year ago
Ahh, the good ol' British sense of humor, NOT !
pveg65 1 year ago
STUPID POMMY ACCENTS, WHY DO POMS HAVE TO HAVE SUCH SCHITT ACCENTS....COMPARED TO AMERICANS.
U.S INDUSTRY RULES!...PHUCK THE UGLY POMS1
conmanumber1 1 year ago
@conmanumber1
Funny you should say that ,old chap .when i went to the states ,my accent got me into plenty of yank pussy .!!
donkey2lathe 11 months ago
@donkey2lathe
"CATS" !...DID THEY CLAW YA?
conmanumber1 11 months ago
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WG1807 11 months ago
@conmanumber1
Lol, we even invented your country as well as most everything else in the known world. Besides, we don't all speak like that. Rule Britannia. I agree though, tis a stupid video.
WG1807 11 months ago
@WG1807
SORRY IM GONNR CORRECT U M8T.
IF IT WASNT FOR THE U.S... EVRYTHING THAT WE C, EXPERIENCE,HAVE, THE HOL SHEBANG OF THIS UNIVERSE INCLUDING ITS NATIONS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN CREATED NOR INVENTED.
EVEN THE CLOTHES U WEAR LIQUIDS U DRINK ETC!.....THINK OF IT!..... DOES "LEVIS" AND COKA COLA / PEPSI RING THE BELL?.
conmanumber1 11 months ago
@conmanumber1
Lmfao - everything in the universe......... from a nation just over 200 years old! Just what would we do without Levis and Pepsi, lol? Britain had a textile industry 1000 years ago and we were brewing ale to drink at solar temples we built 4000 yrs ago. Which nations have been invented by the US - since 1776, cos you hadn't been invented before that? Oh well, a brief history lesson for you there.
WG1807 11 months ago
@WG1807
HI AGAIN, BRITAIN WAS VERY PRIMATIVE UNTIL THE DANES AND THE SCOTS INVADED THE PLACE THEN NOT TO MENTION THE IRISH AND FRENCH THAT HAD A GO.
ALL THOSE CULTURES IMPROVED THE FOOD U PEOPLE 8T WHICH WAS ROTTEN MEAT DISGUISED BY SPICES IMPORTED VIA ASIA.
OH!, THEN THE AMERICAN "WESTINGHOUSE" COMPANY INVENTED REFRIGERATION TO IMPROVE THE KEEPING QUALITIES OF BRITHSH MEAT.
conmanumber1 11 months ago
CONTINUED..... BRITAIN SHOULD GIVE THANKS TO AMERICA ...DURING THE WARS ENGLAND CREATED, DUE TO WESTMINSTER SYSTEM THE POMS COULD NOT MAKE ANYTHING AS THER WAS 2 MANY PENPUSHERS / FINGERPOINTERS THAT DID NUFFING AND THAT LED TO NO EQUIPTMENT.....BRITAIN THEN "BEGGED" AMERICA TO GIVE EQUIPTMENT TO SAVE HER RRRRRRSSSSS......OH", I CAN RECALL BRITAIN JUST PAID AMERICA BACK FOR FUNDS LOANED TO FIGHT IN NEPOLIANIC WARS, THE SUM WAS OVER A TRILLION OR SO...."GOD HAS TRULY BLEED AMERICA!", NOT BRITAIN.
conmanumber1 11 months ago
@conmanumber1
Both World Wars were created by European nations other than Britain. We just had to fight them, often alone for a good while before anyone else, including America, ever lent a hand. And you wouldn't have done that if there weren't a strategic and economic advantage for you to do so. Britain might have begged America for equipment eventually, hardly surprising being a tiny island alone against all Europe. A trillion dollars didn't exist in the world in Napoleonic times.
WG1807 11 months ago
@conmanumber1
The sum of a trillion dollars is only because of interest applied continually. Some friend eh. We'll loan you the gear, you pay us back at premium rates. Nice one Uncle Sam. Besides, Geo Washington gave Napoleon himself over 2 million dollars in gold (that would be a trillion these days) to wage war all over Europe. I thought God might come into it sooner rather than later and no suprise it's in the same sentence as money. Ever heard of the jet engine btw? Who invented?
WG1807 11 months ago
@WG1807 Please marry me.
Jasonater1 10 months ago
@WG1807 Despite my last comment I am still on your side, I just felt I needed to pint out the truth, still, no offence to you or your country, WG 1807, to @conmanumber1, all due disrespect! Realise my statement did nothing for your argument! IT was indeed a Brit who first thought of it, the German Just thought of it later on his own, and the Russians, well I don't know too much about that, just that they were in the lead. Where was America's contribution!?!
MasterofPuppets352 10 months ago
@MasterofPuppets352
Thanks yes. I'm not against America, much less American people...... erm, including the Indians. The American Constitution is one of the greatest documents ever written, by founding fathers who were truly great men and who had seen the problems in Europe that became corrupted over centuries. It's a pity America doesn't have Jeffersons and Washingtons these days, they and we might be much better off.
WG1807 9 months ago
@MasterofPuppets352
Oh and I was also thinking just the other day. We in Britain have pieces of glass that are older then the USA. Damn, we even have cricket bats that are older too. How's that for some history? Lol.
WG1807 9 months ago
@WG1807 i think everyone needs to stop having the argument of "UK vs US" because they're both so much alike culturally, demographically, and politically.
tehscrubshow 8 months ago 2
@conmanumber1
You need to do some history. Britain was an important part of the Roman Empire and integrated with Roman culture at a time when the Danes and co could barely rub 2 sticks together to make fire. How is it that these cultures weren't eating rotting meat also if this was the case before Westinghouse and America? Britain and indeed Europe didn't trade with Asia until the 17th century, long after the Danes. Anyway, we had ice houses and stores long before America was invented.
WG1807 11 months ago
Wtf did i just wached?
broetchenmampfer 1 year ago
@broetchenmampfer a guy who got turned in to a tool
mattstorm360 1 year ago
ey dont listen 2 those guys ur freakine funny but this 1 kinda ruin it
hotdogman211 1 year ago
gay
partyb0Ost 1 year ago
FAGGOT
versatileification 1 year ago
stupit mother fucker
solodeneza 1 year ago
You fuckin dick
ripsawful 1 year ago
could people like @HondaEPHatch stop being so desperate asking for thumbs up?!
luzzlouis 1 year ago
WHAT A WASTE OF TIME YOU BITCH
MICKIN310 1 year ago
LOL
HordeFTW44 1 year ago
thumbs up if you want this asshole's account frozen for wasting bandwidth and further slowing down youtube
HondaEPHatch 1 year ago
Dont you have anything better to do with your time than to make shit like this !
sneakystaffie 1 year ago
@sneakystaffie
in Swiss german language, mostly popular by teenagers, ther is a word called HOBBYLOS , withch means that you don't have a hobby
filuwies 1 year ago
WTF YOU FUCKING BASTARD I WILL KILL YOU YOUR MOTHER, FATHER, SISTER BROTHER, AND YOUR GRANDPA, GRANDMA, YOUR CAT, DOG AND YOUR BOSS, YOUR DENTIST, BANKER , DOCTOR, AND BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE DIGG A BIG HOLE FILL IT UP WITH SHIT AND THEN DETONATE A NUKE IN IT
surplusdriller 1 year ago
@surplusdriller your mature
64manxman 1 year ago
anything with horrific means the title is total bullshit as to what is actually in the video.
hvguy 1 year ago
another stupid post. Waste of time
boaterbil 1 year ago
Worst Video Ever!!! your definitely a English tool!!!
dcflysrc 1 year ago
@dcflysrc NO YOU (literally)
Rayquaza911 1 year ago
LMAO
mhand108 1 year ago
I liked the part at 0:15
qweer999999999 1 year ago
@qweer999999999 cunt.
verbioo 3 months ago
so moving (see what a did there? pair a shifters, movin, aye)
siddallservices 1 year ago
the person who made this is a tool,
TheRipcord66 1 year ago
fag
interplexer 1 year ago
Am I the only person who laughed at this?
BurnZeZ 1 year ago
i loled so hard!
guzsaj 1 year ago
Why is this featured? And why can't I get my comment read back to me? I want to know if I sound like a moron...
mrTheHud 1 year ago
Stupid post !!!
boaterbil 1 year ago
CREEP!
mrepugnant 1 year ago 2
This is SO lame! -100 stars!
TheOfficialDivo28 1 year ago
Ajajaj, dog verktyget?
integrex35 2 years ago
Comment removed
thodkats 2 years ago
@thodkats
yet you commented on his video, therefore wasting more of your time. :|
BluntAnim 2 years ago
you got a prob with that ?
Achillesweden 2 years ago
@Achillesweden
nope, but you just wasted more of your "precious" life time commenting to my comment.
silly billy.
BluntAnim 2 years ago 2
Then don't watch it 4 times.
H3nkk 2 years ago
Nibble MY tool, Guv...
LongIslandEddie 2 years ago
Tool!
OregonDARRYL 2 years ago
Hhahahhahahhah hahhaha !
BabyMesoxD 2 years ago
I didn't MEAN it!!
KayteeBlue 2 years ago
Dude u r halarious I love ur ideas and u seem very bright ;-)
chihuahua103 2 years ago
fuck up
mants1986 2 years ago
I see what you did there
MrVulgaris 2 years ago
why don't you stick this wrench in your ass ???
CHHLIMA 2 years ago 14
@ CHHLIMA
lmao!
bigbzon 2 years ago
I fart in your general direction.
jsnsykes 2 years ago 74
@jsnsykes
Ha Ha Ha!!!!!
and so would Peter Sellers!!!
Made me chortle!!
aflatminor 1 year ago
time waisters like you should be benned from poasting y tool
dannytobi 1 year ago
he is such a GANDU AND Bocha man
nash2021 2 years ago
innit what a pudu
chainsawz 2 years ago
Joe is such a tool, only to be found as a PIPE WRENCH!
Catergory5Hurricane 2 years ago
lol
Lorro100 2 years ago
hes a genius =D
brokenblade45 2 years ago
who's this hes guy you are talking about?
goodflo911 2 years ago
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c o r n y lol
EyeforaeyeRS 2 years ago
ok, this one is genius.
clayodog40 2 years ago
Your such a tool! LoL
Bidmartinlo 2 years ago
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fuckin' wanker
makross2 2 years ago
Joe is such a bellend
yakker21 2 years ago
Che, qué mierda es esto! No se entiede pajero.
monjanerviosa77 2 years ago
miericon
sbdrbd90 2 years ago
Peter puffer, your vid sucks!
FedReserv 2 years ago 2
lollllll...you are amazing...fuck these haters..keep em coming
miraan786 2 years ago 5
Doofus
Get a Life you Turkey.
Go back to sleeping on your Mom's couch in the basement
Go Play in Traffic
MotoGuzzi7 2 years ago
YOU used up perfectly good bandwidth 4 this?!
YOU should be shot!
jmh11962 2 years ago
your not funny at all
Jeremyelement 2 years ago
This video is lamb.
alanboling 2 years ago
Joe is such a tool....
Xddcy1 2 years ago 3
roflmao
Polterguist666 2 years ago
you need help (not whith the videos )
i mean mental help
downIoder 2 years ago
lmao!
Yuugoo123 2 years ago
There was No NOOOO at then end :(
JonathanChace 2 years ago
brit gay
rodstartube 2 years ago
chile gay.
BlackbookGuru 2 years ago
fuck you prick
TedCrusty rules
joep45621 2 years ago 39
@joep45621 wow that was a waste of 15 seconds of my life ted crusty is lame ass! It makes me hate english people even more.
furburger27 1 year ago
@joep45621 ted crusty sucks like a burst porthole in a spaceship.
jonnyzz139 8 months ago
omg soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!
jaggerlover1 2 years ago
Again I just wasted a minute of my life watching some gay boys attempt at humour...it's a wonder he didn't have his rubber fist on the counter top instead of a pipe wrench. But i bet that has a name too,like roger or cecil or maybe Allblack front row forward. Right?
Mercmad 2 years ago 3
Why did you waste time typing.
I for one, actually like his videos.
They are so weird ! :L
HeyItsAiden 2 years ago
armour. humour.
greenbrad182 2 years ago
dont watch these vids if u dont like em everyone finds them funny
chid1993 2 years ago
hahahahahaha ted crusty is awesome i luv his videos..... who the frick dares to think hes a retard and theses videos are dumb???!?!!? ya we know that he didnt really turn into a toll but its funny so shut the fooey up!!!!!!!!!!!
hotgirlz2233 2 years ago
lmfoa
moko1101 2 years ago
tool is right!
GT03235 3 years ago
LOL
tbenefi33 3 years ago
eww
jeremecohen 3 years ago
Stupid, and i didn't get it at first, but funny as hell!
mihek 3 years ago
meh. you leave me with a sense of ennui predated only by my lack of vocal chords and a functional sense of humour.
nathanbayleywright 3 years ago
Shit but funny
YTargain 3 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOL
666aceofbase 3 years ago
what the fuck is this...made me laugh tho
lotsakids1 3 years ago 5
fucking muppet don't waste our time with that shit
edwardwoodwoodwould 3 years ago
LOSER & JACKASS
redbone311 3 years ago
hahaha, i did not see that coming at all.
yusufer5000 3 years ago
shit
sneeren 3 years ago
Your such a tool!, oh no, joe I didnt mean it
GoryGoat123 3 years ago 4
Joe =(
monkiball 3 years ago
All the other people that don't like this can stfu, they don't have a sense of humor at all. Keep makin' these, Ted! They're awesome!
LetalisInsurgo 3 years ago 5
Have you ever considered the fact that you are a tool?
0BloodSugarSexMagik0 3 years ago
Utter rubbish mate
Jonniespeed 3 years ago
hahaha
viktor0590 3 years ago
non sense... fuck you..
xedricvinuya 3 years ago
nonsense.. fuck you...
xedricvinuya 3 years ago
fuck you )~ ~ ~ ~
chilepeper1 3 years ago
hahaha, nice one!
isctony 3 years ago 2
Haha, that was awesome. Ted rocks!
ParnvoL 3 years ago
Lol! I fucking love these videos, have seen almost all of them! Great :)
kiiputti 3 years ago
XD
joe your such a tool
T3hFly1ngCh1mpmunk 3 years ago
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ur so mental kid
hollisterlaguna8 3 years ago
studios why do u reply and watch it
masterrunners 3 years ago
Hahaha xD
hattemaker 3 years ago
you should not say things you don't mean lol
jamiewebbervideos 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
and 2nd.....if you think that i was looking for this video.....you have no clue tis what i was looking for...so thats another thing....dont reply to a comment when you have no idea what your talking about =)
guitarmaonkey 3 years ago
ummmm ok you sent me a message to come look at this comment, i looked hooray have a nice day... wierdo
studios696 3 years ago
STUDIOS696....you waisted even more time replying to a comment that was commented a month ago.....so you waisted 14 seconds of your worthless life......
guitarmaonkey 3 years ago
i didnt mean it!!!!lol!
battlefield2modcheck 3 years ago
lol i get it XD
DMWILY 3 years ago
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i waisted 14 seconds of my life watching this
guitarmaonkey 3 years ago
I'm sick of hearing the Oh boohoo I wasted 14 seconds of my life give them back... You wasted even more time replying, and for fucks sake you are on youtube looking for horrific tool accidents. You're already wasting your life away go outside and do something constructive you whinny lil shit!
studios696 3 years ago 7
best reply ever studios696
mysteryman05 3 years ago 2
-.-
Kilen81 4 years ago
whatever
kiko21pt 4 years ago
AHAHAAH Somehow I've missed seeing this one until now. PURE UNADULTERATED BRILLIANCE!!!!!!!!111
chupacabraattack 4 years ago
Thant Ted Crusty has mysterious powers... Just dont get on the wrong side of him.
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