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  • is this a joke lol

  • Maybe this Add Jobs bill will help, I don't know, like most members of congress I haven't read it!

  • i agree, the only reason illegal immigrants are able to take our jobs is because they are illegal and therefore can be exploited for cheaper labor. Its rely a paradox when dumb rednecks say to kick the immigrants out, what they should rely do is raise the minimum wage for immigrants so that employers will be more prone to hiring original US citizens. screw it, i think we should just legalize pot then all get high and invent a magical eight ball to replace voting in congress.

  • @ghty102 how do you raise minimum wage for illegal immigrants? You are aware that the fact that they are illegal is what makes their wage exploitable right? Also, its spelled "really"

  • @SlamburglarWSU you misread the 7 month old comment. what i intended to imply was that it would be ideal to raise minimum wage across the board because the root of the problem could be traced back to the exploitation of illegal immigrants. and if you read on you could probably also get the implication that i was not entirely sober. what i meant was that if these jobs offered higher pay, then maybe people smart enough to form unions would try to hold one. Also, it's spelled "it's". grammar nazi:)

  • I'm always amazed at how much balls Colbert has. Even though he's in a room full of serious people, and barely anyone's laughing at his jokes, he still stays in character the whole time.

  • i love this guys sense of humor

  • Stephen Colbert really hit the spot. Americans need to open their eyes, start working in the fields and take the jobs of the illegals. But of course Americans are not going to do this. And if that's the case, then STOP saying kick all illegals out. US AMERICANS NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT FIRST, and THAT IS TAKING THE JOBS THAT ILLEGALS R DOING STAND UP FOR THIS COUNTRY THEN, IF NOT QUIT YOUR FUCKING WHINING & LIVE A FREEEEE LIFE.

  • i hateeeee how serious the politiciand are, god damn live it up a little!

  • I don't know, like most members of congress, I haven't read it. It's funny because it's true.

  • Do you not get it?! Americans will not do this work, they are too pampered and privileged. If you really are against immigration, start doing that work, otherwise you are just being hypocritical.

  • 3/3 C SPAN “Black Republican Forum” Session 2 (begin at 11:30) West said one of the 1986 caveats was to secure our borders, enforcement our laws, but we’re still talking about new amnesty like DREAM Act. We can’t allow local cities to make sanctuary cities policies, because they will bring our inner city turf wars to epic proportions by bringing in the drug cartel and Columbian gangs. (Mexican Gangs don’t recognize our borders established by the Treaty of Guadalupe)

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    Allen West 2012

  • 2/3 In November 2010, the unemployment rate was 9.8% with 15.1 million unemployed. (15.1 million/9.8%) = 154 million are able to work in the workforce. 11,941,812 (or 11.9 million) skilled jobs provided to illegal immigrants. GOOGLE “illegal immigration counters”, the 15.1 million unemployed could take the 11.9 million available jobs. The unemployment rate could be reduced to 2.1% {{15.1-11.9)/154}

  • 1/3 Immigrationcounters com 97% illegal immigrants are from Mexico. Illegalimmigrationstatistics org $1117 - The average amount you and your family paid in taxes this year to support illegals. 51% - The percentage of Mexican immigrant households that use at least one major welfare program. 28% use more than one.

  • latin brides so sexy **busizz4me.info**

  • politicians have no sense of humor. colbert is a fuckin genious comedian, and they wouldnt even smile 

  • the rep were posting the first part of that spech every wear about he dont want the veges picked by a mexican and servand by a brizzelen or what ever making him look like a racest and i thought he was a dick i barrely found out that it was stephen that sad it and it was a joke fuck the midia and making people look like idonts

  • @TheMartinez08 wut?

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  • Stephen Colbert for World Leader!

  • the guy with the glasses is hot

  • @Freenetnow  It's true....he is not funny. The whole committee thing completely flopped and was an embarrassment to Colbert and his worshippers.

  • @catndryer im not embarassed

  • He's so awesome!

  • Stephen Colbert is a genius and my hero!

  • 4:30 Get off your cell phone a person is actually speaking sense in congress, we have a once in a life time event happening right in front of you. Pay attention.

  • what a d-bag, yawn at his jokes and his shows... so tacky.

  • @0186179821 his show is not only amazing and hilarious which like 90% of people think so its true. ya. ya. ya. ya. stop. no. ok. no. stop. ya. ok.

  • yesh!!!

  • look at their faces.. it looks like he stucked something up their ass

  • @Dictator300 Let me ask you something, you fuckwit. Did you do any prior research before posting such an intellectually riveting comment? My guess is no. Why don't you prove me wrong?

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  • Colbert's taken a rap for his impersonations but if you watch the whole of his Opening Remarks to Congress and his testimony to the House Judiciary Panel you will see the big picture including how a visa program for farm workers could end up raising farm worker wages and to a level that American's might consider taking on this work. The issues are not simple and are not understood in one minute or less sound bites.

  • Wow lots of tension! A recent study by the UNiversity of California demonstrates that Hispanics and immigrants are the groups that take the least from their local and federal government. They do send remittences to their countries. Nevertheless they pump a lot of money into the economy. They all do contribute to their federal and local taxes. They all pay sales tax, and those with tin numbers can't get receive income taxes, so it's free money for the government.

  • @eviert please do not make hispanic synonymous with immigrant.

  • @eviert Buying into that liberal flawed report? They send almost everything they make across the border.What help is that for us. .What is "alot " of money being "pumped" into our economy?

  • Natygoly you are an ignorant radical left wing fool!! You might want to get your head out of your ass before you sit down and break your neck. Who ever gave you an economics degree is clearly not suited to be teaching. it is very troubling to think that our education dollars are going to idiots like you.

  • ho ho ho....what a fucking waste of tax payer money. Our government needs to gets it's puerile fucking head out of it's fucking asshole!

  • tough crowd!

  • dont the people behind him know that he's telling jokes?

  • @KobraCola they weren't funny!

  • @PatricksTime are you serious? some of the things he said were hilarious. do you not have a sense of humor...?

  • i like deisel electric engines. when i want to say something, i can't.

  • i like deisel electric engines.

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  • rushlimpbag is first to pick appart theses dummies.

  • comedy is the narrative of a population.

  • Only people who get their news from Comedy Central support Democratic Party. And let's face it, there is a lot of them.

    If only Republican party did a better job explaining in very, very simple terms what they are about maybe we could avoid the mess we are in today.

  • Why is one of the judges using a cellphone while colbert speaks?

  • I wish they would learn to com here legally and stop disrupting our economy. Humanitarian rights are one thing and im for that, but im just saying we as american citizens could not immigrate anywhere else like the way mexican citizens do. there money usually dose not go to support the american economy the way it should it goes right to mexico. Im glad it has been said in a comediac classy manner.

  • @aesthetichero How do illegal immigrants affect the economy, on the contrary they benefit the economy. If they came legally it would be worst. Why do you think the Republicans and Democrats refuse to do something about the illegal immigration problem? Learn something about economy and the American immigration laws before making such an ignorant comment. Saying the money these people make doesn't support the American economy only shows your ignorance.

  • @natygoly illegals affect the economy!!! think of all the kids in public schools, hospital visits, state and local resources that are used funded by tax payers which illegals don't pay into! many of these same illegals are on welfare, disability and have public housing...obama's aunt is a perfect example! most hard working illegals send much of their paychecks back to mexico. how do they benefit the economy and how do you justify the treatment of illegals? and what makes you an economist?

  • @PatricksTime First of all, they cannot get welfare if they are illegals. What about the money they saved to their employers? The majority do pay taxes in a way or another. They helped the consumer because of their cheap labor, do you think if farmers were paying more for legal workers the cost of food wouldn't go up? And what makes me an economist is my degree. This is only a few examples of the way they benefit the economy. Learn about the subject before talking.

  • @doublenono88 Yeah I know a couple, including myself. I am against illegal immigration, but I realize that not everyone can immigrate legally like some of my relatives who cant get visas because they dont make enough money or own property. (note: I am not trying to justify illegal immigration =) )

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  • Very funny and well said! No human is illegal! Congress must wake up and pass a just and comprehensive immigration reform. Listening to the crazy right wing KKK Teabeggars will make sure the GOP becomes extinct in 20 yrs. (wrong side of history and demographics; Billy Bob is losing the numbers game).

    Oh, the GOP did kill the Dream act last week. Vote your interests in November!

  • I'm disturbed by the woman looking at her phone during his testimony. Is she tweeting? or taking a picture? or...

  • I like how half the people are like "Wait, am I allowed to laugh?"

  • @runinstyledotcome no, Colbert is TOO GOOD to become president. Once someone becomes president they seem to lose their power and perspective, as if they become trapped in a box of bullshit.

  • @poodlegirl4848 heeey...sarah palin was for vice why cant colbert??? id be like that movie with robin williams only that in it he became president....but then again Ronald Reagen was an actor before soooooo......

  • @poodlegirl4848 That's why the country needs someone like Colbert to break that box of bullshit.

  • @poodlegirl4848 wow, i don't think it could've been said any better.

  • You know what really pisses me off, when i see a bunch of mexicans holding a sign that says "we are america". When really they are a bunch of illegals that WE are paying for.

  • @Jthebig90 lol How do you know that they are Mexican? maybe they are Hispanic American Citizens. BTW you know what pisses me off? Lazy people oh and long lines at Wal-Mart. Not revelant though =P

  • People with Irish last names piss me off! Not cause their Irish but because they complain about immigrants and their family probably came here on a boat in the 1930's. America and North America alike was built on immigration. Who cares if you are white or brown. We just need to think carefully about selective breeding and even genetic cloning. We need to clone more Brad Pitt's, Will Smith's and hell even Jennifer Lopez...No shittin...

  • Colbert's correct about issuing more temp visas for ag workers.

    But, that's a problem since 40% of all the illegal aliens here didn't sneak in, but had visas & simply refuse to ever go back home.

    By law, every temp ag worker MUST be sponsored & provided living conditions most often much better than those at home, adding HUGE expense.

    All 9-11 hijackers had visas. None complied with laws that would have stopped them.

    Law like AZ's SB-1070 can fix visa overstays but Obama is fighting it!

  • yea whats up with that Americans complaining about immigrants? they are like they are TAKING OUR JOBS!!!! OUR JOBSS!!! so when they are asked will you do that job then?(work on a farm) they are like "uuh hell no" so you want an easy affordable job and you complain about immigrants those guys at least work an do not complain if you really wanted to feed your family you would do the same as them and WORK but nooo you rather complain ....and then humanity goes back to square one.....

  • @daft9punk That's the point I bring up every time as well.

  • @daft9punk Complaints about losing our jobs is created by the increase in the outsourcing of labor, not necessarily illegals coming into America. Complaints against illegals derive from safety and other issues.

  • Ironic that more useful information on farm labor comes from a comedian than from politicians or news journalists.

  • @Aristotle2000 Pew research consistently show that people who watch Colbert/Stewart are more informed about current events/ history/politics than other "news" outlets (as in outlet malls...) You have to have a certain threshold level of knowledge to understand the satire. But good on him for drawing so much attention to this issue. Look at all the press it's getting

  • what a legend

  • stiff crowd eh?

  • "banana congress texter" 4:30

  • this guy is a joke,an unfunny joke at that.no wonder nothing gets done in politics with assholes like this being allowed to speak on capitol hill.this is why america is on the downward slope and getting worse every day....good luck to you all,you`ll need it.

  • @WinstonThirstkill

    This is how discussions in congress work. There is more to this testimony than whats shown on the surface. Hes mocking the system and creating a Filibuster parody that entertains and teaches at the same time.

    Quote:

    "No wonder nothing gets done in politics with assholes like this being allowed to speak on capitol hill." You'll be happy to know that people like Colbert don't usually do this, nothing gets done in congress because of politicians who really don't care for ya

  • @WinstonThirstkill Actually, it's satire. From your comment, I doubt you actually got the message he was nailing at. If you did, then prove me wrong.

  • @WinstonThirstkill Nothing gets done because Republicans are being bitches and Democrats are being bitches. Maybe if bitches like you would knock that the fuck off then shit would get done. But unfortunately there are too many bitches in this country.

  • @paljim24 I noticed, what a rude bitch. Maybe if she payed attention something might get done out there in Washington.

  • MA NIGGA !!! Go Colbert he's fully mocking this anti-immigration campaign, he just the expands their ignorance to humerous levels.

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  • lol immigrants.

    The distinction only exists when you consider yourself a member of a country.

    There's no difference between an american picking veggies or a mexican, only who their taxes go to.

    Pointing government guns at people doesn't solve anything, only makes it much much worse.

  • wow, what the f*ck is wrong with Congress? This is a serious matter and tehy bring a jokester who worked on a farm for 1.5 days? Like hes an expert? Just how lazy and stupid are these kids in Congress. Kudos to Conyers for calling him out

  • @dezznutz1001

    he was 1 of 14 Americans who participated in the take our jobs campaign. it seems that no one wanted those jobs

  • I like Colbert, I enjoy his satire and have been a fan of his sketch comedy in the past, but this strikes me as strained and cheap, helping to blur the line between comedy and government. Congressional hearings are srs bzns, and should be mocked from outside, not from within.

  • hahaha colbert is the fucking man even if he is trying to have me and my family kicked out of the U.S.

  • Anyone who thinks we should grant amnesty to all illegals just because some of them pick fuckin' beans is a goddamn RETARD.

  • @JimboVids If that is the only point that you got out of this whole video then I think YOU are the retard here...

  • I love that he is simply too smart for the congresspeople to "get it". Same for most of the reporters. One guy asks him after "how do you feel about making light of serious topics". Idiot, that's what he does. He makes serious points with sarcasm and satire. He's making more sense than anyone in congress.

  • That was the first plausible argument on immigration I've heard yet.

  • isn't it amazying how completely un-funny colbert and stewart sound without the standard comedy central "canned" laughter soundtrack. just a couple of morons.

  • @catndryer no I wasn't aware of the laughter from the "live studio audience" making it more less pertinent . All Praise to the writers at Comedy Central and Stewart/Colbert for the great show.

  • @Infloresence That is not a "live" studio audience. It is a gay studio audience....completely in denial about all reality.

  • @catndryer Chili Bowl is from texas and south of the border not from mexico...... but come on you wouldnt say something dumb on the internet without checking your facts now will you.....arrghh!

  • @daft9punk  punk....you were in the "special" classes...weren't you...:)

  • Why?

  • awesome.

  • What ashame congress has become.

  • @levy1223 you must be new here.

  • Stephen Colbert is AMAZING!!!

  • Great way to for Congress to get this issue on the minds of the American People. That shows how much power the Celebrities have in this country. You might be pro or against immigrant workers, but Colbert did it graciously and very smart!!!

  • @paljim24 Was she supposed to take this insult to this country and taxpayer money seriously?

  • @Freenetnow So Obama saying they're keeping the Bush cuts for people earning under 250k doesn't count then? What's being proposed is supposedly only raising taxes for the top 3% of income-earners. I'm open to valid references stating that I'm wrong.

    I never said employment wasn't high. I just said some of the actions taken during the recession prevented it from blowing out even higher (speculated, of course).

    Comedians can have a valid message too.And much easy to listen to than people yelling.

  • Attacking Colbert is one thing (you don't have to like his style, sure) but just adding as an aside "and by the way, this administration is screwing America over" sounds to me like it's being read from a Fox News script is all.

  • @Freenetnow The "unemployment at record highs" & "taxes are going up" just seemed like classic remarks to stick on the end of any criticism of left-of-centre views. The taxes argument has far more to it than just "going up" (1stly because the plan for them to go up was set by the previous admin, and 2ndly that they're planning to extent tax cuts for those who need them to get by),& (admittedly depending on whose research you look @) the unemployment is bad but well could have been far worse.

  • @Freenetnow Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there. Do some research from somewhere other than Fox News and come back later eh?

  • @Freenetnow Are you proud being part of a political party that seeks to exploit migrant farm workers for cheap labor so commercial farmers can get rich by having them perform strenuous labor in dangerous conditions?

  • @Freenetnow How did you like it when the Republicans brought Sesame Street's Elmo before Congress?

  • @mj30202 they have have , its Nacy Pelois!!!!

  • Many a truth told in jest--I think Stephen C. And his writers are the Mark Twain, Ambrose Bierce & H. L.Mencken of our times.

  • This is an insult. We have a Congress and an Administration that thumbs its nose at the Constitution and makes a mockery of Congressional proceedings in this manner. All that Congress and this Administration want to do is laugh at the American people, and when that is not enough, they will bring in Colbert, I am certain at the taxpayers' expense, to poke fun at the American people and then laugh at him.

  • @mccabedoug Hey McMegaDoucheBag, are you saying that his satirical commentary did not raise any legitimate poignant points about how commercial farmers exploit immigrant workers for profit? And then you assert "they will bring in Colbert, I am certain at the taxpayers expense" Apparently you utilize the same fact checking methodology that Fox News does... you make sh!t up and assert it with "certainty" when it is a lie. Colbert paid for all of his own expenses to appear, and it was informative.

  • @mj30202 Not in congress!! Informative you say? Typical moron comedy channel watcher comment...

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    @cragsdale44

    @cragsdale44

    You look to Fox Fake News as balanced coverage and you consider Colbert an idiot? I bet you think corporations are out for your best interest.. It is illegal for publicly traded companies to care about people.

    If immigrants are given citizenship then corporations cant exploit the workers. Corporations/Republicans want to keep immigrants in their countries so they can exploit them there.

  • Thank you for wasting hundreds of thousands of our taxpayer Dollars you moron. Am sure the idiots who watch that program have no clue how much money we wasted on this joke....Congress made itself look so stupid today.

  • @osallent Relax dickhole it's an issue that needs to be discussed, and a blatant joke is better than the really unfunny joke that your ilk has been playing on America for the last 2 years!

  • @osallent Hey fool, where were "hundreds of thousands of dollars" wasted here? Colbert paid all of his own expenses to appear. However, that much was indeed wasted every time Bush used Air Force One to take his numerous vacations. When he flew unnecessarily to showboat and sign the foolish Terry Schiavo bill. You clearly don't have a clue. What was the money you imagine spent on? It's sad that thousands of taxpayer dollars were wasted on your public education. Colbert raised our awareness today.

  • @mj30202 Get a grip !!! What about all the obamas vacations? Who is paying for that,you clown? You really do not have a clue on federal expenditures. Colbert is funny, but not in Congress. It was a rather lame attempt to get his point across.Kind of like your point (what ever that is). Stick to the comedy channel for your laughs and News!!

  • @mj30202 mhhhhmm. i'll drink to that one.

  • black lady texting @ 4:31, dam this government, and the elected officials, dam this is important yet you have to remember you friend that you can't go to bingo night tonight

  • "I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan, and served by a Venezuelan, in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian" --- EPIC!!!!

  • the funny man comedy hour act completely tarnished his serious and valid points, its congress not the apollo......colbert was just a ploy to get coverage, those stupid crusty congressmen/woman didnt give 2 shits about what he was saying and apparently the american ppl for that matter..........america's in dire straits

  • @TheEmcee1 Colbert's intentionally funny and brilliant satire shed light on how ridiculous the "border security" policies being pushed for by the Republicans are. When people like Sara Palin are unintentionally hilarious... that tarnishes everything her and her cohorts stand for (as if the substance of such could be further denigrated on the merits).

  • @mj30202 your a regular fucking comedy channel idiot. Go play in the street will you?

  • @mj30202 Only thing funny today, is your comments! Your a funnier than Colbert! A real Joke!! Have you appeared before congress yet?

  • Stephen Colbert is the man

  • @Tmathh GAY!!!!!

  • @mediaphotographer alright?

  • @Tmathh OK?

  • This is what our country has came to? Thank the democrats for this idiot show. Buy the way, Where is that moron Al Frankin?

  • @mediaphotographer IF you are calling someone a moron, you should maybe check your spelling.

  • @mediaphotographer I guess you didn't get it. You couldn't comprehend the point. how come they didn't request that stuttering druggie Rush Limbaugh make an appearance?

  • @mj30202 He's not on the Comedy channel ! And the point is???? Let me help you, there is not point for this in congress period.

  • @mediaphotographer If you hate this so much why do you bother even watching the video? Are you dense or something? Why don't you go follow around some celebrities taking pictures of them mr. "media photographer"

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  • @moronreos123 I do not hate. dislike yes. I do not care for the vid.. It is disturbing to me. No little boy, I am not a paparazzi! But . I do photograph famous people.

  • @mediaphotographer Good for you. OMG colbert spoke for 6 minutes in congress. With all this lost time, how are they ever going to catch up? Why do you keep bringing up peoples ages? Just because you are older than somebody doesn't mean that you're smarter, unless it's a little kid. That's some 3rd grade "my mom said" bullshit. Why did you bother responding to my comment again? Did you really need a response?

  • @moronreos123 because your a idiot, no reply needed

  • @mediaphotographer Because your're* an* idiot.  Who's the idiot now? I'm done, but feel free to post another comment further proving your stupidity.

  • @moroneos123, I though you were 'done' " in your last comment.? Typical loud mouth, always got to have last word in!

  • Goes to show how this phony bombs without an audience full of mindless shills who will laugh at anything from farts to nut shots. Doesn't he remind you of that nasty person at school who gets off on belittling other people? If you think what he had to say was clever, incisive or worthy of anything more than an embarrassed chuckle, please accept my sympathy for your loss in the gene pool lottery.

    This was bad manners without a hint of anything clever.

  • @Observer585 You probably don't even understand how your entire post implodes with hypocrisy. You belittle him and all that agree with him, while failing to realize he is doing this to raise awareness of those who are exploited by commercial farmers... people who literally risk their lives... so we can have cheap produce. At the hearing they discussed how produce pickers work hours in the hot sun without adequate water and die of heat stroke. That is why Colbert did this. Hello, shitforbrains?

  • @mj30202 Blaaaa Blaaaaaaa Blaaaaaaaa!! So concerned, you got pick fruit then. Better ye,t you can pick my nose.

  • I think Capitol Hill...

    (puts on sunglasses)

    ...just got trolled.

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

  • For all you people shouting 'hypocracy'... He did this for free.

  • @ManticoreFire you thinks its free to open the doors of congress and hold these hearings...dumbass!

  • @PatricksTime I never said it was free, troll. I said that he paid for it himself.