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  • here's a pickle

    XD

  • Boxing Day is a public holiday in the UK. People think its because thats the day we put our presents in the boxes. Its actually because Dec 26th was when churches traditionally opened their alms boxes for the poor. Hope this helps!

  • That was hilarious XD

    I'm sick of all the political correctness too. So many people are always "offended" by anything. If you're "offended" by someone simply saying Merry Christmas, then that's your problem. Don't expect others to care or stop saying it.

    I love that Brad is open about him being a Christian and that he doesn't use profanity or sexual jokes. So refreshing :)

  • if people trick or treated randomly on any day of the year, then you ALWAYS have to have candy ready LOL!

  • lol happpy boxing day

  • you know what I just realized? People dress up very demonic-like during Halloween, yet nobody makes a fuss about that. If you're an atheist, and you're offended that I claim CHRIST's name, then you should be offended that somebody wants to be more like SATAN as well. Both are Biblical beings! The devil is as real as God.

  • @Triggerblame dude thats so weird now that you mention it lol. i gotta use that some day god bless you man

  • @ninjacayden thanks for the encouragement dude! god bless you too

  • lol no trick no treat

  • Don't believe in God or Jesus Leave us 

  • if you don't want to be a christian don't be american

  • p1"happy holidays" p2"which one ?"

  • Amen to saying Merry Christmas!! And the quote about how we have Christians being killed in China (& other countries) for having just ONE page of the Bible, and we are afraid to say Merry Christmas or even God Bless you!....we need to realize that if we don't stand up for our Right to use our "freedom of speech" then we WILL lose it! I encourage you to stand up for what Blesses the Lord....instead of being P.C.

  • This is why it should be CHRISTmas.

  • Thank you. Nice channel.

  • AMEN ... this is so funny ... and true MERRY CHRISTMAS to all Jesus Loves you

  • @KayWal1981 you to!

  • @314violin  Thanks you :) Big Smile

  • Happy Saturnalia, one of the many celebrations/traditions that was taken from pre-xian belief systems & changed to fit with a decision by the church to place the birth of christ at the solstice.

  • 5:27 - his face is outrageously funny!!!

  • christmas santa clause

  • MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

  • MERRY CHRISTMAS! I WANNA SAY IT TO THE RAFTERS!

  • MERRY CHRISTmas!

  • ...hence no treat. lol.

  • OOOOH! Do you believe in love? xD That cracked me up like crazy!!!

  • "Oh, you got me. Here's a pickle."

  • this is so true..i was in chior 4 or 5 yrs ago and for the winter concert we sang the most wonderful time of the year. guess what line we changed. thats right. instead of saying "christmases long long ago"...we replaced it with holidays. still makes me sick >:( But then I listen to brad stine or tim hawkins and feel better!

  • Merry CHRISTmas!!!!!!! :)

  • I think it's odd that even though America is more religious then Canada, I've never had the Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays issue where I live.

  • Although I love Frank King, I think I actually love Brad Stine more. He talks more about his Faith, but is SO dang funny as well. Plus there are more video of his to enjoy too. He's absolutely terrific in my book!

  • "Peace on Earth, Good Will toward Men, and BOO!"

  • "Here's a pickle." Lol!

  • LMAO Boxing day ftw XD

  • Boxing day......what? haha

  • 0_0 ooooh, do you believe in LOVE?

  • Keep on keeping on Brad I love you!

  • As a christian you should not force religion upon amyone. Let your life in Christ shine. People will see your peace through that and may ask you how you are at peace with things. Then you share Christ with them. If they choose to follow or not you still did your job of telling them about Christ

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  • "So you're offended that I am forcing my religion down your throat? Well, then I am offended!" Epic fail.

  • ya i said CHRIST

  • merry CHRISTmas

    deal with it

  • *Oooo* Doyoubelieveinlove? o.O

  • So bible thumping Dennis Leary wannabe?

  • @vampswagen It's amazing to me that because someone has the guts to profess what they believe makes them a Bible thumper (even though there is no Bible thumping here) and those who oppose the Bible get to impose their beliefs on others and nobody says anything. Hmm...

  • Not that funny. Joke lifter.

  • @EverEvolvingApe Do you understand anything of what he said?........

  • 1:05

  • MERRY CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSS

  • Ok you got me here's a pickle... :D :D

  • Im still growing up with Christmas Break & Easter:P they put Spring & Winter on the school calendar but we dont say that(: The awesomness of living in the bible belt(:

  • i was born on a very happy boxing day

  • It's trick OR treat, not trick AND treat... It does work the way it was supposed to. It's either you get tricked OR you give a treat. You didn't get tricked, therefore you get a treat.

  • 1:05 ROFL!!!!!!!

  • Wasn't Halloween a Christian holiday? Just a thought... :o

  • @FemaleQuillTip No, actually Halloween's origins are mostly pagan (googled it: there was a Catholic holiday that influenced it, but mostly pagan holidays). Now it is true that the event that got the Reformation going (Martin Luther nailing his 95 Theses to the door of the Catholic church) happened on October 31, but that is not related to Halloween.

  • @FemaleQuillTip It's actually a mockery of All Hallows Day or All Saints Day. All Hallows Eve = Halloween.

  • 'O__O you got me. here's a pickle' XD that's hilarious XP

  • I'm an atheist, but some of this stuff is still funny.

  • When he was talking about the Atheist's holiday, I thought he was going to mention April Fool's.

  • @BingtheLizard Yeah me too, since: "The fool says in his heart there is no God." (excerpts from Psalm 14:1 and 53:1)

  • This dude is the best!

  • Amen, Brad, preach it bro. In fact, public schools were created solely to teach kids the Bible!!!!!

  • This guy is the best. I might have to go through every single video and watch this guy.

  • Well said pal , a big amen from Scotland , and ChibiSoma ya foulmouthed reprobate…MERRY CHRISTMAS !

  • Sooooo true!!!!

  • "Happy Holidays" doesn' include everyone because of the time it's said. I mean think about it! The only time anyone says it is around Christmastime and the only holidays to celebrate at that time are Christmas and Honakkuh. So we are really saying "Happy Jewish/Christian Holidays!"

  • @ChibiSoma Merry Christmas in July. Have a blessed day.

  • It never offended me when people said merry christmas to me and I'm not christian. lol I'm not a wuss who takes that personally. but I do like happy holidays better because it includes everything (kwaanza christmas haanuka and sometimes ramadan) Its more inclusive and i think representive of America's culture. Were not all WASPs, we're a melting pot of different races, cultures, and religions and I'm glad our national holidays represent that

  • 0:57 i went on the roflcopter for the last 4 mins because of this xD

  • he is exactly right when i went to school we used to have Christmas break until it offened some parentrs I think and my school had to change it so we didnt get in legal trouble all I wanted to tell them was hey you dont like but we do  so leave us be please

  • MONKEY WRENCH!!!!!

  • @1:05 Hahaha

  • Actually.. the founding fathers said this land is perfect, if only we didnt have religion to mess it up.

  • I would have guessed 15 people got a pickle...

  • This guy is truly sick. You can say that the pilgrims at Plymouth were Christian, but to say that "Christianity was the belief system of 99.9% of the founding fathers" is a boldface lie. Brad needs college. And this garbage about people wanting to destroy Christmas is an invention of you people in the religious right. So just keep spouting your garbage, Brad. I'll continue to say Merry Christmas, and you can continue to make people want to run me off the road for having an Obama sticker.

  • @mraindog81 if he bothers you so much then why do you watch him?

  • @Tabi921 I'll never make that mistake again.

  • @mraindog81 Really? I've seen your comments on a couple of this guy's videos. All the same "he's sick..." etc.

    You seem to be just trolling his clips, saying how much he sucks on every one.

  • @mraindog81

    No the whole getting rid of Christmas is true. I worked in a preschool and winter comes around we couldn't have a single Christmas book. Any other winter holiday we had several books for and could talk about them all we wanted but Christmas was never allowed to be mentioned.

  • Boxing day is like an England holiday where you pack up something you got crom christmas and give it away...... i think, almost sure.

  • My absolute favorite comedian ever. I agree with EVERYTHING he says. God Bless you my brother!

  • "oooh do you believe in love?"

  • I actually did go trick or treating in like August.. hahah

  • 1:07 = head crab lol!

  • I miss religion in american society like i miss the small pox

  • Still hilarious

  • Hilarious =D

  • 2:33 - 2:43 amen.

  • I don't think he is funny.

    Isn't a Christian stand up comic something of an oxymoron?

  • @daro2096 ...no. what makes you say that?

  • @daro2096

    Ya because Christians don't laugh, or have no sense of humor right??

    Take off the oxy, and just stick with moron, because that's how much of a closed and simple minded person you really are.

    So much for the tolerant left.

  • @EchoMike03

    I forgive you.

  • @daro2096 so being christian automatically makes a person unfunny???ok...

    lols

  • LMFAO . this is embarrassing .

  • @IceMakesYouMelt - God chose to have a bunch of humans write his book to prove and impossible truth. God created the heavens and the earth and he created humans too. He chose to have humans write this over hundereds of thousands of years to prove His existence. All those people with no way of communication all wrote a part of the Bible and it all lined up!! thats so cool to me! that he uses PEOPLE to carry out HIS work. amazing stuff there.

  • @chrissariah1234 but um...it doesnt really match up. which is why constantine had the council of nicea organize and edit all the documents about jesus and combined it with the Torah. there are a lot of gospels regarding jesus that were left out

  • @spilledinsanity - haha it takes a lot more balls because you know, in the end, who will regret their discisions and who will stand at the right hand of the Almighty. and don't say there is no end. have you seen the status of egypt? not fun bro. it's ligning up and i pray that you reconsider your veiws before it's too late.

  • there's something about a religious standup thats so ..... pussy... This world was better off with Bill Hicks and George Carlin..

  • @AllWalksofLife Look, You can just say you don't like him. The world is better off without horrible insults and cusswords.

  • the exact mindset of christians "you wont even say merry christmas?! Their cowrdice amazes me" Oh because the creator of the entire universe actually cares if we say merry christmas, on a day not even close to his birth. Psh. Theyre using peoples will power against them by calling them cowards and making them feel "strong" for believing in god. Lolk. Well ill tell you it takes a lot more balls to not believe in god in this country...

  • @spilledinsanity does it really?i tell you it isnt the belief part or the lack of belief part thats difficult...its what you do with that belief,or lack thereof that becomes the hard part.and there will always be people who look down on you either way.neither is harder or easier-until the people around you decide youre wrong...

  • the 14 ppl who disliked this video NEED TO PUT A HELMET ON

  • Do rightwing Christians not get the difference between "comedian" and "ranting, ignorant theocrat"?

  • @MrFarcry1966 - About as much as leftwing atheists know the difference between "scientific theory" and "hate-mongering, despicable diatribe..."

  • Did he pay people to come to this? This is a terrible comedian

  • @MarlingTheDruid - Don't like it? Don't watch it.  Not rocket science...

  • "You can't be sarcastic without offending anybody" - George Carlin

  • shite

  • The Bible is constantly being authenticated, every time they make a new archeological discovery of something right where the Bible said it would be. The "real fairytale" is Darwin's theory of evolution which has never been authenticated and never will be because it is, plainly and simply, a lie!

  • @Meelzdiva But Atheists don't believe in the devil either. And by the way, wouldn't that make almost everybody in America a devil worshiper. You mean to tell me that there are no Christians that celebrate the "Devil's holiday".

  • WHAT??? Halloween is the atheist's holiday? WTF??? Anybody want to explain that to me?

  • @sugarcane48 Since Atheists don't believe in God, and since Holloween is considered the Devil's holiday, that's why it's the Athiest holiday

  • @sugarcane48 I thought it was Pagan.

  • 12 people need to put a helmet on

  • Kind of disturbing this guy looks like dennis leary and sounds like the late george carlin in his delivery. hmm.. any ways Merry (Mythical Messiah)mas

  • Halloween is actually a religious holiday found on the Christian calender

  • of cous theres proof its called the holy bible and all u athiest who read this listen up God is real read the bible

  • @MultiMasterjake I agree with you you're right because I'm christian too, but u wanna hear something funny and also stupid, They're are some people who believe that God exists, which he does, but they think that bible times are just fairytales. Can you imagine that? I'm thinking to myself if it weren't for bible times, we wouldn't even exist.

  • @Meelzdiva haha darn how could the bible be a fairy tale some people are just plain weird

  • @MultiMasterjake Yeah, right. If this 'God' person you speak of ever existed, (s)he probably wouldn't have needed a bunch of humans to write her/his holy book :|

    Why must people always force their opinions upon everyone else? Can't you just accept that not everyone shares your point of view?

    And learn to spell, child.

  • @IceMakesYouMelt Not everyone, necessarily, shares your point of view, yet, here you are giving us your opinion.

  • @tabooman Yerp. 'cause I felt like it. I'm a hypocrite, but at least I admit it.

  • @IceMakesYouMelt You know what I enjoy about being a Christian? I find that everyone, including Christians, are hypocrites. Phillipians 3:23 says "All man sins, and fall short of the glory of God." I know, I'm a sinner, and I know that no man is perfect. I don't deserve anything that God has given me, yet he's blessed me enough to give it to me. Honest truth.

  • @tabooman And the quran, i'm pretty sure, says almost the exact same thing. Anyways, what's in the bible is fine, it carries a good message. I suppose it's the way people interpret it that's the problem. But as long as you don't go about blowing yourself and other people up in the name of your god, I don't care what your holy book says. No offense meant.

    As long as you don't whip your religion out in public and try to shove it down other people's throats, I'm happy. sorry 'bout making a scene.

  • 99% percent of the founding fathers were Christian? wow this guy is bad at history, that or math one of the two.

  • @Chibet1 ...debating with creationists on the topic of evolution is

    like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over and then craps on

    the board, and then flies back to its flock to claim victory.

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  • @Chibet1 ...dinosaurs were wiped off the face of the earth 65 million years ago.....man evolved from apes about 2 million years ago....any archeologist claiming they found human fossils and dinosaur footprints is a quack and delusional bc man and dinosaurs did not exist together.

  • @Chibet1 ....do u also think planet earth is 6,000 yrs old and dinosaurs were on noah's ark ?

    what religion our founding fathers practiced does not matter......they believed in separation of church and state.....do u know what that means ??

  • 1:05

    how does he make that sound it's hilarious!!!

  • the constitution and the ten commandments have nothing in common......one forbids double jeopardy and allows for freedom of speech...the other forbids taking the lords name in vain and forbids adultery.

  • this one of the most unfunny comedy bits i have ever watched....anyone that pays $3 to see this guy tell "jokes" is a fool.

    the inspiration a person gets from reading the bible depends on the ignorance of the person who reads it.

    god did not create man.....man created god.

  • Hahahaha i have 3 of this guys DVDs he's hilarious XD

  • I needed this today!!! Thanks

    Awesome stuff!!!!!!!!!!

  • Halloween was set up by the Catholic Church to offset a pagan holiday, just like Christmas was. No where in the Bible are Christians commanded to celebrate Christ's birth. But we are commanded to celebrate his death/resurrection.

    So technically. Christmas and Halloween should be on the same level of Holidayness and Good Friday and Easter should be higher up. :)

  • This is great!

  • @Kristhehistorian

    Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin were Deists. All the rest were Christian. And even those 2 went to church sometimes.

  • this guy on stage is ofending.

  • @Ramonbautistar why?

  • @Ramonbautistar Amen. Let's do some offending!

  • @Perktube1 yeah what ever!!

  • What a fuckwit!!

  • loser its a comedy who cares about facts

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  • funny how he says halloween is flawed holiday when in fact christmas is just as flawed. shepards don't tend their flocks in the dead of winter. jesus could not have been born on dec. 25th.

  • @dan290397 we do not know when jesus was actualy born, but we can still celebrate christmas in dec.

  • @88hipy true, and i do.

  • @dan290397 Um your statement is flawed. No one knows when he was born exactly. The date (Dec. 25) was selected by a church in Rome in the early 4th century.

    Get your facts straight before you speak.

  • @myheartakes88 i knew that. they chose that date to coincide with some pegan festival to more easily convert them to christianity.

  • @dan290397

    These shepards were in the the middle east, though.

  • @dan290397 who tends them? That is news to all the farmers who have to go each and every day to feed, water and move their herds. As one of them, I thank you for speaking on that which you have no knowledge.

  • @kimzonline personally, i don't know. however, i watched a program about the life of jesus christ on the history channel. i believe the archeologists who looked into his life would have a pretty good idea though. i appreciate that you are farmer now. 2000 years ago, things may have been done different. i'm over this topic. people have faith and i respect that, my faith is elsewhere. sorry i said anything, i just don't like some of the things this comedian is saying.

  • i find it really stupid that people get offended by people saying merry Christmas when it IS Christmas! If you want to say happy Hanuka (sorry my spelling is crap) or happy Kwanzaa, that's fine but don't get offended over a word!

    and the whole thing about separation of church and state, look at England around the founding of America and you'll see why founding fathers wanted to keep the state out of the church.

  • ahaha 8 people missed the 'Like' button.. :[ poor things.

  • lol PUT A HELMET ON!!!!

  • Amen... This guy is awesome! 

  • this guy is a joke

  • @crankylobster put a helmet on!

  • i find it annoying when people put X in cards or start putting Channukah and Christmas together for a weired name and pretend you can blend things like that. that is when the identity is going down the drain and emptiness sets in. although i don't celebrate Christmas - i never understood the end of the year sales - it's a Christmas sale.

    political correctness will kill all of us, but don't blame it on me - it's your invention.

    and btw, i'm not Christian

  • Too much religion in every day. Funny though.

  • Yeah buddy!!!!! CHRIST IS TRUTH!!!!!! AMEN!!!!!!

  • (High five's nsxaj800)

  • boxing day ive seen that one

  • ha ha alright heres a pickle ! Epic !

  • i love that "ohh Monkey wrench HEY!"

  • I miss God too

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  • Religion: The Bullshit of the people.

  • 5:33 BEN LINUS

  • LOL, trick-or-treating in May...I gotta try that now... :D

    I LOVE Brad Stine. I wish there were more ppl like him.