Man Vs. Wild: Lizard Meal

[Keatzrockz]

press 8 many times then ultimate knife kill!!

[MegaWelcometomychann]

Press 3 multiple times for lizard overkill.

[Trey1496]

O.G.

[raisinbrand96]

this niggas fuckin brutal!

[averageboy100]

how the fuck did he catch that ?

[amangknives09]

isn't that a komodo dragon?

[WButterTBWButter]

@amangknives09 its a monitor lizard for sure, but not a komodo dragon, its a smaller one, but i cant tell exactly since i dont know where he was in this episode.

[Wildcat425B]

I have to kill it! HULK SMASH!

[LynnDienAu]

Lizard: wow! Somebody call the doctor I have a ........

Bear: yummy!!

Lizard: headache 💔

[davidfordapple]

hahahahahaha fucking lizard

[RME207]

i have the dvd boxset of man vs wild yet it cuts out killing scenes like this, snakes, alligators yet its shown on youtube?

[nocko69]

Maldito hijo de puta,ojala se muerda de cancer el y su puta raza

[Tomytoism]

peta gonna rage 

[noodow715]

@Tomytoism @peta: LOL QQ?

[sgtvash]

@scarfacejack1971

Um have you heard of survivorman? He is by himself and he can film the show fine

[dookiekong007]

@sgtvash look, I don't know what the deal with comparing the two. I love both shows but come on guys grow up. Man vs Wild is so different to Survivorman in a few ways in terms of recording. Bear Grylls moves a lot more. He does things way more dangerous and eats bizarre food whereas Survivorman tends to stay in one place more and eat not-as-weird food. I give credits to both of them.

[nonamer4321]

Was the tree okay?

[scarfacejack1971]

@narutofroever your a arse he's showing you how to survive in the wild he learn all his stuff in the sas british special forces where they teach you to eat almost anything to survive and he doesnt get food from the camera crew if he was on his own he wouldnt beable to film the show you dumb ass

[TemptationTakesMe]

@scarfacejack1971 Actually, Bear has admitted himself that he does get food from the team that's with him, therefor he doesn't actually need to kill them. That is why he is hated so much.

[redbeansandrice223]

@TemptationTakesMe *in life threatening situations* I dont think its nessesary for him to kill it either but.... i thnk you got your facts messed up :P

[1verstreate1]

@TemptationTakesMe The point of this show is to hopefully teach people who MIGHT find themselves in these situations how to survive. If showing the world you can kill a lizard with a tree saves a life or two, I would say its worth it.

[g00dguyforyou]

bear grylls > your dad

[Jiltedgener4tion]

what the fuck is a "dispatch"?

[scarfacejack1971]

@Jiltedgener4tion to dispatch something is to kill it 

[BTTFMovie]

ahahahaha! fuckin lizard

[MrSoapnWater]

L0L

[litojonny]

he smacks that thing like how i smack my penis

[davidfordapple]

Hahahahahahahaha take that peta

[LedZepplin3853]

i wonder wat his shit looks like

[muntasir20]

hmmmm i seem to have killed this lizard.....better drink my own piss

[sashraf00]

FUNNY ASS SHIT.... thats bear grylls chainsaw to chop down a tree

[Sporora]

press 2 & 3 repeatedly, WTF BEAR, YOU CAN'T CHOP A TREE DOWN WITH A MONITOR LIZARD, ONLY A HERRING CAN DO THAT

[Sporora]

dude, imagine what PETA would have to say... LOL

[PrincessKonohana]

lolz, beaten by a tree xD

[poopmcscoopface]

thats alpha male shit

[johnathankumberland]

He Was Simply Trying To Kill The Tree. The Lizard Got In His Way

[randir14]

What's with the stupid music when he stabs it, do they think people are going to say "OMG HE STABBED IT!"

[jacktheripperrules]

@randir14 DID YOU SEE THAT HE JUST STABBED IT!!!!!

[joejar5]

@jacktheripperrules Hahahaha Goood 1!!! ;D

[jacktheripperrules]

@joejar5 thanks

[joejar5]

@jacktheripperrules Yeah it was a good way to answer the question!!! A very funny and smooth joke it was prettty dag on funny.

[jacktheripperrules]

@joejar5 :D

[paperluigi64]

..Dispatched his ass.

[doctachi]

This isn't cruel, this is the proper way to dispatch an animal as it has been done since the ancient times. Take a good long look at your burger and chicken wings, then tell me if you know for absolute certainty the animals from which fast food meat comes from had it any better. In a mystical, spiritual sort of way, killing the animal you are to eat with your own hands is a sign of respect and acknowledging our place in the food circle.

[joejar5]

Well, we know one thing, he would own Chuck Norris LOL!!!

[AtlantisAtWarMusic]

I wonder why bear was so mad at that tree.

[TeenTitan95]

Oh my god!!!!!!

[l0vedawn]

This is really cruel -_- 

[rocafella142]

@l0vedawn It died fast it wasn't cruel. Do you think the cattle you eat get a grand exit before they end up on you dinner plate?

[AwesomeAznAndy98]

batter up!

[ZoNeReCoN]

HAHAHAHA fucking lizard

[66Fallout66Man66]

@ZoNeReCoN fuck u

[BPMagic300]

21 lizard get killed by Bear Grylls!

[PoutingXEvoke]

I know it's not animal cruelty, but as he swung it toward the tree, I was like

D: NOT THE LIZARD!!

[JinKazama92]

@PoutingXEvoke

I think this is animal cruelty. That lizard is endagered species.

[NumPad]

@JinKazama92 To your first sentence - No, it's not.

To your second sentence - No, it's not.

[DakineFreestyles808]

HAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!

THAT LIZARD GOT FUCKED UP!

[NightRushX]

Bear used Lizard Whip

It's super effective.

[jimmyshitbags]

was I the only one who found this fucking hilarious?

this is better than the rabbit karate chop.

[RanieroSupremo91]

I'd like to break Bear Grylls' face with a giant branch!!!

[08njd]

funniest thing ive ever seen

[UltimateWarBeast]

#LOL

[AloganRidingCo]

that fuckin lizard is big as hell. it seems like it be all squirmy if you grabbed its tail.

[Sober182H]

He kills them almost instantly, so PETAphiles GTFO. It's not like he is skinning them while they are alive or anything.

[KiriouSs]

wtf this lizard his huge... nice nice.llove the way he kills the animals 90% of the time he smashes theyr headsXD

[mayimbin]

all the animals this guy kills Somebody pack him a sanwiche

[Dario3933]

FINISH HIM!

[Tigerclaws63]

I loved the addition of DUN when he cut it's throat, as if it was an amazing assination or something.

[TheRAPHAIEL]

Home run

[vevosucks667]

what does he eat when hes at home? wild housecat penis?

[punkrockdrummmer]

@vevosucks667 Bahahahaha

[MarcusFenixtheMan]

hahahahaha, of all the euphamisms for kill he chooses "dispatch" lol

[LastKnownSurvior]

just to add this, Man Vs Wild is a TV!! show which means if he was in any real danger he would say Hey Bob this crocodile is munchin on my foot get the rifle!!! and Man vs Wild has a video of where hes right next to a highway doing his so called- SURVIVING,

[idaho777]

LOL

[VamosFawkes]

what a way to die. killed by a tree.

[hudopurea]

@VamosFawkes you must understood 2headshots ^^

[abelign1991]

the calmness with which this guy has towards eating all the shit he does just totally makes him the most badass person i can think of

[seanThree16]

This is so metal. This is probably exactly how I would have dispatched that ho.

[martinchetyu1]

at 0:04 bear is like:

F*CK GUMBY!

[steveoco1]

HAHAHAHA He just starts smacking it against a a tree, classic!

[whooshx2]

Where's the video where he eats it!

[ManofChrist101]

Fatallity,FINISH HIM!

[LoadFasterPlox]

BOOM HEADSHOT +50

[malcolmisk00l]

Owned

[DiscoYak]

Who cares if his show isn't 100% real, his lessons and tips are useful.

[estrellanocka]

This man is a big piece of shit

[ThatInnerDarkness]

@estrellanocka he'd probably eat that shit for nutrients

[daemon00]

@AllanNelsonRobins

He publicly said the show was fake rofl. Go do some research.

[DBZkamek]

Snake taught him well

(From Metal Gear Solid 3)

[zeratulgr]

chuck norris would have slammed the tree on the lizard, not the lizard on the tree

[MacDaddyPooty]

wtf was the point of bashing it on the tree if he was gonna stab it in the head either way. coulda saved it some pain but grylls is all about the style.

[powerofthehorde3]

@MacDaddyPooty ,man, don't watch these videos just to complain on the comments, the lizard would have most likely kept moving and made it really hard/impossible to stab in the head.

[MacDaddyPooty]

@powerofthehorde3 not complaining. i love bear grylls. but i also love monitor lizards. bear did the smashing purely for the camera, thats undeniable. im not some peta fucker either. just saying.

[soulsheng]

@MacDaddyPooty mayb to stop th lizard from struggling before he pins his head on th branch?

[metalflames4]

@MacDaddyPooty lol!

[GraterCheeseMedia]

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[grobiegirl12]

i sorta feel bad for the lizard... i think bear should just bring a whole backpack loaded with clif bars and nature valley bars

[treezX]

@grobiegirl12 he basically does..camera crew and safety crew, theres really no need for him to be killing anything..that was just cruel

[grobiegirl12]

@treezX agreed

[nurbsenvi]

Some animals were harmed during the filming of this show.

[eskimoechidna]

you must be swift as a coursing river...

[LeonRFpoa]

lol that lizard all had his tongue hanging out like "Oh fack I just got pwned by a Grylls uhg"

[thebeeskl]

what a man

[pocketbikes0wn]

owned much?

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

its not a threatened species so i dont really care, im an animal lover but watching this guy make fires and such is nice to know

[JGigs93]

Everyone who gave this video a thumbs down is gonna be dispatched while their sleeping by Bear.

[dinotiger9]

thats was just brutal for a show omg the lizard looked like a toy and did u notice the knife?? damn! bear have been awarded brutal kill combopoint.. i thought id only see this on cartoons O.o GF PETA or greenpiss whatever its called 0.0

[Grune24]

RAPED!

[lGottaPeePee]

i actually stared with my mouth and eyes wide open for 1 minute after the video was over. i was like WTF he freakin killed it like that? oh od please dont tell me its gonna AWWWWW WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFF

[ACTEME]

DISPATCHED!

[1201goldust]

sick

[GLitiatc0]

he didn't even eat it, he just wants to show off.

[Scotty2h0ttie]

HAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAA thats fucking crocodile got sonned out

[PHOwnage1337]

where is this? if anyone has a link to the episode, pls reply to this cmmnt.

ty

[dgeary11]

SLAYEDD!!!!

[13thforswarn]

That was kinda unnecessary.

[pyroincorporated]

@13thforswarn Unnecessary if you want to die of hunger!

[13thforswarn]

@pyroincorporated How was he gonna die of hunger? His show is fake. If you want to watch a real survivor show, watch Survivorman. That stuff is legit.

[curvyone1]

@pyroincorporated in a real survival situation where Im going to die if I dont eat...yeah. BUt he's not going to die and killing the animal for sake of entertainment is Disgusting. You can teach people good survival techniques without actually killing the animal on the show.

[nocturnalicon12]

Fuck yes! This is like that old arcade game Primal Rage, with the giant ape doin a hand stand and ripping a big one in your face.

[poopmcscoopface]

i wonder what will happen if peta sees this lol

[Fluco72]

haha he smashed that shit. i love this show. man rules nature

[SuperSnoochie]

That's probably a tamed lizard he "caught." It says at the start of the show situations are "created." I don't think he's as far from civilization as the show leads you to believe. How bout the camera man, he does the same shit while lugging around a camera and gets no glory. And, poor lizard, monitors are cool, did he even actually eat it or just taste it like he does other critters?

[oMon3o]

Yeah, he "ate" it. And I'm with you in a way. Some of the stuff he does is just a bit too much bull. Yet, I still watch it cuz its only entertainment.

[PrivetCyan]

@SuperSnoochie his show is fake but what he does is real but he spent the nights in hotels not the forest but ya everything he does is real n no tamed animals its real to a certain degree

[SuperSnoochie]

. How bout the cameraman, though..he's doing all the same shit lugging a camera around. Plus, it says at the beginning of the show that certain events are staged, more or less. It's him killing critters for no justifiable reason. I think I could've figured out how to whack a critter into a fukn tree if I had to, geeze...no tutorial needed

[SuperSnoochie]

that was probably a tamed lizard, and I didnt watch the full episode, but he probably didn't even eat it. The show's a crock, anyway. He's never really very far from civilization. He just stumbled upon a monitor in that water? Sure.

[DaPrinceHD]

LMFAO! that lizard got dispatched!

[syndicatedude]

that's not normal dragons those kind of dragons are not that usual and i don't get it why he kills it just for the tv it's so fucked upp

[heat4yoass]

@syndicatedude

\

fuck animal rights! this is survival of the fittest

[syndicatedude]

is this an emergency?? NO so that's so fucking wasted. Did i say that it's not normal too kill if it' in an survival case, that's different but when it is for tv well go and fuck yourself

[heat4yoass]

@syndicatedude

can't you see he's in the wild you asshole? If you're in the wild, you have to eat and whatever is out there, you need to kill and feed yourself.  Thank you come again

[syndicatedude]

read mu last comment you little nutcase this is tv they do always have food how the fuck would the camera mens get food, smartass

[heat4yoass]

@syndicatedude

well, you got to prove it somehow. Oh you're just going to tell everybody to just slam the dragon to a tree by grabbing it's tail? Hell no, we need to see how it's done. It's not a waste too, he ate it as well as his crew. So fuck off asshole with your pro animal rights ass

[hmoobsoldier95]

poor lizard, had to take a knife in the fukn head YEA!!!

[Lubie225]

where was the eating part

[ralphhersheljunior]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[alokomo]

achievement monitor lizard basher

[TheMrPuzzled]

Headshot HAHAHAHA :D ! LOL Bear! you rule!!

[ThisKidCheyenne]

lmao! xD

[SkaterDantheMan]

thats fucked up

[echtwinkletits]

that was badass!

FAVORITE!

[aboodadgjl]

Dispatched motherfucker !

[chickendude08]

overkill

[azsondvl]

dispatched his ass

[ElCapitanKing]

LMAO!!

[ImAnotherZang]

You kill a slug, I go Thats plain disgusting. You kill a catfish, I go, poor fish. You kill an alligator. I go Is This really Necessary? U now kill a water Moniter. I fucking hate you.

[blackcatHA]

headshot

[HerpMastertheFirst]

bad idea

thats a water monitor they are full of worms

a bite from one is brutal

[bender238]

lol owned

[AshRNand]

HOLLY FUCK :|

[adrianchriste6]

lmao...man hes brutal...i have yet to see this guy have some serious trouble getting his "food"

[GhostsH2O]

It look`s brutal. But when you hungry and have the choise to survive, you will probably do the same. It`s always easy to tell things behind computer and eat pizza! But when you are in that situation, like Bear demonstraite it to os. You will probably slack it more, then he does.

[SaltineCrackaAss]

@GhostsH2O Yea,. But he's not hungry. He probably yelled "CUT" right after killing the Lizard for a Steak & Shake break. This nut kills unnecessarily.

[VSL123]

@GhostsH2O That actually looked quite humane to me - 2 knocks on the nugen to daze it and a simple poke. easy,.

[LLMelvinL]

Somebody needs to que the Cannibal Holocaust - Opening Theme Music for this!!!! My god!

[codeo12345678]

horrible one quick blow with a rock.... didnt have to mutilate it like that, survive is one thing but this is obviously not real life situations.....

[FunOrNotFun]

Szkop you retard. Stop posting the sam thing in every bear grylls video!!

So what if he got his whole crew with him?

I dont think he would eat animals and after that eat a good meal with his crew?

You fucking retard grow up man, he show you how to survive, well i dont think you would survive for even one day!

Bear Grylls is the man. I would say poor animals if he killed them and did not eat them. But he eat the animal to get energy and protein, thats what you have to do to survive.

[sourmanofcoal]

LMAO @ STUNG BY A BEE

[99830459]

fuck those wild ass animals.....those wild animals more than likely eat him

[ThAhGal]

You shut your crappy mouth up. Thanks. You helped us a lot, by shutting you mouth and making th world quiet.

[speedskaterTK]

I think its dead now.....

[sourmanofcoal]

LOL,

[mazinger3]

=S OWNED,

[RyanTF2]

why didnt he just knife it or something? not smash it against a tree

[herolord4]

becaue when this legoan (i dont know the name in englisch for this animal ) is biting you you will get a infectione because the legoan has many of toxien in his mouth

[SamDorman92]

haha would be funny if he killed some indangered species . and thats one hell of a big lizard haha

[towelhead1owns]

Rofl I wanna Dispatch Him! Owned!

[Previous69]

Poor.. XD

[limeyBoy15]

0:11 those swings didn't even knock that lizard out, it's tongue was still flickering in and out and its feet were moving. Watch closely.

[dgeary11]

SLAYED

[seanarrative]

lmao that lizard got OWNED.

[biochemist8]

dude that's like a fucking komodo dragon...OWNED

[limeyBoy15]

No, it's a monitor lizard not a komodo.

[NeoQuello]

i bet thousands of women get wet and horny watching him.... WIILD MAN..

[Seefyboy88]

I want to dispatch him... *whack* straight into a tree lol

[kuyajar]

i LOL'd hard.

[gzuss090909]

i wonder if hes up to date on all his injections?