pAgtawanan mo sarili mong lahi..kaya nga pintay si magellan eh..kung heel-a-pinoy ka..u wer earning money just to make fun with your own culture.. stupid ka..hahahahahahaha!! make funnnn with a pinoy..dumb you are..hahahaha 11jokes are half ment kupal!!!
@inisization I don't think he's making fun of our culture in a bad way. panoorin mo kasi from the start. He's making fun about he's experiences as a filipino with pure filipino parents and grandparents. A lot of his jokes are true pero bakit ka maiinis eh ganun naman talaga culture natin.
@inisization hahayou obviously dont know rex navarette. he's a commedian. and if you watched the entire video, you would know na hindi naman nakaka-insulto yung mga point niya.
may karapatan sya kasi pilipino din yan. mainis ka kung ibang kulay ang nagngaasar. wala kang sense of humor pare. 100% pilipino ako, hindi ako naooffend kasi alam ko pinanggalingan ko, tottoo lahat ng sinasabi nya.
@inisization pinoy ka ba talaga? tatak ng pinoy ang marunong tumawa at magpatawa tungkol sa sarili at sa sariling lahi.. Kung pinoy ka nga dapat matuto kang maging pinoy.. Mabuhay si rex navarrete!!
@inisization LOL. Stfu.They're just jokes! Don't take it too seriously! And gosh, that jokes being half meant are just stupid shit it depends if you are trying to make the person know through a fucking joke!
@MyNameisJason11 ..do i have to be filipino to say its not funny or funny? I mean, are spanish speaking people the only ones that should have a right to comment on George Lopez?...
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uhm.. the jokes were really funny... like all of them were really funny.. but when it came to the sto. nino part... it was no longer funny... its very offensive to us christians... he shouldn't have made fun of the sto. nino.. you could have used other dolls' name but not sto. nino.. please do understand.. thank you for your consideration...
@kittyshashi what a buzzkill. If you think Sto. Nino reference was offended, are you offended everytime people use OMG or Jesus Christ? o_o And hey, I'm a Christian. But I do not believe in Sto. Nino. I only believe in Jesus.
@kirakirashiya We beliave in the Sto. Nino but we don't worship the Sto. Nino, We only worship Christ, and the images presenting him are only for respect
" ohhh, my -jesus chirst!- oh joy, you're so dark joy! look at your skin joy, youre so dark. JOY YOU'RE TOO DARK JOY , NO ONE IS GOING TO MARRY YOU ." <--BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
the dark part is soo true! i'm half filipino and half black and my mom is hella light skinned. she always tries to get me to put on sunscreen so i don't get any darker
joy your to dark joy....no one is going to marry you...not even a blind man is going to marry you because you are darker then what he already cannot see
........I think that you are a lonely beaner.....living alone in his house in front of home depot...waiting for FILIPINOS to hire his family......sigh......desperate grass cutters....
hey dfgbfdf, Why don't you come down here in the Philippines and get your ass kicked. c'mmon..I'll even buy you your ticket. Or if you're afraid, I understand. I'll just let you cut the grass on my backyard. Fuck off. Pinoys rule!
Your so dark Joy, nobody is going to marry you!
JangoM1 2 weeks ago
you cannot deny that barbie is pinay! xD
LilAznBayyBehh 3 weeks ago
14 people work in Jollibee
addict245 1 month ago
ur so dark joy :())
daindapain1 1 month ago
JOY U SO DARK JOY!
GoodGamer5 3 months ago
what kinda doll u got rex?
this is a santo nino! xD
Xxmickey7xX 3 months ago
SANTO NINO HE'S THE SON OF CHRIST.
jovieschwartz0904 4 months ago
We are a Ma'am-sir!!!
kenshinflyer 5 months ago
MAN SIR!!
90011886 5 months ago
The Santo Nino joke was teh BEST!!!
dboytesoro 5 months ago 2
go fillipino
kjokken0 6 months ago
santo nino LOL
Dans161 6 months ago
LOLOL
lBeeyunx 6 months ago
my friends is what pinoy girls are like!! \(^_^)/
( apart from the dark skin)
ChibiChii24 7 months ago
lol the girl i sit next to is named Jhoy and shes "HELLA DARK" lol XDD haha
dizon96 7 months ago
HAHAHA!!! Good laugh! Especially the barbie's NOSE!!
celinarlcapalad 8 months ago
YES.
GalaxyDinosaur 8 months ago
hahahahhaa. no longer dibided into male and femal cuz if you look at the filipino dictionary we don't have pronouns. we only have on siya hahahah
"mam sir" hahahahahah
bannanafairy 8 months ago 3
hahahahhaa. no longer dibided into male and femal cuz if you look at the filipino dictionary we don't have pronouns. we only have on siya hahahah
bannanafairy 8 months ago
I'm a mam-sir! hahaha
tikayybuang 8 months ago
., hahahah ,, cute .. sapol pinoy ..
rizabclc 10 months ago
scuse me po scuse me po fucking classic
StevePinoyBoy 10 months ago
U are a great comedian rex but don't make fun with the sto.nino!ok?
dodinz55 11 months ago
@dodinz55 stfu dude shit thats why there jokes...if you get offended like tht i dont think you should watch stand up
grunt616 11 months ago
Own race.
spamerultra 11 months ago
Its not racist if you are making fun of your oe
spamerultra 11 months ago
"you cannot deny that barbie is pinay!"
lol! nice one!
"this is a santo nino!"
euniceaniceto 11 months ago
"you cannot deny that barbie is pinay!"
lol! nice one!
euniceaniceto 11 months ago
SHYAH XD
"ooh excuse me po *hand stretched out*"
"WHAT IS THAT?! YOU'RE JUST COVERING MORE SHIT I HAVE TO SEE"
"mam sir"
"OH MY GOSH IM A MAN SIR OH MY GOSH"
ROTFLMFAOSFH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AlexaShawna97 11 months ago
"You cannot deny that Barbie is PINAY."
ttcgeek 1 year ago
becus ur darker than wat he can not alreaday see.
hfklsd 1 year ago
Mam sir!!! Lol!:P
jadedluvs2play 1 year ago
Viva Pit Señor!
telategmon 1 year ago
A Santo Niño action figure...
ice0453 1 year ago
it's funny coz it's true!
doobeedoowaah 1 year ago
XD "this is a santo nino" XD
RenegadePoliceForce 1 year ago
5:55 is that Edwin San Juan?
ajclz09 1 year ago
favorite part is 3:40
L1eNe1l 1 year ago
he can die for your sins xDDD
thefishstickdude 1 year ago
i shit in my pants!!! so funny!!!!!!!
especially the baby jesus... i remember it when i went home!
DEATHBYGRACE 1 year ago
pAgtawanan mo sarili mong lahi..kaya nga pintay si magellan eh..kung heel-a-pinoy ka..u wer earning money just to make fun with your own culture.. stupid ka..hahahahahahaha!! make funnnn with a pinoy..dumb you are..hahahaha 11jokes are half ment kupal!!!
inisization 1 year ago
@inisization I don't think he's making fun of our culture in a bad way. panoorin mo kasi from the start. He's making fun about he's experiences as a filipino with pure filipino parents and grandparents. A lot of his jokes are true pero bakit ka maiinis eh ganun naman talaga culture natin.
aqitich 1 year ago
@inisization hahayou obviously dont know rex navarette. he's a commedian. and if you watched the entire video, you would know na hindi naman nakaka-insulto yung mga point niya.
danarndlr 1 year ago
@inisization
may karapatan sya kasi pilipino din yan. mainis ka kung ibang kulay ang nagngaasar. wala kang sense of humor pare. 100% pilipino ako, hindi ako naooffend kasi alam ko pinanggalingan ko, tottoo lahat ng sinasabi nya.
anz213 1 year ago
@inisization pinoy ka ba talaga? tatak ng pinoy ang marunong tumawa at magpatawa tungkol sa sarili at sa sariling lahi.. Kung pinoy ka nga dapat matuto kang maging pinoy.. Mabuhay si rex navarrete!!
markunowashere 1 year ago
@inisization LOL. Stfu.They're just jokes! Don't take it too seriously! And gosh, that jokes being half meant are just stupid shit it depends if you are trying to make the person know through a fucking joke!
nickjerome 11 months ago
im a mamsir! OMG im a mamsir!
BoBotaker 1 year ago
OMG he's right Santo Nino (the child Jesus) is brown skinned!!!!
jmdarcega 1 year ago
SOO FUCKIN FUNNY :))
norestrian 1 year ago
mam sir! oh my God im a mam sir!
hahaha :))
zombie807 1 year ago
Ma'amsir! OMG I'm a ma'amsir! OMG I got validated for my uterus and my penis, I'm a ma'amsir! Finally, I am one sex again! LMFAO!!!
00JynX00 1 year ago
SANTO NINO!!! LMAO!!!!
sharkpufferfish 1 year ago 21
"They're as messed up as we are, but they're also great as we are"...damn right!!!!! :)
evayagz 1 year ago 5
Amagad I'm a ma'amsirrrrrrrrrr
ACxSA 1 year ago
what kind of doll you have rex? (deep breath)this(another deep breath of humility) this is a santo nino...
irock445 1 year ago
oh goodness i remember my tita and tito used to say to me that i have sr. santo nino hair oh goodness this guy is amazing
i miss the philippines!!!! i wanna go back so badly.
i lived there for 3 years and goodness what a big culture shock for me xD
chimichii 1 year ago
i love that thing about the Sto Nino. that was cool!
reflastori 1 year ago
asian boys had super saiyans
CrushedJustice 1 year ago
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fuckin lame
001001sith 1 year ago
@001001sith ru even a filipino
MyNameisJason11 1 year ago
@MyNameisJason11 ..do i have to be filipino to say its not funny or funny? I mean, are spanish speaking people the only ones that should have a right to comment on George Lopez?...
001001sith 1 year ago
@MyNameisJason11 ..he's ok.. ESJ is better.
001001sith 1 year ago
"This is a Santo Nino"
LooooooooooooooooooooooooL
MyNameisJason11 1 year ago
the jollibee maam-sir thing, is so true!!! hahahahaha
DonRamonDeLoco 1 year ago
"And his most special power: He can die for your sins."
Hells yeah.
Sanguiluna 1 year ago 80
@Sanguiluna And Come Back On The Third Day!!xDD
2831845 11 months ago
i can't download this vid....!?
NinJomark 1 year ago
The one about Jollibee "ma'am-sir" is hella true. S'what happened to my friend at great mall.
RJeezySings 1 year ago
rasist
mcse14303 1 year ago
ma'am-sir. finally someone had the decency to get that out there
6rasta6bhoy6 1 year ago
kinda racist but its alright... :-)
bogz12anton 1 year ago
LOL these videos are so much like my life...
This makes me proud to be Pinoy :)
yoyoblahblah1 1 year ago
I got a Sto. Nino!! hahaha LOL
bellesplat 1 year ago
This is only a joke! Not an insult, nor a Heresy
Gemo377 1 year ago
Oh my God Jesus Christ!
Gemo377 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOL
setechie 1 year ago
this.... is the santo nino!
pinoyaa 1 year ago 3
hahahahahahah.....!!!
matthewz07 1 year ago
HAHA :))
frelyne11 1 year ago
I LOVE JOLLIBEE!!!!!!
7blackberry2pinkstar 1 year ago
SANTO NINO POR DA WIN.
happysushi888 1 year ago 4
"OMG I am so validated for my uterus AND my penis!"
LMFAO
twiikimchi 1 year ago 5
his special power is he can die for ur sins..... lol!! XD
ACj248 1 year ago 5
"What do u hav in ur hand ? a santonino" XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
QwertX7934 1 year ago
"O my god i am soo validated for my uterus and my penis! im a ma'am/sir" LOLOL!!!
twilightfancrazy 1 year ago
JOLLIBEE!!!!!!!
twilightfancrazy 1 year ago
you are great!!
rollyp8221 1 year ago
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uhm.. the jokes were really funny... like all of them were really funny.. but when it came to the sto. nino part... it was no longer funny... its very offensive to us christians... he shouldn't have made fun of the sto. nino.. you could have used other dolls' name but not sto. nino.. please do understand.. thank you for your consideration...
kittyshashi 2 years ago
@kittyshashi what a buzzkill. If you think Sto. Nino reference was offended, are you offended everytime people use OMG or Jesus Christ? o_o And hey, I'm a Christian. But I do not believe in Sto. Nino. I only believe in Jesus.
kirakirashiya 1 year ago
@kirakirashiya We beliave in the Sto. Nino but we don't worship the Sto. Nino, We only worship Christ, and the images presenting him are only for respect
Gemo377 1 year ago
ROFLMFAAOOOO! XDD
Biiancy 2 years ago
"ma'am/sir!"
the best!!
iiiyaaanggg 2 years ago 2
Damn Rex! Youll be a legend for that Santo Nino joke!.
ayteematias 2 years ago 6
ur so dark joy :())
daindapain1 2 years ago 58
Rex is the Best!!!! :))
maestroElGato 2 years ago
He Ishh Da' Best Ur Right
mocie671 2 years ago
omgggg i could NOT stop laughing at the santo nino joke
OMGawkwardTURTLE 2 years ago 5
then i took that barbie by the legs and i smashed her face to the ground....because u cannot deny that barbie is PINAY!!!
kraziballer22 2 years ago 4
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16Bevz 2 years ago
a sensitivity at its best...sometimes try to listen and analyze..
jeuseph 2 years ago
or maybe you dont know him
jeuseph 2 years ago
YOU ROCK!
converseandkisses 2 years ago
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man are u an anti christ?
johnmarverick14 2 years ago
This guy is so cool he makes hell freeze!
breonix23 2 years ago 2
lolx santo nino..loveet!
Isrrah 2 years ago 2
im validated from my uterus and my penis. BAHAHAH!!! MA'AMSIR! v
0KissMeOrDie0 2 years ago
streamline!!!! lmfao
phillipborja 2 years ago
" ohhh, my -jesus chirst!- oh joy, you're so dark joy! look at your skin joy, youre so dark. JOY YOU'RE TOO DARK JOY , NO ONE IS GOING TO MARRY YOU ." <--BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
tinkertoy96 2 years ago 7
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QuackQuackRAWR 2 years ago
not eben the blind man wants to marry you becauz you are darker than what the bland man can already se
AHAHA
QuackQuackRAWR 2 years ago 3
ma'am/sir!!!! :))
jogavilz 2 years ago
hahahaha this is a santonino aahahahaha best filipino joke ever!!! GO FILIPINOS!!
misterh333 2 years ago
haha my last name means bell in Spanish
s10ggoy 2 years ago
"you're not on the chart. you don't exist. you're other.." LOL
00JynX00 2 years ago 3
Blasphemy at its best! (4:20)
URZeroGravity 2 years ago
true..
00JynX00 2 years ago
the dark part is soo true! i'm half filipino and half black and my mom is hella light skinned. she always tries to get me to put on sunscreen so i don't get any darker
CharlieFortuneCookie 2 years ago 2
lmao
naakagay 2 years ago
I was always so dark and my mom did the same exact thing. She even bought me the soap that was supposed to make your skin lighter. XD
XiaoChan07 2 years ago 3
Oh yeah..show love for the Christ Child! :D ♥
MaximA014 2 years ago 4
'A blind man won't marry you because you're already a lot more dark than what he can't see.."
Oh man..I have GOT to use that sometime...XD
MaximA014 2 years ago 4
that stuff we need to de program, its so backward
lets get better
saveallofus1111 2 years ago
lol REX navarette makes me proud to be filipino hahaha! aww man
here2there4life 2 years ago 4
pinoy powa!
HoyAkongPinoy 2 years ago
OMG I'm a MAMSIR!!! hahaha
nixie969 2 years ago 4
santo nino.... wahaha!
zerowing0214 2 years ago 4
are u even catholic...?
u dont seem like it...
u'r funny though...
donzdonz1993 2 years ago
i love hearing mamsir in the american jollibees
fly12f 2 years ago
LOL
dbestbud 2 years ago
joy your so dark joy jeasus crist your so dark joy your so dark look at skin your so dark your too dark joy!
its so punny
ThePinoyMember 2 years ago 4
"He can die for your sins .. and come back the third day"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
jaaamiierose 2 years ago
I'm a mamsir! LOL
baboysai 2 years ago
HAHAHAH Sto. Nino actionfigure
icemancotour 2 years ago
xDD Sto. Niño is the best Actionfigure!!!
sticksomething 2 years ago 7
the Jollibee in the Philippines is WAY BETTER!!!
I grew up loving chicken there...
a2m2a2z 2 years ago 52
Lol I know seriously! I kept calling Drumsticks CHicken joy until i was like 7!
zeroxstrife250 2 years ago 4
I loved chickenjoy back then, i still love it now! Even though there isn't a Jolibee in Toronto...
ttcgeek 2 years ago 6
@a2m2a2z isapa, isapa, CHICKEN JOY :D (spelling correc. ? haha :P )
happysushi888 1 year ago
I keep laughing out loud in 8:52 . Gah!!!! MA'AM SIR!!!
erken 2 years ago 2
Sto. Nino!
my patron saint
rcaladlr 2 years ago 3
You cannot DENY tht Barbie is PINAY!
TagginAZN1226 2 years ago 5
I gotta' get one of those Santo Nino dolls! XDDDDDDDDDDD
Kaidanshi0731 2 years ago
if ur HELLA PINOY,,copy n paste!
MizTinkz 2 years ago
if ur HELLA PINOY,,copy n paste!
DAMN STRAIGHT!!
luverboy30 2 years ago
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the joke about the santo nino wasn't good
trojanshawaii 2 years ago
you have no sense of humor
(stupid)
fly12f 2 years ago 5
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fuck u dumbass
yur not suppose to be making joke about senor santo nino
it was funny though
but it's not right
trojanshawaii 2 years ago
were still going to hell alright group
LavaKingVdude 2 years ago
if ur HELLA PINOY,,copy n paste!!
trojanshawaii 2 years ago
rex is the king. he is hilarious. lol
jipoy53 2 years ago 5
IT"S GOOOOD!
zaion12333 2 years ago
Mamsir! OMG!!! We are one sex again!!!! lol! Hahaha!!!!!! We have a Uterus and a Penis!!!!
Clerthos 2 years ago
wahahahaha.... the most powerful doll of all!!!!
yeokashiuno 2 years ago
THIS IS A SANTO NINO LOL
risethrought328 2 years ago 4
ip you hab da pilipino accent you would count like this " one,two, tree,pour,pibe,six,seben,ate,nine,ten"
the5thkiss 2 years ago
"hello welcome to jollybee can i take your order mamsir?" HAHAHAHA
ilovetomasb 2 years ago
cool. i know a typical pinay who's "NOT ON THE CHART" and "DIDN'T REGISTER ON THE RADAR". hahaha,
.....straight long black hair, dark skin, chinese eyes, buck teeth...AND A MExicAN LAST NAME. LOL!!!
jamis00 2 years ago
HAHAHHAHHAA !! DiS iS A SANTO NiNO !! LOL
bl00berie 2 years ago
what kind of doll do you got there rex?
this is a SANTO NIÑO!
hahahahaha!!!
now I got tears out of laughing!!!
hahahaa!!!
proud to be PINOY!!
rjpatchaligan 2 years ago
DIS IS A SANTO NINO!
HAHAHAH
RodrigoVanilla93 2 years ago
You cannot deny that barbie is pinay!!! XD
BeautifullyAbstract 2 years ago 5
joy your to dark joy....no one is going to marry you...not even a blind man is going to marry you because you are darker then what he already cannot see
CCSoundgardenCC 2 years ago 3
"omg maam sir, i am so validated for my uterus and my penis."
BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG i could not breathe when i saw that!
ohhhknoxville 2 years ago
is he catholic???
zaion12333 3 years ago
yeah i think so
PojekGwapzpo123 2 years ago
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........I think that you are a lonely beaner.....living alone in his house in front of home depot...waiting for FILIPINOS to hire his family......sigh......desperate grass cutters....
paolopogi00 3 years ago
anyway is he catholic???
zaion12333 3 years ago
yes
amp09214333239 3 years ago
hahahhaha mama sir and santo nino!
haha so freaking funny.
westsidetac 3 years ago 3
"oh my gosh! i am a ma'am sir!"
imkathrina 3 years ago
You cannot deny, that barbie is pinay!! LOL!!!
NorthShoreFlip847 3 years ago
hey dfgbfdf, Why don't you come down here in the Philippines and get your ass kicked. c'mmon..I'll even buy you your ticket. Or if you're afraid, I understand. I'll just let you cut the grass on my backyard. Fuck off. Pinoys rule!
mjbryanjimjeff 3 years ago
santo nino ROCKS!!!
monique112407 3 years ago 4
i <3 rex.
freakin hilarious
i almost pissed in my pants
janelleferrrsure 3 years ago
unbelebabol
tarsulo 3 years ago