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  • It's not that funny. The acting is pretty crummy.

  • i'm muslim, and find this funny.

  • @maryamxo You are not allowed to laugh about you're religion brother do not do that brother never laugh with the kuffaar

  • @TheMohamedroudani im a girl.. and it was kind of funny...

  • I'm not muslim myself but this is disrespectful. I'm mexican if ur wondering.

  • this is a shame the usa even dare to make this!! its disrespectfull! but oh yea i forgot usa can get away with anything, but if another county does something, there will be a war or a warning from usa, that they found a "new terrorist" and stuff like that! its sickness!!!

  • lol they used 4 different accents xP

  • @mindlesssluttry yeah the shinoooo was a different accent too lol 

  • I would watch it if it was real

  • Wow you Americans have to stop dissing other countries. And you wonder why everyone hates yu guys

  • BITCH! Ahmadenajadashian!

  • highlight of the clip starts at 1:03

  • that is hilarious.............jimmy you rock dude keep it up

  • Lmao I always laugh when watching Jimmy Kimmel very hard

  • I love how they still subbed bitch.

  • HAHAHAHAHAH

  • fuck you all have some respect you motherfuckin jewish troll

  • shenoooo :P hahaha

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  • ahahahhahaaaaaaaaaa

  • if you dont stop make funny 4 people you will die

  • @baniyas2011 Internet taliban, mate your god touches kids, prick

  • @Forkerism

    osama bin laden is my hereo I love him

    fuck you and Fuck USA

  • @x2maconaers Your hero is at the bottom of the ocean with a hole in his head

    BTW i couldn't give a shit about the US im British... you illiterate cunt

  • @Forkerism

    so sad taliban now are hunting your fatass british soldiers in Afghanistan

  • @x2maconaers I think its the other way round mate, be careful what you say, if you are suspected to be taliban, which lets face it your probably a fat old virgin craving fo attention, your more then likely to be cuffed and sent to Guantanamo bay for the rest of your sorry life, and here is the most exciting part... No ones going to miss you because your a waste of a human body like most of your wannabe taliban that supposedly lova Mr Osama... 'Mate'

  • @Forkerism

    I would love to join Taliban and hunt some Fatass British soldier

  • @x2maconaers Fatass British soldier? the brits are the best trained armed force in the world, and to join the taliban you have to be muslim, have to pray to allah and have to go to mosque, do you do any of these things, probably not, your just a sad old man with nothing else to do but worship a man with a hole in his head.

  • @x2maconaers Approximately 9,000 British troops (including marines, airmen and sailors) are currently in Afghanistan, making it the second largest force after the US. Around 500 extra British troops were deployed in 2009, bringing the British Army deployment total up to 9,500 (excluding Special Forces)] Between 2001 and June 2011 .YOUR SAYING YOU WOULD GO AGAINST THAT?

  • me muslim and i dont love to say 4 christian people in uae bad word i am good not like you

  • in uae we dont make this christian people we only say welcome to my country uae poeple love to help poor people not usa only kill and kill

  • you make joking 4 my muslim brothers in tv hahaha you gay you only in tv and youtube you now in 2004 christian man dead in baniyas

  • go go see your fucking usa girl all make sex 4 money money

  • you must die 

  • i am 17 if i see you in baniyas i will cut your head only go to uae not in tv if you man

  • u r fuckin' racist

  • I wanna see "keeping up with the ahmadinejadashians" looks terrific!

  • @tannersanta lol an saddams family

  • Wow

  • fuck you man.You talk like a gay man homie who the fuck you think you are a nation of gays,bitches and big dick lovers ass-wholes.Death to America.

  • @MrCilvaringz UMad Cus we killed your hero?

  • @MrCilvaringz HAHAHAHHAHA DEATH TO AMERICAAA! Oh my if you only knew how retarded that sounds now.

  • @MrCilvaringz Say's a person who's terrorist groups hate western equipment, i'd love to see you in the helmand province so i could string you up.

  • jihadist dislike this video 206 times hahahaa, I think they take the mass murderer as their hero

    scary,,,

  • In Arabic, it's "shermouta," not "bitch." FAKE.

  • YOU SLEPT WITH HOW MANY WOMEN WITHOUT MARRIGE? YOU ALL ARE FORNICATORS ,SHAME ,SHAME

    HOW YOU SHOW YOUR FACE WITH YOUR KIDS ?

  • @happy1111ism Marrige is for the weak. Go suck your governments balls, thats the only thing you're good at.

  • @GnosticAtheist sex without marrige is saitanic and haram according to all religion.

    why you people(SOCALLED WESTERN) love to say too much bad words,maybe because you born without marrige and nobody taught you how to speak wisely.

  • @happy1111ism Satan (Hebrew word) means "the opposer" and was the title of various entities, both human and divine, who challenge the faith of humans in the Hebrew Bible. In Christianity and Islam the title became a personal name, and "Satan" changed from an accuser appointed by God to test men's faith to the chief of the rebellious fallen angels. Understand that your religion is a method to control you. You are the property of your government and your elite.

  • Stupid American Jew perverted bullshit.

  • @soldierofdec You are a product. Your masters control you. You see black and white according to the will of your elite. Free yourself from the grasp of your ignorance; free yourself from yourself.

  • @soldierofdec lol how does this have anything to do with Jewish people?

  • lol bitch is the same across all languages

  • you can not stop islam i love to see people dead :) this is good

  • It's not even a joke about Muslims, it's more about those stupid housewife reality shows!

  • LOL that was funny!! people take everything so seriously.

  • His show sucks....I guess he has do anything possible to get viewers even if they are the racists.

  • LOL

  • what the fuck, Shame on u americans

  • lmao when she say "BITCH!!!!" in english!

  • you`re a godless son of a bitch!!

  • shame on u who joke like this

  • bullshit !! don't even try to download videos on youtube anymore kid !!!

  • very bad

    

  • We humans aren't really the bad ones its the mother fucking satan that makes us bring our evil sides out because we were all born innocent and there wasn't hatred in our hearts each and everyone of us but in the end it comes to who is follower of satan and who loves god. Satan hates humans and makes them hate god basically ALLAH and his told ways. The fact the wrath of god is the worse,,, satan wants humans to do what is forbidden and hence brings wrath of almighty upon them. Hate SATAN!!!!!

  • للمعلومه الكلمه توجه الى امريكا :: سوف تعم الدمار ثانيتن على امريكا من قبل المجاهدين وابطال القاعده وانشالله راح تكون اكبر من الذي حصلت في 11 ستمبر عام 2001 وانشالله سوف تسقط امريكا والعملا قرب لا بعيد

  • u american motherfucker gays and lesbian bitch u american bastard

  • @MICKLE1111 y cursing american ..god id g8 he had to

    die and he died

  • really cheap sens of humor

  • this is 10x better when u understand arabic

  • doesn't matter If you call yourself the President and wears a Great Clothes ,, American people you are the Terrorism

    Remember my word

    "The Jewish people and the Christian they are the terrorism , They Are Going To The Hell"

  • @TurkiMolhimVEVO lolololol "the terrorism"

  • fake

  • Islam is shit!

  • @siliyemoodislam So are you

  • @girim65 so you are muslim pussy!

  • they don't know how to make muslime down this not funy at all u more look like donkey than funy poor u

  • Only would some stupid American tv show make this shit to make their citizens even more racist. Stupid America.

  • @Exagerative Do not generalize that stupid tv show with america. America is not only the USA...so the stupids are USA tv shows...

  • @serjamilcar When I say america I mean USA, I have massive respect to Canada and all south American/latin states :). I think most people hate the USA because it's such an un-economical and apalling use of resources and hate; and nothing good comes from it.

  • totally fake this

  • its not funny

    

  • it's alot funner if you know arabic

  • there's propaganda everywhere

  • fuck u americans

  • BITCH

  • So funny haha

  • The fact that i could understand arabic just made this funnier XD

  • a month later and i'm still getting replies to my post ! -__-

    i'm not getting into any sort of conversation/debate , simply commenting on what i read , watch or hear .

    so read the comment and deal with an other persons view or opinion , don't try to enforce your own on other .

  • @y0usef91 I have no idea what these characters are saying!!!

  • Hahaha

  • HAHAH LOL <3

  • why do people say the quraan is the issue? you all should read it first and understand the beauty of it.. there is no killing of it.. it doesnt even say anything about that.. idk were you all getting the killing from?

  • @TheABNproduction thats totally true..im not muslim and the quraan isnt the issue.. its what people that dont like muslims make up off. lol

  • This is so funny!

  • islam is the problem. the quran is the issue. get rid of it

  • @gt1111 you have to be the biggest retard in the world u retarded racist

  • @yeow2 shut up bitch. u dont know shit about religion. the quran tells them to kill infidels. people who r not muslims. and it says its ok to do that. that seems to be the source of their beliefs. they believe its justified. thats the problem u idiot

  • @gt1111 r u fucking dumb? i am muslim u piece of sht and the quran doesnt tell them to kill anyone. quote your sources and prove to people that the quran is actually saying those things. fuckin pig go fuck urself btw.

  • @yeow2 then what the fuck do sucide bomers think before they blow themselves up stupid ass?

  • @gt1111 they r called extremists u dont know shit do u, do u remember the christian people that bombed the abortion clinics? they were extremists and were not middle eastern piece of shit. extremists give bad name to religion but they do what they think whats right and dont speak for the whole race.

  • @yeow2 let me ask u a question. do u believe Islam is superior to all other religions? bc thats what the majority of muslims believe. they do not respect anyone elses beliefs. and also most christians but they are not killing anyone relative to muslims

  • @gt1111 if i didnt think islam is the superior religion i wouldnt be a muslim, use ur head. and im most definate that you think your religion is superior to islam, because your talking so much trash about a religion that has 1.5billion followers...

  • @yeow2 thats where ur wrong. u will never achieve peace if u think ur religion is better than anyone else's. that is the problem with the extreme muslims. u have a similar idea in ur head that can be developed into an extremist thought. u have a foundation that can be manipulated. and no i do not think my religion is better than anyone elses even though i believe it. and just bc a lot of people follow it doest make it right at all. just a general concept regarding ideas.

  • @yeow2 u cant physically prove allah exits. neither can anyone prove jesus exists. so all religions are the same. no one is superior.

  • @gt1111 so now ur athiest? just stop talking to me im done talking to u

  • @yeow2 why? bc i believe all relgions are equal. ur ignorant. read more and become educated about other religions

  • @gt1111 u forgot one thing, that i dont care what u think and stop talking to me!

  • @gt1111 dude, every type of religion will always take their followers as superior, and second of all,in the quran, says to respect all other religion.Please, even if you do hate islam, please read the quran first...a wise phylosopher once that religions functioned to elevate mankind from ignorance and animalist instict to civiity and a fuller beings, do not use the terrorist as a representaion of a whole religion....these people are sick due to many factors, but islam is one of them.

  • hahahahah islamic idiots

  • That was hilarious!

  • hahahahaha I like how this chubby bastard takes cheap shots at muslims, I just feel bad for him

  • @nopzic

    he takes cheap shots at everyone. he's a comedian. it's his job. no need for you to feel sorry for him. he's very successful.

  • @DeanAlves7 stop your "internet thugging," no one is scared of you, try making those threats in person, and you sound like a little 13/12 year old kid (or younger). You are the one who sounds like "white trash."

  • DEATH TO JIMMY KIMMEL ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

  • @kyleisreallycool ur a jew.... busted

  • @nopzic I'm definitely not a jew

  • @kyleisreallycool

    oh, relax. if you don't like comedy don't watch a comedy show.

  • @kyleisreallycool yeah im lebanese and muslim ... jimmy is making jokes about muslims so death to him allahu akbar

  • im arab and i didn't think it was funny. only cuz the acting was terribly corny. loll. love kimmel tho haha.

  • This was funny very stereotypical, I'm Arab n this was funny lol....

  • @EducatedWalrus im arab too but dude u shouldnt like that fucking show how and if u r a real arab or muslim u shouldnt like it ok.... ooh just stupid

  • Come onnn! this was toooo funny! People can talk about christians but if you mess with muslims you get dead threats, just saying. You all should learn how to enjoy humour. They used the guns cuz theyre talknig about a terrorist who happens to be muslim, and like most muslims theyre married to women wearing burkas! lay off!

  • seriously, everyone needs to stop freaking out over this video..it's called a joke. i'm muslim and this made me crack up.

  • @sarah5937 I can see why people see this as offensive, but Jimmy jokes about all kinds of religions and peoples. It's not like he is singling Muslims out. He's a comedian and comedians make fun of everyone.

  • @sarah5937 yeah this made me crack up too...im Muslim too im Lebanese ..from which country r u sarah?

  • the tallest one is my cousin

  • Jimmy Kimmel is a faggot.

  • @rayku21 nice one looooooooooooooooool

  • @rayku21 hay why did u say that to me ..oh damn im not gay ok ...and fuck gays bastards

  • i like jimmy kimmel but his is mean joke... not like this

  • You know there are threats coming jimmys way from the peaceful religion/cult/ideology.

  • hahaha I love how "bitch" was pronounced so perfectly

  • aren't they pretty

  • At least they have YouTube in Saudi land now :)))

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  • thatz bare out :( n btw he has 3 wifes so get it right :P

  • thatz bare out :(

  • They actually got the Arabic right hahahahaha

    gota love Jimmy Kimmel

  • @rob6van1dam9 I thought they did a good job on the Arabic too, I was surprised! But come on, you mean to tell me that they don't have a word for "bitch" in Arabic? :)

  • @jalabi99 that's true but i think it would be slightly less funny if they used the actually word

  • LOL talk is cheap and ESPECIALLY on the internet! Haha I dare ONE of u calling me "slut, ho" come in real life and say that. In real you americans act all nice and sweet but your real personalities come out in the internet haha I swear you amuse me. I feel very sad for those type of people =P

  • @TheMissSaudi be sad for your life not about us western people.. you saudis have a lot to teach us about hypocricy.. you live in a country where pedophiles are protected by medieval traditions... and we are also informed about the abuse of drugs and alcohol in the rich muslim people houses... don't be ridiculous..

  • THANK GOD I'm SAUDI! Cuz I can tell from your lame combat that you have the worst bias education on planet earth! Seriously I'm so proud I'M SAUDI! ;D

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  • @TheMissSaudi

    you're proud that the women in your society are treated like prisoners / children? you're proud that foreign workers are treated like slaves? you're proud that people aren't allowed to practice non -muslim religions in your country? pathetic.

  • @TheMissSaudi I would appreciate it if you wouldn't generalize all Americans just because some have posted rude comments. Thanks!

  • and one lives in white house

    

  • OMG osama osama osama please stop with the fucking osama jokes!

  • I think it's funny and don't see it as racist. It involves two jokes. First being that Osama's wives are acting like the Real Housewives of Orange County. The other is that they can't recognize each other because their faces are covered.

    Very few American women act like the Orange County Housewives. Muslim women who have to cover up in public don't have to cover up at home so it wouldn't be like that.

  • i wonder if they wear bikinis under that

  • for those that have a misunderstanding of Islam , its not in the religion to kill yourself and receive 72 virgins and all this non-sense . the guys that bomb themselves have been brainwashed , and they screwed up the Islam image for the real muslims.

    And Everyone is entitled to their opinion, so whoever wants to laugh at the video can do so , and whoever wants to dislike can do so , theres no need for conflict and hate , thats what has this world the way it is today.

    spread the love <3

    lol

  • @y0usef91 Let me clarify for you- Bin Laden was expecting 72 virgins..............we Americans misunderstood and gave him 25 Virginians instead!

    (Seals are based in Virginia, so you could call them Virginians and their were 25 of them on the raid) Feel free to use this line on anyone LOL!

  • @y0usef91 shut up you muslim dog

  • @toxic2k7 thanx buddy :)

  • @y0usef91 amen to that!! haha. people need to lighten up, seriously.

  • @y0usef91 NO they don't brother. Those who commit suicide bombing have a perfectly logical reason to do so.You tell me if u were an afghan sleeping at night with ur family & those Blood thirsty American troops dropped a 5000lb Phosphorous Bomb on ur home killing every one but u in ur family in front of u.What will u do?Wud u not retaliate?wud u not take revenge?Think about being striped of ur loved ones from u right b4 ur eyes&u think suicide bombers are brainwashed nut-heads who screwup ISLAM?

  • @y0usef91 So the Muslim world is brainwashed? Time for the final solution.

  • @Zero2562130 no , the fucked up ones that are taken advantage off are !! it strictly says in the "quran" that whoever kills themselves will be punished y spending eternity in hell .. so those who bomb themselves , and think there doing good are brainwashed ! , if Osama was such a good muslim , why didnt he bomb himself if its in the religion to do so ? , he didnt coz its wrong , so he brainwashes stupid fuckin kids and ruins the name of islam !! arabs hate him jst as much as the americans !

  • @y0usef91 The majority of them are, that's the problem. Have you seen pictures of Muslim protestors in Europe and the Middle East? "Europe is cancer, Islam is the answer". People holding up pictures of Osama after he was dead in outrage. If you actually took the time to research your information rather than act like a bleeding-heart pussy, you'd know that Arabs actually love him.

  • @y0usef91 Islam is a sick fascist ideology that seeks to dominate the world through jihad. It includes child rape, the devaluing women, slavery, incest, murder of apostates and those who don't comply (not to mention breastfeeding grown men (as ordered by moohamhead himself).

    You post your lies in order to spread more muslim deception, but the American youth are on to .

    Islam will be banned from the free WEST.

  • @thejihadresistance You're an idiot who told you all of this shit? was it probably your anti-muslim friends. Kid you have no idea what your talking about when Muslims went to war they wouldnt touch and elder woman ,man or a child they would be nice to the civilians and Muslim women do not breastfeed older men if you ask me your just one of these idiots who keep talking about things they don't even know so please get more information Faggot-face

  • @Kareemo227

    Ta Ta Taqiyya

    Thanks you proved that most muslims do not even read the hadiths.

    You have been deceived. You don't know Islam yet you blindly follow moohamhead to hell.

  • @thejihadresistance Actually you're the idiot can you give me all of the hadiths that say that Islam wants to dominate the world or rape anyone? I am an ordinary guy living in Egypt. I don't child rape anyone or walk around ninjas and I have a lot of Christian friends

  • @y0usef91 This is the other side of the ObL  fairytale >>You tube

    Dr. Steve Pieczenik & Alex Jones-FULL INTERVIEW (5-3-11)

  • @TheMissSaudi I think YOU have a problem, but that's been pointed out by others. He is not attacking Islam, he is not attacking any race, and he is not being racist. For those who don't know, being racist means HATING a race. He is simply making a JOKE, and you either like it or you don't like it, there's no reason to make a great, big, SHITFEST! You want to be proud of Islam, be proud, he is not saying you shouldn't be. IT"S "NOT" ABOUT YOU!