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Saying he needs to write new jokes each time is like saying a singer should sing a new song each time they perform or that each time a play runs on Broadway, the ending should change. It's just not possible.
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he does use the same jokes, he does need to get more material, i mean he seems to be trying to expand out to joking on current events and people who invite him to shows. but the story lines are usually the same
@MrZyod you know whats strange? If you had watched his shows, you would know that he isn't MOCKING Islamic people. Its terrorists. Not Islamic people in general. Plus, they're jokes. He doesn't do it to be rude. All comedians do it to make people laugh. Besides, if you hate him so much, don't watch him anymore.
Yea this routine is old but he is still hella funny. Idk why he chooses to take walter to everything. He needs to take Peanut sometimes. Walter's character is funny but he's an ass.
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@sw204me why don't you try to come up with funny material several times a year? let's see how that goes before you start bashing others...hell, everybody does it. russell peters uses the same jokes until he writes his next show, and then he uses those. besides, who else do you know who can recover from any blooper and make it seem like part of the show?
@veoviscool12 Look him up on youtube and you will find videos of him like 20 years ago, literally saying the exact same lines. There is a difference from doing the same things till your next show, and flat out never coming up with anything new. Look up gabriel iglesias, that dude has new shit like every show.
@sw204me I admit he should stop, but if has been doing this for 10 Years, He is eventually going to run out of jokes! He is hilarious, but you always have to think how difficult it is to make jokes! So he repeats them! Out of , say 100 people, watch this show, whats the chance their going to see him again? I'd say about maybe 20-30 people? Which is a problem, the 70-80 people who isn't going to seem him again! So it is worth it to repeat it!
"way to go! Bet you cant do that again!"
MrCalvin59 3 weeks ago
why does he use the same jokes over and over again
w20089 1 month ago
day ja vu much
TheDsBeast 1 month ago
@w20089 because hes comedian. all comedians do. they dont think of new stuff each time
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nikoolific 1 month ago
Hurricane means Hurry came hahahahhaaha
nahroub89 2 months ago
@ 5:16
Letterman: "Thank you, Walter"
Walter: "Go fu*k yourself"
Letterman: "Hu, hu" :-/
prreynolds 2 months ago 3
SONNI WITH A CHANCE !!
FrozenOsu 3 months ago
Hey my girl calls me hurricane!ill have a talk with her....and will see what she says later... ;)
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foodtogo1 3 months ago
Olé
shelby4369 3 months ago
i feel them 72 slutty broads who know what they're doing have liked the top comment.
xboxfanuk 4 months ago 4
O o
Clawdeen1234Wolf 4 months ago
aaa shut the damn door!!!
MrBlanemyers 4 months ago
25 people can't do ventriloquism.
x716ViRuSX 4 months ago 4
SHUT THE HELL. UP! XD
NeoNekoPup 4 months ago
well April fools dumass
463pokemon 4 months ago
death threats to lettermn reflect this greatly
Mrfailking1 4 months ago
its amazing how he can use his left or his right hand to control the puppets.
( you're a perv )
MrTorche98 5 months ago
@MrTorche98 hh
MrMat1998 4 months ago
YOU SUCK
ZombieJaidon 5 months ago
WELL APRIL FOOLS DUMBASS ;P
ozzyfreak5 5 months ago
sometimes i forget they are puppets
zombeymonkeys 6 months ago 135
@zombeymonkeys just like you did now :D is it not they :)
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ilovebtr23 6 months ago
hey shut the damn door!
Aaron64188 7 months ago 4
25 people are suicide bombers.
pokeloveriscool 7 months ago
I feel bad for Paul...
R0ckG1r7 7 months ago
J: How're you going to get over there?
W: Just throw me.
HAHAHHAHAHAH
pianoisloved 7 months ago 5
herd it
Beatles4ever9 7 months ago
well u dont have a jacket like this well i can kick ur a**
CodeyBettinger 7 months ago
Lol "Just throw me"
KatieStalvatore13 8 months ago 2
The FEMA comment is great!!!
KaptKan1 8 months ago
awesome
Survivalofme 8 months ago
WELL APRIL FOOL DUMBASS !! HAHAHA XD!
15MaRyGaiL15 8 months ago 3
its the energy...Its my nightmare !!! LOL
TheFoxSays 10 months ago 2
This is the edited version he talked about in his book! Cool!
TDog14126 10 months ago
@TDog14126 hows it edited?
jonimaher 8 months ago
@jonimaher if i remember correctly, they took out a lot of jokes about terrorist material. the editing is flawless, though
TDog14126 8 months ago
25 people don't like old people
PooBeanz 10 months ago 2
"72 virgins... why not 72 slutty broads who know what they're doing"
MaybeForAkiss 11 months ago 139
why you, why i atta
walter: shut the hell up
why you, you dont have a jacket like this
walter: i.. i.. i'll kick your ass
dunham: how you gonna get over there?
walter: ha, just throw me, *trys to make him flinch*
MrJownking 1 year ago 3
Jaffafa Dunnhaaam ... dot com
danieladamko 1 year ago
1:18 LOLOLOLOL XD XD
HaruhiFanNumber1 1 year ago
the Hurricane exciting in the beginning and ends as a disaster xd
tequizle 1 year ago 3
on a stick.
everythingman987 1 year ago
"Ay! Shut the damn door!" LMFAO
dharmaseed 1 year ago
25 people are hurricanes in bed :)
SadGothEmoKid 1 year ago
I like this video but I still think "elvisflorian" is funnier
SuperSupercrunchy 1 year ago
just throw me!
adonis123alvarez 1 year ago
jeff used the same joke again... thats too bad....
Blackgear95 1 year ago
Y DOES JEFF USE THE SAME LINES???
TheJohna9416 1 year ago 2
@TheJohna9416
because many people might not have heard it before.
bigbearomaha 1 year ago 2
He looks funny when the puppet is talking.
SephirothBurger 1 year ago
my wife calls me the earthquake quick but devastating with aftershocks!!
PFCZickert 1 year ago
lolz the hurricane
austin6966 1 year ago
ha ha ha so f in funny
1008sat 1 year ago
april fools dumbass!!!!
MrTehnoobshowfan 1 year ago
Paul: Why I oughta!
Walter: Oh, shut the hell up!
I love Walter...Paul is such a dumbass
noxvesica 1 year ago 2
wow hes funny
jzfootball22 1 year ago
awsome lol
brassmonkeyhero 1 year ago
72 virgin guys ... just like you!
SkullBlah1 1 year ago
Ricky martin lol
SS8STEVE 1 year ago
Letterman doesn't seem to like Jeff... or his act.
ShadowXII 1 year ago
how you get along with ther...just throw me!!! ('',)
solexes87 1 year ago
the crowd sucks
alex19589 1 year ago
hey shut da dam door! xD hahaha funny
Zerolightful 1 year ago
72 guys? what if the suicide bomber was a girl lol she'd have a field day
pokemonlova99 1 year ago
@pokemonlova99
That wouldn't be cool having 72 dicks being thrusted at you
RogueRX8 1 year ago
@RogueRX8 rofl not for guys (unless they are gay) and for you Im assumin you a girl but idk lol
pokemonlova99 1 year ago
@pokemonlova99 Actually i'm a guy and straight , but regardless 72 is too many lol gangbang is an understatement
RogueRX8 1 year ago
@RogueRX8 ok well I do appoligise if you took offense to it lol wasnt trying to offend you
pokemonlova99 1 year ago
@pokemonlova99 No offense taken just wanted to clarify that's all
RogueRX8 1 year ago
@RogueRX8 ok lol once again sorry bout that
pokemonlova99 1 year ago
i wonder what Walter's ideal 72 virgins would look like? ewww...
harmonicaman008 1 year ago
i like achmed more. don't like walter much.
xyndy89 1 year ago
you dont have a jacket like this ill kick your ass
michael79331 1 year ago
If ANYONE of you like ventriloquists like Jeff look up me and enjoy!
jeffdunhamtobe 1 year ago
the guy opens the door and i popped out and said HEY SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!!! xD LOL!
ironmana112 1 year ago 2
1.Walter
2.Peanut
3.Achmet
Ninaki13th 1 year ago
@Ninaki13th noo achmeeaa LOL!
ironmana112 1 year ago
i love this guy ......jeff is tha best
Alyssa0401 1 year ago
lol
WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL?!
RoseBloodBlack 1 year ago
@RoseBloodBlack back 2 u
ejaperez1959 1 year ago
ignorant bastard ..!!
liverpooly44 1 year ago
:( It's too bad he's just spitting the jokes out, there's not enough tension for the punchlines.
gagemonster555 1 year ago
Saying he needs to write new jokes each time is like saying a singer should sing a new song each time they perform or that each time a play runs on Broadway, the ending should change. It's just not possible.
tracyblogger 1 year ago 5
@tracyblogger I agree, not every time needs new jokes, but I'm sure a few years is plently long enough.
Reyrocksall 1 year ago
I love walter!!! He's the best :)
Hysteriaj 1 year ago 2
iLY WaLTeR<3
SwaqqSkilledRocker 1 year ago
He needs a G.Bush doll that would be so funny
fpvshitsonhsv 1 year ago 67
@fpvshitsonhsv He will have the same intelect as Bubba J lol
Hibike192 5 months ago
Awesome, but I've heard all of his jokes. A little bit disappointing.
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dancinindarain100 1 year ago
3:47 Acmed came to my mind ((can't spell))
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kulter20 1 year ago
WALTER FAN PAGE ON FACEBOOK. PLEASE LIKE HIS PAGE
GO TO MY CHANNEL AND OPEN THE LINK THAT YOU WILL FIND IN THE COMMENT AREA. WALTER IS WAITING FOR EACH OF YOU =)
TheCutterpillow 1 year ago
Holy "same material in every show" Batman!!
amjott 1 year ago 2
he does use the same jokes, he does need to get more material, i mean he seems to be trying to expand out to joking on current events and people who invite him to shows. but the story lines are usually the same
derek2007 1 year ago
this is walter fan page on facebook. like it for walter! ^_^
Go to my channel then open the link that you'll see in the comment area
i wasn't able to post the link here because youtube don't allow to add sites here via comment.
GO WALTER! ^_^
TheCutterpillow 1 year ago
shut the h#ll up siad walter
Barrmicetero8 1 year ago
All comedians slam other ethnic groups, it is what sells.
KaPTinKLuTcH 1 year ago
funny but he does not need to bring the hatred into it.. he would have bn alot more successful but now he just messed up big time. what a loss
Naser0east0side 1 year ago
Walter is funny as hell ! :)
knut124 1 year ago
ich find den tüpen super.die puppen sowie sein talen sind was besonderes.
ich schau mir regelmässig alle videos an.
ich finds nur schade das sich die witze in den letzten 2 jahrzehnten nicht geändert haben.
aber trotzdem....TOP!!!!
tammer78 1 year ago
was dave too afraid to talk to Walter?
thoosejakob149 1 year ago
ole! lol... dunno why I find that so funny but i lol'd irl XP
AnotherCannibal 1 year ago
can he really move the puppet with the other hand too?... that's amazing...
pencid 1 year ago
72 virgins waiting for him. APRIL FOOLS!!
too funny
123456789mischief 1 year ago
Paul Schaffer is a dumbass, walter was right, shut the hell up, hes doing his standup.. no one wants to hear you.
mrseed76 1 year ago
What exactly does "hurricane" mean?
CharlesStudios 1 year ago
@CharlesStudios its a natures catastrofe ( proberly not correct spelled but whatever)
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Don't moke Islam MOTHERFUCKERS .. FUCK YOU JEFF
MrZyod 1 year ago
@MrZyod you know whats strange? If you had watched his shows, you would know that he isn't MOCKING Islamic people. Its terrorists. Not Islamic people in general. Plus, they're jokes. He doesn't do it to be rude. All comedians do it to make people laugh. Besides, if you hate him so much, don't watch him anymore.
ZeKe2300 1 year ago
Yea this routine is old but he is still hella funny. Idk why he chooses to take walter to everything. He needs to take Peanut sometimes. Walter's character is funny but he's an ass.
owlr 1 year ago
Jeff sure is small but cool even though he uses that joke too many times
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pianojchick 1 year ago
thats funny
glang67 1 year ago
'lululullululluluiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee! cuckf!'
ace stuff! :D
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zarkooncevski 2 years ago
walter sounds like al bundy
hyoboy81 2 years ago 4
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anamatos90 2 years ago
BET YOU CAN DO IT FREAKING AGAIN
DegreesX 2 years ago 13
cant*
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trixie10121 2 years ago
i want to see more sweet daddy d :*(
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Exciting at first but it ends in disaster :D
SolidShinoda 2 years ago
"SHUT THE HELL UP IM HERE ALREADY" dude xD
hakiralolandcutedawn 2 years ago 42
lol when ever is walter ..is like this
dunham is ur wife in town
walter yes
dunham having a good time?
walter yeah .....pisses me off
but i LMAO
sgAKAchina 2 years ago 32
"Well April fools dumbass!" XD Lmao~!
TheCorpsegirl666 2 years ago 10
3:50 - 4:02 AWESOME!!!
Bet you can't friggin doing it AGAIN!!! xD
laurensmalter 2 years ago
April fools dumb ass!!!
WestFerrisChick 2 years ago
@NoPainNoGain200
The song is called "Livin' La Vida Loca" and not "Living The Vida Loca".
linkinscooter 2 years ago 3
La in Spanish is the feminine form of the...but, yes the real title is "Livin La Vida Loca" which translates to Livin' the Crazy Life.
TheRedSoxAreAwesome 2 years ago
but u cant freakin do it again!!!
Lool
Mj67freak 2 years ago 2
Jeff Dunham is probably the god of all ventriloquists... 5/5 for Walter and 5/5 for Achmed. Excellent job, Jeff!
DanielLegendaryJarl 2 years ago 132
@DanielLegendaryJarl YUP
zillyjustin212 1 year ago
@DanielLegendaryJarl wat about peanut 5/5
sassygeorgina1100 1 year ago
@DanielLegendaryJarl you men
10/5 for Walter
10/5 for Achmed
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He really needs to stop using the same jokes in every dag on show he does. The same shit for like 10 years....
sw204me 2 years ago 85
and yet it's still pretty funny XD
videogamegeek917 2 years ago 26
@sw204me why don't you try to come up with funny material several times a year? let's see how that goes before you start bashing others...hell, everybody does it. russell peters uses the same jokes until he writes his next show, and then he uses those. besides, who else do you know who can recover from any blooper and make it seem like part of the show?
veoviscool12 1 year ago
@veoviscool12 Look him up on youtube and you will find videos of him like 20 years ago, literally saying the exact same lines. There is a difference from doing the same things till your next show, and flat out never coming up with anything new. Look up gabriel iglesias, that dude has new shit like every show.
sw204me 1 year ago
@sw204me I admit he should stop, but if has been doing this for 10 Years, He is eventually going to run out of jokes! He is hilarious, but you always have to think how difficult it is to make jokes! So he repeats them! Out of , say 100 people, watch this show, whats the chance their going to see him again? I'd say about maybe 20-30 people? Which is a problem, the 70-80 people who isn't going to seem him again! So it is worth it to repeat it!
TheEdomingo1 1 year ago
@sw204me idiot,this is how he promote his dvds
pinturikio1 1 year ago
"it's the energy"
"it's the nightmare"
LMAO! XD
JaCoBlUvEr7 2 years ago 9
i want that puppet
geezemycheese 2 years ago 6
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living the vida loca !!! my favorite ever song! the better it gets the better it gets. i love letterman. thanks for posting this is wonderful! lol
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LAME! ='( they cut out the "Way to go HABIB! Bet you cant freakin do it again!" XD
PandoraProject 2 years ago
uh ... no they didnt o.o
akshta10145 2 years ago
funny as hell
DAVE496 2 years ago 5
i love how they bring back "the hurricane" later on XD
xoTheInsidesOutxo 2 years ago
Where can I buy his CD at?
Michelle31015 2 years ago
a store
travisbush657 2 years ago
Walmart
ghostdude123456 2 years ago 3
Thank you I would love to get one for my brother for Christmas.
Michelle31015 2 years ago
wal mart has all of his
kenworth2011 2 years ago 2
jeff is like the floating head hahaha
rebelfartland 2 years ago 2
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e2kincb1 2 years ago
You can't expect him to come up with new stuff for a five-minute appearance on a talk-show, can you?
He saves that stuff for the specials, and the TV series.
ggctuk 2 years ago 3
I hate Paul Schaeffer. I would like him more if he didn't exist. Or was somebody else.....
B66R90 2 years ago 2
ii KNO RiTE!!
HE RUiNS THE MOMENT HAHA
AshlayPiie101 2 years ago
Come to brownwood TX and give me ur autograph and video with Walter sayin SHUT THE DAMN DOOR hahahahahahha
rubyroborr 2 years ago 6
aprill fools dumbass
yuikon1 2 years ago 7
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krishjj 2 years ago
way to go, bet you can't freakin do it again!
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Shut The Hell Up I I I'll kick your ass
fredsavage3434 2 years ago
lol that frecking funny
mike33155h 2 years ago
2:20 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AdigaTraceurAdiga 2 years ago
2:36 / 5:22
ShiningStarNetwork 2 years ago
hahaha at the end- walter says to david letterman "go fuck yourself"
XIPM3 2 years ago 3
lmfao! walter at 0:26 - 0:45
zangairam 2 years ago 3
Jeff really let it rip--wow. "chill pill" comes to mind.
BlakeMason2 2 years ago
lol the whole thing was SOOOOOOOO FUNNY "April fools dumbass" and "SHUT THE HELL UP WERE HER ALREADY" was the funny lines
Tori10012 2 years ago
" SHUT THE HELL UP!!" lmao
cherypi555 2 years ago 9
awkward......
GrayKittyKat 2 years ago 2
"Just throw me!"
Straksinn 2 years ago 4
April Fools dumbass lol
Mad funny
2BravoDelta 2 years ago 6
whos talking to walter in the begging 1:23
AsItsWritten 2 years ago