Scorpion, stinging and eating a "kissing" or "assassin" bug

[starcat971]

I like your style!

[pipercolt1963]

just watched 1000 ways to die tonight on that thing,  some guy in brazil got bit, didn't kill him till 20 years later, up here in Canada however, we've got another little nasty called a deer tick, it gives you something similar, called lime desease, only you can't see them their so small

[jesus77755]

the scorpion's like "HA, kissing bug, took care of your ass, here you go, i kill the bug you hate".

[Kerberoz01]

damn, never seen a bug keep struggling that long after a buthid sting... tough little bastard

[arbatson]

Wouldn't you know if you got bitten by an assassin bug? I read their bites are more painful than a wasp. I found some in my garden (in Austin TX) and burned them with my fireplace lighter. They ate some of my caterpillar friends. jackasses. not welcome in my garden.

[apraksti]

your lucky that thing came

[philateliceun]

assasin bug

[waterjourney]

Because it was my own "private" boulder, on my own "private" beach, down below an old lighthouse, two day hitchiking down a dirt road and a boat ride away from any other gringo touron. Why do you ask?

[TheSilentSniper1337]

Why did you sleep outside a lighthouse on a boulder?...

[Decker654]

I just found an Assassin bug in my home, I'm going to have trouble sleeping now...

[bangbang29]

scorpion vs cockroach-- damn those cockroaches their disgusting

[waterjourney]

I was the closest source of blood as far as I could see. I had been sleeping on top of a big granite boulder the size of a microbus at the base of some cliffs right by the ocean. These guys were under my backpack which was lying right next to me all night. My suspicion is that the kissing bug flew in at night, fed on me, and weighted down with my blood, or perhaps injured, was vulnerable to capture as it perhaps could not immediately fly away. The scorpion, knowing it business, found its prey.

[TalonMercenary]

so the bug bit you before the scorpion attacked it?

[littlebrother01]

"Kiss" this dickweed! So now I know the "real" reason people want to come to america. Fewer killer bugs. I mean apart from Black Widows, Hobo Spiders, Brown Recluses, Some others I'm forgetting and half a dozen different flavors of tick.

[0o0FISHER0o0]

nice one i hate kissing bugs so thanks lol

[flong187]

I would give that scorpion so much food its probably jsut saved ur life

[elseedo]

You hate dem bugs eh?

[lemonrhyme13]

Fuck assassin bugs! Worst insect ever! GO SCORPION!

[RAPTOR948]

that scorpion did you a favor and got a reward for it, it killed a bug that may be slowly taking your life and he got a meal out of it. be glad that scorpion took it too that bitch.

[hippyandchicky]

Scorpion saved your ass..

[waterjourney]

Actually I am not sure that I did not get infected with Chagas's disease. The Assasin bug was full of what quite probably was my blood. It is hard to see on the video as it has gotten blurry for some reason. i need to reupload. It may take up to 20 years for the protozoans to start eating me from the inside. Tests are often inconclusive and I have no health insurance. But its all kind of romantic as Darwin died of the same disease.

[undeadpresident]

@waterjourney I'm pretty sure I got Chagas, and the doctors wouldn't believe me or give me the drug, or even examine the assassin bugs I caught. I was bit almost 2 months ago and my hand is still swollen...It's the fecal matter from the bug that gets into the bite wounds or other openings in your body where the protozoa get in. I can actually see the little fuckers swimming through my field of vision when the lighting is right and I defocus my eyes. Pretty scary.

[stealthwolf29]

@undeadpresident Everyone has those! They're called floaters. They are just broken pieces of tissue in your eye fluid! If not that, it could also be just little cells or bacteria. Go to an eye doctor and get it checked out! Hope I helped!

[undeadpresident]

@stealthwolf29 Floaters don't swim, they float. That's like comparing a piece of driftwood to a fish.

[stealthwolf29]

@undeadpresident IDK man, just trying to suggest things that might make him feel better, but I have little tiny circles that zoom across my eye all the time in the right lighting... idk.

[DTeKDeV]

@waterjourney What if you get a wife. Would it be awkward to tell your wife you have stuff eating you?

[jamieaguinaldo]

pwn the assassin bug, scorpion PWN HIIIM !

[xeoloph]

lol that is awesome i would have wanted the assasin bug win though =(

[ErgonomicChair]

Actually they ALL carry the disease the bite does nothing, its their phecies that do.. Hopefully you did NOT scratch ANY itches you have, if you did get checked out immediately!

[leightweight420]

i hate kissing bugs looks like Scorpion is a hero

[0o0FISHER0o0]

@leightweight420 same

[poledancer2be]

take no prisoners

[MadCircle01]

I saw a couple while camping in N.carolina.scare the shit out of me,not the actual bug but the fact that if it has his way with you, your dead!