Behold An Unintended Consequence of Your First Amendment!

[SocialistCatgirl]

If the Haitians are suffering as a punishment for a pact with the devil made by their ancestors, doesn't that mean that helping them entails interfering with God's wrath and betraying Him therefore?

You heard the man, folks. Let any Haitian who suffers for any reason continue to suffer, or Jesus will consider you a traitor. Nevermind that it was the ancestors, and not modern Haitians, who allegedly made the Satanic pact, or that there's no evidence FOR this pact. >_>

[Gravija1980]

Wait a minute... if Haitians made a pact with the devil, wouldn't that mean they were cursed with earthquakes by god? So YHWH or Jesus was the one who killed them all and caused suffering because they made a deal with the wrong supernatural being. Thanks, Pat for clearing that up and showing what a monster your god is!

[Xytos]

"the unintended consequence of your first amendment"

[Aaron1975melbourne]

Q: How can you tell when some fictitious yarn is totally whacko and the teller knows it?

A: They say, "True story".

[lhurien]

Robertson is the devil.

[freakystyley4000]

Just DIE already.

[Brenda2OOO]

Fundies are ridiculous.

[MrJohnnyrace]

Pat, where did you get the money for the helicopters for your diamond mines in Africa ??? Oh yes, your telethon for helping those in Africa.

[noobler9]

that's a real person saying those words? lawls.

[RadarKat73080]

I looked EVERYWHERE for this "pact with the devil"; aside from Pat's mention of it, also plenty of stuff about his pact with Satan, I couldn't find a word about it!

[minggnim]

Even his lackey seems to know he's an idiot!

[AmosTheTalented]

Quite so! She's like, "Aw...hell no!"

[gskowal]

"it's true story.." lol like the rest of religious nonsense...

[tapastrat]

This show is always on, and I always hear them saying really fucked up shit about other people that aren't christians. They are the biggest walking army ready to just DIE for god. Especially the really devout ones. IT IS WACKED. They are all just fans of the same book. BOZOS

[EdBoonSucks]

Whenever the woman that was mmmmm....ing about, (Translation) "Your an idiot."

[SilverDragonPhoenix]

yeah if i were sitting next to pat it have taken alot of will power to not reach across and punch that motherfucker in his selfrightious face. God i cant wait for the day he goes to hell like his pal jerry did

[jussts]

You know, I've seen that Pat Robertson clip a million times now but I was so astounded by his stupidity that I never noticed that he's telling all this shit to a black woman... brass balls.

[thursdaysrecords]

Why do these hate preachers always claim to have compassion and sympathy for the peole they pursecute? Did they have compassion and sympathy for the human beings kept in chains as their property, forced to work because "the Lord said it should be that way"?

The MacArthurs of this world are keeping injustice alive, they support cruelty, pain and suffering along with needless sacrifices, all endured by OTHERS.

If there is evil, it's OWNED by the preachers of ignorance, hate and injustice.

[blizzy63]

Charlatan. Spinning "truths" to the weak for profit while standing on a prop bible. He makes millions and he doesn't worry about having to answer for his acts after his demise.

[regszikora]

This Lady has class, she so politely Bitch Slapped Pat Robertson on the Air and still keeps her job. Well done. Pat Robertson is what makes Christianity hated around the world. but then it is profitable to do so. Cry Victim, and then ask for the money. I can see it now Robertson will now say the the Press is out to get him. We need your support. The Press is Liberal. We need your Money. Help Haiti we need your Money. See I am the Victim, We need your Money... on and on and on.

[guymaxima]

What a sick man. People like him have caused so much trouble to the church. Their day will come.......

[arklyn]

This is just the latest of his foolish remarks. I just shake my head every time I hear him open his mouth and say something stupid.

Seriously, we who are from VA Beach are ashamed that he and his organization are there. He has said so many foolish things over the years. Has he been senile all this time?

Could we please move his CBN headquarters somewhere else? Maybe somewhere out in the Atlantic Ocean? He could preach to the sharks, maybe get a revelation from a Dolphin. ;) lol

[FatherTime89]

It's not really an unintended consequence. Pat gets to say stuff like that, we get to call him all sorts of nasty names.

[journeyman66]

please someone get this piece of shit racist motherfuckers ass kicked , cause I´d love to do so

[0213742300]

Oh she's totally not agreeing. If you make the interviewee feel safe, tey tend to spill their guts more than if they feel you are hostile to them. If she wasn't so polite to him, you might not get to see the man exposed on television.

[edubluv]

He makes me seriously sick. I want to bitch slap that lady sitting there and agreeing with him.

[BigJov]

@edubluv  She's not agreeing with him simply relating him, reporting what he claimed. But as a matter of fact she is far rom agreeing to him !

[AVoiceCrying33]

For a man who claims to speak for God, He really needs to read His word

[AVoiceCrying33]

James 1:6 If anyone considers himself religious and yet does not keep a tight rein on his tongue, he deceives himself and his religion is worthless.

James 3:1 1Not many of you should presume to be teachers, my brothers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly.

James 3:6 The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole person, sets the whole course of his life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell.

[dontbelivewhatyourea]

"and so the devil said "it's a deal"...Pat should know. What a jerk.

[hkyson]

Pat Robertson is a senile ignoramus. He said that Napoleon III was emperor when the Haitian slaves revolted. This is like saying that Adam and Eve lived with the dinosaurs!

Harleigh Kyson Jr.

[Xanctus]

@hkyson they didn't live with dinosaurs? :) this is the age of stupidity, not for ppl like good old Pat, but for the millions that follow him.

[ShadowPa1adin]

He'd also say that as well.

[KcItaliaPlaya]

It is a matter of well-documented historical fact that the nation of Haiti was dedicated to Satan 200 years ago.

On August 14, 1791, a group of houngans (voodoo priests), led by a former slave houngan named Boukman, made a pact with the Devil at a place called Bois-Caiman.

All present vowed to exterminate all of the white Frenchmen on the island.

They sacrificed a black pig in a voodoo ritual at which hundreds of slaves drank the pigs blood...

[cjlovick]

@KcItaliaPlaya: Not well known, and even if some did, no person is condemned if they are Christian. The bible says so. So Reverend Yoda is dead wrong, and so are you.

[wywyization]

ummm..... 'true story'.... what a fool.

[monawachsler]

He's done.

[djanielamy]

yo1o2eggs that is a RUDE COMMENT! you sounded very ignorant. Like Haiti is a place to condemn people. That is downright foul. And just the same way he can not pass judgement neither can you.

[myownbiggestfan]

If I were to give yo1o2eggs a little bit of credit (warranted or not) I'd imagine that what he meant is that if Robertson were living there, then he wouldn't be so quick to make such ignorant remarks.

[cjlovick]

Does anyone else think that Pat Robertson looks like Yoda??!! Reverend Yoda does not represent Christ at all.

[b0rk3d]

@cjlovick Don't you dare insult my Yoda.

[RonPaulGeorgeRingo]

It was sad and tragic when right-wing fundamentalists (like Pat Robertson) hijacked Jesus back in the early 1980s (about the same time Islam was also hijacked by fundamentalists). Money-grubbing televangelists, the "moral" "majority", and other so-called "Christians" - the modern day Pharisees . . .

Well, thank God Jesus is no longer a GOP "hostage". These clowns and hypocrites have nothing to do with Jesus' SIMPLE message. It's good to see people FINALLY waking up.

[postalgbv]

I know for a FACT that the devil uses the long-form "okedoke" instead of "OK".

[hooliganwasportbike]

@postalgbv freakin hilarious!

[GriffinPilgrim]

Anyone else imagining him being tortured?

[MaryJesusJoseph]

And what's with this woman sitting there staring at him as if he's not rambling idiotic, offensive drivel.

[yo1o2eggs]

Death is too good for Pat....I wish he lived in Haiti.

[ahr8p]

Pat Robertson masturbates when people die. He is a DeSadian character.

If you meet him, spit in his face!

[ProfMTH]

"Satan said, 'OK, it's a deal.'"

Right there someone should have thrown a net over him and taken him off to get the help he so desperately needs.

[Jegermeister0]

love how he says : true story.

Fucking asshole

[southparkgtaca]

@cgordon6969 Not if that person is Limbaugh.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

He just pulls this stuff out of his ass knowing his followers will believe whatever he spouts out...... this is beyond sad....

[coddlinghimmler]

"True story" LOL will this asshole please die already?

[Zentz29]

pat robertson is such a pathetic peice of shit...

[PaganRon]

Where did I say "I wish Pat Robertson would die"? Easy, I didn't. I said that the old basterd needs to die and given his age maybe this year sometime. Next time try not putting what you are wishing for on to me, because it will not work.

[indy528]

fucking retarded moron...Geeezzzz

[bbbbmer]

robertson is the personification of evil himself, for pronouncing others as somehow so out of a banality of conscience, is profoundly unchristian... cancer will reach him sooner than later, and is too kind a demise for him...

[indy528]

@bbbbmer ...loll

i so agree with you!!

[wubbadubdub]

he makes so much fucking money talking that shit, you wouldn't believe

[kschumannjr]

This is the mentality of the elderly ultra-Christian white society in the USA. No compassion with the exception for other whites. This man was claiming that we need to save the people of Georgia (the country) during the 2 week war with Russia. But Haiti? Let em burn.

[godlessmessiah]

surely someone can run him down in their car.....ill pay you!

[WouldbeSage]

Is she suggesting that the first amendment is a bad thing?

[integral]

Obviously not.

[wakencrn]

Rachel is not saying that the first amendment is bad. For those that think that, please grow a brain. The first amendendment allows for the freedom of speech, whether it be good or bad. In this case of Mr. Robertson, it's just plain ole bad. That's all she was saying and I agree with her all the way.

[p3snooper]

A true fruitcake. He belongs with Limbaugh, Coulter, Palin, Malkin, and all the other far right wing frootloops.

[obamadidit2008]

i'm so amazed that the black lady sitting next to him didn't slap him in total disgust and walk off the 700 club set

[spiffythealien]

@obamadidit2008 He's probably keeping her as a slave according to his magic book.

[manuelcampidelli]

@obamadidit2008 The first amendment implies that you don't slap one who just said something obnoxious. That, however, does not prevent you from walking out of the room in disgust while declaring to the world that if you gave Pat Robertson an enema he could be buried in a match box. Mmm... that reminds me of a colleague of his...

[KasparHauser4]

The debbil made me do it!

[NwZ2]

This guy has absolutely fucking no idea what he's talking about and it's just yet another PROOF that slavery is endorsed by the bible.

"Hey! trying to free yourselves? well clearly using your indigenous/native religion to emancipate yourself from the cold, iron brittle of the CHATTEL SLAVERY we imposed on you, courtesy of hte bible of course, is EVIL! don't do it!"

Fucking aye. I wanna slap him.

[PaganRon]

Pat Robertson is older then dirt and just needs to die. I maybe willing to take bids on him dieing this year sometime, any takers?

[thesandwich234]

Ehh, if 2009 has taught us anything, it's not the old the particularly die. It's just that nature needs to kill well known figures, that are in no way related. And I just don't think nature is going to kill him this year, but next year (of course that's just my gambling theory).

[justbekindtooall]

Shame on him, he is a disgusting man, mental ill.

he spit in the face of the dead and suffering, mental illness.