Per day, I'd say I hate far more then I feel like I like something. I like my western omelets but while I'm eating that, there's about seventeen other things I hate, like my apartment, my breath, whatever's on the tv, whatever's in the paper. The I walk outside and it'll be a nice day out "Wow that's great", it's a good feeling, for a split second, then I realize I hate my neighborhood.
...
Because I- apparently you can't play music after six pm in this country.
Per day, I'd say I hate far more things than like, I like something. I like my western omlette but while I'm eating that, there's about 17 other things I hate, like my apartment, my breath, whatever's on the TV, whatever's in the paper. Then I walk outside and it will be a nice day out and I go, "Oh that's great, it's a good feeling," for a split second, then I realize I hate my neighborhood. Because apparently you can't play music after 6pm in this country.
the episode where hes bartending, is the fucking best. he tosses that umbrella into brendans moms drink, and it does a flip in mid air, before landing in the glass. hilarious.
This is one of my favorite videos and is in mine, which brings me to a question, if you have a video added to favorites and you want to remove it, how do you do it
I can see it now: 4th of July would be celebrated by firing off nuclear weapons and he'd get into an argument with the Secretary of Defense about why the Football is NOT an actual football.
Hey R33MIX fans im a tree
lumberjum555 1 week ago
I Miss this show....
treydog3000 2 weeks ago
What is the song??
Pivotchop 2 weeks ago
Exactly all of our lives
AlpahCorp 3 weeks ago
This is my life in a nutshell.
heilbeezlebub 2 months ago
Song? c:
PNCH1ER 3 months ago
Per day, I'd say I hate far more then I feel like I like something. I like my western omelets but while I'm eating that, there's about seventeen other things I hate, like my apartment, my breath, whatever's on the tv, whatever's in the paper. The I walk outside and it'll be a nice day out "Wow that's great", it's a good feeling, for a split second, then I realize I hate my neighborhood.
...
Because I- apparently you can't play music after six pm in this country.
Cyanistic 4 months ago
I don't necessarily have a crush on Jon Benjamin. But I have a MAJOR crush on his voice.
MissGrapeNehi 4 months ago
This feels like Francis in a nutshell.
Starfalko 5 months ago
@Starfalko left 4 dead francis?
crackshot783 3 months ago
@crackshot783 Yeah.
Or in this case
Left 4 Guirk
Starfalko 3 months ago
Wow. McGuirk just described how I feel, haha.
MyRetroCareerMelted 5 months ago
COACH MCGUIRK IS FRANCIS!
JellyBelly9797 6 months ago
@JellyBelly9797 no, francis doesnt hate his vest
tomatojamsam 5 months ago
@tomatojamsam did i say coach mcguirk hates his vest?
JellyBelly9797 5 months ago
@JellyBelly9797 no, but the title says he hates everything
tomatojamsam 5 months ago
@tomatojamsam And the title of several other videos is "Francis hates everything", but we all know that isn't true
JellyBelly9797 5 months ago
*nods in agreement with Coach McGuirk*
Brinah 7 months ago
I remember when I first saw what H. jon benjamin looked liked and I was so disappointed. deep down i wanted him to look exactly like mcguirk.
pardingo 9 months ago 4
i like everything, but everyone avoids me
SmashLiXs 10 months ago
Francis would get along with this guy
T3XProductions 11 months ago
These old adult swim ads were amazing.
ziggykelly 1 year ago
the season premiere was on my birthday
BroodK1ll3er 1 year ago
They really need to make more of these.
Nickolocity 1 year ago
mcguirk is Francis :P
retribute434 1 year ago
Crazy....this is me day in and day out. Hate my job, my neighbors, my boss, my hair my life etc etc
theQuestion626 1 year ago 3
Per day, I'd say I hate far more things than like, I like something. I like my western omlette but while I'm eating that, there's about 17 other things I hate, like my apartment, my breath, whatever's on the TV, whatever's in the paper. Then I walk outside and it will be a nice day out and I go, "Oh that's great, it's a good feeling," for a split second, then I realize I hate my neighborhood. Because apparently you can't play music after 6pm in this country.
rccahay 1 year ago
@rccahay nice! thumbs up!
thesicilianguitarist 1 year ago
Don't be an ass, Francis.
NoKlipz 1 year ago 2
Ah, the greatest character in any animated television series. He reminds me of Francis a bit here with all the "I hate"(s).
Thunderhorse761 1 year ago 2
Fuck!
I need an omelette now.
Off to the twenty-four hour DINER!!!
WhatBadGod 1 year ago
i would marry mcguirk
issilovesyou 1 year ago
WOOT! McGuirk is the best soccer coach/80s muscle car owner ever.
tftmc 1 year ago
Archer on FX is great too.
hypnotized69 1 year ago
H. Jon Benjamin is the greatest. i miss this show!
hypnotized69 1 year ago 4
story of my life
justinseiko 1 year ago
This show needs to come back.
pacific14586 1 year ago 4
that whole monologue is from 1 episode, but I can't think which one..
tavigal 1 year ago
this is the modern Holden Caulfield
derdara152 1 year ago 4
the episode where hes bartending, is the fucking best. he tosses that umbrella into brendans moms drink, and it does a flip in mid air, before landing in the glass. hilarious.
thatbastardson 2 years ago
at least he's got that western omelet.
DiskoDRU 2 years ago 2
i feel like this may be me by the time i'm thirty.
kind of scary.
tracksuitjim 2 years ago 9
i sometimes feel this way but then again who doesn't lol
aserpico1 2 years ago 16
this whole rant pretty much explains why i love mcguirk. he took the words and thoughts out of my head.
jlprizm 2 years ago 17
Ya, he's a great character.
Noyjeetut 2 years ago
H.Jon Benjamin has one of the best voices ever.
Animefan300 2 years ago 106
@Animefan300 ill always remember him as Coach McGuirk
lilstrick96 7 months ago
@Animefan300 hope your watching archer now then. THE HELIUM!!
treydog3000 2 weeks ago
This is exactly how I feel sometimes. Weird.
Domatophobic 2 years ago 9
I remember watching the commerical on tv and then spending like a week afterward trying to get the music from it,never found it.
Go John Mcguirk! Your the best!
steelhammer103 2 years ago 4
Is it wrong to identify with McGuirk on this level?
princeofravens89 2 years ago 121
no the fact that people can identify with him on some level is what is funny. he's just the 1 to say it
JordanZangrillo 2 years ago 14
No. I feel the same way about my life.
spinemelter2000 2 years ago 12
Not at all.
maxmercury 2 years ago 29
Hell no its not!
To identify with McGuirk is like answering to a higher calling!
FunkMastaMegaFlex 2 years ago
@princeofravens89 yes, and you're a horrible person for feeling that way.
dragonicmonkey7 1 year ago
lol completely agree.
silentghost23 3 years ago 5
This is one of my favorite videos and is in mine, which brings me to a question, if you have a video added to favorites and you want to remove it, how do you do it
FunkMastaMegaFlex 3 years ago
Oh I feel like an idiot, I just figured it out as I just added another video,
such a good show this was
FunkMastaMegaFlex 3 years ago
i cant go to sleep if i dont watch this this show is awesome
pahdy93 3 years ago 2
All hail Coach Mcguirk!
chapnzaba 3 years ago 6
Dammit I want to know the name of the song!!!
culoslap 3 years ago 4
I remember this commercial! Love it.
Ricksteady8 3 years ago 5
The John McGuirk Show
real1acer 3 years ago 8
I would watch that show
FunkMastaMegaFlex 3 years ago 3
what will we do without u john mcguirk?
dipcope420 3 years ago 18
That would be a scary world indeed with out coach mcguirk! He should run for President.
FunkMastaMegaFlex 2 years ago 22
I would totally vote for Coach McGurk for president.
maxmercury 2 years ago 13
I can see it now: 4th of July would be celebrated by firing off nuclear weapons and he'd get into an argument with the Secretary of Defense about why the Football is NOT an actual football.
CrystalHunter1989 2 years ago
I love this guy.
Masterbasset 3 years ago 12
So true.
xAllisOnex 3 years ago 8
haha wow its great
cptmuska 3 years ago 5
this guy should have his own show
DiskoDRU 3 years ago 14
Amen!
EricToTheScionti 3 years ago 6
coach mcguirk MADE home movies!
johnnywishbone4 3 years ago 12
DONT MESS WITH MCGUIRK!
justin22seiko 3 years ago 4
dude it's so true
beIshazzar 3 years ago 5
viva mcguirk!!!
fatony26 3 years ago 4
Oh, god. Do I feel like this sometimes.
dion1tj 3 years ago 6