Bernie Mac - def jam stand up commedy routine

[LTRiDa]

LMAO......N they actually have sex in cans now......lol....priceless

[yungswagshawty23]

28 ppl didnt get the milk nd cooookies

[throwingcopper33]

"It might be a job" LMAO!

[1991siccmade]

Lol!! To funny rip to the king

[mac609]

"Phuckin' ain't nothing but 50 pumps.  Count them if got nothin' to do."

"You Patch-eye mothafucka".

LMAO!!

[grantymi5]

A TRUE KING OF COMEDY R.I.P BERNIE MAC NUFF LOVE!!!!!!

[jmacfadyen]

never get tired of how he turns this audience, he's the man

[KC97220]

Bernie was something else man.. rest in peace

[jjperkins55]

Bernie you brought tears to my eyes from laughter and tears to my eyes when you left this planet. You my man are and always be the shit. Hope to hear from ya on the flip side.......

[nickwest33]

bernie mac was the shyte

[mikedad7]

look at the outfit lol 90's had all da swagg

[kidgangsta617]

he inspired Katt Williams to do the whole music and dance thing then sayin ya'll dont understand

[loupremo]

eva!

[Victoriajackson100]

KMSL

[YellowModle17]

give her the dick

[SwaggJacker94]

this nigga rocked this show. thats how a king does comedy

[Adrian2171]

Classic Bernie Mac.....miss you dude!!!!!!

[iLoveTygaMan]

hahahaha he said if I pull my shit out this whole room get dark

[aj5211]

KICK IT!!!!

[twboxing09]

If you givin her Da DICK

[oldhpirs4]

Black I am lol

[fpsexcellence]

I understood 6% of what he was saying.

[Rjones211]

RIP

[pirateXhunterXzoro]

"woman just do anything til you told you aint kinda way you wanna talk to somebody..."

1:42 anybody wanna translate?

[MrJudah05]

@pirateXhunterXzoro woman just wanna do anything to you & talk to you any kind of way you wanna talk to somebody=woman are recless/will or do anything without fear of repercussion

[freezz00]

DA DICK !

[HTaylor2011]

you're still the man Bernie

[MsTreysongz1]

give her the DICK!!lmao!

[nizzvark]

I ain't scared of you motha fuckas!

[RideorDie8892]

The MAC was hilarious. RIP

[wjsvalderrama]

HAHAHA you aint no punk you're a new fool HHAHAHA

[alghanimreem]

2:58 priceless

[ComputerHelps365]

26 people was laughing tring to hit the like button and pressed the dislike by mistake.

[Brocky808]

"does pussy taste like pumpkin pie?? made me mad as hell, i said dont ask me no damn question lke that.. i aint eva had no pumpkin pie!" LMFAO

[supah1337B]

He loves sex can't get a nuff of it! ...couple years later ....COOCHIE?! ....FUCK COOCHIE!

Ha He can rest now ...Fuck coochie! Im too tired!

[369mrhedgehog]

Lmao giving her the dick

[KitchenXIV]

KICK IT! RIP man!

[camleskowski]

RIP mac

[2trutwin]

There will never be another. RIP Mac Man.

[Malumbrus]

@2trutwin That's a good thing. I'm glad he's dead for the world is a better place.

[2trutwin]

@Malumbrus You must be a racist too. Sad.

[Malumbrus]

@2trutwin Why would you make that assumption just because I'm glad I don't have to listen to nor see a person in entertainment that I don't find entertaining in the slightest? I love Dave Chapelle, he's black. Explain.

[2trutwin]

@Malumbrus Dave Chapelle is funny I admit. But he doesn't have that edge like the Mac Man. But why would you be glad that a comedian is dead that "you" find not funny? If you think Bernie wasn't funny in The Kings Of Comedy something is wrong with you.

[malakaijub]

@Malumbrus you dumb fuckin spastic, just because your momma tried to sell you at birth dont give you the right to hate on a man much better than you

[Malumbrus]

@malakaijub Wow, what an educated reply.

[malakaijub]

@Malumbrus dont try to act educated after that stupid comment you made

[Malumbrus]

@malakaijub Don't try to act educated while claiming to like this man. He's talentless. Best thing he ever did was die.

[malakaijub]

@Malumbrus now we know you have no sense lol, when he passed everyone celebrated his life, when you die, no one will care, your a loser accept it and move on

[PowShredder801]

I love how, when he talks about his dick, all the guys just sit there.....Hahahahaha

Oh man, good shit!

[dganonymous23]

25 people don't understand

[GDMCane305]

How can you dislike this? Every single word is hilarious. He sets up every joke perfect. Every stand up comic could learn the art of stand up from BMac.

[arlichar11]

always fun to give her the D**k when she s on the phone..lol

[READY4REVELATION]

Bernie is what you call a natural comedian....he was funny without even trying to be. A great talent....and greatly missed.

[SINGONTHEROAD2SUCCES]

canu tell jokes rap sing dance make beats if so make me a friend on facebook javon hunt says 1st gay rapper on youtube

[heckto35]

What is he saying at 0:17?

[BigRedEraser]

@heckto35

I'mma tell you something straight off the motherfuckin' press

[heckto35]

@BigRedEraser LOL, thanks.

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

25 people are scared of this mother fucka

[Squeaky4CC]

Rip man I use to be bernie macs room mate... Rip p burns will miss u

[illflip]

"fuckin aint nothin but 50 pumps. count it if you aint got nothin to do"

lmao

[Biggev77]

He's saying kick it

[jamesthemod]

I much prefer his acting. He was so funny in every film he was in...a great loss.

[goldenink22]

patch eye mutherfucker, you broke leg son of a bitch...lolololo

[QuinKing09]

the judge be like who are you? "I be like punk"! that was funny

[donteandrashun]

wow shot him in the head 4 time i tried to call u but the line was busy lol

[donteandrashun]

25 people are gay fags who like dick

[82CARVER]

Black women---aint that the muthafuckin truth!!!!--let him know who the pussy belong to.

[CeeCee6188]

kick ass!

[IceMann402]

lmao "how long you in for?"

he said

"Ever."

most classic shit i ever heard

[dwilkins32]

lol rip mac man lmao "don't ask me no question like that i ain't eva had no pumpkin pie kick ass" lol

[dwilkins32]

lol rip mac man lmao

[dnthypeonutube14]

fuckin legend r.i.p G

[Tazdvs1394]

25 people aint stir it like mufuckin coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[24jg3dw]

Fucking ain't nothing but 50 pumps count it if you ain't got nothing to do.

[kotapaka]

I can't make out what he's saying :(

[713BOONE]

25 people thank bernie scared of them lol

[Taboo160193]

Bernie went to Heavens gate and met saint peters.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must possess something godly to get into heaven."

Bernie glared at him and said" I aint scared of you motherfucker"

Saint peters laughed his ass off and now Bernie is in heaven!

[faslane100]

You patch-eye mutha fucka Hahahahahahahaha!!!

[lujanunity]

RIP one of the greatest Comics Ever!!!

does anyone know wat song the dj is playing?

[lujanunity]

wat song is the dj playing?

[toobeautifull1]

lol imu bernie.! dnt seem like yuhr gone.!

[sfknns]

R.I.P the Mac man!

[Hobbyman89]

Lmfao classic! Gj missthing!

[iStreak227]

give her the dick

[kabukixxx]

23 muthafuckas don't understand... HE AIN'T SCARED OF YOU MUTHAFUCKAS!!!

[kimdash77]

this is one of ny favorite performers...thanks to missthing606 ..this is real talk right here lol...R.I.P. Bernie Mac...much love .

[majorxtbc1]

give her "DA DICK!!!"

[majorxtbc1]

25 peeps : you dont understand!! he aint scared of yall muthafuckas

[TrianosDellas]

R.I.P Bernie.

[lockedupletmeout]

wat im doin.. OOOOH NUTTIN lol

[1961slam]

Missing the B-Mac!!

[RTC678]

THA DIIIICCKKKK!!!!

[bomaoneuk]

how is this funny?

[monteoner]

23 people think bernie mac is scared of them

[loodi69]

mac, does pussy taste like pumpkin pie?

made me mad ass hell, why ask me a stupid damn question like that? i never had no pumpkin pie

looooool

[Pokek1d]

Kick ass!!

[Rockyinlp]

23 people are Mother Fuckers

[drastikjnx]

@Rockyinlp 27 now!

[keykey126]

rip mac

[lockedupletmeout]

shit pussy in a can well... if you cant find a bitch.. KICK ASS!!

[managerzone123]

he is ded :(

[tco13v]

KICK ASS!

[Afr00]

I ain't scared of y'all motherfucker u don't understand.

[rapforrent97]

NUTTING! (;

[andomez]

1:47 sounds like Biggie lol

[Do0dle0005]

@andomez

totally haha

[Shorty31085]

HE FUNNY R.I.P BERNIE

[Shorty31085]

HE FUNNY ASS HELL

[Mugen123456789]

You patched eyed mutha fucka.

[MsKISS6]

RIP Bernie!!! We miss you.

[kinstube]

YES!!

[Aries2Arms]

Word 2 the 23 who disliked this: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!

[playdude813]

Give her...THE DICK!!!

[BeautybyAngieMariex3]

the 23 ppl that disliked this was not giving DA DICK . lmao

[BeautybyAngieMariex3]

you aint a punk you a new fool lmao

[kinstube]

ONE OF THE BEST, EVER!!!

[Fugees16]

Kick itt xDD

[caramelsuga21]

Bernie was and always will be the best comedian who ever graced the stage since Richard Pryor !!

[TheUzumakianbu]

he's so motha fuckin right....

[bigdaddyreynolds]

best. video. ever.

[TheZae1990]

R.I.P!!!!!! YOU PATCH EYE MOTHERFUCKER LOL LMAO

[bigbrunoBNC]

where can i download stuff like this. lmao

[omgitzzo]

yOu PTCH EYED MUTHA FUCKA.....YOU BROKE LEG SO OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO LOL

[rishonmaor]

Kick it !!!

[MrTayyab69]

IM BLESSED lmaooooooooooooooo

[killkingroy2]

i need that song !!!

[MydogPrincess2]

rest in peace mr mac

[SaintVKNight]

lmao @ da Dick lol rip mac man

[SaintVKNight]

lmao @ da Dick lol

[Soopahman000]

If I pull my shit out, the whole room get dark

[JOEPIPE1]

bernie da mac of stand up R.I.P.

[thachild24]

You like a bacon and egg sandwich! you look good!

[RoJaLuv1]

I ain't scared of u mutha fuckas

[DaNumba1Rapper]

This is one of my most favorite stand up acts of all time. One of the main reasons why Bernie Mac is so great is because of the fact that he DOESN'T laugh at his own jokes onstage like countless comedians do - instead he makes the damn audience laugh (like a comedian is supposed to.) This was just pure comedy at it's finest

R.I.P. Bernie Mac

[Farmathio]

stur it like a mother fucking coffy hehehe!!!!

[junejune65]

"Does Pussy Tastee Like Pumkin Piee ?

"Don't Ask Me No Damn Question Like Dat, I Never Had No Pumpkin Piee!'

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO !!!

[junejune65]

R.I.P Bernie Mac

[JayMofo1115]

When you give her...THE DICK! KICK Aaaa!

[JayMofo1115]

KICK ASS!



[Bo55edup]

Happy Birthday Bernie

[SHOCKGIANT]

R.I.P. Bernie I hope you brought your fashion sense with you to Heaven. This man knew how to dress!

[kuriosity89]

We don't understand...HE AIN'T SCARED OF US MUHFUCKAS!

[Kingjamesr2013]

bernie mac is 2 funni bro.lmao

[kingbb65]

I love how everyone in the crowd is black xD

[tandryac1]

I AINT SCARED OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

[GdanskiKomandosStylu]

and this is COOL

[olidje1]

dam i miss him... he is the best..

[tragic1Kingdom]

Mac just came out and OWNED that stage.

[legitamatethursday]

Bernie was Cool as Fuck here!

[marciw26]

Its simply - Bernie Mac is the man!!!!

[lkadwoa]

I miss him so much

[MrMLN0]

LoL!!

[MrChrisWiggins]

God Damit yall muthafuckin wemen look good like bacon 'n egg sandwitch ya look good...... i could've died laughin....

[ciglow]

Rest in peace!! miss ur jokes!

[muizzi]

i aint scared of u motherfuckers!

[xsmokexx]

Judge be like "who are you" I be like "punk", "yeah your honor, he killed that muhhfucka, shot him in the head 4 times kicked him in the face i tried to call ya but the line was busy"

[varsitymofo]

classic!

[kristenerkul]

Funny shait

[DnjnHadouken]

im beginning to think only black people at the time find this funny because bernie is black. Seriously, theres nothing funny about "you dont understand, kick it!"

[pdxMax]

@DnjnHadouken you a fucking retard that's why .

P.S: i'm white

[DnjnHadouken]

i dont get whats so funny about "you dont understand, i aint scared of you muther fuckers"

[ChuloBadGuy]

@DnjnHadouken

Maybe it's not for YOU to get.

[lilmisz08]

he killed that motherfucker

shot him in the head four times, kicked him in the face

i tried to call you but the line was busy

GONE TOO SOON MAN! RIP

[bluescholars]

the way he made people feel he deserved to live till he was 110

[5tarSnuBz]

we miss u nigga

i ain't no punk.....u ain't no