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  • Rosanne: We gotta go on a diet.

    Dan: what's this we jazz my pants fit fine.

    lmao thats too funny!

  • @zomgpunkins LOL! That's an interesting was of putting it :)

  • Recently, scientists found out that belly fat can lead to Alzheimer's. I have been on a health kick since hah!

  • dan saying uh huh multiple times for some reason was HILLARIOUS lmao

  • oh face it you're both tanks hahahaha. darlene gets funnier and funnier with each episode!!

  • Dan: "Gotta go, DJ hurt herself"

    Did anybody else notice he said that???! lol

  • I always thought the same thing as Becky....that it was ok for guys to be fat but not girls....I guess I still think it to some degree....but i know its not very healthy....I think I've pretty much accepted the fact that I'm not a size 0 and I never will be....Now I just have to convince myself that i am still pretty and worth something....low self esteem blows....

  • @morikahjo they ain't nothin' a-matter with bein' fat...in the words my Tennessee family :) Everyone is beautiful in his--or her--own way.

  • i want pringles!

  • I wish Iris was in more episodes.

  • That's the biggest way to fail a diet - to go on it with someone because you end up judging them more than yourself.

  • Lol. Iris is such a liar.

  • Becky is such a shallow bitch

  • what a fatass

  • It is not true that only the parents are fat in a family when ALL of them don't eat well. Becky is WRONG: Men also don't look good when they're fat. There is a lot of pressure on women. Society expect women to look young, pretty and thin. It is not fair!!! People should not be fat for their health's sake.

  • Dieting sucks. I have been dieting for over a month and I have a huge craving for a Big mac and taco bell!

  • I hate that bitch's voice...

  • "Ah face it you're both tanks." LMFAO I love Darlene.

  • @mamitachocolate I know I love that line. Darlene is the best!

  • "Well, you just described my morning."

    Again, I was in a totally bad mood and now I'm suddenly happy after hearing that line. XD

  • The chicken shirt! Ha.

  • being large used to mean you were shapped like the Goddess and was blessed by her to bring children in the world. I mean what stick you seen poppin out healthy children.

  • wish it was still like that, lol

  • "AAHHH... I must have put these pants in the dryer!!!"

    You know, I have the same problem with the dryer.

  • For some reason, I always thought that I would marry a guy like Dan. Big, husky......instead..I married a six foot four inch thin man....who at our wedding wieghed about 185. Now? He is about 230! Its all in his tummy! Thats that good italian cookin'!!

  • "Ah, face it, your both tanks"

    haha!

  • DJ: "NO, I LIKE U MUSHY!"

    hahah he's so cute an innocent lol

  • i used to think that about my mom too XD

  • I know Marsha seems really sweet. I just hate that she complimented Roseanne's face but insulted her weight as well.

  • i hate that society thinks u have to be thin to be beautiful so idiotic

  • I agree. It's a meaningless point of view. If someone can't appreciate you for who you are, fat or thin, then they have no reason to be in a relationship. I mean, would you want someone to love you for you or for your body?

  • I agree, except I feel like most men can do nothing else except judge you for your body. My parents have been married 35 years and still when my Mom gained 20 pounds, she told me that my Father wouldn't have sex with her anymore and had no attraction to her anymore and called her fat. It just really upsets me when I see things like that happening, but I feel like it's very common.

  • Sadly, I feel the same. The world has grown shallow, in some hearts. And definitely ignorant. But there's not much you can do when the world if full of people who only enjoy looks....and that's what's most sad.

    And as for your mother, my apologies for her and for you for having to deal with a father who can't see beyond the skin.

  • Does that really work? Just eating tuna? haha xD

  • This epsiode must have been difficult for the both of them. its such a touchy subject. But, it is litterally a terrible disease

  • Being fat is not a disease. It's a lifestyle.

  • I think it's great that they were able to joke about it. When you're fat you've got three options: lose, it, embrace it, or whine, hopefully chosen in that order.

  • "Oh face it! You're both tanks!" Hahahaha wow!

  • "remember when i was thin and beautiful?" i don't get this line because in another episode when she was reminiscing about her teenage years it showed her as heavy.

  • and when they have the flashbacks of her in highschool, she's overweight.

  • Really? I don't remember those flashbacks. Maybe she meant comparatively thin?

  • @mampoon I agree I never understood that either. In another episode she said after she had becky she was a size 8, but in other episodes it says she was always big.

  • I love the random clapping when Crystal states that Roseanne doesn't have to be concerned with her weight because Dan loves her no matter what.

  • Iris:I once lost 45 pounds.

    Mrs.Wellman:That's wonderful! How?

    Iris:Comunist gorrillas locked me in a bambo cage for six months.

    ROFL!!!!! Iris is once of my favorite characters!

  • @SPINOSAURUSKING that's guerilla not gorilla(pronounced the same but totally different).

  • Ow brain freezes really do suck :(

  • Ahh face it your both tanks.

    ROFl! Darlene what would we do without you!!!

  • I always loved how that Wellman lady always got everybody's names wrong: Roseanne/Roxanne Jackie/Janet. Dan told her his name was 'Don' and she called him Dan. LOL!

  • "I like you mushy."

    hehe, love that!

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