The Best of Dwight Schrute

[trucolorz33x]

who shuns a four year old? lol

[BakingRecipes]

I THUMB DOWNED THIS VIDEO BECAUSE I HAD TO KEEP ADJUSTING THE VOLUME FOR EVERY DAMN CLIP.

[Grant907]

Learn your rules, you better learn your rules. If you dont you'll be eaten in your sleep.

[dlogan93]

both. thats why i invented the bifocals..

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Octobre1986]

He's quite eccentric... ^^

[SonicTheFaggot]

Volume levels are fucked

[cbmarcy19]

they found i had resorbed the other fetus, do i regret this, no, i believe i have the strength of a grown man and a little baby rofl

[mpboss]

2:06 lol 2:56 *un shunned, reshunned lmfao, 3:35

[carlosZ1981]

dwight rules! best character ever created.

[SauerBerries]

When he said three words to describe himself, three words popped in to my head...

BEARS, BEETS AND BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!

[xxskittlez123xx]

Dwight is without a doubt my favorite character from The Office xD

[LochNessCO]

Dwlght is always, like, five degrees from being homicidally creepy. I've seen this actor playing the bad guy in some gritty crime dramas -- he does it well, and scarily so.

[brianbu410]

i'm the lion...you're dead

[robinhood2be]

Nerdy Rush Limbaugh.

[1ofacrowd]

Question: Does Dwight like hairy or shaven?

[1337faqsguy]

@1ofacrowd all natural, obviously

[ilean407]

"I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby." OMG I DIED.

[richtbee]

"I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching." hahahahaha

[zagamountain]

If i could menstrate, i wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore.

[houseofm88]

Learn your rules you better learn your rules if you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep (CHOMP!!!)

[mjordan1998]

Dwight and Michael carry the office comedically, Jim and Pam carry it dramatically. Too much of either is not as good as both combined

[pillowbugg]

If ever they were going to make a spin off, Dwight is the man for that!

[101xox101]

i peed my pants!

[WaCkYkAtTy]

i love the last part!



[kidkong584]

@intheway22 probably the angry brits

[iZamaniDesigns]

I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. ))))))))))))))

[1ofacrowd]

How would I describe Dwight? Six letters.

D

W

I

G

H

T

[Kikyobellflower]

2:30 tooo fuunnny

[intheway22]

how the fuck do you dislike this? wtf

[lizziecarini]

''Are you farsighted or nearsighted?'' ''Both. Thats why I invented the bifocal.''

''GAHHHHHHHH''

[maxxb24]

the last one is so good lol

[previnsnaidu1]

if he is amish then why did his mom get an ultra-sound?

[Stuurminator]

@previnsnaidu1

I think he's just "citing" the Amish to lend his technique some credibility.

[cynder12]

The last one was the best xDDDDD

[Andhannasays]

Everytime I watch this video, the ending gets me... every time. xD

[Martok42]

16 people are idiots. And deserve a Bullet in the head... courtesy of Butch Cassidy. 3:14

[scspacesout]

...I know I have the strenght of a grown man and a little baby.

[franticisaac]

It would of been peerfecr if it had when he torn of the face of the manican and put it on his face. xD but its a goood video!

[RidinSpinaz04]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KENADY13]

whats the episode @1:14

[jpprr]

dwight, the republican archetype

[jennybtv]

"If I could menstruate I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calenders anymore I could just count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in sync with the moon and the tides." LOL.

[swayzemastaflax13]

his laugh at the horse line kills me

[westmessa]

POISONED COFFEE!!!

[3000jackattack]

I love the poisoned coffee part

[MimiLovesBunnies]

@3000jackattack ditto xD

[zcrosby]

what are those colorful expand-y thingies that Dwight is playing with when he's talking about his twin called? I would like to get one.

[darkrahnoehk]

@zcrosby it's called a Hoberman sphere

[Victotron]

My favourite Dwight quote is when he is describing his perfect crime :)

[Physicspilot]

If i could,i would make the Shrute song my ringtone!!

[hypercatjohn]

merciless....INSATIABLE

[forust98]

what should happen is michael should get crippled then go into accounting, darrel takes over manager, jim and pam get the break room as there special office dwight and toby go into accounting with michael, kelly/ fillis / andy / crede / and meridith are salesman and ryan mages them, angela becomes receptionist, and kevin is the number 2. like this is u hate it

[patchesSD]

i cant wait till somebody kills micheal and this show becomes more dwight

[mizzfitroses]

14 people were shunned for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna

[HarryPotterRoxSocks]

anybody know what episode the last scene is from?? The one where Dwight knocks Stanleys coffe cup

[dmbd]

@HarryPotterRoxSocks its episode 7 season 3 "branch closing" ;D

[Tatio9]

14 people are Andy Bernard.

[phillipo]

No 5-finger intervention? I love that one.

[airbornetr00per]

Uncle Manheim and 12 other members of the Schrute family along with Angela Martin don't see the point in this video!

[airbornetr00per]

* Grandpa Manheim ofc ;)

[sshollas]

D-W-I-G-H-T!

[Libertines87]

Which episode did Ryan's friend 'fill in' for him? The only time I saw him was the episode with Dwight and Michael were they go partying in new york.

[buldren0101]

I'm glad yet at the same time disappointed that Dwight wasn't my father =S

[Seriath1]

learn youre rules

[adaraquel]

1:59 - 2:12 is hilarious! His laugh is so contagious. hahaha

[JackBuck44]

I KILLED A WEREWOLF ONCE, BUT BY THE TIME I GOT TO HIM; HE HAD TURNED BACK INTO MY NEIGHBORS DOG.

[DoYouFearDeath333]

steve carrel isn't returning for the Office season 8! :'(

[theman7ful]

BEARS, BEATS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

[wakingup2010]

jack hammer..............omg

[tiztiz12]

May you fight with the strength of ten full grown men.....haha too funny

Learn your rules, you better learn your rules, if you dont you"ll be eaten in your sleep! CHOMP! haha

Today smoking is gonna save lies...hahaha too funny

[IndianaBoy84]

i loved stanley's facial expression when dwight knocked the coffee out of his hand

[JesusRad20]

IM THE LION, YOUR DEAD!! (Fact)

[joeyisballer]

i miss Dwight when he was a huge suck up

[wakingup2010]

I would like to see Dwight have his own show on his farm with his brother...

[tallswede80]

@wakingup2010

Excellent idea, with them running their bed and breakfast.

[tuckfooable]

the best characters are kevin and stanley hands down

[ps3gamerx95]

at the end Stanley's face is like "aw hell naw!

[Ghebreselase1]

unshun reshun

[angeltosome]

Rule number one of beet sales- put the best looking beets on top. Those are the money beets. Those are the beets that makes people pull over and say, "Wow, I really need these beets."

[ev1342]

may you fight with the strength of ten full-grown men

[Layzboi13]

The last moment was funny

[travesham]

Know this, Dwight Schrute will come to rule American paper industry by the winter of 2011.

Corgially,

Future Dwight

[mcchickenhockey]

hahahahahahah dwight is sooooooo funny

[Silversava2]

The last one was awesome

NOOOOOOOO!!!

lol

[tallswede80]

Dwight is almost too good to be true. The best character on television ever.

[CainmosniMirrored]

@tallswede80 Ron Swanson Is the best character ever. Watch Parks and Recreation.

[elchafa]

@tallswede80 Only beat by Michael

[heynurao]

That last one made me shit my pants! LMAO.

[MJRiley878]

when he says jack hammer i lose it

[mapleowns62]

Learn your rules, learn your rules, if you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep!

[christhepissnukka]

dwight+micheal+stanley= the office 

[crowdsurfers]

save the best for last i see ....just like sex and dinner

[PureKush707]

I was shunned from my 4th to 6th birthday for not saving the excess oil out of a can of tuna.

[daclamz]

Dwights the bestt! learn your rulles.. you better learn your rules!

[09011994]

Jim kicks ass lmao

[ddsgabo]

The Show resumes in 2 characters: Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute; they ARE the office. Everybody else are just supporting characters. They're just there to make Michael and Dwight funnier.

[09011994]

@ddsgabo You cant deny jims on screen chemistry with dwight. they make up the funniest parts of the show together

[blues3531]

@ddsgabo yeah they're all foils for them. jim can be ok sometimes but his pranks are solely for dwights reaction. toby is a good example because he does nothing for the show but without him Michael wouldn't be as funny.

[IndianaBoy84]

@ddsgabo Stanley and Kevin are pretty hilarious too

[CWB2208]

@ddsgabo Jim is hilarious.. what are you talking about?

[JeniusRob]

@ddsgabo I don't know Ed Helms is also amazing and Jenna Fisher is cute as hell

[santiagoCajalmacorra]

@ddsgabo Check out Creed, he's one of the best.

[LottaRadiohead]

@ddsgabo Totally agreed!

[TasOMW]

@ddsgabo but now Michael's leaving

[Levination]

@ddsgabo jim too. cause jim and dwight make each other. they both need the other

[fervetboy]

@ddsgabo not true idk why people think otherwise.

[HxCdancingisforfags]

@ddsgabo jim is just as funny sir

[MTqzq]

@ddsgabo

False, Jim is the reason dwight is fun in the first 4 seasons, you know this to be true.

[MrMagicBrownies]

Actually, interestingly enough, Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute were two of 4 main characters, Jim and Pam were the other two. Everybody else were extras until season 2, and the first supporting character to have a talking-head interview was Stanley.

[RecklessYouth333]

@MrMagicBrownies

You obviously missed the point of what he was saying.

[MrMagicBrownies]

@RecklessYouth333 How so? All I did was state a point. I didn't say that he was wrong, I simply expanded on his comment. Except, I do disagree, I don't find Michael as funny as Jim. His sense of humor and mine are very alike.

[RecklessYouth333]

@MrMagicBrownies

I didn't say you said he was "wrong" about anything, nor did I attack you for making a point. You're being overtly defensive.

Its pretty clear ddsgabo was just accentuating that Michael and Dwight are the main reason he watches the show. You took it too literally and seemed to infer that he was saying they were the only actual main characters of the show, thus, you missed his point.

[MrMagicBrownies]

Really? I might agree with you, had he not phrased his statement the way he did. Also, I want to point out that I didn't take his comment literally, if I had taken it literally, I would have advised him that there are more than two characters in the office, because he said (verbatim): "Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute; they ARE the office." He also didn't say that Michael and Dwight were the main reason he watches the Office, he said that the other characters were only meant to make them funny.

[facsimileofaSham]

LEARN YOUR RULES YOU BETTER LEARN YOUR RULES ALJKASNFJKNDLKADJ FCUKGING DEAD

[alexwang90]

Dwight Schrute: "If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle."

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[yufffi]

he has the strenght of a grown man and a little baby!

lmmfao!

[MrJuanhalen]

Dwight is the shit

[imtotallyserial]

@drowningxforxstars That's the point

[MartimParentee]

AAHAHA 3:50.... BEST ONE!!!

[Tweek12345]

great clip. the ups and downs of the volume kind've suck though.

[eringobragh91]

Unshun. Yeah, that sounds good. Reshun.

[emilyolp]

Do not ask me where I got the invisible ink. (Creepy smile). Urine, it was urine

[panagram]

"Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television North Korea South Korea Marilyn Monroe! RYAN STARTED THE FIYA!

[sleeved101]

learn your rules, learn your rules. if you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep, rawr! =]

[kevinmaihouse]

What does shined mean

[dudedizzle27]

@kevinmaihouse shunned*

[xXxZaldakarxXx]

@kevinmaihouse it's shunned and it means that he will give him the silent treatment

[patch3515]

No I'm not dead I'm the lion, your dead.

[Whoizcasper]

"i now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby"

EPIC

[chaaoos]

I haven't seen a ton of The Office, but you're missing the one where he's asking, I think it's Jim, all about vagina.

[WorldMusicLove19]

@chaaoos It's Toby, lol. That's the best!

[panagram]

@WorldMusicLove19 yes lol!! "I'm just sad the school system failed him so badly"

[iloveme2cute]

favortie character in any show ever. :)

[miiiikku]

One about beating is epic but its not included to this video.

[xXNotoriousXx31]

what episode is the last clip from?

[iluvwerewolves88]

there are forty rules all shrute boys must learn by the age of 5 "learn your rules , you better learn your rules, if you dont youll be eaten in your sleep RAWR!!!"

[MrJohnr0214]

"Unshuned, that'll be fine....reshuned"....lmao

[3bertface01]

"we could power a small fan for 2 days"

[MonicaCorns101]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[kissfan7]

Dwight is one of my favorite characters of all time in any medium.

[nomad10101]

if you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep, crunch!

[KriegerDesHasses]

In the wild, healthcare is "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me, and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

[SoSKnives]

I'm sure others have mentioned this, but - some of the audio is totally garbled. >.< otherwise, very good :D Dwight rocks :P

[koalalord145]

"May you fight with the strength of ten full grown men."

So freaking awsome.

[Jem93rocks]

RESHUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNED!!!­!!!!!11 :D

[TheDundiewinner]

3 words......

[tbonenglish]

If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep!

[Xaqawii]

In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is: ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me, and I'm dead. Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

[tysweetdrums]

I love the motion we he says "I had resorbed the other fetus"

[123backinyerface]

"I now have the strength of a grown man, and a little baby"...lmmfao!

[ppp22ppp]

Dwight is cool:D

Did you know he's got a blog?

I just found out 2 minutes ago.

[guitarblazer4]

Dwight , Andy, and Creed are all the funniest characters in the show. To whoever made this video good job but you should've but in the dialogue with Andy and Dwight when they are both on the elevator insulting each other.

[ManicRevelation]

The guy just pissed me off and annoyed me early in the first season. By the end of the show he easily became my favorite character.

His fire drill was the most epic thing I've ever seen. Holy shit when Angela throws her cat!

[DylanBruner]

3:43-3:50 halarious one of my favorite episodes

[MacSketch]

4:17

[catchacuda99]

I would enjoy this video more if the sound quality was the same for ever single clip!!!!

[DJLeroyT]

rofl Dwight and Michael Scott are the show, without them, the ackward funny element is gone.

[kia0007]

@DJLeroyT

did u know that Michael Scott is leaving the show, it's official!

sucks i know..



[tiger6456]

1:58 - 2:12 is too funny!! Haha I love dwight!!

[brenemen1]

better sound quality. what the fuck

[scarboyxxxx]

my friend said when the doctors found out his mom found out she was having twins and a week later he apparently absorbed him!!!wow now i know where he got that from!

[deredowl]

learn your rules, you better learn your rules, if you dont youll be eaten in your sleep. hahahahahahah

[annekhan04]

HAHAH HIS RULE SONG IS THE BEST

[indikidxx]

"are you near-sighted or far-sighted?" "both. that's why i invented the bi focal" "GAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

[ilikereggaeable]

hahahaha i love him so much

[xXjuvellicaXx]

I hate Jim, such a fag. Dwight is hilarious, I laugh whenever he speaks :D

I can't forget the episode: "I wish I could menstruate, If I could menstruate I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calenders anymore" XD LOL

[noodles1fan]

@xXjuvellicaXx wait what? how can you hate jim? i hate neither of them, they provoke each other to say some of the funniest lines.

[Wonka275]

learn your rules, you better learn your rules, if you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep *hcwunch!*

[oORedeemerOo]

"I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby" hahahahaha comedy gold right there