Oh god, I hate stupid people who think the 99.9 percent of germs means HOWMANY germs are on your hand besides the fact it means 99.9 TYPES of germs. (Lol)
For your next cinematique masterwork , there's always the dreaded K.Y.A.G..S. virus... You know that one , as soon as you're diagnosed ; the only hope is to do the KYAGS-maneuvre ( bend ,grab your knees , & Kiss Your Arse Goodbye , Sucker). Works for Tsunamis , Earthquakes , Atomic Attack, & lotsa deadly threats. Ask Usama Bin-Hiding.
It kills all the germs in your hands, sure thats cool and shite. But meanwhile there's these other germs, okay? They're getting stronger and stronger by building a resistance to the hand sanitizer and medicine and soon that shite is going to be indestructable.
a caughing desease that killed a couple people a few years ago. It only struck China and it was caused by a wild kat. It's already perfectly curable and no longer life threatening.
maximum pump action
DaRealBlubberyWalrus 2 months ago
Lol i thought shimmy was fisting someone XD
XxxMuseluverxxX 5 months ago
i think shimmy laughing like a maniac was funnier than the whole video
thats how awesome he is
THERANDOMNESS84 5 months ago
I'm partly wondering if there's some sort of subliminal message in sooooome of the dialogue and aaaalso the background...sounds. e 7 e
Bluey306 5 months ago in playlist More videos from shimmycocopuffsss
LMAO!! I TOLD YOU MOTHER F******!!! I TOLD YOU!! favorite part of the video xD
turdy18 6 months ago 2
I recorded the part of Shim laughing his ass off on my phone and watch it whenever I'm upset~ <3
Ryuzaki1311 6 months ago 2
SARS Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. Has anyone seen the movie on CBC?
catherinejiao 6 months ago
FAP FAP FAP!!!!!!
mmichaelwwong 7 months ago
wtf is sars
alxuria 8 months ago
@alxuria sars is a disease that comes from bat when they bite a human, it was a big deal in china an they are very very dangerous
AndyHazHam 6 months ago
jimmy looks like incontrol
lifeDotGov 8 months ago
i thot it was funny how the guy kept saying were just going to ignore the fact that stuff is on my floor. lol lol
Mrssuperjuniorm12345 8 months ago 3
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Mrssuperjuniorm12345 8 months ago
sars is a virus.
iivvaannaa92 8 months ago
fap fap fap fap fap fap.....SARS xD
flirtybirdy69 8 months ago
at first i thought he was playing ping pong
animerose23 8 months ago
Keep watching the laughing part OMG its killing me xD
TriflingTyro 8 months ago
Did anyone notice that the hand sanitizer bottle was empty? Or am I just.. really late a noticing that. lololol..
xpiercethehorizon 8 months ago
Oh god, I hate stupid people who think the 99.9 percent of germs means HOWMANY germs are on your hand besides the fact it means 99.9 TYPES of germs. (Lol)
DeadlySquishii 8 months ago
Is it just me, or does Shimmy have the greatest laugh EVER?
lodaddictilusm 8 months ago 3
thumbs up if you're canadian eh!
Shwindsay 8 months ago
shimmy has the best laugh evar! thumbs up if you agree!
aznturtlepop 9 months ago
I love how Jimmy doesn't even care about anything other than it getting on the floor. I love these guys...:)
hmb97 9 months ago
LOL LUV THIS VID XD
rikafurudesan 9 months ago
For your next cinematique masterwork , there's always the dreaded K.Y.A.G..S. virus... You know that one , as soon as you're diagnosed ; the only hope is to do the KYAGS-maneuvre ( bend ,grab your knees , & Kiss Your Arse Goodbye , Sucker). Works for Tsunamis , Earthquakes , Atomic Attack, & lotsa deadly threats. Ask Usama Bin-Hiding.
WarblesOnALot 9 months ago
hm...he's like contiously pumping the bottle but the liquid level is still the same.
lilmoony717 9 months ago
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I couldnt stop laughing at 1:50
jasonbang1345 9 months ago
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jasonbang1345 9 months ago
it sounds like he's beefin off.
MrPunchaholic 9 months ago
LOL omg.
hikaeeri 9 months ago
I love it when Shimmy and Matt work together. But I feel bad for that other guy's floor....
Imspecail331 9 months ago
that was so awesome XD
GaarasloveofLee 9 months ago
LMAOOOO, that is so me from 1:37-1:40 !
iAMYM81 9 months ago
wtf is SARS?! lol this is so funny!
Sasorislovery 9 months ago
@Sasorislovery SARS is a flesh eating virus
SeongnanSonyeo1525 9 months ago
I so totall love the chubby dude, he's just so naturally funny
TheHazenOne 9 months ago
lol for a minute i thought he was materbating
TONYxxxMONTANO 9 months ago
oh my gosh, i just my biology project on sars XD
lhamako 9 months ago
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP---
Bluey306 9 months ago
Very clever way of drawing a penis. (:
rainyDreamz80 9 months ago
I LOVE MATTG!
bebeballer 9 months ago
At the beggining of the vidoe I thought shimmy was wacking off xP
KirbyGotShot 9 months ago 3
it sounded like he was jacking off at the beginning
haffcabz 9 months ago
ROFLMAOO!
Beautiine 9 months ago
Close ur eyes and listen to 1:22 -1:40 and the entire vid wat does the bottle sound like
Gohan1819 9 months ago
i loved the headband
cakmakkonyali 9 months ago
Hand Sanitizer is the anti-christ :|
It kills all the germs in your hands, sure thats cool and shite. But meanwhile there's these other germs, okay? They're getting stronger and stronger by building a resistance to the hand sanitizer and medicine and soon that shite is going to be indestructable.
...JUST SAYING xD
Anyway, Shimmy, you look cute with that headband.
MangoStarrx3 9 months ago 2
@MangoStarrx3 Which is why you don't use it that much lol
TKTRiseAgainst 9 months ago
Love shimmy and Matt!!!
samtastic517 9 months ago
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young al ft.eli-things im gonna do
listen to this song above. it goes hard as fuk.!
flirtybirdy69 9 months ago
At the end of the video when it said "ShimmyBits" i understood "shim my bits">.<
i am a moron.
SushiFreakForLife 9 months ago
I thought he was masterbating at the beg.
MegaSoccerlover13 9 months ago 80
nice to see shimmy with mattg again!
Sk8kono 9 months ago
i want bacon lol (random)
dylanndiablo 9 months ago
Hey shimmy what happened to sizzlinwok hmmm?
TEEHEEgamerpro 10 months ago
anybody see the 8=D
MICHEN3SEAkaFrank9 10 months ago
I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE MORE MORE
brclements87 10 months ago
GETTO LAUGH xD at 1:50
pinoyboy459 10 months ago
I WANT YOUR LOUIS VUITTON BELT! WHERE DID YOU GET IT!!!
HeartBriM 10 months ago
I TOLD YOU, MOTHER FUCKERS! XD
screamjellaaaay 10 months ago
lol
LMFAOCommercials 10 months ago
umm...why not use an empty bottle?
witharedcherryontop 10 months ago
The noise that bottle was making plus all that talk of dripping on the carpet. -_-" my cousin thought i was watching porno....
But I did like that laughing ♥
rainyDreamz80 10 months ago 36
Thumbs up if you started masturbating when shimmy used to say Peace out to my lovers haters and MASTURBATERS
aznboi1970 10 months ago
that 00.01 percent is a badass
TheVietnameseKid1125 10 months ago
just gonna press like because of ur silly laugh in the end Shimmy :D hahah lol crazy
wiiehoo 10 months ago
ROFL
kdramamamma 10 months ago
he looks like michelle kwons long last sister
MrCalcali 10 months ago
holy shittt I saw yamaha P-155S. kylelandry got the same piano as you do!
Blissone2 10 months ago
sleep pumping. lol
CherryBearyz 10 months ago
You pause + repeated pressing of 9 = profit.
invince986 10 months ago
more ask shimmy videos
the1hero1of1time 10 months ago
LOL
xxgazillionxx 10 months ago
ur still best shimmy :D
sweetlolitagirly 10 months ago
merry me xD
EdNatalie 10 months ago
@EdNatalie then how about a "merry" christmas...god my spelling correction humor is horrible...:P
but i second the marrying thing!
AnimeAsh123 10 months ago
i had to put sars in google
Ruhena96 10 months ago
you can tell this is so late at night
mcflyslacker 10 months ago
1:53 the one on the right is cuuuteee :D <3
HethaThaGangstaa 10 months ago
keep pressing 3 its soo funny
imiMPacT1 10 months ago 2
hahahahahahaha Over 9000! :)
ActiveAnimeEnt 10 months ago
Thumbs up for the 8=D (asian penis) behind matt
TurtlesGoMooo 10 months ago 2
am I the only one who thought he was hammering a nail at first? 0.o
idiotbang 10 months ago
thought he was masterbating at first
meaboi 10 months ago 2
Lol ending was hilarious XD
KyoruMizuruki 10 months ago 4
haha, at the beginning with that noise i was like .... O.o
Laurenn489 10 months ago
Osama died because of that 0.1%
AnimeAdvenger 10 months ago 3
SARsssszzzz!!!
Thsiscool 10 months ago
0.01 %*
haha not 0.1%
I3Iacksnow 10 months ago
fap fap fap
DCandHAZ 10 months ago
I thought only asians got sars.
Ben1257sb 10 months ago
LOL NO, that .01 percent is the HE-MAN GERM :3 (lol shaycarl reference)
guitarheroaddict2 10 months ago
shimmy looks gayer and gayer every time
thefuckingmusicspot 10 months ago
lol, just thought i'd tell u that b4 the vid started, there was a tampon advertisement xD
brennybrenrandom2010 10 months ago
ow sars.. i thought it was fap fap fap-ing
watchdog2007 10 months ago
Shimmy got a tan ...
krusher444 10 months ago
hes not actually pumping out hand sanitizer
r1chb1ch 10 months ago
Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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RogerSixD 10 months ago
...i don't understand
i think the end when shimmy was laughing like a maniac was funnier then the entire video LOL
BlindedInChainss 10 months ago 162
Mattg!
Mtspitz97 10 months ago
i thought he was flapping..
FujiPwnage 10 months ago 7
There wasn't any coming out...
BrittanyDfufu 10 months ago 7
UGH!!! What's wrong with you!!!
He's Korean.... XD
HoggyWartyHogwarts 10 months ago
he's pumping "nothing"
JaissieN 10 months ago
i heard my cousin watching this and thought shimmy was doing something completely different
AnonymousBruce 10 months ago 7
Sleep pumping. xD
Metis272 10 months ago
i almost started watching this in front of my mother and nine year old sister but then i decided against it for... obvious? reasons...
uberfishiee821 10 months ago
oh my...
xoshattered 10 months ago
theres a 8=D on the wall ...lol
andreascyu 10 months ago
shit video. ironman is way cooler than you
handyman4791 10 months ago
Lol
nexgeninthemaking 10 months ago
2*99.9% =/= 198.8%
xXOlkoXx 10 months ago 2
bottle gangbang
powellrule 10 months ago 151
Hah, this one was actually quite funny.Better that the other ones you've posted, at least in my opinion.
jackrapper555 10 months ago
lol what did i just watch?
ohsuperstar 10 months ago 2
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i sleep pump too ;)
thehappyonee 10 months ago
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thehappyonee 10 months ago
Whats sars??
andreaneitor1 10 months ago
a caughing desease that killed a couple people a few years ago. It only struck China and it was caused by a wild kat. It's already perfectly curable and no longer life threatening.
konohamarutard 10 months ago
It's not .1% it's 0.01%.
nattienate 10 months ago 3
ere you actually pumping it?
SuperXxmage 10 months ago
okay funny thing is that i had to do a report on SARS like 2 weeks ago LOL. XD
xLuvMisaki 10 months ago
LOLLLLL
brenni1512 10 months ago
I lol'd at the 8=D on the whiteboard.
TrollerBlading 10 months ago
SARS freaked the shit out of me back in '03 man. It got to the point where I was using Dumbledore quotes to comfort me, hahaha
zaleemu 10 months ago
why was there a dick behind Shimmy's head?
xgamer241 10 months ago
haha shimmy did good actin in this one! :D
chicaturtle 10 months ago
lol, nothings coming out...
B4BYHUNNAY 10 months ago
Where on earth does shimmy get his earrings?! Unless.... He doesn't get them from earth
GalaxyB22 10 months ago
"It's startin' to drip on the floor..." loll
Keirabug 10 months ago
Love your videos~
blitzpro2OO9 10 months ago
You guys should have just like opened the cap and like poured it all over yourselves.
coolwicked 10 months ago
thumbs up, if you thought Shimmy was beating his dick until you saw 0:13
XaviorOne 10 months ago 3
I love Shimmy's face at 1:21
KeybladeXJah 10 months ago
lol that was like 50 years ago.....so shimmy is like 50 years,or he took someones body XD
PirateStriker123 10 months ago
wth is sars
PowBams 10 months ago
i think at 0:15, shimmy looks alot like mickey yoochun from dbsk :o
aniitwink3 10 months ago
that was awkward
egolectro 10 months ago
YAY SHIMMY AND MAT IN ONE VIDEO <3
thenameisdream 10 months ago
is he practicing his masturbating skills?????????
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ahpeopleinmyhouse 10 months ago
Omg i love your wall at the end. [:
KawaiiKimmi 10 months ago
I TOLD YOU MOTHER F*****S I TOLD YOU!!! lmao...Love you guys! :)
FOREVERmeIwillBE 10 months ago
the first part sounds like shimmy is jerking off lol XD
dylanndiablo 10 months ago
More videos with Matt and Jim!
paigeyq 10 months ago
Did u get a haircut
Callope1126 10 months ago
LMFAOOO!!!! Shimmy's Laugh at 1:50 XD
Helle54862 10 months ago
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Helle54862 10 months ago
OLOLOLOLLOOLLOL
OH MY GOD
nanancay 10 months ago
lmfao there's a 8 = D in the background
vietazngurl 10 months ago
3 guys pumping....so gay :DDDD in a good way :DD
migliux2007 10 months ago
SARS... LMAO
ultimatepanda4 10 months ago
SHIMMY! THERES NO SANITIZER COMING OUT
NutellaLove11 10 months ago
I have that exact same blue blanket on my bed!
AsianNerdAwesome 10 months ago
WTF are SARS?
monkeyontherun1 10 months ago
@monkeyontherun1 lool new generation doesnt know bout sars
fmacraze 10 months ago
How did Shimmy pump so much and no sanitizer squirted into his hand!? How is that physically possible!? (I know this comment was full of jokes.)
yondaime297 10 months ago
Im liking the hair .. XD
MariaMay90 10 months ago
the dude in the bed has the same blanket as me o-o
vivirox108 10 months ago
I TOLD YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
JustaZnn 10 months ago
o thought tht you were..
fapping.
RockStarWanaaBe 10 months ago
fap fap fap fap fap....
Moodle1917 10 months ago
oh sars, reminds me of the good old days of anthrax and west nile virus
kdidley 10 months ago 58
hahahahahahahhahaha xD
TheXnarutardx 10 months ago
this SHIT right HURRR!!!
terratonic 10 months ago
hahaha i liked the ending .. lmao ya was so hilarious lmao ^^
luvisnothin1 10 months ago
This made me lol :)
unFayemous 10 months ago
matt<3 !
n3rdography 10 months ago
Shimmy! you should do a tutorial for your outfits and hair!
cindytranx3 10 months ago
2:03 Theres a dick in the background...
rikku25869 10 months ago 3
Funny.
THECALICUTIE 10 months ago
Love it lol
SuperChibiPoke 10 months ago
wouldnt it be making a different noise if it was actually coming out?
zadabo99x 10 months ago
rockin it in the gstar yo !
HyperPunishment 10 months ago
How the video should have started:
Matt: Shimmy, youre doing in your sleep again
Shimmy: No im not
Matt: Jim, youre doing in your sleep again
Jim: No im not
(Matt checks down under his covers)
Then queue start of video
MrMrUm 10 months ago
MATT G XD
whitebloss0m 10 months ago
His ass omg, omgomgomg. Shimmy's ass yo
MalevolentXMaganda 10 months ago