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  • glued platinum credit card on ur forehead... girls go nuts

  • (Dances up to Fat girl) ''Hi..... you dont sweat much for a fat chick''

  • Are your parents retarted because your special

  • You sound like a cricket commentator! ;)

  • Great pickup line:Did you just fart? because you just blew me away!

  • wtf pick up lines are thses sexual pick up line --- can I hide my ranch in your hidden valley

  • these r horrible if u fall for these u r very desperate

  • some of these are cute

  • ...umm i was assuming that this would be pickup lines for KILLERS...my bad.

  • Omgbos actually think this shit works on us, all we want you to do is be sweet romantic, love us truly, buy us presents and care for us and not cheat on us!

  • so wat do u do after you use the pick line? -____-

  • Guy: Was your dad a backer?

    Girl: Why?

    Guy: He made some nice buns =]

  • @jonasbrothersmate12

    you mean baker? =D

    sorry to correct

  • honestly....this would probably work on me -_-

  • Bro..i'm watchin this at 12:30 and cant get to sleep..Your voice is so nice though (not tryna be gay).Now i'm all sleepy.. But damn..tht must be why these pick up lines work for you..

  • Bro..i'm watchin this at 12:30 and cant get to sleep..Your voice is so nice though (not tryna be gay). But damn..tht must be why these pick up lines work for you..

  • This will work 100% but it requires timing

    Boy: Hey theres a guy that looking at you, i think he likes you

    Girl: There's nobody around

    Boy: :)

  • @reallyflasshy this is cute

  • Can i have your number? I lost mine

  • This can NOT be for real lmfao !!

    You go over and start doodling, are you in a psychiatric ward righht now?!

  • If i were a watermelon, would you swallow or spit my seed ;)

    ARRG! i must be tresure hunting, cause i am digging that chest :D

    (you) Hi there, do you know what winks and mates like a tiger ? (she) No ? Then you wink at here ;) ;)

  • omg its so funny,i have a teary eyes whoar3you

  • My favorite one, this actually works sometimes! Me: hey does this smell like chloroform to you? Jk! Hi, I'm ________

  • What has 140 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper ;)

  • sexy pick up line, Can you sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?

  • Your accent is a pickup line though:)

  • Did you grow up on a farm. Bc u sure know how to raise a cock

  • you're accent is awsome!!

  • sexual pick up line.......Hey....you look like a fun rape

  • Awww... polar bears! Nice pick up lines by the way! They would work on me!

  • @luvWeaslys hey i was wondering if you could help me... much does a love sick polorbear weigh enough to break the ice hi my names bobby haha there ya go

  • nice pic up lines

  • I came up with one!

    "Are you a butcher? Cuz I'd sure like to beat your meat" xDD

  • @davin47111 those lines suck

  • i came up with these 2 lol :

    1)Your my favorite type of ice cream cuz every time I lick you I freeze with excitement .

    2)Your eyes are like diamonds bright shiny and hard to find.

  • hey, kid, want some candy ? reach in my pocket

  • sexual pickup line >>>>> Nice shoes..... Wanna fuck?

  • they are ALL stupid THEY WILL NOT WORK

    THIS IS A LOAD OF CRAP

  • @TheShadowPrincesss .. they do! they only work on real women, not hood rats!

  • 1 that works for me all the time is. Me:Fat penguin. Girl:What. Me:i just needed something to break the ice.

  • sexual pickup line>>>>>My dick just died...can I bury it in your ass??

  • @WhoAr3You XD

  • @WhoAr3You lmfao!

  • Just because it worked on one woman doesn't mean it'll work for any gal... They all have different tastes..... Check out my videos!!!! Comedy is what I do!!!! =D

  • sucks

  • The last one is a killer... :)

  • none av worked for me D:

  • i love your accent, haha

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