Vancome Lady: Hostage Negotiator

[kilssj2250]

8 Dislikes on this? Well I guess some hostages have NO sense of humor... xD

[Movzhuru]

- I am not gonna kill anyone if I don't have to.

- But if you have to, you might wonna start with her

[fall4fellatio]

Grandma you're not gonna live much longer so I don't know what you're so concerned about?

Awesome ...who wrote the script

[callmecuba]

2:15 Yeahhh, you know vhat? What,what now? Uh-uh!

I LAUGHED SOOO HARD!!

[194jms]

"TCHA, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? UH-UH!" Nicole Sullivan forever!!

[lilrockercutie2005]

Tcha! You know what? He's a cold blooded killer and he's not giving up! Better send in the SWAT team! Bye-Bye!

I was rolling on the floor laughing! XD

[cindyrella909]

dam the vancome lady is a BOSS!

[msenzee]

Am I the only one who thinks she's sexy ?!

[littlemissfruit]

@Xzamilloh

Oh. Look!

It's Freddie's mom from iCarly!!!

[Didymosrules]

She sounds like Palin

[VicTheMouth]

When she said thanks for not blowing your brains out, I instantly thought, "she has brains"?!?!?

[wumeista4645]

"Ok Grandma, your not gonna live very much longer so I don't know what your so concerned about..." LMAO!!! I LOVE Vancome Lady.

[superstar5565]

bravest girl ever

[1655kenmad]

yeah but it would be hilarious if there actually women like her. Man she not racist she hates everyone. If a person was like her she wouldn't live too long.

[mayebella]

She kinda sounds Irish

[Columboisback]

Only Ms. Swan is the answer to Vancome Lady :D

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

@Columboisback Oh god, I would LOVE to see those two in the same room.

[fraroc]

I just noticed the person who plays the robber also plays a priest in another Vancome skit.

[yujirocks]

she reminds me of Sarah Palin

[ChocolateChad127]

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"la la la la!"

[lildashmizz]

i like her ah ah thing

[Xzamilloh]

I swear if someone else puts some stupid comment about that being Freddie's mom...... who the hell is Freddie?? And who the hell CARES?????

[ishmael280]

@Xzamilloh freddie is from iCarly and i agree with you fully

[axeman1314]

LMAO I love the vancome lady!

[wumeista4645]

"Ok grandma your not gonna live very much longer so i dont know what your so concerned about". LMAO

[mamaluigitoyou]

that old grandma was freddys mom from icarly right?

[XoXoNart]

OMG this is so hilarious bc i am just like Vancome Lady @ some points, so calm w/ freaky things happening, lol

[buttercups6969]

You know what? He's a full blown killer and he hasn't given up yet. Better send in the swat team!

[foreveranime55]

Cant help but love her xD

[hmontes89]

She is such a bitch. LOL

[Gracie05452]

LMAO!!!

[keishahottku]

special effects supervisor Chuck Gaspar. I found this film free @ Movie Watcher. US

[Aaron2779]

nicole is amazing =)

[kiloran47]

@Aaron2779 Nicole Sullivan

[JLo52993]

Nicole Sullivan.

[714mike]

nicolle sullivan

[Shanniquitie]

what is her accent/??

[vampireboy771]

queens or brooklyn ish...

[DG3744]

Typical Chicago Italian/ Jewish Women

[olddisorder]

@DG3744 actually, the character's last name is Wajonowski. So she's probably Polish-American or Jewish-Polish-American.

[nickg887]

@Shanniquitie

It's a Chicago accent

[1george08]

"I believe this is yours" lol

[12valvepower1]

War Dims Hope for Peace

[12valvepower1]

hahahah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh god. we are gonna die. kill kill kill kill kill die die die die die die die shoot shoot shoot

[12valvepower1]

War Dims Hope for Peace

[123Shelton123]

I've never seen someone who can stay so calm with a gun held to their head. Hilarious!

The ending just goes to show you, you don't fuck with Vancome Lady.

[hurricanegeek]

I think the grandma is on "iCarly"

[MsMjfan21]

yea she is freddie's mom

[ham123see]

i carly is shit

[rocky4x4]

Thank God for this cuz I've never stopped saying "Tscha...You know what?!" in real life!

[yondaime297]

haha, she's all like "grandma this isn't over...imma call in the SWAT" x]

[JudeHarrison0289]

whats with the hose on his head...like you can't see his face really.

[TeeRells711]

she rather risk her chance of dieng before she insults someones it crazy

[luvufosho]

Hahaha! In real life, as soon as that bitch would say one word they'd BLOW her brains out! hahahahaha!

"Tcha, you know what... YOU'RE DEAD"!

[redsary42]

@luvufosho Actually that's not true. Many times a 'bank robber' won't shoot. I tell you, some lone-man comes blazing into a bank with a shotgun, I'm not getting on the floor, I'll walk over to the bench and sit. Logically this guy has what, two rounds to fire? A bank of about 12 people; that leaves 10 witnesses to jump on his ass when he's out of ammo. - Also, murder, makes a lot more of an uproar than insured cash. You might get away with robbing a bank, but few people get away with murder.

[HerrSpieldose]

@redsary42 that was exactly what I thought...

plus, most people who threaten others have no intention of carrying anything out...

[xoxangelruthxox]

haha classic :) nicole sullivan is hilarious... i wish i had a friend like the vancome lady!!! :)

[Algebra2Bunch]

having a friend like her would make everything better

[dreamer1105]

Dat wud never happen in reaL life..lolz

[kiwicanadian26]

" but if you have to you might wanna start with her "...lmfao

[constipatedclown]

haha in real life she'd be shot as soon as she opened her mouth

[ZooTycoon223]

"tcha, you know what, he's a cold blooded killer and he's not givin' up, better send in the swat time, bye bye."

[artemis21princess]

lmao

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

Best Vancome skit EVER! I want more of this one in particular!!! Cha, yeh know I do.

[MacBookGuy91]

That was a good lol.

[slivenne]

lol,better send in the swat team

[LauDor08]

i love nicole sullivan and her as the vancome lady...she's so cool! lol tcha, you know what uhuh

[NinjaOfLight777]

And the old hag freakin' gives back the gun!

[PatatosProductionsAZ]

Its so funny how shes not even afraid that theres a gun in her face!!! lol! I love Vancome Lady!!!!!

[NinjaOfLight777]

XD Its amazing that she can keep insulting people without even being afraid of the gun. Its always funny to see an old lady with a leathal weapon.

[pizzawaffle]

this is the only slightly funny vancome lady episode if you ask me...

[xriderx11]

LOL grandma ur not gonna be living for so much longer so i dont know what ur so conserd about

[famdude88]

I wish I had a relative that was like the Vancome Lady.

[xxrainbowsrawrxx]

i so agree wit u =D

[PatatosProductionsAZ]

yah me too!!!

[rootbeeronbroadway]

I would too but in the end you would regret it =)

[LauDor08]

yea she seems so cool 2 hang out w/

[famdude88]

I am surprised that the robbers didn't put a gun to their head and commit suicide.

[NeonMagersuchtAli]

Tcha, you know what? I LOVE The Vancome Lady Skits. Best thing ever, plus shes really pretty.

[Nightmastercool97]

best Vancome Lady skit EVER!!!

[bluenotejazz]

Shyaaaa... You know what?.. Uh-uh

Send in the SWAT team!

Rat-atat-atat

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!

Oh my God my sides are hurting..

LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!

[rocky4x4]

This is such an energizing breath of fresh air!

[dicei]

LOL.

if thats a way to survive a bank robbery,

we should all learn from her.

lol i love her acting

(:<

[Nightmastercool97]

Nicole Sullivan was the greatest actress on the show before it got extremely unbelievably bad.

[mariah707]

agreed

[JarethDrakul]

same. I watched a recent episode and it was awful.

[bloodrayne1000]

yep yor right theres some actors and actress that are funny...but not like nicole sullivan

[twnether]

Not to mention, she's pretty too!

[ErnestoAH]

I love Nicole Sullivan, she was ahead of her time, best comedy actress ever!!!!!!

[Drittkladden]

I love her hair.

She`s friggin HOT!

[liubeier]

lolxinfinity

[ColdAir952]

Lol "ok Grandma your not going to be living very much longer, so i dont know why you're concerned". Vancome was Nicole Sullivans Best Act xD

[osomepossum]

You better send in the swat team, bye bye lol!! That's great.

[Jakegothicsnake]

I LOVE YOU NICOLE!!!

[06sagittarius]

shes fucking phenomenal

[Cyber64]

is it one of the earlier sketches of Vancome Lady? since in other sketches she has a lot more eye make up o_o

[gathy222]

Hahaha!! A terrorist comes in and...Tcha ya no what?

[gswaggachic]

funni

[Cosmo0819]

"T'cha You Know What He's A Phone Blooded Killer And He's No Giving up Better Send in The Swat Team"

[yondaime297]

Isn't it "cold"?

[fmmdeid]

I belive this is your's

[liveinmymusic]

OMFG I LVE HER

[crazy4mickie]

yea i know shes so funny to bad  she left the show

[Tsunomy]

I wanna try that. When a thief comes in I wanna annoy the shit out of them and leave first. =P

"I believe this is yours." "Thank you"

"better send in the SWAT!" "hit the deck!!!"

lmfao!!!

[JackLuft]

MARRY ME VANCOME LADY!!!

[houndoom1234]

my friend talked about her and I decided to search it up shes a legend hope they don't run out of vancome lady vids

[chrisminator19]

Did you watch MADtv all the time. I would like to response about Episode #2.16, David Herman got angry at Pauly Shore because Pauly Shore who wanted to change the show called "HAPPYtv." I would like to know if David Herman did get angry at Pauly Shore.

[SoZachsHere]

I don't know and I don't care.

If it was relevant to the Vancome Lady, I would answer.

But its not the Vancome Lady

[SoZachsHere]

DUDE.

Poodleperson25 won't answer your questions. I won't either. So just STOP.

[Satakunta]

this lady is legend

[ickypickyme]

Lol i love her

[crazymentos13]

bye-bye!lol

[MadTVSucksMajorly]

wow she really needs to die

[asshole5678910]

hey listen u cock sucking, dad fucking, cornhole eating faggot u need to fuckin die u have no life every1 of these videos u leave an unfunny comment so go fuck suck your sisters penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LauDor08]

ok i u don't like this skit and/or the vancome lady and if ur screen name is madtvsucksmajorly, then why did you bother to take 3 minutes and 26 seconds outta ur life 2 watch this? i'm just saying

[confinedimpulse]

hahah ive never seen this before