The Best Graduation Speech EVER!

[deadlybuzz1000]

That took balls Niceee

[MondoBeno]

High school graduation is the most lame shit. I didn't even want to go to mine, but my fatehr woiuldn't hear of it. But on the way home, he was mada s hell because the valeditorian gave a self-righteous speech titled "pretty good is never enough."

I learned alter that she didn't even compose it herself. It's an old one.

[killrd12]

this is the gayest, lamest shit ever. my high school speech held more gratification. thats just how i feel and i swear other people feel that too. just too corny for me.

[anakmudajaman]

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[Ondelendo]

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[bebeheuy]

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[MrLincolnWolfe]

I wish I was there in the second row....rubbing my straining cock against the lady in front of me...leaving a nice precum shiny smear across her ass.... and spitting tiny ball bearings from my pea shooter at the stinking Jew giving this fail speech.Too bad no one was lurking a 1000 yds away with a 50cal...he woulda got 7 or 8 before they heard the sound of the first shot letting go.

To think I paused my porn for this crap GODFUCKDAMNIT

[zaal08]

steve jobbs cameo @ 5:50

[zaal08]

homosexual much?

[hopenchrist777]

I would say he is going to become a Performing arts major or at the very least, a Stand-up Comedian. Belated congratulations to you and the Class of 2008! Man am I old...I am about to go to my 50th year reunion. Good news is; most of them are dead now and we should all be home by 8PM that evening...just before we go to bed. LOL Peace and I wish you all the best in life has to give! I hope you all are not taking life too seriously.

[RandomSpevv]

@hopenchrist777 Lots of times when I'm horny I rub floss back and forth on my shit mailbox. One time I forgot to throw the brown string away and my little brother found it and thought it was chocolate and licked it off. GODDAMNIT!

[kemup]

That blonde should be about 21 now!

[Kricardose]

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[Mjhond]

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[AntoMelta]

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[willamricard]

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[bundawartini]

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[deathrall2]

Im gr 6 my graduation is tonight

[darkdekmaster]

08 RULES!!

[CEDortha929]

awesome

[9valerie7]

at first he sounded like a hypnotherapist :P

[Laxx703]

That is so cool I graduate this year I hope my valedictorian's speech is this fun!

[shankscyp]

happy video

[hohovillanueva77]

well its a good thing you dont live in iran cause this guy would have been hung already.....

[ch1ldpr3d3t0r]

the guy sounds like a fucking fruit loop

[tboado]

That was amazing! :'0

[blueluckyrubberducky]

nice. x)

[gin012]

soo what college does he go to now?

[chaosc421]

@gin012 the piano player is a senior at Brown now. Idk bout Brandon though....

[XManiiAkX]

@chaosc421 I know i saw him there

[AppleBoyFreak]

I see it now but I'm confused!

[AliceWhattt]

I would've paid attention to the speech during my graduation if it was more like this

[MrElkrick]

....and when I grow up I want to dig up John Holmes and suck his rotted dick, and finger bang my granny.

[TheDeathEndless]

I read the comment about it being two videos, yet couldn't figure out what this 2nd video everyone was talking about until almost the end...

[arielkao520]

soooo funny :))

[runescapez13]

watch this one L0l  /watch?v=gYmAhouGnrA

[thesaarifa]

wow cool, anyway can i have the script?

[e0o9kii]

I graduated last year in New Zealand and all I can say is that I was disapointed about my graduation.

I didn't get to wear robes, I didn't get a diploma (not on the spot but I think I got it in the mail) and it was just disapointing.

Oh well.

PS: I'm actually American-Filipino and graduation in NZ seems different from both US and Phils.

[TheMushroomsAreHere]

Thumbs up if you want some green pixles to be there representing you!

[OpiatedBliss]

misleading title

[ODoyleRules523]

well done. reminds me of what demetri martins grad speech would sound like.

[APBall]

blondie wants that dick

[btrainiscool]

@APBall first thing i noticed hahaha

[rikathome2]

Wasn't until 5:32 that I realised it was a split screen..

[clod85clod]

@rikathome2 retarded



[authorkaytlan101]

@rikathome2 haha ik it took me till like the second or third time i watched this to figure that out :p

[luf4rall]

Reminds me of Andy Samberg

[johnkevin1104]

This is a smart way of delivering a speech. lol

[RoseAddisonOfficial]

The best one I've ever heard was "Personally, I hated high school. I hated all of you and hope you all rot in hell. Thank you.".

[KrisztaSedro]

swiftkaratechop?!

[RicoTalerico]

thumbs up if u were looking at the blonde chick the whole time

[mattyboyevans]

Yes, we are all checking out that gorgeous blonde sitting in the middle row.

[PivotMakeranimations]

wow I was watching Call of Duty videos and I always end up in some quote videos or graduation videos, WTF?! this is bullshit, and it sucks, fuck you YouTube, lemme watch my Call of Duty videos, GOODBYE!

[authorkaytlan101]

@PivotMakeranimations wow if you want to watch your Call of Duty videos maybe you shouldn't click on a video that says "Best Graduation Speech EVER!" and stop blaming YouTube.

[pnutbutrncrackers]

What am I doing watching this? I'm out.

[shermenz]

Why the hell do you people ware these hats?

[BucketCapacity]

@shermenz Judging by your spelling, you obviously haven't worn one.

[TheNewTimman]

@shermenz we have no idea... tradition?

[ABC123DoReMi01]

It took me until 3/4 of the video to notice it was two videos next to each other.

[qvnguyen03]

@ABC123DoReMi01

it was two videos next to each other what?!?!

[dkasperitis]

@ABC123DoReMi01 I didn't notice until I read your post. 

[Sizozt]

@ABC123DoReMi01 det synes alex ogsåXD



[5eizur3]

@ABC123DoReMi01 It took me until 0:50...

[Valcarion]

@ABC123DoReMi01 It took me until I read your comment within the first ten seconds, considering you're the top comment. Thanks for ruining the video, dick bag...

:)

[whubwhubs]

i would of been a metalhead in the background "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

[ahonsarkar]

LOL Hella backup chicks

[EternalIntelligence]

so gay

[sirensong35]

I hope you died in an accident after your graduation party.

[danne0113]

that guy looks just like schmoyoho "songify this" o.O

[J91561]

2015 (:

[MrJason12349]

@J91561 Haha, me too! Good luck with your high school. :)

[3jostein]

class of 2012 ayeeeeeee

[CntthnkO15]

He is wrong, we don't have to put up with anything. You make the choice to put up with it. You always have a choice. It's only true for previous generations as well because its the self-destructive zeitgeist/paradigm we live in.

Things always make sense if you think it through with an open mind.

[sol1991los]

AMAZING!!!! :D Witty , funny, intelligent.

[sorariku856]

this guy looks like a real jock

[soccerfish8]

It took me 6 minutes to realize the video was split into two different camera angles.... President of the Class of 2012 right here... :)

[thexxgirlxxsmiles]

he's too cute.

very entertaining.

[GashaOfficial]

epic

[joeldude76]

wow i can barley talk in front of 20 people 

[mcs4sac]

Didn't realize Andy Samberg was still in high school.

[issieclaire]

lol I Thought it was very clever. :) I got, don't take things so seriously be able to laugh at yourself and you'll be a much happier person for it :)

[SalsaShoeProductions]

wow this was brilliant but 400,000 view is A LOT!

[jhardin206]

That cat is gonna be mashin on madd girls gritts with that kind of funny.

[TheBudster05]

fake

[x4457]

@TheBudster05 Dumb. See, I can do it too!

[08gperez90]

he is gay.

[AnotherBrownKid]

@CalifornianAdventure YES!

[princeoftennis198]

Their school is really chill for lettig him do that kinda speech

[tubub]

@princeoftennis198

yeah, it's in hawaii. i know here in california i got in deep shit for doing a funny speech, shows you how much more chill they are in hawaii. i can't imagine what it's like to live on east coast

[xnkayys]

hahhaha:)

[JuzEpic]

lol thats a long speeeeeech

[deejtechno22]

How the hell did I end up on this video?

[SethNsades]

@deejtechno22 At first I was watching minecraft, don't know how I got here...

[JaegerLeMaserati]

@deejtechno22 This was on my suggestions list... I don't know why, but glad I watched it

[PhoenixSOUL777]

111 People didn't graduate.

[fwekeeto]

I'm graduating three years ago!

[McGurkerRULZ]

Wait. The Flag. What the fuck?

[knightmawk]

@McGurkerRULZ It's a split screen

[asorlonnn]

Ill do that Blonde above the piano guy

[alilibah1]

gud speech

[gounc93]

if you replace best with gayest then yes the title would be correct

[Jaishal]

creative arts school maybe?

[Ravenclawwww]

This is absolutely amazing.

[moby196]

Best speech ever.

[sirmateo75]

blonde on the third row wants to bang him. HARD.

[tayswiftlautner54]

this was kind of an awkward speech......

[bassbeatle]

I am graduating two years ago!!!

[MisSexyFlaca]

that was good :)

[feelsgoodbro]

I AM GRADUATING YESTERDAY

[theequestriangirl24]

i'm graduating in 5 hours :D

[sirmateo75]

brilliant!



[Pimpinqt101]

graduating in 20.... TOMARROO!



[JUSTFLYINGKITES]

I'm graduating in 2015!

[orlandoldr1]

I'm graduating in 2015

[coolsims94]

UGH!...graduating 2012!!!

[ducktapemagic]

I'm graduating in 2013

[Morridek]

I don't know how I get here but..this is very cool speech :) Greetings from Europe !

[serenityzr19]

wow epic id never forget a grad speech like that im graduating tonight and i hope the person doing our speech makes it as amusing and funny as this one :D nice job dude

[BeadleBelfry]

This would have never happened at my school with as much as they censored our speakers.

[rookie139]

Meh...lame

[OhHawtDamnLisaa]

lol omg, best speech ever !

[yesthisisshiloh]

Nerd got laid 

[SlayerKnightDX]

@CalifornianAdventure nyahahaa i know right

[5599cupcake]

@CalifornianAdventure : YES !

[chance793]

I'm gonna move to America just to have a graduation speech (even though I finish high school in a week) Damn it sucks that we don't have that in France ! We don't even have proms !!

[cvfb97]

whats up w/ the flag....?

[Locoroco2fan]

@cvfb97 its not actally there, on the left side is somewhere else, then the flag is just a divider between the two cameras

[nacho0506]

Whack

[AdamShrugged]

Fantastic speech. Absolutely brilliant

[electricrobot11]

this is seriously the best speech ever!

[rham816]

Thumbs Up if ur graduating this year

[217d3]

@rham816 tomorrow , and is nervous as hell . but i can't wait

[dud1901]

@rham816 i'm graduating to elementary school

[Awesomeperson2067]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[paco97farted]

@CalifornianAdventure helll yeahhhh!!!!!!!!

[shelloz09]

"So suck it, YALE!" lmao

[karelmoredo]

DAMN!

[schunterloser1]

watched this and made me feel great for when i graduate in 3 hours

[mactaylorable]

corny!!nerdy!!simple but subtle is fine,over stating and blabbing like you're in a campfire where your friends fall asleep because you are boring and sounds like a fag!!the only thing that got these views is the title which was very misleading..i bet the straight guys in your class were itching to beat the shit out of you,which you got after the graduation party,you deserve it faggot..it's over acting really..not good..

[SFisLove]

this kid is my hero.

[Allisonic1]

I love this so much♥

[tamkaivo]

Best ever? Now that's an overstatement.

[Sadlingz]

Hahaha, hilarious!

[lookoutdudes]

This is classic. The guy's a genius!

[CMNoobslayer]

Thumbs up for Harold and Kumar chilling next to the blonde.

[Givejordr]

95 ppl dropped out a few weeks b4 graduation

[laughomaniac]

@CalifornianAdventure 244 thumbs up. damn lots of dumbass valedictorians.... well sire. I too am one.

[SweetVintageLove]

95 people went to Yale XD

[maximum411]

thumbs up for the ghost flag

[cindyirene2001]

Yay! That's why class of 2008 is awesome. :D

[GirBFF123]

"so suck it yale, i wouldnt have married a smoker anyway." lol

[quynh94]

omg, this guy's awesome!!

[8soccer4life8]

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[mayishan]

... I want to know where this guy ends up in 10 years

[quynh94]

@mayishan probably somewhere great! he's awesome, and his speech is too lolz xD

[mayishan]

@quynh94 oh ya - I wonder what college he's in at the moment!

[AnnAof92]

haha this is so awesome. i wish i had the balls to do something like that

[woohooivan]

creepy black guy behind the flag lolzzz

[grubeci]

I once wrote and essay on essay techniques. But, who, hasn't?

[manny27999]

@CalifornianAdventure i am for sure

[swimfish29]

would have been better if he was knocked out by a football ..... from his father

[1125cyc]

he should be a comedian, I'm telling you.

[allwingspoo]

I was at this graduation, and I had forgotten about it until now, but this reminder just made my life a whole lot better. Awesome.

[fashionmwah]

Fantastic!!!

[xxfiloxx]

If he made that up or memorized that whole speech, that's pretty good

[polarrican55]

90 people didnt go to high school!

[greatauntprune]

This is really awesome, but I am not funny enough to pull that off.