Nostalgia Critic - Alaska (Part 2)

[Silentsniper711]

BEAR!!!

[thrashard1015]

"I want that BEARRRR"

[MetalWolfGemstone14]

I used to be a hunter like you, until I took a bear to the knee

[menslady125]

Looks like 4 people failed to get...a BEAR! *dramatic music;thunder and lightning*

[TLSoulDude]

Can't argue with that. Charlton Heston can say the word 'bear' really, really cool...

[Ozztastic57]

The bear is his symbol because he likes the Chicago CUBS.

[TehSkullKid]

THIS IS NOT OVER! BEARS!

[BladeStrikes]

BEAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

[TheAlliedsoldier99]

Suprised he didn't comment on the weird noise and expression the girl made at 3:33.

[Chuckyfan101ify]

BEAR

[lovemusic1007]

the only one who can make "bear balls" sound thretening

[tintor2]

One thing good about this movie is that it made the word "BEAR" epic

[lightonsnow1]

I used to be a hunter just like you, then I took a bear bite to the knee.

[riley1497able]

@lightonsnow1 DAMMIT you beat me to it

[Goltork2]

wait...this is like...the great panda adventure.a shitty movie much like this one

[Goltork2]

im of to put feases in the brownie sunday at teachers night!

[Esully7]

Dammit the spit scene dude the dad says " it's slipping" and drools

[DeerTotsy]

lol he took an arrow in the knee xD

[Cpt50Caliber]

And so the NC adds yet another high calibre running gag to his already impressive arsenal

[rockerMan0987]

I was hunting a bear then I took a bite in the knee

[uberCharlie7552]

does the bear contribute anything to the story at all besides the guy saying "BEARRRR" in a really cool voice?

[EggieStulrex]

What I like about Nostalgia Critic is that oftentimes he gives some profound insight on literary devices, like how it's bad to introduce a dead mother and have the son wish death upon his dad in the same scene. He knows his stuff.

[pippo17173]

This film has to be the worst of it kinds.

[conspiracyMAN23]

f*ck charlton heston!

[DjRat3]

There bear from Balto needed to be in this and tear it up

[cowsanonymous]

I can has judge dread LAW! And Alaska the BEAR! Remix?

[wd1250]

bear



[bbaggins1298]

That worries the cat that ate the rat that lived in a house that Jack Nicholson built!

[DarkKnight1326]

Ah bullshit!!

[nightbane2]

Alaska is rated PG.

-_-

[TheHorrorKing1]

O.O ....BEAR BALLS....

[Natrez1m]

I would LOVE to see the movie, based on a character types and phrases that NG creates! That would be epic to say the least

[SuperFlameRing]

Oh shit I remember this movie! I liked it at the time but only because I was an Animal Planet fanatic.

[SkittleE275]

OH MARY!

[11Ansley11]

I want that bear!

[vampirekitty001]

6:30

I DIED OF LAUGHTER

[BucDouble93]

It is cool how Charlton Heston says "bear", but I think it's cooler when Judge Dredd says "LAW"!

[gtz1975]

Don't you mean BEAR SHIT? 7:24

[123rbert]

2:29 - 2:48 made me lol!

[CatatonicKuroneko]

He bites the knee which forces him to shoot the guy which forces him to shoot the helicopter which forces the controls to explode that worried the cat who ate therat who lived in the house that Jack built!

[CatatonicKuroneko]

Time for a game of disappearing BEARS

[dron233]

AHHH! I thought the darkheart joke wasn't coming!

[117thlegacy]

"' I just wish he would spontaneously combust when goes in that room! '"

- and I wish you died instead of her!

* storms off, slams door

*BOOM!!!!!!! c(=

[rockerMan0987]

I watched this part just for the BEAR!

[DAVIDSYDH18]

I Want That Bear

[Cartoonfangirl007]

I was afraid what MIGHT show up at 'BEAR BALLS' scene

[100Arceuslover]

BEAR.

[StevesJobs]

Dont forget the red light guy!

[981407036x]

damn this movie is unBEARable

oh god kill me

[VaciliNikoMavich]

BEAAR BALLZ



[tiamat234]

SNUWYYYYYYYYY

[rregre]

Did Family Guy parody this with that indian casino episode?

[jarrod12y]

@rregre Ive seen that episode its eerily similar

[TheJawesomeTV]

BEEAAR

[piplup10036]

eh i thought it was ok :/

[gtz1975]

3:03 best part of movie

[paxtofettel]

Um who is the guy that Nostalgia Critic mentioned at 0:42

[IceDragon289]

@paxtofettel Officer Javert from the novel Les Miserables. He's a police officer with a fanatic devotion to the law, and he has an obsession with catching the book's main hero, Jean Valjean (whose only crime was stealing a loaf of bread to feed his sister's seven children).

[paxtofettel]

@IceDragon289 Thank You

[FriedAbortions]

4:54 50 cent did a similar thing he had to get rich with only a gun or die trying

[FEGirl17]

2:29 LOL

[randomandproudqueen]

0:32 wait, did Poacher Heston just make up a poem?

I don't think you understand me

let me be clear

I'm accustomed to getting what I want

I want that BEAR!

[sonicmalley]

sounds like yogi bear

[JuliatheCoolest]

@SlashinatorX Larry Prince, that guy in the TV report.

[JuliatheCoolest]

@SlashinatorX If you're talking about 5:30, no. His dad had a cameo in Suburban Knights. But you're not the first person who heard that line and thought that.

[highflyingfish95]

AT 1:55 how could he not have used the perfect ROCKEY 4 reference when he climbs the mountain and yells DRAGO!!!

[super17a]

@LordManda2

ok i love nastalga critic and iv seen all his videos but iv never ever seen his partners from his website, *(haven't seen his website cause ps3 wont go it* reasons is that -

when they all get to gether specials they dont seem to be as funny as nastalga critic

iv seen N.R, nastalga chick, cinema snob with nastalga critic but nastalga critic is way funny then all of them.

and that british kid he makes US brit sound like spazese

[hinasakukimi]

@super17a Ikr, the first time I saw Nostalgia Chick I wasn't very impressed >_<

But then I started watching some more of her videos and found that I actually really enjoyed them and I just needed to get used to her humour as it's pretty different from the Nostalgia Critic. She's really witty and intelligent though I think her reviews caters to girls much more and might be hit and miss for guys.

[LadyVanDaele]

This isn't over, BEARS!!!

[MrHEC381991]

lol Heston's so badass. shame his ownkid made him out a baddy though -_-

[nightbane2]

Heres all my jokes:BEAR! *choir* Time for a game of disapearing bears! THIS IS NOT OVER! BEARS!

[kingvideogames]

6:31 Win much?

[GlorabellaJBrealm]

Wow. I haven't seen this movie in ages. And just lookin at the movie makes me want to put it down after I watched it for only one time. My childhood self knew it was a waste of time and very much forgetable. LOL

[VaderGuy9]

TIME FOR A GAME OF DISAPPEARING BEARS

[TheEddGould]

A BEAR.

[hoppyman11]

i loved his SQEEEEEEE at 2:59.

[internetwin]

Time for a game of disappearing bears.

[dare12288]

I think I've watched enough Nostalgic Critic review to become a director. 

[powergirl07]

To be fair, Javert was a deep complex character. He wants to capture Valjean because he believes that he is a criminal and all crimes are wrong because they are against the law. He believe that the law is so important because he suffered discrimination because his father was a criminal and his mother was a gypsy.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

Much like Eastwood, Heston is the most intimidating when he is older. 

[super17a]

review *cool world* next cool world

[LordManda2]

@super17a I dunno, that movie seems more up the Cinema Snob's alley imo.

[Awonderland333]

The Nostalgia critic should review the flipper movie from 1996.

[SixSevenEightyThree]

I'm a little disappointed that Critic didn't work in a "From My Cold Dead Hands" joke about Heston since he's playing a nutjob with a gun.

[cgsilverscreen2020]

somehow I knew that that BEAR was going to pull the rope...

[Isthatmyass]

Wow! I think this is the first episode in ages where Rob doesn't have a writing credit!

[MrCrossoverer]

I have seen Air Bud Puppies Movies more realistic than this!

[Teenlego]

i love how audio doesn't fit with the scene it's portraying. case and point 6:30

[9Y0]

OMG...I remember this movie...IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boring...

[gokk777]

I'm eating golden crisp while watching this lol

[34RiverStone]

"And to you're right is a rotting corpse" lmao

[kitkatcutie520]

Damn, I was waiting for "This is not over! BEARS!". Oh well, at least we got "Time for a game of Disapearing Bears"

[MrJaxreid]

I want that BEAR...cub. He's so cute.

[Bortfangirl]

'' Time for a Game of Dissapering Bears ''

Yay!!! I was waiting for that line!

[Nanakiismyhusband]

SQUEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

[buhshmuh]

Why has noone mentioned the dad is Face from the a team? Dirk Benedict? I cant be the only one who caught that. Great review

[kitkatcutie520]

@buhshmuh I noticed that too :)

[teletubbykiller54]

BEAR!!! *scary music and thunderclap*

[BrianCD85]

....BEAR!

[SilencedByGreed]

If we get too many more of these bear jokes, we're gonna see a top 11 "Bear"s

[J223522]

I can totally see the NC's dad beating his ass when he told him this is the 90's old man.

[TheRegart]

3:03- 3:05 OUCH!

[7bordello]

RIP Charlton Heston :(

[akatsukimaster666]

time for a game of disapearing BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MultiAngryguy]

3:50

BEAR BALLS! *scary music*

[artman40]

I bet the next episode will briefly include the bear gag.

[guitarbrad]

I thought this was his funniest review.

[oldtraffed2004]

i have never laughed more in my life at "time for a game of disappearing bears"

[throwinaspear17]

just saying, i want Golden Crisp now :D

[bunnydo22]

@throwinaspear17 Damn you. now i want some.

[throwinaspear17]

@bunnydo22 I KNOW RIGHT!

[theringman77]

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[CalStrackplays]

@awesome grapes he probs knows that, he's just making a point that they're not all cutesy either.

[PuppetMasterIX]

6:59 I was expecting this:

"THIS IS NOT OVER... BEARS!"

[J6FIRE]

1 person cannot say BEAR in a really cool way.

[Tails7373]

He wants that BEAR. As well as the GOLD.

[Luigipwnsall12]

@Tails7373

GOOOOOOOOLD!

[Katingaan]

2:59

[knowpassword]

Hey the Face man is not bland!

[WoodenMustache]

Time for a game of "disappearing bears".

God I love you Nostalgia Critic. XD

[The1994Ninten]

2:20-2:48

XD!!!

[ToSMoProductions]

I thought critic would have mentioned that this was directed by Heston's son.

[SonicRyan1992]

2:18 doesn't the helicopter pilot look like OtherJoe?

[69biggsexxy]

This is easily Nostalgia Critic's best and funniest review. That "disappearing bears" line from the Care Bears review is so unexpected and hilarious.

[anton1990]

@69biggsexxy

I agree! This one was just so polished!

[MegaKossak]

TIME FOR A GAME OF DISSAPEARING BEARS  LOOOOOOL XDDD

[mkocja5a]

i hope every single person that created this movie gets burnned alive. especialy the faggots that played those god damn retarded hunters

[sagacious03]

Fucking bears, man.

[theadmin91]

BEAR XD

[Davidthekid7]

Bear! Time for a game of disappearing bears. THIS IS NOT OVER. BEARS!!!!!

[TheAutoReviewer]

This is not over...BEARS!! xD

[Eatmyassproductions]

Is that the critic doing that child like voice in all his reviews?

[Ohav1491]

And another film about the ''evil, nasty MAAAAAN!''

[simpsonman956]

@Ohav1491 Yes, man. Man is the single greatest threat to the human race to date. He doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Man simply wants to get you. I'm super serial. But have no fear, for I, a disembodied voice from the 50's is here to protect you. Excelsieur!!!

Man - Did I just rip off two different bits? Yes I did.

[Ohav1491]

@simpsonman956 Yes,it's about the MAAAAN!Who wanna get that BEAR!

[Headbanger142]

BEAR!

[ahsdm10]

BEAR!

[LoneSola]

Tour bus drives by...

"To your right is a rotting corpse..."

[twilightwindwaker]

Which makes big bad Heston MAD! BEAR! Trust me I got a very good look. Dad I'm off to put feces in the brownie sundae of the teacher I don't like. I don't know if I... Spirit Journey, Oh okay. Time for a game of disappearing bears. He bites the knee which forces him to shoot the guy which forces him to shoot the helicopter which forces the controls to explode that woke the cat who ate the rat in a house that jack built. DAMMIT! BULLSHIT!

[thenintendoviewer]

What the hell did the critic say when there was another spinning shot with a coir thrown in for some reason? It sounded like squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[youthboy14]

I have a funny feeling that BEAR will become a running joke in his reviews.

[taco1010]

we have to trust the bear.

[chucknorris0298]

The kid wore a Chicago bears hat...

[ebertfan92]

@chucknorris0298 That was actually a Cubs hat.

[TWKv1]

This review really could of used the Christopher Walken 'This is not over... BEARS!' joke.

[gonotgentleman]

@TWKv1 Or for that matter...

"Time for a game of disappearing BEARS."

[ThePigKnight]

Deus Ex Bear-hina!

[Ericzhanger]

Aw. I wanted him to make that Christopher Walken joke, where he says "I'll get you back! BEARS!"

[glassessn]

@Ericzhanger What movie was that from?

[Ericzhanger]

@glassessn Actually, it was from Country Bear Jamboree or something. He never officially reviewed it; he only mentioned it in his Top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments. Check it out. It's a great episode.

[Ericzhanger]

@glassessn Also, I made a bit of a mistake, he says "This is not over! BEARS!", instead of "I'll get you back."

[mst3KGf]

Anyone curious as to why Charleton Heston is in this, the film is directed by his son Fraser (also responsible for the adaptation of Stephen King's "Needful Things," which is worthy of the NC treatment too...another Stephen King drinking game!). It also explains why Heston is so over the top in his scenery chewing; I guess Fraser didn't have the guts to tell Dad to tone it down a little.

[Skull10]

@mst3KGf Fraser C. Heston also directed his dad in the best ever version of "Treasure Island" and "The Crucifer of Blood", with pop portraying Sherlock Holmes! (Possibly the worst casting decision of all-time.)

[SilencedByGreed]

DARKHEART!!!! 6:30

[JillC2]

@SilencedByGreed That wasn't part of our deal Darkheart! It wasn't part!

[millergamer]

He doesn't say it as good as Walken.

[AAmmyy22]

Remember the Sears commercial from The Good Son? I like how its music snuck into the Golden Crisp commercial

[ebertfan92]

@AAmmyy22 It's actually called "Elevator Beat" by Nancy Wilson. I thought it was some default track in Final Cut until I heard it in the movie Vanilla Sky.

[StormeDragon666]

5:30.

Is...is that a hint that NC's father died? :'( 

[tencents6]

@StormeDragon666 Or it could be that when he said that to his father, he was punished in a way that not only made him never say that to him again, but also embarrassed him and he doesn't lik to think about it.

[supergamerbros]

The only thing worst than hunting polar bears, is hunting...

*puts sunglasses on*

Bear Balls.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Also, I want that GOOOLLLLLD!!!

[MissAliGrace]

Lol! DAAAAARKHEEAAAAAART!

[sickweirdo]

@MissAliGrace XD lmfao I was just thinking of that

[TomMSTie1138]

With Charlton Heston as Ernest Hemingway.

[Tan4500]

bear balls!

[bluesoul1000]

SKUHWEEE!

[PCgamerman176]

Really? Charlton Heston? In this piece of shit? DAM

[mikedrummonds]

@PCgamerman176 I think maybe the fact that his son was the director might have been a subconscious motivational factor.

[Ostnizdasht206]

Bear shit

[VIOLATER9000]

I don't favorite NC reviews because if I did, I'd be favoriting every single one of them.