I love a ghost. A beautiful half here/half there/nothing/everything, lover. I wish I could feel it when I fuck her. I wish I didn't shoot straight through her when I give birth to our little white baby ghosts on the carpet. – Musov Shoko
two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
@clockworkcorvid I prefer the simple UI of Google Chrome more then Firefox, Adblock for Chrome seems to block the entire video rather then the commercial. Jewtube is fuckin gay, it used to be nice.
@clockworkcorvid thank you....i tell everyone about it and at this point it's pathetic if you complain about ads...i haven't seen any ads in over a year
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
@professermuchao Youtube makes very little from in-video ads. Most of their money comes from the side-bar and homepage ads. The video ads are mainly for the channels that enable them, ya dungo!
@TheManRaptor Program called "adblockplus" will cure that little annoyance youtube has thrown at you. It stops flash ads, banner ads, and all that crap. It'll actually save you bandwidth also, since you don't crap you don't want to see. In future news- you're welcome.
@TheManRaptor I thought I'd try putting some vinegar on my computer to stop the ads. If it works for body part smells, why not ads? But it didn't work. I guess I should leave the ideas to Steve.
Thank you Tim and Eric for fucking my brain. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me :) Nobody's been able to make me laugh like that since Monty Python.
@vidguy Adult Swim isn't a cartoon channel. Cartoon Network and Boomerang are though. Shouldn't you be in bed with this comes on though. Don't get grounded staying up late and stay in school.
@st4ticblu3 hey STUPID, IM 40 YEARS OLD! yeah, i watch the adult swim animation, because it has MORE MATURE-themed stories! if AS ISN'T a cartoon show, then again, it NEEDS TO GO TO COMEDY CENTRAL!
@Jofus360 that may be true itself, but SO WHAT, the POINT is, that it is a LIVE ACTION show, instead of ANIMATION, which is what the CARTOON network is supposed to have been created for, to showcase ANIMATION material.
@itsgranite then AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL is it doing ON a CARTOON-designated channel? if it ISN'T SOLELY ANIMATION-ORIENTED, then AGAIN, it needs to be placed on a MORE ADULT-ORIENTED programming network.
@itsgranite HOW is it fine, to interrupt perfectly good and usable airtime FOR ANIMATION, which is what CARTOON NETWORK is supposed to be about? can you answer that?
Vinegar... OF COURSE! Why *didn't* I think of that?!
CounterNerd 19 hours ago
30 second vad for a 23 second video.
WAT.
mrpotatohead34 22 hours ago in playlist Brule's Rules with Dr. Steve Brule
"if you wanna stay in school" - I love that part for some reason.
AirSandFire 1 day ago
thnks dude! the other body part brules rules got taken down
bobsagetownge223 2 days ago
jus' putsomevinegaronit, why didn'ja thinka 'at?
imthelegendkiller 3 days ago
Better luck next time pahl!
madmonk6969 4 days ago
i dont get why tim and eric get these famous actors play in this wierd ass show. but its so funny
gagwee 4 days ago
Why don't you cinco that?
kypbaSurf 5 days ago in playlist Brule's Rules with Dr. Steve Brule
0:03 epic turn around lmao
gerhitchman 1 week ago
vinigar... why DIDNT i think of that?!
ipeedinurcheerios124 1 week ago
what the fuck. i just spend 30 seconds downloading AdBlock to never have to watch ads again.
HmTastySoup 1 week ago in playlist Season 2
can anyone explain me about this ad blocker bs?
onehours 2 weeks ago
i hate when i try to show people these and all they do is stare blankly at the screen.
RobertPowerNS 2 weeks ago
Ya dingus!
SuperSpanishChicken 3 weeks ago
That if you can't live without if you wanna stay in school... LMFAO
Mugen123456789 3 weeks ago
LoL I tried this
dabadguy4273 1 month ago
fuq niggaz
syndycates 1 month ago
your supposed to watch this while your high.
acarbonfilms 1 month ago
has anyone shown a steve brule video to someone just to get a blank stare from them? the dinguses just don't get it!
alostfox 1 month ago 50
@alostfox fuckin dinguses.. they need to meet me by grubbs tavern and i'll showem where the treasure is hidden.
Mussbus1 4 weeks ago 2
@alostfox For your health.
MRfattykins 6 days ago
@alostfox That happens to me every time. Why can't people share my sense of humor?
testnumberone1 5 days ago
Seems legit.
Rick132500 1 month ago
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xJumpStyleZx 2 months ago
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xJumpStyleZx 2 months ago
Great Job!
PaddyButton 2 months ago
Vinegar... of course!
NavesRegg 2 months ago
BOATS N HOES!
luidey788 3 months ago
(ad rant)
thatsmahboi1337 3 months ago
I didn't listen to Dr. Steve Brule's advice and I didn't stay in school :(
ilackedtheheart 3 months ago 3
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Hey my name is Patrick Withrow and I started my comedy career October 26th 2011 check out my first stand up it will mean a lot to me!
ProComedy05 3 months ago
Dr. Steve Brule 2012.
baileyanne94 3 months ago 2
FOR YOUR HEALTH
MrDunlevy 3 months ago
this show sucks so much the top comments are talking about ad blocker
crackthecorn 3 months ago
Time to go to school, you really gotta go to school
Blight79 3 months ago
The voice in the beginning is Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad! He's a writer for Tim and Eric.
Ijjycoyote 4 months ago
A Beautiful Mind.
Miles3363 4 months ago
Just get ad blocker you dungus
...Why didnt you think of that
for your health
BRAINREMOVALDEVICE69 4 months ago 2
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I love a ghost. A beautiful half here/half there/nothing/everything, lover. I wish I could feel it when I fuck her. I wish I didn't shoot straight through her when I give birth to our little white baby ghosts on the carpet. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
ILOVEYOUSTEVEBRULES..... FORRR YOURRR HEALTHHH
pineabblez13 4 months ago
@themanraptor @pepemydepe Download Adblock plus for firefox.. i haven't watched a youtube ad in 2 years
01MGMT 4 months ago in playlist Season 2
Ad blocker ftw?
samditaranto 5 months ago 61
@samditaranto for your health!
iceman2792 1 month ago
For your health!
jazzmaster700 5 months ago
Tim and eric awesome show is da best
SidewalkStudios 6 months ago
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mkshujinko 6 months ago
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two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
mistagrimm115 6 months ago
just be happy with your vejana! dont have to make a new one! and if you got a prennis just keep on it! dont cut it off!
QuadropheniaBrosef 7 months ago
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QuadropheniaBrosef 7 months ago
JUST PUT SOME VINEGAR ON IT! WHY DIDNT YOU THINK OF THAT?
Muirselgas 7 months ago
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thefabbs 7 months ago
Furher health
SergeantFawful 7 months ago
GODDAMMIT I DONT WANT TO SEE HAMSTERS IN A SHITTY CAR I WANNA SEE STEVE BRULE GIVING ME VALUABLE LIFE ADVICE!!!!! the nerve or some people.
Anim8edDeath 7 months ago 2
fer yer health
yaysonic 8 months ago
12 people can't afford vinegar.
boricua6483 8 months ago
if i hear one more complaint about ads... i'll die.
youzstinkz 8 months ago
Thumbs up if you hate when people leave retarded thumbs up comments
livetoefungus 8 months ago
@livetoefungus like this one?
Paradox3333 8 months ago
@Paradox3333 no the other one
livetoefungus 8 months ago
ThePirateBay, dont support this shit, go torrent the entire season all at once, commercial free.
SpektralKush 8 months ago
@SpektralKush Or just get Ad-blocker, it's seriously super freaking easy, i don't get why people don't try it.
clockworkcorvid 7 months ago
@clockworkcorvid I prefer the simple UI of Google Chrome more then Firefox, Adblock for Chrome seems to block the entire video rather then the commercial. Jewtube is fuckin gay, it used to be nice.
SpektralKush 7 months ago
@clockworkcorvid thank you....i tell everyone about it and at this point it's pathetic if you complain about ads...i haven't seen any ads in over a year
johnqpublic912 7 months ago
Fuck you Kia hamsters
CitizenOfEuphoria 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
musov 9 months ago 2
This show is fucking retarded...
gzac95 9 months ago
I guess I didn't think that because I'm not a doctor and Steve is.
bmwluvr2003 9 months ago
All ads should have the option to skip after three seconds.
jakemandujano1414 9 months ago
just put some vinegar on it
TutsRevenge 10 months ago
Commercials!!! The price we pay for FREE youtube!! Damn it!!
LadyLotus74 11 months ago
@LadyLotus74 see they tricked you, cuz for years youtube was free and didnt have any fucking ads...
sunnyztmoney 9 months ago
@sunnyztmoney I guess I just got lucky, because I joined after the fact. :-)
LadyLotus74 9 months ago
FUCKING ADSSSSSSSS
SkaterJay789 11 months ago
00:01
Silkyjonson1 11 months ago
tim and eric is on right now hahaha
tjflacid 11 months ago
the best part is when the 30 sec ad lags while loading and turns it into a 2 min ad for a 23 sec video
NodRodge 11 months ago
@NodRodge No balls. Hate it HATE IIIIITTTTT.
PistolSoldat 9 months ago
ill never buy that car now ..fail
imfreeatlass 11 months ago
theres ads so we don't have to pay for youtube silly, for you health!
mary30h3 11 months ago 41
@mary30h3 Why didn't you think of that!
CapeGiovani 2 months ago
@mary30h3
If they charged for YouTube a competitor would emerge and a mass exodus of users would abandon YouTube.
LolCaramelz 1 month ago
@mary30h3 We never had to pay for youtube before the ads, ya dummy!
Assdafflabaff 1 month ago
@Assdafflabaff YouTube didn't used to be as popular, ya dummy! Now they need money to pay YouTube partners.
professermuchao 1 month ago
@professermuchao Youtube makes very little from in-video ads. Most of their money comes from the side-bar and homepage ads. The video ads are mainly for the channels that enable them, ya dungo!
Assdafflabaff 1 month ago
funny, I can watch quite a few with hardly any ads...
FuzzyThoughts 11 months ago
why wont i cant watch any of these videos?? :( youtube isnt letting me
AllanHathaway 1 year ago
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BlackHogification 1 year ago
FOR YOUR HEALTH
lickmyballs17 1 year ago 3
dont complain guys, adult swim is poor, they need some way to make money, and that way is through ads
romeroa94 1 year ago
I want to stay in school, and I could not live without this. Thank you, Steve Brule! You're a wonderful man and a doctor.
teratophobia 1 year ago
His face at 0:03 makes me sooo happy :3
Drumtariano 1 year ago
hey it tastes like pup
Rockinator08 1 year ago
"juss put some vinegar on it!"
SonOfDune 1 year ago
NONE of these videos work for me. None of them. Fucking piece of shit.
anastu 1 year ago
This shit's great!
fecalophagus 1 year ago
this is my favorite rule.....so applicable.
thewookie09 1 year ago
Always there-The fucking "All Seeing Eye".
THAWK3 1 year ago
thank god there was an advertisement about blackberries before this awesome video, because I wasn't aware of their existence before that
bradenls0 1 year ago 3
FUCK YOU ADS. I DON"T WANT TO WATCH 30 SECONDS OF AD FOR 23 SECONDS OF VIDEO. FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.
TheManRaptor 1 year ago 97
@TheManRaptor get fucking adblock
MrManualBreathing 10 months ago
@TheManRaptor You're gay.
billabong0721 9 months ago
@TheManRaptor Program called "adblockplus" will cure that little annoyance youtube has thrown at you. It stops flash ads, banner ads, and all that crap. It'll actually save you bandwidth also, since you don't crap you don't want to see. In future news- you're welcome.
killerskillet 9 months ago
@TheManRaptor get ad-blocker, stop complaining like everyone else on every video
pup123434 8 months ago
@TheManRaptor I thought I'd try putting some vinegar on my computer to stop the ads. If it works for body part smells, why not ads? But it didn't work. I guess I should leave the ideas to Steve.
fjccommish 7 months ago
@TheManRaptor If it wasn't for ads you would have to PAY to watch 23 seconds of video so don't be a selfish fuck be grateful that Youtube is free.
xanman1117 7 months ago
@TheManRaptor just go download Adblock plus for firefox, say goodbye to youtube ads forever.
Bernice492 6 months ago
@TheManRaptor Get with the times bro! Google & then download AdBlocker Plus. You're life will change forever. You're welcome.
conneryjohnson 4 months ago
Fucking Sony TV. That's the worst fucking song I've ever heard. The singer sounds like he's shitting out his intestines.
Ashmole3 1 year ago
@Ashmole3 - Very well spoken. (written)
fecalophagus 1 year ago
Is that the guy who plays Booger in "Revenge of the Nerds" doing the intro to this?
TeetoPlastic 1 year ago
@TeetoPlastic no it's bob odenkirk
johnqpublic912 1 year ago
@johnqpublic912 Ohhhhhh I totally hear that now. Thank you.
TeetoPlastic 1 year ago
@TeetoPlastic no problem but now i'm in the mood to watch revenge of the nerds haha
johnqpublic912 1 year ago
@johnqpublic912 faggottttttttt
person313 1 year ago
@person313 ok?
johnqpublic912 1 year ago
for your health!
chrisdude2000 1 year ago
i came here for my health not to watch a preview for Saw 9 starring james frengus
liquorstore888888888 1 year ago
that you cant live without if you want to stay in school. lmao
Xsdeaf1 1 year ago
Holy crap! Does this work?
tonic2gin 1 year ago
ad blocker pro
A4moondoggy 1 year ago
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1. Use Firefox
2. Go to Tools
3. Click Add-Ons
4. Click Get Add-Ons
5. Search "Adblock Plus"
6. Download it
7. Enjoy ad-less youtube videos!
MrIncredibleBD6 1 year ago
LOL "You have some smelly body parts smelly armpits. Just put on some vinegar on it why didn't u think of that?"
POC777 1 year ago
thumbs up 0:01 so no one has to watch the dumb ass ads
pepemydepe 1 year ago 35
@pepemydepe
Its all about "the green" my friend.
POC777 1 year ago
ughh.... i hate these ads.
OddlyRandomPro 1 year ago
@OddlyRandomPro ad blocker pro!
A4moondoggy 1 year ago
Well the ads are back again......fuck this.
U3X6785 1 year ago
everybody download ADBLOX for FIREFOX, no more ads, no more complaining :)
bradandrews007 1 year ago
quit complaining about the ads and get adblock. shits so cash
M3talH3ad3030150 1 year ago 4
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@M3talH3ad3030150 sorry to be the barer of bad news, but everyone hates you now.
BlackXSouleStudios 1 year ago
the ad was longer than the video.....
SavingPrivateBrian 1 year ago
I want a steve brule movie lol
Mr2manydecisions 1 year ago
I love the "for your health" at the end of every Brule's Rule ha.
overzealousdump 1 year ago
Steve Brule=Art Garfunkel
soaffb1337 1 year ago
vinegar is the worst for my sores! ...but I sit with it.
SugarSigur 1 year ago 4
0:01
iAmAsCoolAsAMoose 1 year ago
it works but you need another thing to
i forgot what it was
BarrioPunkRock 1 year ago
John C Reilly needs to win an award for his role as Dr. Steve Brule. Best performance ever. I don't care what anyone else says.
sybilmoonbeam 1 year ago 4
I love halo so MUCH
spungii117 1 year ago
....for your horse!
DarksideSomeday 1 year ago
Thank you Tim and Eric for fucking my brain. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me :) Nobody's been able to make me laugh like that since Monty Python.
graaar 1 year ago
i tryed it for my health
frankustoing 1 year ago
i love that guy, he looks like a gremlin at the ending hahaha
Ghost3060 1 year ago
fuck you ads i wanna kill youtube fuck you youtube...furyurhealth
gildedintention 1 year ago 4
@gildedintention omg I know i'm sick of this twilight shit
friskystapler 1 year ago
30 second ad for a 23 second video
systemofaadown 1 year ago 322
@systemofaadown adblock for the win
toastedjuice 1 year ago
@systemofaadown agreed....FAIL
DetJohnKimbel 1 year ago
@DetJohnKimbel well you see jimmy these ads keep youtube jimmy so dont not watch this due to these ads..... for your health
actionabe11 1 year ago
@systemofaadown Get AdBlock Plus. Fight back.
Snoofalah 1 year ago 2
@systemofaadown I just gave this a thumbs up and had to watch the ad again cuz i wasnt signed in.
gotjuggling 1 year ago
@systemofaadown All I read was "derp derp derp I whine about ads because I'm too stupid to use Firefox and get Adblock Plus"
bearsfighting 11 months ago 2
@bearsfighting all i read was "derp derp i need to go to \b\"
systemofaadown 11 months ago
@systemofaadown If you're using firefox, go to add-ons, and download "Ad-Blocker Plus." This eliminates all ads.
XxA1PH4xX 10 months ago
@systemofaadown get adblock dumb nigga
MrManualBreathing 10 months ago
I love this man so much
oddballmatt 1 year ago
@oddballmatt Me too. I think I might marry him.
livinginsidemyhead 1 year ago
lol i love all these childish arguments on youtube comments
LOLITSOSTAP 1 year ago
@LOLITSOSTAP are you trying to start an argument, bitch?
MrNewbert 1 year ago
@LOLITSOSTAP i second that
alpacaboyrfp 1 year ago
@LOLITSOSTAP NO U
totkrieg 1 year ago
@totkrieg NO U
RickyBobby92492 1 year ago
@RickyBobby92492 NO! U!
totkrieg 1 year ago
this is stupid
Venomfangxxx 1 year ago
heres an idea T AND E, GET THE HELL OFF THE AIR, THIS IS A CARTOON CHANNEL! DAMMIT! GO TO COMEDY CENTRAL!
vidguy 1 year ago
@vidguy Adult Swim isn't a cartoon channel. Cartoon Network and Boomerang are though. Shouldn't you be in bed with this comes on though. Don't get grounded staying up late and stay in school.
st4ticblu3 1 year ago
@st4ticblu3 hey STUPID, IM 40 YEARS OLD! yeah, i watch the adult swim animation, because it has MORE MATURE-themed stories! if AS ISN'T a cartoon show, then again, it NEEDS TO GO TO COMEDY CENTRAL!
vidguy 1 year ago
@vidguy I'm sorry but Tim and Eric kick the shit out of every show that is animated on Adult Swim right now.
Jofus360 1 year ago
@Jofus360 that may be true itself, but SO WHAT, the POINT is, that it is a LIVE ACTION show, instead of ANIMATION, which is what the CARTOON network is supposed to have been created for, to showcase ANIMATION material.
vidguy 1 year ago
@vidguy Adult Swim isn't a cartoon channel.
itsgranite 1 year ago
@itsgranite then AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL is it doing ON a CARTOON-designated channel? if it ISN'T SOLELY ANIMATION-ORIENTED, then AGAIN, it needs to be placed on a MORE ADULT-ORIENTED programming network.
vidguy 1 year ago
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itsgranite 1 year ago
@vidguy Calm yourself. Its fine how it is
itsgranite 1 year ago
@itsgranite HOW is it fine, to interrupt perfectly good and usable airtime FOR ANIMATION, which is what CARTOON NETWORK is supposed to be about? can you answer that?
vidguy 1 year ago