HAAAHahahaha, check Sen. Kerry when he mentions the Bloggersphere (2:10) and on saying how perfect that was (2:14), the oneasy look he gives straight into the camera with a "crap, did I pronounce that right? is this what you asked for?" look on his face.
He is wrong. Stephen Colbert(silent t) is not an idiot. If he was a real person, he would be a genius. He can make any good thing seem evil. The perfect Republican strategist.
@Dusco25 Why would you lose respect for Colbert for this? Did you not know his character existed this entire time? If so, I feel really bad that you didn't get the joke all these years...
This is great to see. Stephen Colbert is such a professional, such a great comedian. He's like David Byrne but as good at comedy as David Byrne is at being in Talking Heads and being David Byrne. They look alike.
Kerry isn't the first & definitely not the last who seemed not to realize he was being made fun of by Colbert. Colbert's the best in the business for good reason; I think I remember that a while ago new congressmen from one of the major parties were even told not to go on his show if invited (or something like that).
@bosedog2003 the fact that you actually believe that I thought Colbert was just like this in real life is just hilarious. You just completely misunderstood my point.
you know whats sad, quoting passages from the bible over youtube because someone disagrees with your religion. the video is about a comedian, hes funny, laugh and get on with your day, youre not going to convert anyone via internet comments that take an obviously long amount of time
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@wildreams From Oscar Wilde's "The Importance of Being Earnest" - I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury, in order that I may be able to go down into the country whenever I choose. Bunbury is perfectly invaluable. If it wasn’t for Bunbury’s extraordinary bad health, for instance, I wouldn’t be able to dine with you at Willis’s to-night, for I have been really engaged to Aunt Augusta for more than a week.
Its sad that he talks about how he is an idiot, and willfully ignorant of what Kerry is going to talk about, and when you watch people on cable news they are soooooo like his character
"I can hear when a senator arrives. A big liberal senator whose sphincter is the pefect size on which to lock my pouty, little, smug lips. MMMMmmm. Tasty liberal bullshit to feed the masses. May I climb INSIDE that sphinctre?" "When I'm in character, I'm an idiot. I had to point that out to you senator, because not many people CAN tell the difference.""To let you know I'm "on board" I will also advise you that I am willfully ignorant... the same way you make political decision."
Thanks, Wolf girl... I'd forgotten I posted on this. I guess liberal crybabies don't like people who disagree... so I got lots of negative votes... ooohhhh! my FEELINGS! Well let me post it again... it still makes me laugh!
@wikiskull No "liberal crybabies" don't like when someone gets on here and spreads fucking lies. FOX doesn't like people who disagree. They cut off people's mics and all kinds of other shit. So go laugh your fucking ass off. I really don't give a shit.
@m0rbidh0rr0r I'll shout my "glib point of view" when I want to. OK? I'm on here because I can't stand when morons like wikiskull get on here and trashes everyone else. Is is alright that I give my opinion, or does that violate some rule?
@wolfgirl3440 WOW! You get awfully worked up for someone who doesn't give a shit ;-). Need a tissue? Besides, I wasn't spreading lies... I was lamooning a satirist (how it THAT for irony?). FOX was not even a part of this video... I don't even watch TV anymore... it's all brainless trash... I prefer the intellectual conversation YOU provide.
@wikiskull Shut your fucking mouth you moron. And yes I know that FOX wasn't a part of this video, but I'm sure you used to watch it when you watched TV because of your opinion of things. And dude, you're fucking rude. "I prefer the intellectual conversation YOU provide." How could you say something like that? Would you say that to my face if we were face to face?
Forgive me for the oversight on your case. You are a very particular kind of idiot who makes it worse by fervently believing you are better then everyone else, i. e. "smug-ass" as you would put it. Also I assure you that in the largely Christian country that is America it takes more nads than you could ever dream of to show the disfunction that rules the catholic church. And why would you assume that attacking muslims is more dangerous? Because you are and ignorant racist/xenophobe.
You, sir, are an embarrassment to the human race as a whole, along the lines of Glenn Beck.
@wolfgirl3440 I appreciate what you are trying to do but behind the long argumentation, this person is what is commonly referred to as "a troll". He wants to irritate. Don't justify his behavior by answering his misguided comment.
@TheMrArnus@wolfgirl3440 I don't want to irritate, I'm just sick of cheap comedy. I still watch the show every night, don't get me wrong, I just think he could do so much better than what he's doing right now, and I'm sick of seeing entire shows turned into painfully long ads like the Ben&Jerry one. I wish Christopher Hitchens were as famous as Colbert. And I really thought Colbert was smart enough not to believe in stupid Christianity nonsense. No offense, but this is 2011, gotta drop the bs.
The Colbert Report is such an embarrassment sometimes, Stephen probably makes 10 times what O'Reilly does with all his stupid hidden-ads and obnoxious songs, and yet he claims to be a liberal... I just don't get it. If he's that much of a liberal, why has he dedicated his entire life to make as much money as possible? I wouldn't be surprised if he was hiding money in Switzerland or something... I mean, seriously, every single show is a new ad for some nasty fast-food company or something..
@noedodson He`s being funny you tard. He does it because he makes money yes, but also because it allows to to add some amusing jokes and gags to his show (like running for president in 2008 as the "doritos candidate" lol). He`s not an idiot about it either. Look at Glen beck and how he backs up all those gold companies by going on their adds.
@noedodson I don't think he dedicated his entire life to make as much money as possible. I think the money just comes with that job. If that's the job he wants fine. And he is a liberal. Here's proof: Are you a Democrat?Listen, it's a secret ballot. Yeah, I'm a Democrat. I'm not asking anybody to vote for Democrats or Republicans. I say everyone should vote for both candidates -- except me. Just let me vote for Kerry. Then we'll be fine. -Stephen Colbert And I think someone's jealous of Colbert.
@wolfgirl3440 Jesus please do not bring the "you're jealous" argument, it's so annoying and incredibly stupid. I think Stephen is just a comedian with very good liberal ideas who, instead turning into a more political person (like Bill Maher for example) decided to hide behind the wall of cheap cynisms and stupid advertising for fast-food branches and what not, he's become like a little Walt Disney with his silly songs.. I wouldn't be surprised to see a Colbert doll at toys'r'us
@noedodson I really don't think Stephen wants to be a political figure. I think he's turned into one, but he's only trying to bring happiness and laughter into people's lives. And yes, there very well may be a Stephen Colbert doll at Toys R' Us because he's someone people wouldn't mind their children looking up to. He's a very devout Catholic and a genuinely nice guy. Unlike Bill O'Reilly, who comes from the opposite side of the universe.
@wolfgirl3440 He's using politics to make his jokes, so he wants to be political but not too much, every time he could actually make a real point he just makes a stupid joke instead.. It's such a shame cause he makes a lot of good points but they'll never reach out because he tries so hard to make his little jokes.. And I'm pretty sure he's an atheist, or at least I hope so.
@noedodson No he's not an athiest. And why do you hope so? jw Did you see where he testified in front of Congress on the rights of migrant workers? Yeah he cracked a few jokes, I mean he's Stephen Colbert. But mostly he was serious. He made his point known. Yeah he got a lot of criticism for it but so what? He makes real points when he feels like they need to be made. He's not a news anchor, he's a comedian.
@wolfgirl3440 You just proved me how useless Stephen Colbert is. There are enough pointless comedy shows for bored people to watch, I thought Stephen was a bit beyond that but I guess I was wrong.
@noedodson How the heck did I prove that?!?! I proved that he's not useless. His comedy show puts real issues out there, just like The Daily Show. He and Jon Stewart use their voices to make points known to the American people. And you didn't tell my why you hoped he was an athiest either.
@noedodson lol u are fucking retarted to think he acts just like the person he is on show during his regular life.... and he says there is no guarantee that im out of character right now ... u are dumb thats all i gotta say
@noedodson I don't think you are aware of Colbert's and Jon Stewart's roles. They are comedians first, and because of their role in comedy, have turned into political figures of some sort. Stewart brings the absurdity of government and the media to us as it is, we would all be aware of the absurdity without him, but he gives us something to laugh at. Colbert is there to represent the news that we find so absurd, a nice twist from the Daily Show. Two people from CC are more sensible than most.
@life54321 i have watched Colbert for years now and I can in fact say that though I have no direct evidence, I have seen Colbert stab a little fun at Allah and the Arabic ways. Second, out of character, Colbert is one of the most religious men you will ever meet. He teaches sunday school at his local Catholic church, or at least he used to. and lastly, why are you mad that Colbert isn't making fun of the God you believe in? If he were to make fun of Allah in anyway, you'd be on his ass if he did
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This Colbert a-hole says extremely disrespectful things about Jesus, but you won't ever hear him crack jokes about Allah. Why? Because Colbert is a coward.
@life54321 Go on live tv and dog Mo the child molester and see how many death threats you get from the crazy ass Islamists. Most religions are inherently evil but only Islam directly commands the killing of everyone with different views. These people are so fk up in the head that they will blow themselves up to make a point.
@ShaggyShagz13 i do not know any Islamists, but i know that Muslims believe in peace. it is a very peaceful religion. Islam does not say kill everyone who disagrees with you. in fact Muhammad often preached respect the people of the book, referring to Jews and Christians. there are extremists out there, but that is true in every religion.
@22439384 . I know many Muslims (gas station monopoly and all) and consider some of them my friends. The only point I was trying to make is that most fanatical zealots of other faiths are content with just preaching to you or online threats of violence as opposed to hunting you down and murdering you. Mo gets grumpier the further into the story you get.
@22439384 That is why I said most. One person shooting one other person isn't that big a deal (though, still fkd up) compared to hundreds of people that are all willing to blow themselves up to kill a roomful or more people each. Bushit forced the term "terrorist" on us. You have to constantly and consistently cause fear to be a terrorist. If you are arrested or dead you cannot be a terrorist and a school bully is more intitled to the term. We should be calling them fanatics in my opinion.
@ShaggyShagz13 the reason they have more people willing to blow themselves up is not because of the religion of Islam and the teachings of the prophet Muhammad. people blow them selves up in crowded shopping centers in Israel for the same reason members of the IRA are blowing up British pubs. people in the Gaza strip are fighting for their homeland, and other fanatics are helping them. now the IRA proves that you cannot win a war on terror. even now with Irish independence it still exists.
@cardisomapatriot I think that's a little over the top don't you? I mean people can like Colbert or they can't. This doesn't mean they hate America. And even if you didn't mean that literally, and I don't think you did, it is a little over the top.
@yayshe there will always be dislikes in every video. Many of them are probably unintentional, since the buttons are right next to each other. Given the ratio, this video is better off than the majority :)
@pliskin100 Hey, you've got it backwa -- oh I get it. Carry on.
...aaaaanyway.. It's nice to see Stephen out of character. Seems like a really nice guy. Not that I ever thought he was an ass, but it's still nice to know he's not. :)
@ramalama246 He did! But only in South Carolina. That's where he was born, so he decided he would do it there. But yeah he should! He and Stewart team up and be the President and Vice-President! I don't know which would be which though. Hmmm... Definitely something to think about. haha =)
As an Iraq/Afghanistan veteran who grew up in South Carolina....I got to say.....Go Stephen! And don't for get South Carolina's motto.....Go Gocks! Don't ever forget where you came from! Im a huge fan, have been and always will be! Of you of course!...Well and the Cocks! Keep it real brother! The Colbert Nation is South Carolina!
As an Iraq/Afghanistan veteran who grew up in South Carolina....I got to say.....Go Stephen! And don't for get South Carolina's motto.....Go Gocks! Don't ever forget where you came from! Im a huge fan, have been and always will be! Of you of course!...Well and the Cocks! Keep it real brother! The Colbert Nation is South Carolina!
Yes Rosstube......I realize Cobert is really a non-conformist like myself.....Heck, the last time I voted Which was a long time ago I vote myself for President and my Best friend and Vice President....But after much thought I had made a mistake I should have made my Friend the President because she would have to do all the work and I as Vice President could just stand there and Look Pretty :--))
@terminatorgir haha Have you had that ice cream? It's soooo good! haha =) But yeah he is a lot different in real life than on his show. It is kinda sad, but at least we know that he's a genuinely nice guy! =)
Interviewers and politicians tend to use a lot of body language to communicate. Moving around is an unspoken way to covey nervousness, or trepidation, probably they are all a little anxious about the upcoming taping. Plus, its a small room.
If you don't like an idiotic rapper, or some cheese ball celebrity, well then you're a "hater." If you don't like Stephen Colbert, then YOU ARE a hater!
@wolfgirl3440 - because the whole deal is that, according to Catholicism (and nearly all other Christian sects), you have to believe that Jesus Christ was the Son of God. Otherwise you're going straight to hell.
Jews don't believe that Jesus Christ was the Son of God. Therefore any strict Catholic must believe the Jews are going to Hell.
@metasailor Actually, your first argument is not entirely accurate. “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven." (Mt 7:21) “Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock... But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand." (Mt:7:24, 26)
Cont. @metasailor "...'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink...'" (Mt 25:41) "You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that—and shudder." (James 2:19) “If God were your Father, you would love me, [but] [y]ou belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires." (John 8:42,44)
HAAAHahahaha, check Sen. Kerry when he mentions the Bloggersphere (2:10) and on saying how perfect that was (2:14), the oneasy look he gives straight into the camera with a "crap, did I pronounce that right? is this what you asked for?" look on his face.
Priceless..
HomoCognitus 11 hours ago
Stephen Colbert Correspondence Dinner = Balls of STEEL
TheHouseOffice 3 days ago
He is wrong. Stephen Colbert(silent t) is not an idiot. If he was a real person, he would be a genius. He can make any good thing seem evil. The perfect Republican strategist.
InKa4484 4 days ago
Wonder if he could ask him about his skull and bones membership without being tazed by cops lol
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ScPrideBaby 2 weeks ago
Thanks for spoiling the magic.
TheAlexDyson 2 weeks ago
that dude could play Abraham Lincoln
jill506 3 weeks ago
@jill506 I thought he reminded me of someone :D
TexasMadeChicano 2 weeks ago
what the hell is a bunburyist?
QuackinTheBeagle 1 month ago
@QuackinTheBeagle oscar wildes importance of being earnest reference
beatles61 1 month ago
@QuackinTheBeagle ask Aleister Crowley
utubedetective72 3 weeks ago
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@QuackinTheBeagle Look "bunburyist" up, lazy one. I believe Wikipedia's up again.
Goobelham 1 week ago
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colbert is a jerk
truthtify321 1 month ago
MEDIC
lizzynewm 1 month ago
so was this before or after "Dont TASE me, BRO!!!"
DJpopel 1 month ago
@DJpopel
If I'm not mistaken, 'DTMB" pre-dates the Colbert Report entirely....
GrassValleyGreg 1 month ago
cool guy ;) (stephen, not kerry....)
realomon 2 months ago
he isnt calling himself an idiot hes calling the character he plays an idiot...dumb ass
TheShnitster 3 months ago 11
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wow this video made me lose all respect for Colbert
Dusco25 4 months ago
@Dusco25 Why would you lose respect for Colbert for this? Did you not know his character existed this entire time? If so, I feel really bad that you didn't get the joke all these years...
mwang213 4 months ago 18
@Dusco25 You're a faggot.
TyeNee 4 months ago
@TyeNee lol took the words right outta my mouth..
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SuperMegaUberGenius 4 months ago
This is great to see. Stephen Colbert is such a professional, such a great comedian. He's like David Byrne but as good at comedy as David Byrne is at being in Talking Heads and being David Byrne. They look alike.
SethHesio 4 months ago
stephen colbert is awsome
jjtheslayer69 5 months ago
Kerry isn't the first & definitely not the last who seemed not to realize he was being made fun of by Colbert. Colbert's the best in the business for good reason; I think I remember that a while ago new congressmen from one of the major parties were even told not to go on his show if invited (or something like that).
LindsayLohansBox 5 months ago
@bosedog2003 the fact that you actually believe that I thought Colbert was just like this in real life is just hilarious. You just completely misunderstood my point.
noedodson 5 months ago
Colbert is awesome.
ChristewieTV 5 months ago
All about ratings
wiggledytoes 5 months ago
@wiggledytoes 2+2=4
IneffableLifestyle 5 months ago
@IneffableLifestyle Correct? So whose going to carry on watching this and other channels like this. Everyone, wahoo, nation of zombies.
wiggledytoes 5 months ago
@wiggledytoes i agree to a certain degree.
IneffableLifestyle 5 months ago
@IneffableLifestyle Yeah mate i knew you did, hope it didnt sound like an attack on you, its just the way it is, one day mate, one day...
wiggledytoes 5 months ago
LOL, i thought the guy with the umbrella when they got out of the car, was holding a Churro. I was like, "Wtf??"
kikikatme1 6 months ago
Got a make-out vibe when they met face-to-(close)face XD
BJ219 6 months ago
Asshole stupid matherfucker
dasouqi32 6 months ago
i love Stephens humility
SatanPanda 6 months ago 8
you know whats sad, quoting passages from the bible over youtube because someone disagrees with your religion. the video is about a comedian, hes funny, laugh and get on with your day, youre not going to convert anyone via internet comments that take an obviously long amount of time
sasuke8178 6 months ago 4
<3 <3 <3 STEPHEN! <3 <3 <3
Akosuaification 6 months ago
Haha, I love him. He's so genuine.
CommonSense8102 7 months ago
wow, close talkers
sharon07430 7 months ago
A chest puffing contest at :30
stoogend 7 months ago
I am in love with stephen colbert.
BeautifulCerberus 7 months ago 4
if there was a fascist comedy aura around here perhaps a drum machine has plethoraed a writers strike for willful indignance disambulation abuse becase the sticks in mardi gras land were actually salivate beads of real sweat and blood from talent borne and laden hovercraft aliens watching from afar. the sky. i will choose the bathosphere! don't be shy with the jam, which your ungodly doglike monte cristo iconic ciao down yum rushes sweet salty savory show me!
SuperMegaUberGenius 7 months ago
@SuperMegaUberGenius um....WHAT!!!
efer02 7 months ago
Colbert is so adorable.
samisab786 7 months ago 2
Mr. Colbert is so handsome. I'd probably faint if i ever met him. Probably.
thelonelyslayer 7 months ago 3
lol, Stephen Colbert is a Bunburyist.
Excuseify 8 months ago 49
@Excuseify YES!!! A reference to The Importance of Being Earnest! This made my day.
MrMcOinkerpants 7 months ago
@Excuseify The Importance of Being Earnest!
MrMcOinkerpants 7 months ago
@Excuseify This comment just made my day. The two people I adore most, Wilde and Colbert. Two masters of wit and language. Thanks :)
avakdlove 7 months ago
@Excuseify What is a Bunburyist?
SethHesio 4 months ago
@SethHesio Noun - It refers to someone that is in possession of a Burberry apparel.
wildreams 4 months ago
@wildreams From Oscar Wilde's "The Importance of Being Earnest" - I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury, in order that I may be able to go down into the country whenever I choose. Bunbury is perfectly invaluable. If it wasn’t for Bunbury’s extraordinary bad health, for instance, I wouldn’t be able to dine with you at Willis’s to-night, for I have been really engaged to Aunt Augusta for more than a week.
boriszcat 3 months ago
@Excuseify sorry, whats a bunburyist?
d1mitrov1 2 months ago
@d1mitrov1 It's a reference to a play called "The Importance of Being Earnest."
logsdonj 2 months ago
Colbert is a Genius. nothing wrong with being human too.
soran27 8 months ago 7
Can someone please get John Kerry a sense of humor???
philberz 8 months ago
i like colberts character more than i like colbert
scar504 8 months ago
Dude looks like David Cross, but with more hair. And a bit... skinnier? Chubbier? I can't tell.
JustOneAsbesto 8 months ago
Stephen is Charming
HalfBathBlog 8 months ago 6
Its sad that he talks about how he is an idiot, and willfully ignorant of what Kerry is going to talk about, and when you watch people on cable news they are soooooo like his character
Balian49 9 months ago 87
hehehe religion
stevo993371 9 months ago
@stevo993371 What a joke.
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65wendyhoffman65r 9 months ago 41
stephen colbert's real self remind me of jim carrey. the laugh/smile, and the way he talks....minus the crazy face of course lol
ninjacaboozle 10 months ago
Kerry/Gore..
man what a half-decade that would have been..
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"I can hear when a senator arrives. A big liberal senator whose sphincter is the pefect size on which to lock my pouty, little, smug lips. MMMMmmm. Tasty liberal bullshit to feed the masses. May I climb INSIDE that sphinctre?" "When I'm in character, I'm an idiot. I had to point that out to you senator, because not many people CAN tell the difference.""To let you know I'm "on board" I will also advise you that I am willfully ignorant... the same way you make political decision."
wikiskull 10 months ago
Thanks, Wolf girl... I'd forgotten I posted on this. I guess liberal crybabies don't like people who disagree... so I got lots of negative votes... ooohhhh! my FEELINGS! Well let me post it again... it still makes me laugh!
wikiskull 10 months ago
@wikiskull No "liberal crybabies" don't like when someone gets on here and spreads fucking lies. FOX doesn't like people who disagree. They cut off people's mics and all kinds of other shit. So go laugh your fucking ass off. I really don't give a shit.
wolfgirl3440 10 months ago
@wolfgirl3440 You obviously give enough of a shit to spout your glib point of view.
m0rbidh0rr0r 10 months ago
@m0rbidh0rr0r I'll shout my "glib point of view" when I want to. OK? I'm on here because I can't stand when morons like wikiskull get on here and trashes everyone else. Is is alright that I give my opinion, or does that violate some rule?
wolfgirl3440 10 months ago
@wolfgirl3440 WOW! You get awfully worked up for someone who doesn't give a shit ;-). Need a tissue? Besides, I wasn't spreading lies... I was lamooning a satirist (how it THAT for irony?). FOX was not even a part of this video... I don't even watch TV anymore... it's all brainless trash... I prefer the intellectual conversation YOU provide.
wikiskull 10 months ago
@wikiskull Shut your fucking mouth you moron. And yes I know that FOX wasn't a part of this video, but I'm sure you used to watch it when you watched TV because of your opinion of things. And dude, you're fucking rude. "I prefer the intellectual conversation YOU provide." How could you say something like that? Would you say that to my face if we were face to face?
wolfgirl3440 10 months ago
@life54321
Forgive me for the oversight on your case. You are a very particular kind of idiot who makes it worse by fervently believing you are better then everyone else, i. e. "smug-ass" as you would put it. Also I assure you that in the largely Christian country that is America it takes more nads than you could ever dream of to show the disfunction that rules the catholic church. And why would you assume that attacking muslims is more dangerous? Because you are and ignorant racist/xenophobe.
TheMrArnus 10 months ago
@noedodson
You, sir, are an embarrassment to the human race as a whole, along the lines of Glenn Beck.
@wolfgirl3440 I appreciate what you are trying to do but behind the long argumentation, this person is what is commonly referred to as "a troll". He wants to irritate. Don't justify his behavior by answering his misguided comment.
TheMrArnus 10 months ago
@TheMrArnus @wolfgirl3440 I don't want to irritate, I'm just sick of cheap comedy. I still watch the show every night, don't get me wrong, I just think he could do so much better than what he's doing right now, and I'm sick of seeing entire shows turned into painfully long ads like the Ben&Jerry one. I wish Christopher Hitchens were as famous as Colbert. And I really thought Colbert was smart enough not to believe in stupid Christianity nonsense. No offense, but this is 2011, gotta drop the bs.
noedodson 10 months ago
How did you get backstage?!?!?! OMG I would love to do that! I wanna meet him one day! Him and Stewart! =D
wolfgirl3440 11 months ago
MOAR
williamhenkel 11 months ago
The Colbert Report is such an embarrassment sometimes, Stephen probably makes 10 times what O'Reilly does with all his stupid hidden-ads and obnoxious songs, and yet he claims to be a liberal... I just don't get it. If he's that much of a liberal, why has he dedicated his entire life to make as much money as possible? I wouldn't be surprised if he was hiding money in Switzerland or something... I mean, seriously, every single show is a new ad for some nasty fast-food company or something..
noedodson 11 months ago
@noedodson He`s being funny you tard. He does it because he makes money yes, but also because it allows to to add some amusing jokes and gags to his show (like running for president in 2008 as the "doritos candidate" lol). He`s not an idiot about it either. Look at Glen beck and how he backs up all those gold companies by going on their adds.
phototypia 11 months ago
@noedodson I don't think he dedicated his entire life to make as much money as possible. I think the money just comes with that job. If that's the job he wants fine. And he is a liberal. Here's proof: Are you a Democrat?Listen, it's a secret ballot. Yeah, I'm a Democrat. I'm not asking anybody to vote for Democrats or Republicans. I say everyone should vote for both candidates -- except me. Just let me vote for Kerry. Then we'll be fine. -Stephen Colbert And I think someone's jealous of Colbert.
wolfgirl3440 11 months ago
@wolfgirl3440 Jesus please do not bring the "you're jealous" argument, it's so annoying and incredibly stupid. I think Stephen is just a comedian with very good liberal ideas who, instead turning into a more political person (like Bill Maher for example) decided to hide behind the wall of cheap cynisms and stupid advertising for fast-food branches and what not, he's become like a little Walt Disney with his silly songs.. I wouldn't be surprised to see a Colbert doll at toys'r'us
noedodson 11 months ago
@noedodson I really don't think Stephen wants to be a political figure. I think he's turned into one, but he's only trying to bring happiness and laughter into people's lives. And yes, there very well may be a Stephen Colbert doll at Toys R' Us because he's someone people wouldn't mind their children looking up to. He's a very devout Catholic and a genuinely nice guy. Unlike Bill O'Reilly, who comes from the opposite side of the universe.
wolfgirl3440 11 months ago
@wolfgirl3440 He's using politics to make his jokes, so he wants to be political but not too much, every time he could actually make a real point he just makes a stupid joke instead.. It's such a shame cause he makes a lot of good points but they'll never reach out because he tries so hard to make his little jokes.. And I'm pretty sure he's an atheist, or at least I hope so.
noedodson 11 months ago
@noedodson No he's not an athiest. And why do you hope so? jw Did you see where he testified in front of Congress on the rights of migrant workers? Yeah he cracked a few jokes, I mean he's Stephen Colbert. But mostly he was serious. He made his point known. Yeah he got a lot of criticism for it but so what? He makes real points when he feels like they need to be made. He's not a news anchor, he's a comedian.
wolfgirl3440 11 months ago
@wolfgirl3440 You just proved me how useless Stephen Colbert is. There are enough pointless comedy shows for bored people to watch, I thought Stephen was a bit beyond that but I guess I was wrong.
noedodson 11 months ago
@noedodson How the heck did I prove that?!?! I proved that he's not useless. His comedy show puts real issues out there, just like The Daily Show. He and Jon Stewart use their voices to make points known to the American people. And you didn't tell my why you hoped he was an athiest either.
wolfgirl3440 10 months ago
@noedodson lol u are fucking retarted to think he acts just like the person he is on show during his regular life.... and he says there is no guarantee that im out of character right now ... u are dumb thats all i gotta say
bosedog2003 5 months ago
@noedodson I don't think you are aware of Colbert's and Jon Stewart's roles. They are comedians first, and because of their role in comedy, have turned into political figures of some sort. Stewart brings the absurdity of government and the media to us as it is, we would all be aware of the absurdity without him, but he gives us something to laugh at. Colbert is there to represent the news that we find so absurd, a nice twist from the Daily Show. Two people from CC are more sensible than most.
thawk2424 1 month ago
@noedodson it is fine that Colbert plugs a new product every week. it is hilarious. as long as he is funny i do not care what he is paid.
22439384 10 months ago
@22439384 then you're a dumbass.
noedodson 10 months ago
@noedodson okay.
22439384 10 months ago
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Femvamp1 10 months ago
Blogosphere? dude's old...
smarfling 11 months ago
I always figure he would tell them backstage that he's just an ignorant asshole on camera otherwise ppl would be way more comfrontational
BlaqMarketProduction 11 months ago
@life54321 i have watched Colbert for years now and I can in fact say that though I have no direct evidence, I have seen Colbert stab a little fun at Allah and the Arabic ways. Second, out of character, Colbert is one of the most religious men you will ever meet. He teaches sunday school at his local Catholic church, or at least he used to. and lastly, why are you mad that Colbert isn't making fun of the God you believe in? If he were to make fun of Allah in anyway, you'd be on his ass if he did
Carini13 1 year ago
I wonder if Stephen briefs every guest like this before the show, or if Kerry got special treatment...
tragic1Kingdom 1 year ago
@tragic1Kingdom Colbert said in an interview that he always briefs his guests before the show so that they know he's in character :)
ScyRain 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
This Colbert a-hole says extremely disrespectful things about Jesus, but you won't ever hear him crack jokes about Allah. Why? Because Colbert is a coward.
A no-talent, smug-ass coward.
life54321 1 year ago
@life54321 dude shut the fuk up im a christian and i dont get butt hurt about his jokes then why should u pussy
romano008 1 year ago
@life54321 Go on live tv and dog Mo the child molester and see how many death threats you get from the crazy ass Islamists. Most religions are inherently evil but only Islam directly commands the killing of everyone with different views. These people are so fk up in the head that they will blow themselves up to make a point.
ShaggyShagz13 1 year ago
@ShaggyShagz13 i do not know any Islamists, but i know that Muslims believe in peace. it is a very peaceful religion. Islam does not say kill everyone who disagrees with you. in fact Muhammad often preached respect the people of the book, referring to Jews and Christians. there are extremists out there, but that is true in every religion.
22439384 10 months ago
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ShaggyShagz13 10 months ago
@22439384 . I know many Muslims (gas station monopoly and all) and consider some of them my friends. The only point I was trying to make is that most fanatical zealots of other faiths are content with just preaching to you or online threats of violence as opposed to hunting you down and murdering you. Mo gets grumpier the further into the story you get.
ShaggyShagz13 10 months ago
@ShaggyShagz13 you mean like the Cristian terrorist that shot a doctor that gives abortions?
22439384 10 months ago
@22439384 That is why I said most. One person shooting one other person isn't that big a deal (though, still fkd up) compared to hundreds of people that are all willing to blow themselves up to kill a roomful or more people each. Bushit forced the term "terrorist" on us. You have to constantly and consistently cause fear to be a terrorist. If you are arrested or dead you cannot be a terrorist and a school bully is more intitled to the term. We should be calling them fanatics in my opinion.
ShaggyShagz13 10 months ago
@ShaggyShagz13 the reason they have more people willing to blow themselves up is not because of the religion of Islam and the teachings of the prophet Muhammad. people blow them selves up in crowded shopping centers in Israel for the same reason members of the IRA are blowing up British pubs. people in the Gaza strip are fighting for their homeland, and other fanatics are helping them. now the IRA proves that you cannot win a war on terror. even now with Irish independence it still exists.
22439384 10 months ago
@22439384 Martyrdom for virgins is a big incentive though.
ShaggyShagz13 10 months ago
@life54321 No, you are just an idiot. Its all an act. Hell, he is even a Sunday school teacher
TheCrisisKings 1 year ago
@life54321 some one sounds a little butt hurt, come down it's satire lol what have you done that is so courageous internet tough guy?
RLhockey203 11 months ago
@life54321 Well fuck you too buddy.
wolfgirl3440 10 months ago
loved seeing him behind the scenes! <3
Kenshin1grl 1 year ago
"Wanna dip some Skoal?" lol
chicago6584 1 year ago
colbert is great at what he does
Yoshiplace 1 year ago
Come on now, I cannot be the only one that wants Colbert to kiss Kerry...
fullmetalcornflake 1 year ago 39
This has been flagged as spam show
105 people hate America.
cardisomapatriot 1 year ago
@cardisomapatriot I think that's a little over the top don't you? I mean people can like Colbert or they can't. This doesn't mean they hate America. And even if you didn't mean that literally, and I don't think you did, it is a little over the top.
wolfgirl3440 10 months ago
It's very interesting and rare to see Stephen out of character.
SonicThunderBYG 1 year ago 14
Colbert is a genius.
OfficialCommentator 1 year ago 3
WHAT WITH THE 102 DISLIKES?!? Seriously.
yayshe 1 year ago
@yayshe there will always be dislikes in every video. Many of them are probably unintentional, since the buttons are right next to each other. Given the ratio, this video is better off than the majority :)
EmperorElliott 1 year ago
Comedy Central is my news channel.
Fox News is my comedy channel.
pliskin100 1 year ago 322
@pliskin100 Hey, you've got it backwa -- oh I get it. Carry on.
...aaaaanyway.. It's nice to see Stephen out of character. Seems like a really nice guy. Not that I ever thought he was an ass, but it's still nice to know he's not. :)
BarbaricGoose 1 year ago 5
@BarbaricGoose isn't kerry a republican?
pliskin100 1 year ago
@pliskin100 Nah, he's a democrat.
BarbaricGoose 1 year ago
@pliskin100 - The news makes me laugh :), and the comedy makes me cry! :(
bitphr3ak 11 months ago
@pliskin100 Amen brother! (or sister) haha =)
wolfgirl3440 10 months ago
@pliskin100 Thanks for letting everyone know why America is going down the toilet :D
tjf532 10 months ago
@pliskin100
brilliant
jpmorgan187 9 months ago
@pliskin100 HAHAH!!!
sharpshooter740 9 months ago
Colbert should run for president!
ramalama246 1 year ago
@ramalama246 He did! But only in South Carolina. That's where he was born, so he decided he would do it there. But yeah he should! He and Stewart team up and be the President and Vice-President! I don't know which would be which though. Hmmm... Definitely something to think about. haha =)
wolfgirl3440 10 months ago
John Kerry stinks of Skull and Bones.
Jononutoob 1 year ago
Beck is a comedian idiot.
logrusmage 1 year ago
@rosstube it's comments like that that make me love people:)
TheHitdude11 1 year ago
What? No tongue?
DrCruel 1 year ago
As an Iraq/Afghanistan veteran who grew up in South Carolina....I got to say.....Go Stephen! And don't for get South Carolina's motto.....Go Gocks! Don't ever forget where you came from! Im a huge fan, have been and always will be! Of you of course!...Well and the Cocks! Keep it real brother! The Colbert Nation is South Carolina!
rocknrudy1 1 year ago
As an Iraq/Afghanistan veteran who grew up in South Carolina....I got to say.....Go Stephen! And don't for get South Carolina's motto.....Go Gocks! Don't ever forget where you came from! Im a huge fan, have been and always will be! Of you of course!...Well and the Cocks! Keep it real brother! The Colbert Nation is South Carolina!
rocknrudy1 1 year ago
sloaches
claymars 1 year ago
BUSTED Mr. "Stephen Colbert", if this is your REAL NAME...
flyby7a 1 year ago
i always wondered if he talked to people as himself before the interviews and warned them what was about to come. thanks for posting
jjk696969 1 year ago 3
I heart Stephen Colbert.
writelora 1 year ago 2
God bless this man, a american hero and a republican super hero
yoboss1049 1 year ago
Is it me or does it look like that they are dancing together at times during this?
depro9 1 year ago 2
Doppelganger! doppelganger! where the fuck is my Colbert!?! doppelgangerdoppelgangerdoppelganger
Sirus20x6 1 year ago
COLBERT !!!EXPOSED!!!
communistjesus 1 year ago
Yes Rosstube......I realize Cobert is really a non-conformist like myself.....Heck, the last time I voted Which was a long time ago I vote myself for President and my Best friend and Vice President....But after much thought I had made a mistake I should have made my Friend the President because she would have to do all the work and I as Vice President could just stand there and Look Pretty :--))
PriceLeonette 1 year ago
It's extremely strange watching this.
bendhoward 1 year ago
this video makes me sad
terminatorgir 1 year ago
@terminatorgir Why? =(
wolfgirl3440 10 months ago
@wolfgirl3440 it breaks my americone dream
terminatorgir 10 months ago
@terminatorgir haha Have you had that ice cream? It's soooo good! haha =) But yeah he is a lot different in real life than on his show. It is kinda sad, but at least we know that he's a genuinely nice guy! =)
wolfgirl3440 10 months ago
@wolfgirl3440 true, and its the best ice cream ever.
terminatorgir 10 months ago
I just had to look Isopraxism up...
It's a reptilian principle of mimicking according to one definition. Colbert's a reptoid? I already knew that about Kerry.
MistressRowan 1 year ago
Why is Stephen and the senator swaying together?
Rehack65 1 year ago
@Rehack65 One word: Isopraxism.
Joshtch 1 year ago
@Joshtch oh ya, that make sense.
Rehack65 1 year ago
@Rehack65
Interviewers and politicians tend to use a lot of body language to communicate. Moving around is an unspoken way to covey nervousness, or trepidation, probably they are all a little anxious about the upcoming taping. Plus, its a small room.
RighteousBros 1 year ago
I love his character :)
JillyPooh 1 year ago
Both sides are wrong. Independents are sooo much better anyway...Colbert is hysterical!
SpayNeuter2SaveLives 1 year ago
If you don't like an idiotic rapper, or some cheese ball celebrity, well then you're a "hater." If you don't like Stephen Colbert, then YOU ARE a hater!
stepupstupendous 1 year ago
lurch is such a humorless loser... Wanna pabst blue ribbon? PBR? wanna dip some skoal? Colbert is hilarious and he's lurching around like an idiot.
kpmastu 1 year ago
A very funny interview with Stephen on Conan O'Brien is on my profile, please check it out :)
Hannesvalur 1 year ago
I. LOVE. STEPHEN. COLBERT. end of story.
newenglandchick95 1 year ago 4
I bet that guy with the trench coat has a uzi
Axion3812 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
you realize that Colbert is actually conservative
jacsantacruz 1 year ago
@jacsantacruz Stephen Colbert is a Democrat, he has repeatedly stated it.
devrobbiz 1 year ago
@devrobbiz haha ok so in case no one got this i was joking thank you!
I am a Dem myself!
jacsantacruz 10 months ago
@jacsantacruz - yeah right! Um, no. He's a practicing Catholic, but he doesn't even think jews are going to Hell.
metasailor 1 year ago
@metasailor I'm a Catholic and I don't think Jews are going to Hell. Why do you think that? Catholics don't think Jews go to Hell.
wolfgirl3440 10 months ago
@wolfgirl3440 - because the whole deal is that, according to Catholicism (and nearly all other Christian sects), you have to believe that Jesus Christ was the Son of God. Otherwise you're going straight to hell.
Jews don't believe that Jesus Christ was the Son of God. Therefore any strict Catholic must believe the Jews are going to Hell.
metasailor 10 months ago
@metasailor Actually, your first argument is not entirely accurate. “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven." (Mt 7:21) “Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock... But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand." (Mt:7:24, 26)
catguy2413 9 months ago
Cont. @metasailor "...'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink...'" (Mt 25:41) "You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that—and shudder." (James 2:19) “If God were your Father, you would love me, [but] [y]ou belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires." (John 8:42,44)
catguy2413 9 months ago
Cont.