Game Fails: Skyrim "Uh.... Ted? Doesn't that sting a bit?"

[MrCamno]

'the title': That's what she said

[nikumuMINA]

0:16 , absolutly perfect strategy , that was a master player

the famous fucking bottle trick next a necromancien

[TheZangoose1]

ted: do you smell bacon! mmmmm bacon

[CrackStuntMan7]

The literal meaning to the movie "Man on Fire"

[editmangiffard]

FLAME ON

[eightftdan1]

Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.

Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for a lifetime.

[Unspokenking]

@eightftdan1 i think you meant "He'll be warm for the rest of his short life."

[Shinta215]

@eightftdan1 Short life though...

[suudsuz]

@eightftdan1 Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.

Leave him alone, and he'll figure out. What the fuck are u bothering him for?

[TheTheologicalEffect]

What made this even funnier is that my Khajit is Ted

[xxxnolimit23xxx]

that was the witch controlling his burning, killing her released ted, and op theres that arrow it was in my knee the whole time...

[MiteOohs]

"Just a minute then my meal should be ready"

[HoneycombAgent]

Hey boys, it's a spy!

[MW2366]

I GUESS IT WAS JUST MY IMAGINATION! :D

[TheJewzNextDoor]

Guess you can say

*puts on glasses*

He's on fire

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ranger0810]

i really wouldnt kill him..id just sit there n watch...

o______o........-eats a potato chip-

[Bionic641]

It's the Burned Man from Fallout!

[PhoenixKing117]

@Bionic641 That would be impossible because The Burning Man was introduced in Fallout New Vegas which is set in the future... this is beforehand and set in a whole diffrent world... therefore it is The Man On Fire

Cupcakes

[N8VTXN10000000000000]

what does the spartan scream at the very end of the video?

[ARMSXON3B4R]

WHAT A FLAMER!!!

[Fir3Warr10r]

IM ON FIRE AND I DON'T CARE!!

[ResidentEvilLover]

Ted's Power level is over 9000! took many arrows in the knee for it

[95ryanman]

Nah, he's fiiiiiine!

[mikieswart]

hooray for pc skyrim players!

[Jaggertail]

for a minute there, I thought that was Ghost Rider

[jonlad3rd]

i think he took an arrow to the brain

[XtremeAsianGamer]

"apprentice necromancer"... It explains everything...

[GameM4ster]

Lol wdf? The ending? "Die motherfucker ahhhhhh!"

[Roguewarrior2000]

there is only one word for what that guy was doing. Derp

[angryboy2k9]

"As you can see, my apprentice, this is one of the less effective methods of become a lich".

[halo3pwnguy23]

That apprentice was learning how to stand in a fire

[SuperMuffinlicker]

The honey Ted don't give a shit

[andrexw13]

So do i ice it first or heat it?

[SamTheVideoManiac]

Adopt an african..

..

[xFlames45x]

im immune to fire i will never die stap damit that hurt

[brightsydeluke]

This guy is on fire! No he's literally on fire. :(

[sirix500111]

@t90cash lol ive been waiting for onw of those

[RAGELEVEL450]

@t90cash fuk cunt thats funny

[Xeleer]

@t90cash Best arrow to the knee I've seen. Congrats.

[EnragedPorkchop]

@t90cash No doubt the only time an Arrow to the Knee joke has actually made me laugh. Kudos to you, fine sir.

[TheEddshere]

@t90cash Look up to me now back to your knee...

The arrow is now diamonds!

Anything's possible when your friendTed smells like old fire.

[BigfootIsReal4Realz]

@t90cash Now look at that arrow. Now back to Ted. Now to the arrow. The joke just died.

[t90cash]

@BigfootIsReal4Realz Now look at this comment, now back to mine, now back to yours, sadly, your comment is not mine, but it could look like mine with new Arrowon, apply directly to the knee, now look at your hands, you're dual wielding mice, look again, now it's keyboards, look at me now look in a mirror, now BACK to me, I heard you liked Skyrim so I put some Skyrim in your Skyrim. With new "Old spice" I don't care if it's overused so long as I get a laugh. I'm on a high horse. -jingle plays-

[BigfootIsReal4Realz]

@t90cash You, sir, have won my respect.

[catiekat5]

@t90cash kudos to u good sir i am thouroughly confused and laughing my ass off

[t90cash]

@catiekat5 I try, I try. I honestly thought it would be lost among the millions lol

[TehCakeIzALie1]

@t90cash I'm on a Dragon.

[Tarzan502402]

@t90cash GOD DAMN U

[MrSpetsnaz]

@t90cash lol ok that was a good arrow to the knee joke.

[madman101ish]

@t90cash AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *gasp* OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!! THROW ME A SPEAR! *guy throws spear to leg* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

[t90cash]

@madman101ish I missed this one, but I love the reference and the movie xD

[2AussieGamers]

@t90cash really your going with old spice

[digivince]

He just sat there watching it, eating what looked like a sandwich like it was the morning news or any other TV show...

[ViperXLS]

Do you have that burning feeling? Preparation H can help sooth the burn.

[JohnandAaron1]

i like how the necromancer is just sitting there watching the other necromancer burn

[mrhappyparade]

@Revaris you wear dark brotherhood gloves, double backstab damage.

[Revaris]

Sneak Attack for 30x damage? I have the 15x perk but where does 30x come from?

[DAVECATAZ]

@Revaris Shrouded gloves form the Dark Brotherhood. They double your damage if you stab them in the back.

[QuestionMarker16]

ha read the top two comments in order

[greenman12342]

Yes its wolfskull cave I. Was just there today lol

[StaraziaSelin66]

honey badger don't give a shit.

[FirestormHF]

Ninja's can not catch you when you are on fire.

[piquehunter]

burn the witch

[portsyman]

she was the bane of his existence :p

[purplerain151515]

I used to set my self on fire , then i took an arrow to the knee.

[rorozollo]

oh no worries he does this all the time......

[XXXEVPXXX]

fuckin homo

[CharaGrimm]

Wolf Skull Cave?

[XxAngelShinn]

I used to be able to cast magic... until i took an arrow in the knee

[Jellybeanamania]

the arrow in the knee joke used to make me happy, now i realised, I get a lot happier with a belly full of mead

[Aravaganthus]

So this is what people watched before TV.

[XYoshe]

GODDAMMOTHERFUCKINGBULLSHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MunkyDrag0n]

Okay, now where is Smoke? He'll want to see this...

[qwerty12149]

shhh. the fire is speaking to me

[gymmay2]

It's the Dread Pirate Roberts!

[Boxeru13]

This is why I'm hot???

[Shadowthiefdark]

Man, it's really cold. Throw another Ted on the fire.

[Shadowthiefdark]

He was a witch. It had to be done.

[181megadude]

Have you met te- Whoa what the Fuck!?

[ENDOFSILENCE86]

"Mage's nuts roasting on an open fire"

[MrDamonSnow]

Robed man:"necromancy needs a good fire...."

Apprentice: "YOUR ON FIRE!!!"

Robed man:"SCILENCE....i must demonstrate what is to be done...."

Apprentice:"...." *Dies*

Robed man: "QUIET now i have lost...OH SHIT I AM ON FIRE!!!!...

ah thank you stranger..oh shi..."

[Jinxx95]

Campfires burning campfires burning 

[marcelokurashima]

nice cooking skills

[LeaderOfBroterhood]

Damn he's Hot.

[Skull11137]

Don't worry, he will walk it off.

[DarkZero897]

Looks like Dormmamu Interdemensional leaped a bit too far to the left. . . .

[Bl00deye1]

:troll:

[KingCuervo88]

lighting farts on fire never ends well....

[UniversalChaos931]

i was gonna go on a quest today then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Muuuuuuuuuu100]

liar liar robes on fire!

[ScrinMan]

I can handle necromancers, just not the super saiyan ones.

[playbano]

My clip! :D

[row907]

@playbano lol it is

[Jellybeanamania]

@playbano if this is ur weapon could u please tell me where u got that weapon? :D

[playbano]

@Jellybeanamania You need to finish a bunch of quests for the Dark Brotherhood :P

[damaLwa]

@playbano where were you when this happened?

[playbano]

@damaLwa Cant remember which cave I was in :s

[TheKingDeviant]

@damaLwa I think It's Wolf-Skull cave or something.

[MrManguy46]

@playbano Thats fucking great isn't it, now make room for comments people care about.

[noahdrake]

so that's how you get higher fire resistance. some mages go out of their way to be the best fire mage. they told him he could be anything, so he became a campfire.

[ActorE3]

Flame on! *fire goes out* awww...

[Vidkid131]

Walking on a bed of coals not cool enough for you?

[ElAlexo666]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then Geoff punched me in the dick.

[ninjadude7056]

@ElAlexo666 you should have gotten a link to that video

[XanhalacIsNowCalahan]

Just sittin' here, drinking some strange beverage and playin' charades with my friend who does a great impression of a marshmallow roasting over the fire. Ahh, it's all so peaceful that I don't even notice the sound of a sword being unsheathed behind me.

[32MadMike32]

When the average person sees a flaming dude and his friend drinking calmly next to him, they'd atleast dial 911. When a Skyrim player sees that, they just stab it and move along.

[burdenedsouls]

i used to be an adventurer like you, but then i stepped on a lego

[x0V3RK1LLx]

@burdenedsouls its all good tho, you were obviously wearing shoes right?..RIGHT?!?

[vanhalen223]

hes a super saiyan

[Silvad0r]

So... c-c-cold...

[randomgamingnonsense]

Dark rituals involving stupidity

[Mez4197]

i used to take arrows in the knee, then someone took my sweet roll

[FPSAntarctica]

30.0x Sneak attack? How do you manage that?

[IRaysHD]

What the fuck was the point of the bottle?

[FreeRunningwannabe]

This happened to me, i just watche duntil he fell and got back up...so i feared both of them...He ran back int othe fire with the 1hp he had and jsut...died....

[thisguy964]

anyone know what knife hes using?

[adbjr12]

@thisguy964 The Blade of Woe. You get it when finishing the Brotherhood questline.

[Shadowkiwi]

@adbjr12 i just killed the leader to get it lol

[ZBot316]

NOTINTHEMOTHAFUCKINBALLS YAAAHHHHH!!!

[Jarhead9101775]

All these arrow to the knee jokes almost make me wish for a Nuclear Winter.

[SyrJirk]

Guess we know who the liar liar is

[lulzingXDXD]

@SyrJirk that aint pants... THATS A SKIRT!

[evolvedape10000]

@SyrJirk liar liar, plants for hire.

[rickman1945]

He stopped, but he forgot to drop and roll.

[AirbornMarksman]

No, it probably doesn't sting, but it might burn a little.

[Rokr175]

Shhh....he's firebending

[Stoooooooie]

I used to stand in fires, but then I got burnt in the knee.

[soddenassassin]

The burned necromancer.

[FunnyjunkerATV]

599th video.

[haroldcuber615]

yet another pc fail

[joangura]

OMG Ghost rider is in Skyrim!

[grandobsidian]

the knife looks sexy and I want it

[TheGlitch7]

at first, i was like "SLENDERMAN"

then i was like, oh, Skyrim.

[TheMicheal619]

I used to be a adventurer but then I was bit by a werewolf and was turned into one and am crazy for mud crabs and women  for lunch now .

[canihave2bucks]

silly necromancer, that's not the gate to oblivion! 

[Swordinator99]

I've met a mage who was on fire; an Arch Pyromancer.

She kicked my ASS.

[NumbuhoftheBeastBurg]

@Swordinator99 was it a glitch or a flame cloak?

[Splop10]

What's Joshua Graham doing in Skyrim?

[antoniopiof]

This made me want to play a stealth character!

[avendanopaciorek]

@antoniopiof It is sooo overpowered it makes the game on the hardest difficulty look easy, you just have to practice sneaking, you will like it =D

[AvoidedBug]

But does it blend?? o.O

[Mitsukakex]

dont you love watching the flaming flicker of the fire my love?

[jediassasin9]

Hay look. Its burning man

[EchoEpsilon]

Burnie? What are you doing in Skyrim?

[McL0vable]

Level 98 destruction....still uses flames

[Arthonious]

Kill it with fire! Oh wait...

[HillyanLugia]

Obvious one but still;

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

[MedicOnDutyVids]

I have seen the future, it is full of fire and- awww.

[outdoorgamer1]

I used to catch my self on fire, but then i relized that arrow to th knee jokes are getting kinda old

[kiki123456able]

my cousin's off watching people get burned and what do i get?

guard duty.

[twelvetailedwolf]

That guy had a curved sword.

CURVED. SWORD.

[MrComradeCommissar]

@twelvetailedwolf XDDDDDDD

But really. It's a dagger

[Kleineman15]

@MrComradeCommissar Whaha that response was nice :)

[Jamesisgone]

Hey he was getting ready to be sacrificed! Dick!

[dafrdafr]

Turn DOWN logo volume ffs!!!!!

[Dragonpit]

How rude! The necromancer was speaking to holy burning person!

[Billsfan44]

Yay it burns

[ImprovmanZero]

I used to be on fire... but then I took an arrow to the knee....

[Zedmaniac424]

Can we grab on the consoles, like what he did at 0:13?

[MadRecon3012]

@Zedmaniac424 yes, you can.

[Terrafuror]

@Zedmaniac424

Yeah, hold A down instead of tapping it. Or X if you are on PS3.

[420kcirtap]

@Zedmaniac424 hold the pick up button x on ps3

[Assassincas]

@Zedmaniac424 yeah on the xbox you have to hold down the same button that is used to take things

[SPMagicSpud]

Bigger fail is the player forgot to pickpocket first.

[IceX92]

Walking around with arrow on the knee, guard might get nervous....

[GeorgePatrickStokes]

Okay, guess it's up to me

"I used to be vunrable to fire, but then I took an arrow to the knee"

[Evilhen88]

Flame On!