High as Fuck

[TheFagtastic4]

"Buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there".. Fuckin happens all the time!

[RENEDU2]

what happened to natural healthy pot

[Omgimsocool413]

@Kolokaosk12 you must have been high as fuck when you wrote that comment haha

[KeenoDerToten]

I want a joint D:

[kittysaurasR3x]

yes its soo true waht he says ;3

[SmithCalvin2011]

funnyjunk brought me here lol. totally bought it, he deserves the dollar for this song lol it made me laugh so hard cause i did all these things he sings about =P

[housesquad113]

the amount of balls i am tripping is alot

[296684064]

ima gona roll another joint

[BrendoGazim]

whata fuckin geek i tell ya!

[junkknowngambler]

hey Jon i think i should buy album, coz between these artists i want to pay you. coz there is too many of themlike, and to less of yourlike, i mean this is meaningful, despite the funny form, and they say they make serious songs, but theyre without meaning

[DominicM14]

If you're scared to go to a corner store high as fuck, you're a bitch. But everything else I agree to

[ElectTheDeadBelgium]

@DominicM14 Not everybody can be a badass mothafucka such as you.

The paranoia feeling always gets me though :P

[whiteninj]

I was going to comment, but I forgot what I was going to post. So uuhhhhhhh, Yea, what he said.

[UnstableCore]

232 people actually had a heart attack.

[SinistaTV1]

thumbs up if your feelin deep as hell when your listening to this

-maybe cuz im high as fuck

[masoncbennett]

@SinistaTV1 For reak man, he talks real shit its good as it am is high as fuck like me right now :)

[SinistaTV1]

@masoncbennett hahaa im highh too broo this songg juss mellows you out.. hahaa happy smoking bro!

[masoncbennett]

@SinistaTV1 Rolling one now! You too man!

[tolleputz]

he looks like the one guy from gossip girl, rufus

[Palsforlife15]

The heart beat thing is so true lol

[daisybbgunboy]

.....um ok........



[TysonDreha]

im sitting on the shitter. high as fuk and done everything he said just before i watched this clip

[GoodRevrendFilms]

the answer is yuss

[Gruker90]

holy shit, im high as fuck :P

[TehCwest]

I first watched this shit when I was 12, now I watch this shit when I'm 17, holy fuck has shit changed.

[angelifyification]

@TehCwest how so? what did you get high with? And which country are you from?

[AMagicalUsername]

Ketchup chips? LMAO You must be canadian. I don't know why that sticks out to me from my visits to canada but it does. Poutine... now thats a canadian munchie every stoner must experience.

[misfithobopunk]

hahaha the liquor store part cracks me up im always in that situation, but for me its the 711 on the corner that always has cops in it and i get really nervous and start walking around the store pretending that im interested in buying all this random shit hahah

[ZOMGKELP]

This is too funny.

[Chezblancheable]

He speaks the truth.No porcupines on ebay :(

[MrUbuntuking]

im fucking high as fuck right now

[SilentRemembrance]

The ketchup chips make so much sense right now. But typically I don't feel I'm going to have a heart attack, just super chilled, and if you were high you wouldn't feel like killing something really.

[F4U2P0]

This is a great song!!!!!

[shredasaurousrex]

pretty close but it was opposite...humans had chicken arms.

[flyawaysanchez]

im high

[SuperStevenHarper]

Good Song: One time outer-space dogs flying with capes and told me I was high as fuck then they flew in their spaceship back into outer-space.

[TheCoolkidz28]

i have been this high =)

[kolokaosk12]

229 peoples didn't been high as fuck

[Nohmidas]

@kolokaosk12 Nice English there.

[waddleman]

@kolokaosk12 This was funnier than the song, quite literally lol'ed

[RepsolRyder7]

@kolokaosk12 *weren't or hadn't

[o047gizw8c9i]

@kolokaosk12 your got the bestest englishes

[TheMishKg]

this song just made my day!

[DashOfRainbow]

I feel for you Jon....I'm so sorry you got high as fuck. Don't worry, it happens to all of us.

[postsecret123]

I ALWAYS think i'm having a heart attack when I'm high. Lol.

[OneMillonAce]

the dog saved ur vid

[jackofblades456]

thumbs up if your eating doritos

[supertr00per8]

This song really describes what its like lol. Hilarious shit haha

[ash1011]

you smile like a noob. if you dont like then come at me bro! yhu ugly!

[ATLNINJA]

TACO!

[nico8a]

I fucking love u i would suck yous big ass dick just like a fucking kid would suck a lollypop

[skateedgy]

lol he just played this song on comedy central =]

[DeathrashWhiplash]

story of my life. i do talk to myself in the mirror, its funny that other people do too

[BfmvJake]

im high as fuk right now

[missedthelikebutton]

the only problm is the chickens have human arms

[rappinslim]

yes

im

doud

[ohsnapitbejenna]

hahahahahha this is so true.

[SaltyHonkey]

I only looked this up because I am highh as fuck!

[FreeHugFriday121]

this is so accurate :3

[DarcFrantix]

It was this song that i realized that the thing that shows the current progress of the video was a snowflake.

[Skreegore]

Watchin this with the snowflakes. fuck yeah

[noluck21]

yes yes i have beeenn been higggghhh assss fuuucckkk

[leokelly3]

what if everyone was wings

[dlchful]

i love talking to myself in the mirror when im high

[XShadowGirlX1]

Lmaoooo... yes i have and i have done atlest hlf of that



[JammerZice]

I can relate to this song so well...

[aintdoingit]

i couldn't agree more with everything said

[en9nhcetechn9e]

im rolling tits>< i love this guy

[SurlytheCLown]

I fucking love Taco (coincidentally I also love tacos).

[DickLord86]

I was high as fuck last night and all of this happened to me

[vapedcrusader]

and I know, cos i'm 15 billionj years old

[vapedcrusader]

this is the best thing i have ever seen in the history of the entire universe, which I believe is nearly 14 billion years?....

[8xCrosbyx7]

1:25-1:33 is the story of my life.. stoner problems

[MrNmiller13]

228 people have never been high as fuck



[DickLord86]

@MrNmiller13 nice try (For getting top comment)

[LuminosityEntangled]

Sir if you're ever in south texas hit me up...

[imjaketete1]

240p...We meet again...

[davetista]

Nice but you lost me on the porcupine part. Why would anyone want to do that even if they were high as fuck? That's like serial killer shit.

[666EmoJesus999]

jaja dude i was high as fuck when i watched this and i started tearing up idk y jajaja ive done all this shit before two

[MrStoneeeddddd]

i do this shit so much...this is so fucking true it blew my mind. watched it for the first time while i smoked a blunt..i think i cried

[markieman999]

Is there really anyother way but high as fuck

[arminhahaha]

have you ever been high as fuck,

that you listen to this song, but forget what was it all about,

have you ever been high as fuck...:)

[gotalittlecaptain]

oh god everything he sings is true.i need to go pass out now.

[lawlboylawl]

all day everyday like right now roflcopteromgwtfberypwncake

[tjcafitz]

227 people have never been high as fuck

[101DEATHPANDA]

yes



[RibbionsandStrings]

it happend to me last month ;)

[megatard100]

man im always high as fuck



[Galaxitron]

What if I'm on a human farm, and the aliens have chicken arms? (possible fins, wings)

[borlavlad]

i am, right now, hidg as fuck.

[onetwoBias]

totally spot on bro!

[alanihawaii123]

A stoner classic. =D

[Whitetoad27]

I thought it would be funny to listen to this song stoned.. I ended up zoning out withing the first 7 seconds and by the time I came to my senses the song was over, and I forgot I even had it playing. Lol.

[gnask]

@Whitetoad27 lol, high five

[m4astermisch4]

im offensive and i find this black

[MaryJaneLover1122]

whenever i smoke the good stuff, i don't get high but 5-7 mins later i am high as fuuuck! Weed it is man. ps:i'm highhh

enjoy all stoners :D

[sacrifake]

i am man< i aam.

[XXpoogersXXmicrowave]

he sang this so right.... man.

[pkleader1123]

240p, we meet again...

[Anonomous0C]

Just smoked, didn't get high -.-; GOD DAMMIT!

[MaxPowwer1]

@Anonomous0C you're doing it wrong.



[papacdub1]

my dog is totally stairing me like im a fucking idiot!!

[thedoomdog]

Takes me back to my first brownie and thinking I was going to have a heart attack after we ate 2 and smoke a blunt =D the good'ol days

[MrsMurlyn]

tthis song is like the story of my life!! can relate to damn near everything escept the human armed chickens and porqipine baseball. so glad i was introduced to this, i dont care if hes not the greatest singer, hes better than me, i kinda like the ryhthm too.!

[ScytheV1]

Aside from waiting until I came down to go to stores, none of this ever happened to me... although I did eat a whole jar of peanuts in one sitting... tough to poop after that. :)

[dillinger13579]

i once got so high i ate a soft taco shells with this weird taco flavouvering powder, tasted gnarly

[no0bbbbb]

back when we all first started smoking :)

[diplocephalus]

Yes i have!

[77KawasakiRider]

wats wierd is everything that he says has actually happened to me :), except the mirror part?

[ChaoticCaleb]

@77KawasakiRider

I highly doubt you thought about a chicken farm with human handed chickens. and i also doubt you thought about battle shits

[MortyFTW]

@77KawasakiRider you did all that shit with the porcipine?

[2SixGraders]

@77KawasakiRider Talking to yourself in the mirror while stoned is just great. No, really... It actually is.

[adofri]

@77KawasakiRider lol the mirror part happened to me but not the dog thing but all the others also happened

[TakingBackTheDriveIn]

@77KawasakiRider

Sorry, but if you've never been so high that you talked to yourself in the mirror, then you've never been high as fuck.

[McLovin353497]

@77KawasakiRider just get high and go to a mirror and TRY not talking to yourself.... its impossible..... ohh and make sure your dog is watching :P

[MollKitt]

@77KawasakiRider

same here, also the mirror part. But I never was on that chicken farm :(

[SoundifyYourself]

@77KawasakiRider haha I used to talk to myself in the mirror all the time..

[johnmarstonlives]

pooop

[sanchezsuzuki]

everything is true thats why its so funny as fuck lmao

im still high hahahah

[sanchezsuzuki]

LMao i just smoked , and i did all those things he said lmao, my dog was staring at me talking to my self in the mirror ,I cant stop laughing

[airwalk461]

im high as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[papacdub1]

@airwalk461 dudeeeeee mee fucking too. meeeeee fucking tooooooo

[killerzebra75]

MARILYZE LEGUANA!! POKE SOME SMOT

[maclarn91]

have u ever stared at a tree and walked right into it. then you think ow that fucking hurt. but im high so i dont give a FUCK

[MrTakitaduro]

Touching song... 

[itol2z]

Yeahhhh FUCK YEA !

[gclef92]

The dislikes are chickens with human arms. They tight.

[1joewoodham]

fisrt heard this song on a school trip to Berlin

[RyanRiopel]

I love double letterboxing <3

[kooliomama]

i watched this after smoking a huge bowl and i couldn't stop laughing.

[GageMeehan]

describes my life

[FRESHCOOLAIDE]

I'm a Black man and I approve of this message.

[fredsk8x]

@FRESHCOOLAIDE Who give a fuck about your skin color?

[websharky2k]

@FRESHCOOLAIDE

Why is 'Black' capitalized?

[mg071395]

@FRESHCOOLAIDE your name is approval of blackness...

[kingofwestsidephx]

@FRESHCOOLAIDE

[rkilduff11]

i love how i actually am convinced im going to have a heart attack when i'm baked.. love this song

[naxxramaz]

@rkilduff11 wake n bake + monster/redbull

I thought my heart was gonna explode... try it out

[live2skateandrock]

holy shit this song is so true hahaha

[philkrautter]

@live2skateandrock Meh, its getting pretty rare that I look at a chicken and it has Human arms... maybe i'm just getting old lol.

[Inuzuka121]

just listening to this song makes me high

[poltergiest11]

as fuuuuuck

[prettybitchesloveme]

hahaha this is so true

[TheSydneyVicious]

have you ever eaten a whole pack of crackers that were so old they weren't crispy anymore? XD

[PigBenissixtynine]

i think we can all relate to this song (:

[Smashi5]

Weird, dreamt about chickens with humen arms last night.

[Hoodhitta]

=]

[rwarzor]

My only problem with this song is that i'm never too high to buy juice and snacks

[tdrpowerl]

listened to this song like 1000 times. still makes me laugh.

[SpedHD]

is it weird tht this song is completly true.. tht shit happens every time i blaze

[Dakukobura]

So the other night, my friend and I were FUCKED UP and we watched this. Needless to say, this became the most hilarious thing on the planet.

[gothmyass]

I got the fuckin' munchies!

[QcSnowboard]

yup...we meet again....240p

[cjtl1bhandpvp]

This is a song u don't skip on you phone when your high its just the rules.

[ponder4321]

My Anthem :)

[cyanidewarlord]

222 people forgot the juice and snacks

[dontuenvyme]

LOL in suggestions there is a playlist made by youtube named "Youtube Mix for Fuck"

[bonoyeah]

222 people couldnt find porcupines on ebay

[bonoyeah]

finnaly

im tired of gangster songs about weed -.-

[itslisabyotch]

THIS IS EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!<3

[pen570]

haha me 2 im high as fuck rite now lolz

[fantomtuba]

I sell porcupines on the internet.

[GreenGrayson]

this was me last niiiight. :3

[hewittbryan]

240p.. we meet again

[ZrUsH007]

This song made me cry... cause im high as fuck

[Collins278]

so fuckin dreaming about it when he tells the story about the game batlleship...it's like a dream whlie dreaming... real life inception FTW!!!

[NiCk9435]

smokers anthem



[sp4cko]

only 240p cos too high to camera

[theblitz8]

only watching this cause im high as fuck man. i love john lajoie

[Four20Pantera]

Gum is always a Ultimate choice while...High as Fuck!

[kelceyrok]

I just ate a package of hot chocolate mix.