How To Get Laid (Unflagged Version)

[805spitta]

WOW i wouldn't never do that in my life time guy!!!!! but it was funny

[TheAlster711]

press 5 repeatedly and he looks like he's masturbating the air

[FreeBeDrug]

damn. can't argue with that logic...

[djbutternaut24X]

tummality!

[djbutternaut24X]

i'm gonna jizz all over this bed.

[djbutternaut24X]

WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS!

THIS IS MAH FUCKIN' DICK!

DICK NO MORE!!

[djbutternaut24X]

damn right i wanna take off my pants.

[djbutternaut24X]

TWAT MOVE!!! FUCKIN' FAIL!!

[djbutternaut24X]

GULLIBLE BIIIITCH!!!

[djbutternaut24X]

BU BU BU BITCHES!!!

[GuitarIsLife1392]

BITCHES LOVE MONEY hahahaha

[UnderoathLambofgod]

I hope everyone who flagged the original got stabbed in the tummy ^-^

[alexsmashbroult]

lol xD

[motorx111]

the steve irwin of Bitches! hahah

[firestar3452]

press 1 after he says "hi i lost my puppy sparkles" then press 1

[4000chaos]

@firestar3452 lol nice

[metroid541]

BA BA BA BITCHES!!!!

[brodyboy186]

The more you know....

[city7711]

A girl dog is called a bitch...

[humbertocstll33]

I'm Going To Try This.

[Avatar230594]

Even easier

Step 1 - acquire cheap suit

Step 2- write that bitch a sonnet, bitches love sonnets.

Step 3 - recite that your sonnet

Step 4 - Don't fall over or come too early when she sucks you off.

[zerolazer369]

my cousin tried this he got laid

[GastroDragon]

84 people were actually serious about this video...

[bazza12342]

ERM...thats water?!?!?



[emaoneluv]

hahah this is hilarious!!

[NerdyNinja247]

keep pressing 4...lmfao

[skate2741]

I tried this and stapped the girls tummy with my DICK!!!

[Thebaconcheeser]

BA BA BA BITCHES!!!!

[sagar246246]

EPIC FUCKING WIN!!

[whiteboyownzallinps3]

u got a pratty little mouth

[videogamefan126]

how could this vid be flaged its just for fun

[cobainLvado]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahah­bahbnahbahahahaahhasjhasjahsjh­ajshsjhahahahahahhahahahahahah­a ahaaaaaaaaahahahahahah xDDDDDDD

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[EpicallyInsane]

Twat move..

Fuckin Fail!!!

[swaggboyfreshyfresh1]

who is she damion your girl friend, sister, cousin, friend, random hoe?

[fatasian22]

keep on pressing 9 for easy masterbation

[gmanny212]

LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY



[mitsos635]

WOW I TRIED IT AND IT WORKED!!!

[Julin2Dominican]

what am i doing here i just want to hear funny shit lol! i get laid wit bitchchchcezz

[dornravlin]

that waters nasty



[mwalklo001]

Even tho this is really animated this is how u score..its a shame too u talk like u got some money and pay a bill they will be willing to drop those panties..Tiss Tiss Tiss..

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I don't play for it I'm to cheap to do it.. but my hb run threw them like that..

[MrzMarkieKnight]

I WOULD LOVE A GLASS OF WATER o.O

[MarlonJohno]

THIS IS CALLED MY FUCKING DICK!!! XD!!

[Crazystunts551]

@MarlonJohno Dick no more

[derpinpoop]

wtf is rong with his videos there not working they keep cutting off

[EpicallyInsane]

Twat Move..

FUCKIN FAIL!!!!!!!!!

[bammywammy1997]

lol at 1:58

[434pelican]

TWAT MOVE UR OUT OF B!TCH REPPELANT

[odedy76]

Funny Indeed

[Mastif666]

FUCKING GENIUS ! Indeed :D

[FatalXcident]

A reminder People,I did NOT Make This Video Damian a.k.a Makemebad35 made it.He commented on This Video Before,saying thanks to me for uploading this Video for all of you(search all the comments if you must).Stop Saying I am doing this to get views & all the credit.I don't benefit or earn any cash for this.I'm Not even a YouTube Partner!

[Leo2112Lion]

2:04

Viagra can restore it back to normal, but it'll take some time

[CallMeMidnightAngel]

I'm glad you put this up, I was so pissed when they said it was flaged!

[FatalXcident]

@CallMeMidnightAngel Your Welcome,some people are piss at me for uploading this though.they wanted to uplad this to their channel to get the views

[TheWalkthroughKing1]

that was funny as hell

[159shadowfox]

so kids be warned every woman has a giant ass knife in her bedroom so don't be to forward =P

[dillonhenderson]

December 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of scott Johnson was found died. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his email to seeif she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter. If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry don't want to die

[LakiWatko]

This is like a bad porno

[texas817847]

YOU LIAR, THIS DOES NOT WORK. I NOW HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER BECAUSE OF YOU. BURN IN HELL YOU IDIOT

[InstantEpicness]

@texas817847 Dude, you actually tried it?! Fail!

[jogPoisonousPoptart]

@texas817847 Yeah I got sentenced to jail for it :)

[FatalXcident]

@WLOfails You Idiot,if i wanted to do that i would say I made it myself.Damian twitted this on his twitter and commented this Video saying thanks to me for uploading it for all his subscribers to see.I don't get paid or Receive any credit for this and why the hell do you want to Flagged It? so you can upload it to your channel and people watch the one on your channel instead?!

[Killblade4]

whats the difference?

[FatalXcident]

@Killblade4 No Difference,even Damian was confuse when he commented on this Video.

[Super10pimp]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[kjelnyhu]

we are the champions we are the champions!!! 3:19

[crazygurl10180]

hahahahaha wow

[maalbe987]

Is there any actual difference between this and the original?

[TheArvinian01]

you look like peir in simple plan

[TNJNINTENDO]

Lol

[TheMasterMindish]

Sweetheart, i have a lot of money i want you inside of me right now ALRIGHT!!

[AuRoRaFlexo]

TWAT MOVE !!!

FUCKING FAIL ! XD i love this guy <3

[FatalXcident]

@supermegaextrasuper what cha talking about?

[Namelnsert]

BA-BA-BA-BA-BITCHES

[MikeTheKingScorp1993]

i hate the fact that i can't watch the original video just because i am 17!!!!!

[FatalXcident]

@MikeTheKingScorp1993 Yeah YT sucks sometimes

[treyarchFORTHEWIN]

pound yer pussy like popeye the sailorman lol

[Dethaxe51]

FUCKIN AWSOME

[TheZackjackblack]

Dick no more

[JustinBRocksmySocks]

GULLIABLE BITCH XD

[PRETTYBOY12376]

BA BA BA BA BITCHES!!!!

[HardStyleND]

LoL 0:12 - 0:14 Now i know you guys are gettin ready to get tangled up in some meat curtains but not yet!

[nardkoekje]

CHAMPION EPIC FUCKIN WIN!!!

[TheWINGSflyHIGH]

this is called my FUCKING DICK .... XD

[RavenandSparrows14]

When he does vids like this it reminds me of MANswers!

[101mortalkombat]

ba ba ba babababa ba bitches and hoes

[tjsnakes1]

Ba ba ba bitches ba ba ba bitches ba ba ba bitches dadadada da dada

[naterbugful]

see looks like the girl from bioshock infint

[SceneGirl719]

Oh pickles . I spilled water on my pants Dx

[difficultsyllables]

HOLY SHIT

THAT WAS SMOOTH!

hahahahhah

[m0onst9er]

FUCKIN FAIL!!!

[roxorboxorzful]

STABBED IN THE TUMMEH!

[Emilyknowsbestforyou]

thats some dirty ass water bruh

[ilovekesha892]

his gf. he offered her a pile of cash or got her drunk to get her to do this vid with him

[supermover456]

Thanks for the unflagged version.

[lunaloon7]

No girl is that stupid and gullible!!!!!!! Totally unreal.

[udabe15]

GULLIBLE BITCH!!!!!!

[fordman208]

STABBED IN THE TUMMY! haha

[baddboy3367]

or i could use mah b!tch reppelent spray her and force her to the bed :3

[JessicaRoze96]

All you gotta do to get laid, is find yourself a slut. xD That shit won't work.

[nevershoutsophia]

I died at BA BA BA BITCHESSSS!

[xxgamepointskillaxx]

you shoulda said you wanted some milk :D

[jakester90999]

shit when I spild the watter on me she told me to go home and change my pants

what do I do now! =(

[Squirmuls]

Wow this actualy works I'm not a virgin any mOre YES!!!

[Harleykid88]

Is that his GF ??

[shootingstareric]

@Harleykid88 yea

[xXfailpersonXx]

EPIC FUCKIN WIN!!!!!

[BTVProductions1982]

1:14 - As Glenn Quagmire would quote, "Giggity!"

[Blakers54]

"I want you inside of me right now." "ALL RIIIIIGHT!" =D

[prepare2fire]

1:55

[TheDougtechcrew]

all the views are from males 13-17 lol

[FlubbahProductions]

AND WHATS FUNNY IS WHEN I PULLED THIS UP THERE WAS A CONDOM COMMERCIAL ON TV XD

[FlubbahProductions]

I'M WARNING YOU YOU FAGS OUT THERE I SWEAR IF YOU FLAGTHIS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

[abcdrgf]

Fuck you, it is funny

[lifeleader99]

0:42 to 0:45 he is inspiring KE$ha

[BigLouBabyPhat]

@jordyntate that shit WAS EPIC!

[ratatui096]

i don`t find this funny

[2000sMusicSux]

@ratatui096 must be over 40

[ratatui096]

@2000sMusicSux i`m 14

[jaknlou692]

@ivorysandstorm Thats allright.

[shatoo5]

O will u look at that??? ITS MY DICK!!!!!!

[shadowguy295]

is she your girlfriend or friend?

[SHman555]

@shadowguy295 His GF, She's pretty haha

[jaknlou692]

@ivorysandstorm Lmao I'm a girl, xxx and thanks

[MrEdgeHead31]

ba ba ba BITHCES!!!!!!!!!

[ThePROnewfie]

Haha i laughed my ass off at this.

[JordynTate]

Dumb ASS!! Girls Are smarter than that... only one of those would work... and that waz the 1st one!

[duke4568]

Stupid!!!!!!! video and if u fallow this u will end no where.!

[littlemessikid10]

BA BA BA BITCHES

[happyrulz]

funniest video ever! TWAT MOVE

[EpicMintz]

1:10

was that his whole reason for making the video?

[MikeTheKingScorp1993]

i wish it was all that easy lol

[iiiheartBOTDF]

SMOSH!

[TheSkybuster1]

sicksascess

[Lemonz777]

I'm Gunna Jizz All Over This Bed..... >D

[MikeTheKingScorp1993]

can someone give me the link for the uncensored version?

[addzack11]

tell me what the point of doing all these steps if you can just give her money?

[1stWinnDixie]

That is so not how it wud go!!!

[toasty303]

@1stWinnDixie bullshit i do this all the time

[anchitariv]

i loved the boob grab

[blacksmith07067]

B B B BITCHES

[RuneScapeMMO]

1:29 that's not water that's piss.

[mkgp93]

1:59



[AritziaLover98]

WOW Would you look at this, this is called MY FUCKING DICK! lol classic. :) 

[Hmm3001409]

haha her tits looked firm tho.:-)

[Droptopdestiny]

DAMN RIGHT I WANNA TAKE OFF MY PANTS XD

[Azuree15971]

63 people missed the like button

[kahvicup1]

Press 1 for fail

[marcoy145]

I WOULD LOVE A GLASS OF WATER.........

[evilTaker90]

Press 3 for ''blinding grabbing her tits'' :D

[kahvicup1]

BA BA BA BITCHES!

[218MuffinMan]

haha "believe it or not, women are smarter than that."

[Hawrammer]

Dude... Epic fukin' fail, i got chased by her brother!! :O

[scrapoutg]

am black heres how to get laid easly just walk up to a girl and just say wanna make a porn video

[TheChevyman19]

63 people have tried this and failed

[wildonessoccerpro]

lol she brings out teh knife

[CharlieBorrows]

PUT DAMIANS YOUTUBE LINK IN THE VIDEO!!

[ruber120]

funny person ruber120

[bachiguarana]

TWAT MOVE!

FUCKING FAIL!

[923bryanna01]

what the hell grabing her tits

[erazem1000]

man your fucking great......ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bitch...:)

[bikingmontage]

2:13

juno

[mrrensolemus]

Whould you lookie here its my fuckin dick lol fuking hilarious

[aaallleeexxx71]

POUND your pussy like pie pie the sailer man FAIL!

[mahnigha29]

Have u seen the movie delibrates cuz I plan on fucking u in the ass

[TheGluglu2000]

Ms can I come inside and pound ure pussy like popie the salor man hahaha lol

[watup1298]

Ba ba ba bitches!!!!!

[PHILLIPAYx]

"Woops that's not where I put my water" xD

[BigVideoGameNerd]

@jacknlou629 HAHAHA! I never would have noticed that. "I'm nothing without my sparkles"

[Santafeindian99]

Youre funny

[soysuren100]

if you try this you are more stupid then the guy

[micdoomqw]

Wow that was epic

[CiumbalesCocO]

FUCKIN GENIUS!!

[failshotz]

well would you look at this......its called my FUCKING DICK!!!!! lol XD