Andy Rooney's Financial Advice

[R8erNation636]

Dear Mr. President,

I have a five figure student loan that I need to start repaying in a month. Can I get a bailout? I'm nowhere near as evil or corrupt as the banks, so I think I deserve one.

[restorationsanity]

FUCKCOMMERCIALS

[LitheInvestments]

sigh

[SugarBean11]

Andy could use some brow shaping I think

[LeeMIlby]

HAHAHAAHA this is awesome

[portorium]

who carries around $17 in change anyway?

[Kamikuru77]

@portorium 17 dollars and change dumbass

[donniezg]

it actually makes sence

[Oxweed]

This dude has lost it.

[evonsparrow]

1 billion dollars stacked as 1 dollar bills would be 4,300,000 inches high. Hope this helps Loony Rooney.

[1gnatius3000]

fuck off rooney

[Lordgeek4]

Andy Rooney smokes Pot before going on tv.

[mossmusic]

Andy Rooney would get a bail from if he ever asked. LOL Thanks for the post I can't get enough of him.

[EonOuzo]

ANDY ROONEY GAME:

Considering how hard I worked to make what I have, I don't understand why I'm so dumb with money. Does that qualify me for a bailout?

[yomama629]

You have never heard of AIG? Well, why am I talking, the only reason I know what it is is because it's Manchester United's sponsor

[kamaljotsdhaliwal]

In the 1980's, Andy Rooney was making close to half a million a year. He may have $17 in his pocket, but he has millions in the bank. Either way, he is an amazing individual.

[Lifesucksdie123]

he's brilliant

[keepitacrime]

i make sure my money goes to companies that build weapons that kill

[earlyAMbirds]

a stack of 1 billion 1-dollar bills should be about 247 miles high... holy shit

[Koroush51]

He is a funny guy and he makes good points. I don't know why ppl are hating on him so much.

[superbenA02]

Me neither. I guess it is because there are some idiots that think that he is too old and should pass the torch to a younger person. As long as a senior citizen can do his/her job, he/she should be able to keep it without being told when to retire.

[tchonda99]

dude he is so high that his raccoon in his eye brows has to remind him what to do...

[orecoast007]

They only gave the $700B bailout to automakers and bank CEO's... Where is my $**,***.** bailout?

[martziano619]

This guy got owned by Ali G !

[lpadrian14]

I think you got that backwards, Ali G got owned by Rooney. lolz

[jodybgoode]

man I cant believe i even watched the ali g interview thanks for nothing. Ali g must have sucked quite a few cocks to get where he is today.

[VilquinProductions]

I at least know where my money is going stockwise, Union Pacific Railroad, and I know what the company does. Thanx fur sharin'! 5 thumbs up!

[theagent3]

Dont underestimate this old man. He has money up his ass... LOL

[shensmitty]

@theagent3 nope it's under his mattress.

[dAvrilthebear]

wow, just to make sre they still have it! That's pretty cool!

[websuspect]

If you dont know what money is or how to handle it why the fuck are you a news columnist fucking senile old piece of satan worshiping CFR crap.

[Levielton82431]

andy rooney is my hero i like his thinking

[stallionbang]

Pretty funny guy - yet interesting to watch. kudos!

[jkeelsnc]

This guy is pretty funny. Actually, I wonder if he really believes the silly things he says. LOL He is funny though.

[jkeelsnc]

the problem with hyperinflation is real folks. I am sorry to say it. I like Obama and I like some of the things he wants to do. But how do you pay for it? All you have to do is look at ARGENTINA esp during the 80's to understand what happens when a government carelessly continues to spend money. It's unfortunate but its real. Do you want to walk into a store one day and over the speaker here "Our prices are all going up 30% at this moment"

[MightyMax42]

Is it just me or does anyone else enjoy watching clips of Andy Rooney just for laughs? Personally, I think Rooney is an internet meme waiting to happen...

[emikojung]

i enjoy his clips so much. he's a funny guy =P

[imanerd36]

Is this Andy Rooneys only job? If so this is THE eaiset job on earth.

[bizichyld]

Search "china's andy rooney" for the best clip ever. XD

[nathenism]

what the government doesn't seem to realize is that big business is the reason the economyis bad....if the government gave billions to the poor that money would keep circulating and the economy would get better....corporations get all the money and stick it in banks where it doesnt go anywhere....if we had nothing but local business we would have a nation full of middle class families doing well and having a good life....with corporations we have a few super rich and millions in poverty

[pdp110]

Sounds good on paper, but we are a global economy. When the majority of banks have toxica assets, and they go in the whole, then so do we. Also, one reason we are in this mess is because people are borrowing money that they can never repay. So i think the blame goes to each and every person...

[teltelamont]

LOL, "maybe I'll go to the bank tomorrow if its still there..." lmao

[Uwiluz60]

Amen...Andy, 750 billion is 7500 dollars for every tax payer in America...Times that by 3 by the time the compounding interest kicks in on that much...If it ever gets paid off..We really have some great leaders that can spend our money well!!!! This is the type of thing that leads to hyper inflation...But we have Obama now, so don't worry!!

[xcman12x]

1.hold your breath

2.go 2 differ. vid

3.leave this coment

4.if u do it wit out ur breath comin out ur a good kisser

[Medication102]

He is older than time itself....

[smmm1968]

This is America. If you keep saying the same crap for 70 years or so, you get your own show and you get to keep until you die. It is all about staying power.

[Lukeflyswatter]

Andy you don't work hard. AT ALL. You spew senile babble about nothing for 5 minutes a week. You do less work than about 99% of the U.S. population.

[itsbojangles]

Jeeze Andy, mattresses aren't the flip kind anymore, is your bed even from this century?

[Aro2220]

i have a flip kind mattress that i bought a few years ago.

yes you can still get them.

no i don't like it.

[apatterson1982]

I love his comments at the end of 60 minutes! I love Rooney too. Who couldn't?

[kkkandbeer]

how could you not like him? he's a genious

[TonyAwrdWnnr]

So do I! :)

[acrossthenorthernsea]

I love Rooney!