Rookie

[TomCommentaries]

it'd be more hilarious if after the paramedic came the police left then came back and shot the paramedic

[ProfesorFrodoJSchitz]

I thought i was good lol

[Detrey345]

Awwww poor baby

[calvins1998]

so there was a rape but the shot the girl

[morethanidiots]

Seriously though... she is dead.

[ITzJaYOhh]

The cop forgot to get wrist control before he shot the dudes wife

[504branden]

I'm worried about jason too. I mean he just shot his mom

[Octane64]

If the wife and husband were black, there would be less apologizing and more evidence planting.

[AndreBrianaoj778]

so i need a man

[TomIsAwesome123]

i laughed so hard at 0:35-0:40

[LakiaLissauk654]

ha i love try new things and thats why im here

[boohbah666]

typical cops

[SgtLion]

The paramedic came without the address actually being radio'd.

[MaddenFan007]

this is the same house x)

[MaddenFan007]

police freeze! *SHOT* Nice shot rookie :) hahahahahahahaha im dying x)

[Mattv1993]

fake and gay

[KeshiaGenevayn497]

ey Tell me your fantasies and let's make them a reality

[Pharphain]

You are Jason Holkem, your mother got shot by a police cooooop! do you ever wanna just let go, and run away from your feelings?

[ParanormalDub1997]

In a world where guns don't sound like they usually do...

[Awesomechild96]

Lmao it's supposed to be a rape scene and the first thing the rookie does is shoot at the woman?? Nice one...

[beefwrangler822]

@Awesomechild96 you have a piont

[MoodyWoodyOody]

@Awesomechild96 men can be raped ='[

[FunnVideoss]

he didnt kill your wife, whats important is its a dick!

[doodoobrah]

god dammit what is wrist control



[JakalDreadz]

@doodoobrah Look for the video "self Defense" :)

[doodoobrah]

@JakalDreadz watched it the other day now i know but thanks

[irocknrollDooM]

@doodoobrah A previous video, look up Self Defense by derrickcomedy.

[LegendofSuburbia]

if i see one more wrist control joke on a derrick comedy video im going to mug somebody for crack.

[lavita15]

@LegendofSuburbia then im gonna get wrist control

[maggosh]

@LegendofSuburbia Real Life Situation #66

You're watching a video by derrickcomedy. You read a comment by LegendofSuburbia about wrist control jokes. He is mugging you. He wants your money to buy crack. The first thing you want to do is get wrist control...

[FromTheHuts]

LOLOLOL.

[ShaddsSaidSo]

Gay dance made me laugh my ass off!!

[JGoldy5150]

42 Maple Hill Road was the street in Emo Song and Mystery Team

[NathanLStanfield]

@JGoldy5150 thats why they said there son keeps lisining to music at the begining

[JGoldy5150]

@NathanLStanfield Yeah but I said Mystery Team too

[Pilot853]

rapidly press 4

[checkerdchainsaw]

is it jsut me..or is every vidoe i watched by these guy they have a gun involved hahahahaha

[aroninski5000]

The rape victim should have got wrist control.

[IPawnt]

Pretty much the American justice system in a nutshell.

[Tommy93200]

Typical Pigs

[Lighter03]

He should have locked his door.....

[JackDawsonForever]

I love how to paramedic came AFTER the cop told him the address

[GamberroSalvador]

Too much dark, too little funny.

[brycekidd09]

42 maple hill road is the adress of the two girls in mystery team lol

[mariomaker2000]

@brycekidd09 yeah when they said it i started laughing

[atdi345]

Maybe if it was a ham sandwich!

[bubblegum0monkeygurl]

"its gotta be over by now...poor baby" lmoa. so funny

[StalkingRainbow]

It was a rape call and he shot the girl... lol

[95thomasz]

@StalkingRainbow omg very girl.........

[JRAINbow279]

He just shot Mrs. Holcumb!

[KittyaThuaa110]

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[tebe2k]

No it's Donald from I am Donald

[upinsmoke0x]

Muggers come in police uniforms now.

[JXGO]

hahahaha, "seriously though.....she is dead."

[annaemmarobertsfan]

It's Troy from Community!

[gitrplaya4u]

@annaemmarobertsfan lol troll?

[Pheenak]

@annaemmarobertsfan no its donald from derrick comedy

[HalfricanItalian]

@Pheenak No, its Childish Gambino from rap.

[bw1ck]

@annaemmarobertsfan NO ITS MCDJ

[kevinmw101]

@annaemmarobertsfan first on derik comedy but i am glad he got a show on tv, he is the best character on community

[EveeForever121]

i used to live on a maple hill rd.

weird

[baronbrixiusDIE]

@jarredp93 and he had his gun out all ready

[GamerAntman]

@jarredp93 thats why he's the rookie!

[KeeganDE95]

Seriously though... she is dead. xD

[ZenAegiis]

@KeeganDE95 Yes cause none of us watched the video at all. We need you to post it in the comments so that we will all understand.

[KeeganDE95]

@ZenAegiis Well then I am most pleased I could help people further understand not only the concept of the video, but also the closing line. It's my goal in life to help others, so I appreciate you not only noticing that I am doing so, but also for taking the time out of your day to comment about it. Thank you, kind person. Have a wonderful day!

[UgoStrange]

42 Maple Hill Road ! JASON HALCOMB LIVES THERE !!

[Theawesomecats]

wait a minute??Thi-This is the same house?

wait we were just here, take a look.

[Syrlormeron]

@EBellena: The Movie's really great. I ordered it to Germany, where I live, just to have a look! Try it on amazon.com The joy you get is worth the bucks.

[EBellena]

Did anyone else notice that the kid they were talking about listening to music all the time in the beginning was a reference to "Emo Song?" They used the same address and everything. Just thought that was funny.

[davedooval2]

@EBellena Did you know the Mystery Team movie had the same address too?

[EBellena]

@davedooval2 Really? I never did get to see that movie... Can't find it on On Demand anywhere and I have absolutely NO idea where I would go about finding it. If it's by these guys, it must be funny so I'll have to keep my eye out for it.

[davedooval2]

@EBellena Yeah its a very good movie and some local blockbusters have it. I'd call your local blockbuster and ask if they have it for rental :P.

It's a very funny movie. Brilliant acting by all the cast members as well.

4/5 for that movie :D

[vandbbala]

i don't get the ham sandwich joke?

[EBellena]

He just SHOT my wife!

...

Oh. Sorry.

[Ndc1Ch33r102]

@WoWIcebane @xColinMc1888x but according to the National Center for Victims of Crime, roughly 3/4ths of that 9% is Male to Male rape, which means this case would apply approxiamately 2/100 rape scenarios

[breenfantwo]

I wonder what's going to happen at her funeral...

[twowayin]

lol just look at the guy guys reaction when the cop first shoots the girl

[dudelyjones]

If you like Derrick Comedy, check out the comedic stylings of Dudely Jones Comedy Tribe!

[skyrouge96]

Seriously though,...She is dead



[TheUsername100000000]

Oh I think it just grazed me. FREEZE!!! Boom shot her in the head after going in the same house if dis was real then I wonder how that guy would even THINK about being a police oficcer

[xxDjQueenxx]

i cracked up laughin when rookie shoot the woman agn lolz

Rookie:"Police Freeze!!" *shoots the woman agn*oh wait diz is the same house..

The other police: "Oh nice wrk rookie oh wait diz is the same house *laugh*

lolz tht was funny

[xxDjQueenxx]

haha its funnie how the woman fell

[xenoah]

"Maybe if i was a ham sandwich she'd be fine, ehy?" haha

[SuperMilo987]

Every video they say Maple hill road the emo song this video Mystery team

[DerMcDerrier]

der

[fallenstar08ght]

ahahaha

[jjburner]

yah thats where the rape is aww its probably over by now

[ImDatYungBrotha]

seriously tho

"SHE IS DEAD" hahahahaha

[stevieray345]

maple hill ROAD listen to the way they say of course!! its really creepy

[Zerrith]

This is sad and funny at the same time. I don't know whether to laugh or cry :/

[kinnebrew1]

they r genuine dumb asses

[kenyadefoe12]

dumb rookie

[sniffysniffy123]

this isnt real

[Busta656]

@sniffysniffy123

no shit dumb ass

[SortaGoodGaming]

@sniffysniffy123 are you retarted?

[mariomaster63093]

watch the video twice: once paying attention to the rookies and once just watching the husband

[CoryandAndrew]

lmfao 0:58

[phabianx]

anyone notice how hed claps with his gun at 1:52 lol

[Nndankn]

NICE one rookie!

[CAV622]

does any one ever locked there doors

[demian2114]

lmao they are all stoners

[triville1290]

damn i dont want live that neigborhood lol damn

[mynameisTimma]

The rape is probably over by now poor baby!

Lol

[donzaloog1400]

@mynameisTimma Or it's probably just begun. Dead people are up for anything and I do mean ANYTHING.

[laxbro145]

Group: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH GOD HAHA EMT: Seriously though she is dead

[MrDDollaz96]

dem sum retarded rookies

[Exoressed]

lololololololol~!!~~

[Kheperan]

0:53 XD best part ever

[RickardoMute]

HAhahAHa aaaweesinme

[tmacfan155]

haha

[chickenoddle]

does anyone else think the paramedic is *sings* HOOOOTTTT! lol

[TheBestestMedicine]

"Of course, I packed my lunch instead of my tools. CLEAR!! Hahaha... That would not be how that would work..."

LMAO

[NoGripRacingGTR2]

Wow these are the smartest cops ive ever seen.

[dxtristandx11]

she is dead lol

[cuzimreallygoodatsex]

Nice one rookie! Hilarious!

If you like this search "todd sneezing" and click the 2nd video

[bittersweeetlove]

"but seroiusly though.... she is dead . "

HAHHAA LOL

[chaosform1]

oh never connected it but this is the same house as "emo song" jason upstairs listening to music and the address thats so cool !!!nice one derrick comedy

[Silas3119]

Police Freeze!

[beyonce75]

Seriously though she iss ded....

[coder0xff]

Well I did try my best to enjoy the video. The absurdity is well... absurd... But it's kinda depressing.

[maskedzero1]

lol i like this video lolz i couldnt stop watching it!!!!!!!!!!! is tht bad??? lol

[blueeulbdude]

no, dark humor opperates on the premice that what you find funny is the abserdity of the circumstances not the actual idea of, for example, someone's wife being shot. You're ok

[toddyr14]

uhmm... isnt... isnt this a WKUK skit...?

[Jammindrumachick]

that would suck if those kind of incidents hppened.Good thing their profetionalz lol.This vid is funny,they didnt even care they shot her.Hurray for Derrick Comedy :))

[usernamemanhaha]

why is this vid ended with a college humor thingy

[JeloMulawin]

they're also part of college humor...remember why the other channel is called College Humor ORIGINAL?

[JeloMulawin]

with s on that, college humor originals, i mean

[kiwifruit138]

she is dead :)... is it sad that i find that humorous?...yeah i should get some help...

[nelsonr12]

I think he just grazed me, FREEZE

[dylankevin100]

Funniest video I have ever seen

[shentoncollege123]

love it my favourite one

[MultiRump]

No, this vid and the party episode had terrible endings. sad...

[Zalledo]

"But ya... She is dead..." hahaha, WEE DARK HUMOR!

[xColinMc1888x]

Anyone else realise they responded to a rape call by shooting the woman? LMAO

[cooldots1994]

congrats on 14 thumbs up on your comment lol

[hazzaza1]

@xColinMc1888x ur saying a woman cant rape a man o.O

[sniffysniffy123]

@xColinMc1888x YES THIS ISNT REAL THEIR ALL ACTORS THIS IS FAKE THEIR ACTING ITS NOT REAL

[xColinMc1888x]

@sniffysniffy123 I'm fucking well aware of that you patronising cunt.

[Gunnzinn]

@xColinMc1888x Well, he is a rookie.

[theguydudety]

@xColinMc1888x lol thats true

[Hakudohshi]

@xColinMc1888x Shooting an unarmed woman at the scene of a potential rape is by the books policeman stuff.

[MightyAppleStudios]

@Hakudohshi They also have to plant crack on them.

[GgFish06121994]

@Hakudohshi

an officer may NEVER kill an unarmed person. policeman are trained to aim for legs or arms and are well trained in self-defense methods

[Hakudohshi]

@GgFish06121994 Someone didn't get the joke! D:

[GgFish06121994]

@Hakudohshi

what's so funny about a woman raping a man?? That happens all the time....

[GgFish06121994]

@Hakudohshi

What's so funny about a woman raping a guy? That happens all the time...

Even if it was meant sarcastic it wasn't funny at all

[Hakudohshi]

@GgFish06121994 Somebody continues too misinterpret what I've said! D:

[thebigjay426]

@GgFish06121994 Police are trained to shoot 3 in the chest, not arms or legs

[GgFish06121994]

@thebigjay426

Police are trained not to shoot at all.. they've got to talk to the crimals so they drop there weapons..

[thebigjay426]

@GgFish06121994 You think that police aren't trained to use a guns?

[GgFish06121994]

@thebigjay426

of course they are trained how to use them but they are trained to use their guns so less as possible...

[thebigjay426]

@GgFish06121994 Ya and they are trained for the kill shot. I was not saying they run around shooting people, i was saying when they do shoot someone they are trained to kill that person. Not to wound him, if you have a gun pointed at someone they will drop you. Stop trying to be smart, because you are not.

[Cubelarooso]

@GgFish06121994

You do realize you live in a different country than where this takes place, so your police may have different training?

In the US, the police are trained to shoot first, plant evidence later.

[Theawesomecats]

@Hakudohshi how the hell was that a potential rape?!

[WoWIcebane]

@xColinMc1888x No I didn't realise it, but I did realize that they responded to a rape call by shooting the woman.

[WoWIcebane]

@xColinMc1888x No I didn't realise that they responded to a rape call by shooting the woman, but I did realize that they responded to a rape call by shooting the woman. And if you didn't know, 9% of rapes have male victims.

[HRhuffnstuffe]

@xColinMc1888x Sounds like a good plan to me.

[balletgirl9510]

bahaha their son jason is the same son thats in the video "emo kid". They are talking about him. haha. I just found that out! hahahahaha

[macbeasty]

even if they did get the right house why would the cop shoot the girl?

i guess the girl was raping the guy

[CRTutorials]

Awesome! LMAO

[commiekid16]

Dark humor. Get over it.

[XXXkLeCiIj69XXX]

@commiekid16 i love dark humor.

south park family guy tarantino movies etc

[NyMeg144]

South park, family guy, tarantino movies...I'm all down for. I like "dark humor", this isn't humor, this is showing society to hate police.

[XXXkLeCiIj69XXX]

well, ya maybe but still funny xD

[tebowgatorsfan]

dude you need to not be emo and find some humor

[Compwiz1993]

um, maybe you should just enjoy the video? not everything has a message and an agenda.

[NyMeg144]

Clearly you're not in law enforcement.

[Lord1of1all1elements]

people who don't find it funny are the people who are generally trolled easily because they called there "fav band in teh whole werld!!!11eleventyone!!" a bunch of fags