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  • qe mierda es eso

  • Lol. This is so funny but so mean. /:

  • LOL. You know, at the end, that guy isn't even singing with Justin..Haha, Nice try there buddy. But i mean other than that..I believe this 100%, I'm sure more people will fall for itt! Haha.

  • I love how so many people are falling for this!

  • @warpunk1

    You shouldn't. They're probably all girls under 12 getting their childhood destroyed.

  • Love how this is fake

  • I am so scared right now?!!!

  • Holy fuc king s hit I'm so scared right now I'm gonna shit my pants wtf is going on omgomg on fucking god

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  • oh....my....god..

  • Wtf r pplmgonna lie like that jb is not a prod this is fucking face

  • This isn't funny, i get scared, bitches.

  • Onion news network? with a caption on their website saying, "the funniest news network"? And you guys believe that bull? Where has this world come to?

  • Lmfao

  • Guy from Smosh video: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

    me: I have to agree with him. Justin's still active on Twitter.

  • Priceless.

  • THIS IS SO STUPIED!!!! THIS IS SO FAKE TO! What ever

    There just stupied haters who want to ruin his life

    -:(

  • You know what's sad?

    If he actually was a 51 year old pedophile I'd be happy: because he'd die in prison!

    Bieber needs to be-dead.

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  • I knew it to fuck jb nd his fans

  • I knew it

  • Thumbs up if you are watching this in 2010 because of your time machine.

  • lol this is the best

  • Pedo**

  • Guys chill Justin bieber is a real person lol a peso just disguised himself like Jb and this is MADD creepy though lol :O

  • this is fucking amazing, lolololol

  • Have you people heard of the onion -_-'. I'm reading the comments and these fangirls are thinking "this is real??" A 17 (whatever his age) year old boy disguised as a pedophile... how the hell is that possible??

    It might as well be:

    In other news, Justin Beiber was found to be a three-headed alien using his high pitched mating call to woo young girls. Fangirl: OMG IS THIS TRUE?? -_-'

  • @chibigrunt Haha tbh i found that quite funny, I know it isn't true it's kinda obvious:L He's 17 years old, Three headed alien.. That creased me:')

  • haha I don't like Justien Bieber, but this is stupid xD

  • Wait, wait...people actually think this is real? From the Onion News Network? Oh ONN, what have you started?! XDDD

    This is about as real as the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus. Still funny though.

  • I can't believe there is even the slightest HINT of conversation in this video about whether or not it's real.

    do you people have any idea what the Onion is? hello? fucking retards.

  • Is this a joke?

  • @twitBailey It's the Onion News Network, America's finest news source.

  • My sis said don't make tun of ma baby

  • god you fangirls are so retarded...

  • LMAO This Is HILARIOUS !!

  • ITS NOT REAL YOU STUPIDS .

    ITS A JOKE LOL .

  • wat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • is this true!!! answer me as fast as possible!!!!!!!!!

  • @syaizzati10 no you dumb ass.....it's completely a joke......

  • @syaizzati10 no you dumb ass.....it's completely a joke......onion news network is full of jokes, all is bullshits.....

  • pathetic .

  • what is coming out of this guys mouths???im not a fan Bieber,but c'mon, hes a normal teenager....sorry to say it...but the MJ's story repeats..now that MJ is gone they acuse Bieber for molesting a 9 years old girl? pathetic

  • No ppl this is not true this is thd fake news dont worry it 100% FAKE!!

  • IS THIS TRUE???

  • I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!

  • "In retrospect something as diabolical as Justin Bieber could only have been a product of a remorseless sex fiend" LMAO

  • is this real

  • ROFL!

  • Loveyy r u near age 16

  • true l0l

  • @mayaamk i was just suggesting another story........like a next episode......heheheh sowi if i didn't clear it hehehehe

  • hEy_ÃÑý_gÚys_wÃñt_tô_chàt_with­_më

  • ROOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLL

  • 1:57 did she say PEE?!

  • omg bieber nooooooooooooooooo

  • This was said for april fools day guys, the next day they reported it to be a joke ! Chill out! Agreed? Duh!

  • this is not real for those who believe it I live near Stratford and know all kinds of people who know his family...He is a real teenage boy for goodness sakes!

  • This was made by the onion news

  • OMG ur so racist!!!!¡¡ I can't believe u can be that mean! Sure u meant it as a joke but that isn't funny at all!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡

  • hahahahahahahahaha do people actually believe this, how dumb must you be lmao

  • legit

  • All you people going ITS NOT REAL!, well of course its not real its called a joke if you have ever heard of that and it fricking hilarious lol x and ti all u haters keep it inside u and let it Eat U Alive! Lol love u biebs x

  • Her fans are really as stupid as we fear. They belive this is meant to be taken seriously....

  • lol this is HILARIOUS

  • wooooow thats sooooo fake. people REALLY need to get a life...

  • @bbygrl0013 its fake? really omg i thought it was real!!!!!!

  • @bbygrl0013 Its called a joke bitch, OBVIOUSLY its not real, if it was, there wouldnt be such things called herpies

  • @SHEMEANzEVRyTHANG2ME theres no need for that language. i didnt say anything mean to you...

  • This Thing is SOO Fricken Fake

  • its not real!

  • AND ALSO! This was SO taken from nickelodeons "Generation O!" when Molly was accused of being a 40 year old man xD

  • Oh, ok... this is just a PARODY newspaper, but i was referring to those who actually DID believe this shit! xD

  • And also, you need to be JUST AS RETARDED to not notice THE OLD MAN "singing without his disguise" just played the video of JB singing that song and lyp-synced! DUH?

  • @MarioCeballosTV do you really think this was real?

  • @DubDeaconMusic No, but a lot of stupid people did...

  • OMG! If he was a 51 year old pedophile, his body would not be a 16 year-old's body, there are SEVERAL photos of him shirtless in the beach around the internet, and also, WE'VE SEEN HIM GROWING UP, YOU IDIOTS! SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO BE RETARDED, EXTREMELY RETARDED TO BELIEVE THIS SHIT! IF YOU HATE HIM AND BELIEVE THIS SHIT IS TRUE THAT JUST SHOWS HOW RETARDED HATERS ARE! ;)

  • I hope this would be true...

  • hahahahaha if only..

  • I thought he was shot by CSI =D

  • THAT IS SO FAKE !

  • @hailey5748 no shit...

  • okaii dis is justt 2 funney man!XD ppl actually think hes a pedofilee likee reall?? we saw justin bieber qrowinqqq up!! seriouslee da world is gettinq retarted, no offense buh its truee!!

  • hahaha!!

  • @kellystarpop it didn't hurt my feelings, it's just dumb what lies people make up!

  • haha that was funny as hell !

  • IF U LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER AND YOU WANNA DATE HIM WELL TUFF LUK HES FUCKIN 16 AND UR 11 WHATS THE THE CHANTS OF HIM LIKING U

    JUST STOP EMBARRASING UR SELF BITCH!

  • this looks.....realy fake though.and i hate this guy but this looks FAKE!

  • 1065 people have no humor and taste.

  • My God people thinking this real.......I've lost faith in the world....They're so stupid ....I want to throw up.....

  • @ADHDavenger13 My god people actually worship justin Bieber? "I" Lost faith in the world

  • seriously, i'm actually pissing myself laughing at the absolute twats who think this is real.

    sorry, but LOL@YOU.

    this had me in tears of laughterr.

  • en verdad me dolio saber esto no se x ke este viejo hizo eso

  • 0:21 his mask is so funny lol

  • People who are mad about this: you are the reason the Onion is so hilarious!! Thank you for making the smart people in America have something/someone to laugh at, daily. Unfortunately, the only people stupid enough to be upset about this are under 16, and therefore are too young to berate publicly about something so outrageous.

  • FUCK so HILARIOUS!!!!!! I almost cry of Laghting.COOOLLLL!!!

  • FUCK so HILARIOUS!!!!!! I almost cry of Laghting.

  • the tmz picture is true

  • @BatoMoonBieber Uhh.. my dad is 60 and he can stand on one hand AND jump. And there's such things as Waterproof masks that don't fall off in the water. what do you think they use in movies? Plus my dad can run and I bet do double the stuff JB can do. Just chiiiill. Everyone knows it's not true, so I don't get why you're making a big deal out of it.

  • OH MY GOSH this is so fake i mean if he was 51 "as u say" he's not gonna be able to stand on one hand or jump and if he's wearing a mask the water shouls take it off sp can u tell me y the water didnot take it when he swims n when gets in to the water?? plus a 51 years old man cannot run and the stuff that JB does it doesnot need a ginus to solve it

  • @BatoMoonBieber Michael jackson was 50 gonna be 51 soon and he could do moves ten times better than bieber....

  • @BatoMoonBieber

    Please have a brain lobotomy. If you fail to grasp satire *this* obvious you wont be missing out on much on life living in a coma 24/7.

  • hahah this video is fake as hell

  • @sgebran you are fake as hell idoit! this is onion do u even know wut onion do?!

  • @ashofchaostheory how old are you? ITS LOGICAL thas this is fake. why would a pervert being disguised like a teenager would tape his self singing a song? you can clearly see that his lips are not moving with the song . and plus this would be everywhere on the news of every country. plus dont call me an idiot. your the idiot believing this shit.

  • @sgebran yes u r an idiot coz u cant even read.... onion makes all these stuff like they r real but they r not u dumb fauck, u r 2yrs old nothin more... did u tell ure muma u r on the internet, i bet u have dreams about justin too :))) grow the fuck up n read a bit! yea just reading about justin the kido makes u more stupid.... go to onion n read about them they r there to fool idiots like u ughhhhh i wish i could slap u on the face!

  • LOL!!

  • He's fake... The video is true!!!

  • This is hella hilarious great shit

    

  • Thus is terrible, why would they make something do stupid? If they are trying to hurt someones feelings, it's not going to happen. There us always going to be someone who doesn't like him, he doesn't care! Intact he admitted it was funny! The stupid crap you people make up!!!

  • @sydney10k

    It seems to have hurt your feelings, or why would you be so upset?

  • hahaa.i wish its real!!!he is sucks!!ALL GIRL WHO KISS HIM HAD KISS A OLD MAN!!

  • I don't like Bieber, but where is that picture of Bieber's face peeling off? If it were real, wouldn't I have been able to find it? Though, I went thru every TMZ picture of Justin ..

  • ur fucked up :S

    'Nuff said :)

  • Haha, this is funny but I don't think it is true lol

  • I'm crying, this is so fucking hilarious! xD

  • Why would they do this?? R they trying to make us fans cry? They took it wayy 2 far!!

  • @prueandpiperhalliwel

    Fans of Justin Beiber take it way too far. Anyone who's as popular as Justin is going to get attention from people who don't like him as well. They understand this, why don't you?

  • OH DEAR.

  • lmao hahahahahahaaha LOL at the comment in all capitals :L

  • ha in your face u gay bastard

  • HAHAHAHA. This has made my day!!![: haha Justin Beiber has been destroyed xD

  • like this if instead of watching the vedio... read the words thats running at the bottom

  • these all r fake fck off men i cnt believe on jb now if its reall

  • @MultiKool11 Unfortunately, it's real...

  • @Metaleks ok if its real then when he swims the mask shld be taken off ...oh ya he culd wear a mask on his full body fckin fake n 51 years old cnt do a hip hop or cn do a btta karate all jbs fan dnt believe in this this all r fake jst wnt to mke him in a big trouble

  • I lol'd at OP's screen name.

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Wait, bahahahahaha!

  • wow. caleb was right....... YYYEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • 30-35s

    naziii

  • TheCraigslistKiller, your'e my rolemodel

  • @Bebexoxox123 now 1,057 ppl lost there lives by clicking dislike

  • Do U think it is true ????

  • @SuperLeila1999 its faked

  • @theclubpenguin1 No, it isn't. The Onion is the most reliable, honest news network. Its been doing news since 1753. How dare you besmirch their noble reputation with your wild accusations.

  • @supremethunderclap HAHA yeah sure if its honest, can u explain some things to me? 1. if justin bieber wears a wig how can he do the hair flip? 2. justin biebers voice cracked, ur voice dont crack when youre 51!! 3. if he is in prision then what did he do in hawaii after this video came up? and i have alot other things i want YOU to explain for me

  • @theclubpenguin1, @supremethunderclap is right... this is totally real, why would anyone want to make this up? or why would anyone want to lie to you personally? Other than the fact that you are a really funny 10 year old who doesn't get sarcasm?

  • @meamc im not 10 im older and why someone would made this up? becaouse they hate him? idk and ur really really dumb!!

  • @Bebexoxox123 Its fake, we know, now be happy. =)

  • :D Fucking HILARIOUS !

  • It's This True ? I don't like Justin Bieber but is it true anyway ? O:

  • This video made me laugh so fucking hard :D Whoever uploaded this video DUDE YOU MADE MY DAY ! THANKS TO YOU I STARTED SOO GOOD MY NEW YEAR ! ;)

  • @Bebexoxox123 get a life

  • then how is he singing like that is it a recording or something

  • @mermaid154 Voice program or lip sync. idk.

  • @gohsam2001 ohh ok thanks

  • i knew something like this would happen to him someday ........... or at least him being involved in with little girls and cops

  • piggyandgirl1:are you stupid?of course it isn`t!!

  • is this true??????????????????????????

  • @piggyandgir1 no, you dummy *o*

  • this made me oh so happy haha specially the first comment on here ahaa

  • u frkn made an 11yr old girl cry how can that make you happy??

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA SHUT UP LITTLE GIRLS HES A FAGGOT LIVE WITH IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • omg u sick people there is 9 to like 18 year old girls tht like him wat is wrong wit u guys do u people wnna be like hated bc guess wat u got wat u wish u sick basterdes u guys made an 11 year old girl cry u assholes i knoe u guys got no life but come on at least go 2 a bar nd cry abt it...u guys r so stupid u guys knoe justin bieber can sue ure asses u dumbasses go find something better 2 do wit ure life!

  • 1050 dont know what the onion is.

  • Interesting.. I'm not a big fan.. But Thats nasty..

  • and then he asked me to pee all over him......HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • LOL! This is Mastercard. In fact this is PLATINUM.

  • I was crying to what if it was real jasmine villages his relationship with her. I'm scared!!! That expalins all his twitters

  • does no one know what the onion movie is?? seriously everyone is taking this WAY to seriously!!

  • To musi być prawda.

  • bieberfever4forever: SHUT ASS HOLE U MADE ME CRY MY EYES OUT U BETTER DELETE THE YOUTUBE VIDEO OF YOU PRETENDING TO BE JUSTIN BIEBER U MADE ME FOR 20MINS DUMB ASS IT BETTER BE FAKE! u ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL, MOTHER FUCKER I HATE U IM ONLY 11 AND U MADE ME CRY AND CRY AND CRY BECUZ OF U VIDEO!!! PLEASE DELETE IT !! PLEASE

  • @TheCraigslistKiller dude youre 11 and you got language like that? lol justin beieber would be dissapointed ;) haha this vid is great i got a good laugh out of it

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  • @TheCraigslistKiller get a life

  • @TheCraigslistKiller HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A best comment ever!!! thanks for uploading that!!

  • @TheCraigslistKiller yes u r 11 !

    its a joke!!!! god when r u guys goin to get this|? onion is not a network like cnn or bbc. its satire !!!!

  • @TheCraigslistKiller

    Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

  • @TheCraigslistKiller - what's an 11-year old even doing on youtube? You're clearly too young to understand certain things, such as humour. Don't believe everything you see. It's called 'acting'.

  • sorry, this was aimed @bieberfever4forever

  • Ummm Anyone Notice Its By The Onion....? Its Obviously Fake... Dur!!!

  • LOOLOLOL WOW THEY SHOULD AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE IT SEEM REAL THIS IS SO FUCKNIG FAKE but i wish they'd done a better job :L

    that guy's nose is sticking out way too much to be masked into ajustin bieber nose thats much flatter and his eyes are way too small aswell .