The Cake Is A Lie Portal Custom Map

[SexMaster63]

Is there any way to get this map? I want to try out various cheats, etc..

[DARKWAFFL]

This is what i have from hacking a porn website SO FAR..

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[DARKWAFFL]

@DARKWAFFL IM SORRY I JUST WANTED TO POST RANDOM

[ToughACTON8936]

[iminent typed]I like me some good old milk[/typed]

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I have just posted some super Text FX!

[corkeyIIonthebus]

@ToughACTON8936 what do you think this is? html with dodgy parentheses?!? Lawl....

[ugoboom100]

why don't you turn on god mode

[KnightRider2796]

WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT A PORTAL NEXT TO THE CAKE AND ANOTHER NEXT TO YOU INSTEAD OF GOING INTO AN OBVIOUS TRAP? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????­??????

[glimpsofhell]

mom: was that really worth it for cake.

Me: YEA!

[200puppy7]

ha the cake is not a lie i can see it

[nimmynammy]

the cake killed you



[ENEMYAC130ABOVE100]

half of this video was the guy who kept going to the same place just to watch the turret die... thats sad

[Greencable11]

Witch portal is that lol!!!

[explorertotodile]

lol there are more likes on the top comments then they are on the actual video!

[Inomod1]

@explorertotodile

Comments are hilarious, video is mediocre at best.

[9000sw]

1:43 so near

[JcLeAwesome]

Why didn't you just use the companion cubes to take out the turrets? Just saying.

[manal1888]

49 people wanted to taste the chocolate of the cake

[pascottoz]

both top comments r 100 likes...

[swim2themooon]

@pascottoz 101....

[AshKatchem1]

in meeting room: cave: okay, there is TOO much expensive equipment being broken.

any suggestions on how to fix this? Man 1: place fake cake and make people put their lives at stake for nothing! cave: good, good. Man 2: Make sentry turrets to kill those heartbreakers and when they die, open a secret panel and scrape them inside an incinerator!: cave: =D. Announcer: now look at the long fall boot promo.XD

[blocko666]

@slutmufinxxx That my friend, i do not know, i simply put in a comment in which stating the reference to cave johnson and the turret

[wizzard9988PL]

Nice map. I like your idea. Where you create this?

[kloplop321]

Were you playing with a NES controller?

[TheSamonoske1000]

every step u take u get hurt.

[ipad6451]

0:38 looks like that turret was rofled

[freshD1806]

You have a portal device and WALK towards the cake!? WTF

[GamingDeathrow]

THE CAKE ISN'T A LIE! GLaDos lied about you HAVING the cake!

[123creeperguy]

Cave Jhonnson: aperture fer sure wait what? THE COMBUSTABLE LEMONS ARE DONE! YES!

[LivysAnime123]

No cake for >SUBJECT NAME HERE<

[TheUnit538]

from just seeing you playing this it really looks like you suck at portal

[Hoffman536]

0:32 Oh SHOOT! 5 Turrets! I'm gonna show them! 0:36 One down! Four left! 0:48 Two down! Three left! 0:56 Three down! Two left! 1:03 Four down! One left! 1:10 All down! Let's get tha cake! :) 1:40 F**K! YOU! GLa! DOS! *Died*

[adamallegretta]

why not just put a portal on the wall next to the cake...

[clubpenguintvization]

@adamallegretta BECAUSE THERE IS 5 TURRETS THERE. THEY CAN SHOOT HIM.

[trancanhphu]

Ok, our sentries aren't working well. Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[ryanw2ooo]

You need to work on aligning your textures. Other than that, it's a pretty good map! Great job!

[Thecrazymerio]

Did wheatley make this map? IT'S GENIUS!

[shadowlucariokid2]

Last portal was a camper.

[timster568]

Why not use a portal to get there?* to get to the cake

[SkullingtonMusic]

potals on the floor ^^

[vidzlover13]

how i do to create?

[supergamer1221]

@vidzlover13 what?

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@supergamer1221 He/she wants to know how to make a Custom Map.

[supergamer1221]

@2KingdomHearts345243 oh...he/she can watch 3kliksphillip tutorials on how to use the hammer editor and create custom maps

[AGoldSoldier]

does anyone wonder how chel survives when she hits a wall? i mean she only has braces on her legs

[stackman1525]

@AGoldSoldier The boots work by gyroscopes, so the gyroscopes throw the boots into the wall, effectively making Chell stand an a wall monentarily.

[AGoldSoldier]

@stackman1525 thats neet :3

[AGoldSoldier]

@stackman1525 i mean neat

[GLaDOSx9000]

lame -.-

[uNcl55]

what a gamepad monkey

[WhosTechnicaL]

The Cake Is A Lie, The Cake Is Not A Cake, The Cake Is A Pie

[scratchyoshi]

actually, you can tell it's computer because of the Crosshair. If blue is at the left, then you know it's on computer. If on right, it's on xbox or playstation

[Gobbikins]

This wasnt played on a computer....

[spiersaz]

@Gobbikins lol what do you know?

[SuperMichaelBrothers]

thumbs if the sound chell makes when she walks is annoying

[awesomedude894]

how do u make a custom map?

[Zachdudeio2]

PORTAL BEHIND IT

[odstfan100]

lol no cake for you haha

[GwanThwei]

how...exactly did you die?

[ultraisaac2]

@GwanThwei i takeing a guess of a heart attack from excitement...

[THEHmuwantmore]

The Deadly Nurotoxins Killed the Player when going to the cake

[TheRiotmaster]

why not shoot a portal under the cake?

[blocko666]

i must hurt pretty bad to get shot by a turret, the shott the whole bullet! thats 65% more bullet

[PluMGMK]

@blocko666 per bullet.

[HallOfMeat1234]

@PluMGMK nope more bullet it was a portal 2 trailer

[AVanimations]

@HallOfMeat1234 its still the same turrets, and cave did the voiccing that means its really realy old bcs he died way ahed of portal 1.

[roblokzd]

@blocko666 lol

[0606indy]

@blocko666 per bullet

[VNdoug]

@blocko666 wat

[watsonj13]

@blocko666 per bullet.

[Ozzzie968]

@blocko666 IN EVERY SHOT!

[Yzacata]

@blocko666 You must hurt pretty bad to get shot by a turret, the "shott" the whole bullet? Uh what?

[blocko666]

@Yzacata it was a typo, god

[jokerace321]

what did you record this with?

[Rufio0707]

LOl. did you really have to look at everyone every time they went through the port :P

[Ldinos]

who disliked this? this is a nice map!

Tip: if you use the source SDK hammer, take the entity tool, take the env_cubemap, put a cubemap, properties, brush face: 64X64 and compile. Then write in the console "buildcubemaps" and your walls will glow!!

[akatsuki973]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[groxkiller585]

Just a few tips:

A: Try to learn how to add the blue recessed lights, it can make any room looks way more professional even if that's all you add.

B: You may wanna work a bit more on the turned wall part, add a metal bit. it's not easy but it makes it look farm ore profesional.

Apart form that good try! =D