The most random, hilarious and freaky Yahoo Answers ever found!

[daberko120ch]

The second one wasn't random, hilarious, or freaky at all. Someone asked a question, a strong minded person came along and brought his perception into the question. All people should answer like him/her. Let's elaborate to make people understand and hopefully make them stop doing stupid things. I was also offended because I answer like that.

[whitemanstand72]

I think most of them were trolls LOL but well funny.

[zeepycookie]

I typed in "Stoned Cows how to get the search me" and this pops up...

[isabellayessi]

My cat turned into a alien and how can i get him back to normal?

HAHAHA that was mines few months ago.

[CaptainwiggIes]

When she said she played with her sons penis and said he was almost 14, I really hope that meant 14 months not 14 years,.

[freefall742]

.........wow... gay cousin. it seems like a story a kinky site would have.

[Indomiful]

All the questions are like "3 minutes ago".. Kinda suspecious lol

[123098tor]

1:35 i think u need some baby name

[Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX]

How do i get in contact with bigfoot

bigfoot@yahoo.com

ROFL!!!

[Litterboxer529]

I just answered one that was :*If you dropped a Cheetoh off the Empire State building, and into someones mouth, would they die?* Seriously how do people get this shit?

[ThreeDaysOfDan]

lol the gay cuzins shit ahh lmfao and i thought watching my dogs do it was wrong XD

[BronzeRatz]

Most of these are just trolls anyways.

[reido66]

awww shit! the first one is fucked up! but its probably a troll anyway.

[JaiJaiKid]

lmao 1:35

[cam10121c]

@ 0:39 does she mean that he wants to smell her feet but if she say no then he will give her $100?

[CatFaceJay]

Like in the other video some one joked about ostriches its funny coz we know he actually dosent fancy ostriches but the very first one was way wrong. Cant folk stick to trolling about poop or animals? Lack of skill trollers...

[CatFaceJay]

I did not like this one as much as other viedos on trolls as there is too much sex. And some frankly disturbing ones which were probably jokes but we cant be sure and even if they were jokes some things are too far. I asked do cats really have opposable thumbs as a joke/troll question and it was deleted yet it was genuinely funny/stupid, and a nicer subject and more intelligent than sick sex stuff. It mentioned a communist govement conspiracy too lol.

[undds]

2:30 wtf how do you NOT mean to have sex??

LOL @ the gay cousin thing...imo one's gay the other is bisexual

[shackaduck]

0:21 WTF

[StPatrickDayMassacre]

wtf they were covered in blood after sex that's fucking weird.

you need to get that checked out

[gtamythmaster43]

3:14 is the least wierd one on this list.

[amazondotcombuyer]

lol at bigfoot@yahoo.com 2:07

[PlatypusTM]

Kool Kids Klub

[FunnyGuy5051]

me and gabby @ 1:48 have the same prob lol and maybe @ 2:52 i thought about

[brandong5678]

they were all posted like 3 minutes ago

[xoalyssa311]

this videos really funny, not gonna lie, but there is nothing funny at all about cutting or suicide.

[BenjaminKuruga]

@xoalyssa311 It is, mainly the fact that these people get on Yahoo and ask Yahoo "Is gasoline a good PAINfree way to do it?" fucking noobs

[NyxesRealms]

Unfriendabledotcom is this without the cool music.

[NyxesRealms]

Unfrienabledotcom is this without the cool music.

[Thekillerrabbit1000]

having sex with a relative..........sure ur not gay

[msButterflyFlowers]

OMG the song makes it even funnier! haha

[tuddyfruity4]

what's with all the sex with cousins??

[madaszuko123]

the song?

[YesIm10]

3:48 was a pretty legit question.

[xDSweetBunny13]

13 Dislikes have had these problems or have a gay cousin xD

[ImNotYourFriend212]

The first question: wrong wrong wrong. I'm calling ACS. Second question: Lol I think I've answered this question to be funny. Lmao.

[JackOfBlades434]

#2 Pneumo whatever

[eserrette2006]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD @ I am not sure.... but is my cousin gay?

Definitely the best one! XD OMG! @ why did I bleed before sex.

[huyup123456]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!­!!!!!!! Yahoo Answers is the best. Except for people in p&s who are obsessed with their contacts as if their contacts are much more than internet strangers.

[bookwormadv]

that cousin is gay

[flyviralhits]

not even funny

[Dantexshadows]

A good song for these questions man. All of you don't know how many of these I see on there.

[MilleniuMProductionZ]

LOL

[crest2598]

Darkness doesn't technically exist. Darkness is just the absence of light. Cold does not technically exist, it is simply the absence of heat.

[PunkIsTheStuff]

@crest2598 what's next? santa clause? the tooth fairy? FUCK YOU MAN

[crest2598]

@PunkIsTheStuff Your in denial, it's ok. This universe doesn't really exist, it is our conscience that generates everything around us. We are the universe, we have devolved from our natural state of existence of pure energy and consciousness to these materialistic fragile clumps of meat.

[undds]

@crest2598 or it could be light technically doesn't exist it is just the absence of darkness. Heat doesn't technically exist as it is just the absence of coldness.

[daberko120ch]

@crest2598 accually cold IS heat, it's just a small measurable amount of heat.

[VromNath]

The guy asking for advice on suicide needs to read MS Paint Adventures. It cured MY depression right before act 2 of Homestuck.

[NihilisticSliceshow]

i love

0:49

1:44

[TheWigglyTurtle]

The guy at 3:04 is a pervert. A funny one...

[Pr0nuser100]

1:27 moar like reverse pedophilia

[chobe156]

i lol'd at the guy who had gay buttsex with his cousin and asks god for forgivness.

[Digits1234]

@chobe156 I wonder if it's the same guy who asked if his cousin was gay

[TheTanman1234543]

3:25 made my day LOLOLOL

[EvilApple567]

Wow... um yeah. If ur guy cousin sucks ur dick and you LIKE it...

YOU BOTH ARE FAGS!!11!!!

[emoshady95]

3:40 = dumbass

[BlossomGrace]

LOL i see stupid stuff like this on yahoo and google all the time! just go on google and type something like "Why do i" in the search bar and see the suggestions XDXD

[FlyFFGamingStudios]

1:15 He grew up to be a dildo

[erinmegastar]

lmao to some of these but the bottom one on 1:53 isnt funny, its kind of serious :/

[MichaelKylecp]

Cuz i got high



[jackanoryjames]

Gabby H (1:52) is a legit question.

[Nataruma]

I can't help but think 90% of those were joke questions. If not, these people seriously need to stop breeding.

[CommanderRaiden]

Too much ignorance T.T

[Matrixman12345]

most of these are 3 minutes before your video....nice >:(

[Condition1Latin]

@Matrixman12345 I noticed that too. Then the stories seem like they're from the same person.

[Chik0r0]

How dare him to ask if his cousin is gay. He just came in his mouth, rubbed his penis, had a blowjob by him AND HE DARES TO SAY HE'S GAY?!

[DaBombastic7]

lmao at the acai berryy reply

[happylandable]

lol bigfoot@yahoo.com

[pleasepip]

pretty great

[thedragonslayerking4]

sweet your playing because i got high by afroman

[djjosemaster]

That song goes great with the video hahahaha nice job.

[mmmkaythen]

Stomach craps,thats hot.

[DarkMetaWolf64]

Holy crap....

At 1:51!!!!

My name is Gabby H (but not my yahoo name)

and that cutting thing made me feel weird!!! o_o

i mean sometimes i get a little emo but seriously

[MyFriendGetsRabies]

Im gonna ask : " Why do some women cross the street at 8 PM "

If u cant figure that out, maybe this'll help : Im extremely random

[Darkdragon5091]

how do you comment on youtube videos

casue i cant find a way to comment

hahahaha

nahh that gay cousin is disturbing

[justinatorator]

is it coincidence that the videos length is 4:20?

[rainbowchic03]

look at the times: 4 minutes ago

3 minutes ago

Its the same person. That ruined the funniness of it

[Amakelapetou2]

I am actually familiar with the use silly crackers. He frequents the oc&g section.

[wtfmaker2596]

0:10 wtf i hope shes joking

[XoBreeRoX]

I like how @ 2:30, he's basically like, "I had sex with my cousin, we're both boys, BUT NO HOMO."

The fact that they're related doesn't matter, but he needs to make sure people know he's not gay.

[darkreflection7]

LOL I WONDER IF HIS COUSIN IS GAY GUYZZZ

[Jade049]

hilarious

[ffhk1]

1:42 WIN

[KellyMRWeymer]

Um, no he isn't telling African Americans to mate with their children.

[Csp499]

Good god, man...

The racist ones were hilarious, but the "Gay Cousin" one made me reel back in terror.

[maxhappyface]

dude.... I almost cried. :( yuk

[oCYBERPUNKo]

how is babby formd

how gurl get pragnent

[hotdot200]

who kill their babby because there babby cant fright back?

[ArM00geddon]

@oCYBERPUNKo

You need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babby because there babby cant frigth back?

It was on the news this mroing. A woman in ar who kill her 3 kids. They take her kids to new york, too lady to rest. My pary are with teh father who lost his chrilden; I am truley sorry for your lots.

[EABchannel333]

3:12 um, thats disturbing...(is skarred for life)

[wargamemaster]

@EABchannel333 same here

[soldierside365]

lol at the ''HELL YEAH'' when asked if you dance crazy when no one is looking

[BROWNBEAR219]

OMG the one about the sons dick is so funny.But how do you people make this yahoo videos.

[hotdot200]

you need a computer and a brain :)

[Satashii]

Omg the cousin one fucking creepy.

[TheExperimentalFreak]

1:08 I dance crazy when people ARE looking

[hotdot200]

Your not alone :)

[bulls7123]

Hah this was funny, good music to go with it.

[unlinkedthunder]

why do I vomit blood when I eat dirt?

.. Stop eating dirt LOL

[rangetill125]

is my cousin gay? that was so gross! wtf! ur gay kid! omg it felt soo good?? wtf?? r u sick!?!?

[TheExperimentalFreak]

you realise that omg means observe my gayness right?

[RikuReplicate]

...

*Observing his gayness*

Yep, it's gay alright.

[TheExperimentalFreak]

very kind of you

[rangetill125]

ok the first one..

[Kooptroopa]

It seems there's also no limit to the lack of punctuation in video title cards.

[jacklanting]

THE FIRST ONE WAS SO CREEPY! I was about to throw-up for sure.

[ignas1130]

I don't know who are the more retarded people. The ones that come up with these questions, or the dumbasses who actually think these questions are serious.

They are made for the "lulz".

[TheExperimentalFreak]

Same people arent they?

[pugsarenumba1]

Awkward questions on google.....

[robotzombiee]

lol @ gay cousin

[angelsface200]

That was just

Creepy O.o

Lol

[formless777]

Some people are so stupid they shouldn't be allowed to have sex in case they accidentally breed and pass on their genetic disease of brain dead retardation.

[IdioticFishPie]

Thats sick... But some of its funny lol

[sickiedickie1280]

Can you get salmonilla from jacking off with mayonaisse and not washing afterwards?<<<< weirdest question ive seen on there.

[violinartist1]

ummmm... mayonnaise?  Really?

[nintram]

crap! , i thought this website was healthy for kids

[RamboLurch]

Yo mad props on finding all of those.

Its about time someone made a video of all those ridiculous questions.

[CubsFan2812]

The first one was HILLARIOUS!!

[hotdot200]

;) ;)