The Marty Show - 2 Girls 1 Cup

[xLikeABossx]

You look really cute at 0:55-1:00

:D

[MrCarnivour]

the 2 girls video is so disgusting! bah!:(

i felt a bit like you afterwards!

[deltadawson101]

I clicked on this expecting something hilarious. I got it!

[darkvision1]

reminds me of my dad watching it lol. i knew better..he didnt good times

good vid

[Dormixi]

I've always wanted to watch that video... and at the same time, I'm afraid I might be scarred for life. o_o;

[sawer999]

you will, you will

[chadster137]

Ohh I'm sure you will be, I know I am

[cocoa1211]

Don't even, it's just.... you can't even get through the first 10 seconds without gagging.

[MaliusEpiphany]

I didn't get disgusted or anything.

[skeven0]

the same with mz

[XemoC0okieX]

my schoolmate puke'd while watching 2girls1cup so yeah DO NOT WATCH IF U HAVE BAD STOMACH ! xD

[slaminaevil6]

where do i find it?

ive looked high and low

[CaptainAwesome172]

trust me you DO NOT want to find that video

[cocoa1211]

It's so hard to find these days, but if you search hard enough you should be able to find it.

[lxn271]

I went through similar emotinal traumas after it

[Ahbez]

it's not that bad

[someguy2003]

Great advice. I totally went through all these stages

[Paulosoy]

i love the screaming part, i havent seen that video, only the reactions of people.

[SynysterGates30]

You have to see it. U might cry, gag or get aroused though.

[Tailz531]

Lol I did get rid of my internet after watching that vid.

And I haven't been on the internet since

[everlastrules1234]

so are you a ghost or something?

wtf man!!

[xavizdravko]

great!!!!

[colinshepard]

lol that poor cup

[tazer95]

I watch it every time I want to get out of school. I.E. it makes me puke.

[29spike]

Dang I looked the video up on wikipedia and it said some vile things I cannot describe even reading it it made me feel weird

[29spike]

That Poor cup :,(

[29spike]

Oh My God dude I was eating popcorn the same time I was watching this video :)

[SoloxWalkaz]

LOL dammit i have seen alot of 2 gurls 1 cup reaction buh urs waz fukken funny xDxDxDxDxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ROFLMFAOOL ur screamin waz hilarious xD

[noobydiablo]

i love the screaming!

[StellaTortuga]

Read about 2 girls 1 cup on wiki before you watch it guys . . you'll learn enough to know to avoid it.

[maskedbrothersinc]

never again! that vid was scary. And im still recovering

[gregory78989]

i thought you were going to get rid of the 2 girls one cup video....

[StellaTortuga]

he didn't get elected :(

[Yorkaman]

oh my god that was not good! I watched it, oh my god, heed my warning: DO NOT WATCH IF YOU DONT HAVE AN EXTREMELY STRONG STOMACHE!

[8Steinadler8]

2 Girls 1 cup is so perverted!

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[ernie645]

I HATE YOU CAUSE YOU MADE ME WONDERING WHAT THAT VIDEO IS AND I TREW UP!!! NOW IM SCARED!!! hopefully not for life

[ZilchZone]

Oh, dude!! You need to listen to Marty next time and NOT watch that video!!

- Andrew

[ernie645]

I learned some thing, LISTEN TO MARTY!

[revan210]

Great video as always

[ZilchZone]

Thanks, revan210! Glad you liked it...

- Andrew

[shoppersgirlforever]

LMAO MARTY!!! That was the best review ever! I had no idea anything good could ever come from the 2 Girls 1 Cup video. Thank you!!

[ZilchZone]

Much appreciated! Glad you enjoyed it...

- Andrew

[PnzrDiv666]

I actualy never seen the 2 girls 1 cup video, just heard all the crap bout it. So one day I searched for it to see wtf all the fuzz is about? but all I find is alot of reaction videos. So im yet to see it...

[d5gdf56gdfg]

Watch it its not that bad if you have a strong stomach.

[shoppersgirlforever]

trust me you don't want to see it!!!

[stodz109]

nice work dude subbed

[Republic1allience]

i saw that, i almost puked,

how about 2 guys one horse?

or church of fudge or one girl one horse

[ZilchZone]

I don't think I'll be searching for those videos you mention. Thanks for the suggestion, though. LOL

- Andrew

[revan210]

I almost threw up at 2 guys one horse

[AngusYoungDeciple]

"that poor cup" lmao

[Dan4157]

that was so great

[hostilcrew]

I pissed in my pants man....

this is the humor i love, especially the stage 4

[fuckedupspaz123]

hahah DABDA!

great vid!

[Bernesemountaindog25]

very funny, i loved how marty spoke to his mother's picture about it and suddenly chokes a bit "Just naturally body functions, URGH! Lmao

[oneeyedgeek]

"that poor cup" LMFAO!!!

[Shrimpnach]

Was that your real bed?

It's small.

[ZilchZone]

Naw, Marty was just huddled in the corner.

Marty actually sleeps on the lower part of a bunk bed. His stuffed animal collection sleeps in the top bunk.

- Andrew

[vAndrooov]

Favorite parts:

"That poor cup..."

"In fact, if I were you, I would consider getting rid of the internet altogether."

LOL

[HappyPeachy6]

That was de-freakin-lightful

[rednecksinspace]

XD that was funny!

[LovelyLittleGirls]

THIS IS HILARIOUS! :D

I've seen 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I didn't vomit, luckily.

But I did have nightmares.

D:

[akm2856]

I've actually never seen 2 girls, 1 cup, but after finding out what happens in it and seeing countless reactions to, I have decided it's something I will never, ever, watch.

[akm2856]

*too*

Damn, I forgot to proofread my comment.

[pusho12]

there is worse videos out there one of a man doing something psychotic which i wont speak anymore on account of it giving me nightmares and if you do see it stop after you see the knife it doesn't get better

[HOOSIERLOVER]

Thanks Marty for another fine Public Service Announcement. Lettuce create a National Save the Cup Day. Perhaps Walmart would donate some type of cleaning solution that we may use in order to preserve our 1 cup.

[Xanapus]

After seeing this video I tried to find the actual "2 girls 1 cup" video but I can't find it and I'm thinking maybe it's for the best.

[ZilchZone]

Xanapus -

PLEASE for the love of God, do not watch it.

- Andrew

[Xanapus]

LMAO I gave up and decided it's probably best that I don't watch it. I don't want nightmares even though I have no clue what it's about.

[Shinowakin5]

When i saw that..I just realized, another side of the world..a sick side

[ZilchZone]

Shinowakin5 -

Yeah, that's definitely a world that I could have gone without knowing about.

- Andrew

[DarkNinja2010]

LMAO

[vonzingyouth]

that was one of the best renditions of 2 girls one cup reactions ive seen so far

[shortylindsay]

omg this is the funniest thing ever!!!! lol i cant stop laughing!!!! haha

[imtheminer]

i am? =)

[imtheminer]

yeah my mind was not well for a couple of days i thought regualr people did tht good thing there are only a few =/

[Yahiry]

I have to say, very creative, Andrew. You gave me a reason to laugh at something for a few good hours. Kudos!

[Yahiry]

Or should I say... *cough* Marty! ... Hope you recover entirely.

[ZilchZone]

Wow, "a few good hours" of laughing?!? You're my new favorite viewer!

- Andrew

[imtheminer]

BRINGS BACK SHITY MEMORIES  -----

[ZilchZone]

Too true, imtheminer. Too true.

- Andrew

[blondeatheart47]

haha hes just kidding, all of you people who are making that big of a deal

[xenoxaos]

LMAO! HAHAHA

[t3hXroJo]

i love how everyone thinks that video is so horrible, they need to experience to REAL internet before they complain about that video.

[TEETHHURTS]

Where is this "real" internet? I must know!

[mynameisjeff2]

LOL  Love The Last Part

[kikhuana]

I've never actually seen the original, but I have seen "2 cats, 1 cup".

But this one... it must've been horrible.

Shh, I know. It's okay now, Marty.

[JustenLoganShow]

haha

damn

that brings back great memories. I had to literally drag my friend Justen(while he was screaming and grabbing onto everything he could hold) and hold him up in front of the monitor to get him to watch it.

:D arent i a good friend?

btw awesome vid. That's about how justen reacted to the video, except he almost puked.

:D

[darklinkreturns]

Lol your popcorn went everywhere.

[Sirradal]

I shall strive to be worthy of my 'Favorite YT Commenter' post!

[Deathbreak911]

Ok, so there I was about to watch the videos.... BUT, I also wanted a brownie. "ah, screw it, I'll get the brownies in a minute" I thought...

After the video... er... never again will I eat brownies

[ZilchZone]

Likethelegos -

Yeah, 2 Girls/1 Cup is definitely not a video you want to see right after a big Thanksgiving dinner.

- Andrew

[Sirradal]

You have a weak stomach. I still eat chocolate, I just have yet to kiss a woman on her lips. I don't plan on it. EVER.

[Boozle061083]

Don't worry I don't think the girls can find you in your mom's basement...oops, I mean your Super Kewl bachelor pad :D

[Sirradal]

Thanks for the insuring words bro.

[senorcupcake]

I don't allow girls in my Super Kewl bachelor pad. I highly recommend such a safe and cootie-free environment. Here's hoping you never have to kiss a girl ever!

[Sirradal]

Haha

[Likethelegos]

i watched that. before i watched it i was like "Im Hungry" but then i thought i'd wait. i am very glad that i actually wated.. O_o

[lylinglia]

i saw it five times in one day with out doing anything. Its just what those two girls wanted to do. Its sorta like a dog. cuz dogs eat their poo sometimes and their puke. and everyone still loves dogs.

[Sirradal]

I don't recall seeing a dog eat his fecies, and/or vomit. Humans are discusting. Some animals are too, but animals are dumb. I don't expect much from them.

Plus I thought those chics were hot, and am VERY dissappointed in them.

P.S. Ever since I saw that vid (some time ago, i think it was last year, or maybe earlier this year) I have seen others like it, and have come to the conclusions that I shall NEVER kiss a woman on her lips. EVER.

That is all.

[ZilchZone]

Sirradal is my new favorite YouTube commenter.

- Andrew

[Sirradal]

Really? SWEET!

[jermd1990]

I've owned several dogs in my lifetime. Every single one of them ate their poo.

Humans *are* animals. Dumb animals at that.

[skoobasteeve]

why would you watch it over and over again o.o?

and yeah if some chick eats her own fecies (a.k.a. shit!) theres most likely something wrong with them...

well that or they hit some bad times reall really really BAD times

[xRowreedx]

I find it humorous that the stages of death are applied to that video- but with all good reason, I agree.

[knexxfanatic]

what is it about?

[yahhh123456]

it is about two girls throwing-up in each-others mouths, i saw it, and threw-up on my keyboard.

[Hannah1145]

i saw it a long time ago like almost a year ago and i did not know it was that i tought they where just eating so i looked it up and i almost vomited i chould not see the rest of it

[Hannah1145]

lmfao

[iceslices]

LOL THIS GUY IS THE MAN.

[mrcop0l0]

i watched that once... now u have to donate though... my friend got pissed and i was like " u like that?!!?!?" body modification or what ever is worse, its a contest to see how much u can hurt urself, it is 1000X as worse as that...

[headfirstforhalos93]

I feel your pain.

A person I will not mention sent that to me. I could not believe what I saw. I didn't even get through it.

*hugs*

It'll be ok...

[rhoadsisagod]

Again, dude...you fuckin' rock.

[ZilchZone]

Thanks, rhoadsisagod!  And you f*ckin' rock for saying so...

- Andrew

[icrynuxfire]

Arghhhh i died when i watched this.

[kickhersidewayz]

im probly gonna ruin every1 that wants to trick peaple into watching that nasty stuff but my buddy got me to watch it i watch secs of it so ill let u know wat it is its 2 girls crapping into a cup and well eating it or something

[iMAKEgrownMENcry]

Zomg.

You're awesome.

*Subscribe.*

[ZilchZone]

Thanks, iMAKEgrownMENcry! I hope you enjoy your stay in the Zilch Zone!

- Andrew

[mylifeizmusic]

This video made me subscribe. Luckily, I refuse to watch 2 girls, 1 cup.

Looks painful.

[ZilchZone]

Trust me, mylifeizmusic, you don't want to see 2 girls/1 cup.

Thanks for subscribing!

- Andrew

[RenegadePaladin]

Oh man. I am so, so sorry you had to endure that horror show. Seriously, passing that along to people should be classed a crime against humanity.

[MICHELLESHORTLAND]

lol that reaction was amazing!!! loved it

[ZilchZone]

Thanks, MICHELLESHORTLAND. Glad you liked it...

- Andrew

[clicksmarter]

Hi, sent by Buck, anyway, this reaction was cool.

subbing to zilchzone.

[ZilchZone]

Thanks for subbing, Jim. That Michael Buckley is a good guy, huh?

- Andrew

[rasputin37]

i would just like to say you are totally bonkers!!

[ZilchZone]

I'll take that as a compliment, rasputin37!

- Andrew

[superherogirl2]

i demand an explanation! i'm too chicken to go look on my own... haha

[caseyscaptions]

Rofl best video ever. I enjoyed it! Keep it up!

[ZilchZone]

Thanks, caseyscaptions. Glad you like it!

- Andrew

[Laur047]

i heard it's sooo NAST!!! ghuh! gross!!

[lizzizzmyname]

Common now by the title u had to know somthing was u :P u remind me of jim carry btw...out of randomness also ur awsome keep the vids up :)

[ZilchZone]

Thanks for watching, lizzizzmyname!

- Andrew

[ZilchZone]

fairyprincessxxxx -

Good plan. Keep your innocence intact and DON'T see it.

- Andrew

[zanetrusdal1]

*sigh* i feel bad for u mate...seriously ='[ i havent watched it and i never plan to but some friends saw it....

[neptho]

For a one hit wonder, Andrew -

I keep coming back.. unlike Woody's dreck. Remind him that he sucks for me?

[Warbird13]

Woody can still out write you, neptho. He writes fan fiction, damnit! How cool is that? He writes freaking Halo fan fiction and it's actually GOOD! I don't see any other at Runawaybox doing that! Do you? Huh? HUH?

Yes, I kid, of course.

[neptho]

I actually saw that.. and I looked.

I saw paragraphs upon paragraphs of setting up a scene for some videogame, and my eyes glazed over with disinterest.

You're right - it's quite similar to watching "Elevator."

[Warbird13]

Bah! Nonsense! There's just no accounting for taste these days.

Really, he's a very good author. I ought to know, I've read some of it. :-)

[neptho]

I am no Noble Laureate, but.. you're reading videogame fan fiction. That's gotta be a gateway to acid, meth.. or furry porn.

I have no actual problem with Woody; I just started tormenting him when he made a really bad vlog, and have continued to do so. :)

[Warbird13]

I not only read it, I write it, too (under a different name). I must say that writing FF is an anti-drug for me; I'm using paper for printing rather than rolling doobies.

I didn't realize you were just kidding around with him. My mistake. :-)

[TerraHv1]

hehe, I've only ever heard of this... and it's making me very curious...

[ZilchZone]

DON'T watch it, TerraHv1!! You'll regret it forever...

- Andrew

[jarcool69]

It's still not nearly as bad as BME Pain Olympics.

[R4ndomCrap]

I could only get as far as watching other peoples' reaction to "it". I would not subject my own personal eyes and mind to such.

[ZilchZone]

Good plan, R4ndomCrap. You don't need to watch it...ever!

- Andrew

[Tricia3810]

I only saw snippets of "it" through what some of the reaction vids showed.. even that was enough to completely gross me out. I have a pretty high tolerance for grossness, but there has to be a line somewhere.

[EddyGurge]

I am so happy to see this posted here :)