Opie & Anthony: Death by Chocolate

[Redbob86]

"Who can take a swan dive,

Right into a vat,

And when they pulled him out,

He smelled like a burning cat?

The Clumsy Asshole Man!

The Clumsy Asshole Man!

The Clumsy Asshole can cuz he filled his lungs with chocolate and he's a clumsy asshole!"

[lschwob]

Opie stinks.

[phillyfanmatt]

Mary was on her period I guess

[MindstormRecs]

How the fuck could you be related to this guy and still believe in god after going through that? Really?! Especially after the guy prayed for a job and then died lol

[Redbob86]

@MindstormRecs

Um...he fell....pretty easy to still believe actually. Those who would actually lose their faith over the STUNNING realization that life in this world is not eternal, they tend to be full of themselves and probably never had much to faith to begin with. The death was just an emotional cataylist to justify what they already believed in deep down.

People die, it sucks but you get over it.

[Snoofalah]

My condolences to the family; I send them lots of Hugs and Kisses.

[Snoofalah]

This story's a "Whopper."

[BlueMoonz55]

Clumsy Asshole song must be made. Nahow.

[Docthal010]

and what did you do when you fell in to the vat of chocolate...I DIED!..lmfao!!!

[5effect]

MMMIIIKE lol always gets me

[PrivateAckbar]

They pull this guy out he looks like Han Solo in carbonite. They sell him in a big plastic box at easter. "He should be quite well protected. If he survived the horrific scolding process, that is"

[wannabesedated00]

eesh, that actually sounds fuckin awful, fuckin funny bit what a shitty way to go though

[MoPapparani]

Doe mixer sounds like a joke Chip would tell...tss...tss

[boobtuber06]

Poor man was met with a Hershey Kiss of death

[catdogzxc]

so its not rasberry in that candy

[RyanWright999]

Had he worked at a pillow factory, none of this would've happened..

[WolfTheAtheist]

@MissDEeCole

Yea its called audible or itunes

[MissDeeCole]

is there anywhere u can get daily show opie and anthony torrents like u can with howard stern and some other ppl?

[pwnpower]

Jimmy is fucking quick. Agitator against my brain was gold.

[TomMSTie]

Even though it is a tragedy, some onlookers couldn't help but SNICKER...ah boo.

[hollywoodwerewolf]

chocolate rain

[Messyman16]

Wait I'm confused, did they say his body was intact or did he get ripped into Reese's Pieces?

[Akirathedon92]

He was the sweetest man we knew...

[UberMan5000]

Why do people mourning about a guy that died in an accident always seem to just say what an all-around great guy he was and how sad it is that he's dead? For that matter, why is it that whenever there's TV news about a murder, they show a yearbook photo where the person is smiling and looks really happy? Don't jerks or unhappy people ever get murdered or die in industrial accidents?

[mophead2345]

he was really one of the 3 Musketeers. 

[Bebopopotamus]

@mophead2345 awful

[Messyman16]

poor guy, from what the family said he just sounded like an Almond Joy to be around

[andresmolina89]

chocolate rain

120 degree chocolate causes PAIIINNNN

XD FUCKING HYSTERICAL

[jeffster41394]

That dude that said Oompa Loompa was epic.

[gioDMP]

lmao this was helarious. im off choclate for a lil while but either way its fuckin funny hahah

[LilJoJo6861]

to do a civil case in judge nolans room otherwise the police that tracked u over the internet are sending a benchwarent on you and if they see or hear of you anywhere you WILL BE PUT IN JAIL IMMEDIATLY so have a nice day and see you there

[LilJoJo6861]

i'm a midget you should realy watch what you say on youtube you could get sued

[Bnasty101]

@LilJoJo6861 i dont like midgets, they disgust me in many ways. Try to sue me for that, and I'll counter you and win... stupid punk.

[LilJoJo6861]

@Bnasty101 see that would be mental abuse and harrasment i could sue you and win very easy i just got done talking to my lawyer about it and he says it would be a simple and easy case and we need you in muskegons 60th court district court house at 3:00 pm april 20th ...

[MrQuestionAuthority]

@LilJoJo6861

Would this be in a real court or an Ompa Lompa court? Can we settle out of court for shoe lifts and a big boy brand new booster seat?

[MrQuestionAuthority]

@LilJoJo6861

I love to call midgets "kickables". It's more respectful to the little genetic disaster.

[boobtuber06]

That's a hell of a Milky Way to die.

[thedancemetaltwins]

i wouldn't wanted the chocolate washed off me.

[andresmolina89]

holy shit

i havent laughed that hard in awhile

i think i soiled myself laughing so hard

[TheDarthEz]

The end was just fucking amazing...

[OboxerU]

I never laugh this hard at puns, but they have a way.

[theratkingfromTMNT]

laughed so hard i farted at the "clumsy asshole man" song.

[nickypeeps]

i came looking for this video just now because something reminded me of someone being called a clumsy asshole. i die from laughing at the thought of calling a guy who fell into a vat of chocolate and was killed a "clumsy asshole"

[thwrldsgr8st]

Hah. The dough mixer jokes were fucking classic. "Doe Mixer"

[KamikaziNinjaStriker]

He got killed by that...thingamajig.

[LAPunk1986]

He was survived by his Baby Ruth...

"What did he die of?" Ugh...Whatchamacallit.

[xoLOKIox]

hehehe.God must have killed this guy for a good laugh.

Almond Joy Boy;Chocolate on the out side,white on the inside.And just a little bit nutz...

[LoveDemon813]

i hav decided. i wanna die like this dude, i love me a hersheys

[theclarkhome]

The guy was actually a fascist dictator. So this actually ended his Chocolate Reign of terror.

[OboxerU]

*honk honk*

[ffhffhfhggjggjhkhklh]

yarsh delivers again

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

The irony was this guy was lactose intolerant

Waka Waka!

[DeimosSaturn]

Fuck, this sounds like a silly death in some cheesy horror movie. Anyone ever seen "Icecream man" with clint howard?

[rqbuchanan]

These are the best puns that I've heard in a while. I actually think about this sort of thing happening at food processing plants all the time.

[Andros1921]

their chocolate is to die for

[sltayo]

The family will get a settlement but it wont be for millions, just a junior mint, he he mrff

[TxBoarHunter]

As Jim would say, you fouled that one right of ur shin bone bud...

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Chocolate Rain! The agitator cracks my skull and leaves me brained!

[TheDrunkenCelt]

Goddamn I love puns

[coniccinoc]

O and A with Mr. Norton pile on the human fondue and the media coverage, and I say HILARIOUS! Amazing radio goodness. Bravo sirs.

[fms3626471]

True that!x

[K4800M3R5]

the guy who made the chocolate jesus has nothing on this factory now.

[Yarsh29]

"My Sweet Lord"?

[K4800M3R5]

is that the name of that chocolate statue, 'cause yea, how can u beat human fillin. might not taste great but its unique. no one has done it an i dont think no one is willin to do it

[adamse311]

This guy was a fon-douche.... Fn Jimmy!

[demondragon45]

but he melted IN MINE HINNEY!!!

lolz no homo

[muggen83]

Someone is getting some fun chocolate suprise on christmas.

[RetardedKid09]

Chocolate pain!!!

[ajr4888]

So it would be safe to say that this mans death was tragically delicious right?

....Get it?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[drivepro]

as the agitator cracked his spine in two,

[majinphilly]

Clumsy Asshole Can....

[TomMSTie]

I wondered how long it would take to make an Augustus Gloop reference.

When she heard the news, did his wife go to reese's pieces?

*car crash*

[eeilrahc]

But I want to know if he became an Almond Joy or a Mounds bar? Since it was a guy probably Almond Joy.

CRASH!

[demondragon45]

to correct yimmy's comment about the dudes ipod was actually playing chocolate rain.

to beat the dead horse of my last joke

he had butterfeet now he's a butterfinger for a change of pace

[deinse81]

I love Jim and Anthony's continuous worst joke contest.

[cornholio2490]

"who stands on the vat rim?" X )

[Alkaline02]

we do chocolate bar humor here =)

[johnnyd851]

brilliant doe comment by anthony

[viper61794]

he always had a hard exterior but a creamy center ahhhh booooo

[MoPapparani]

the employees heard his bones go CRUNCH!

[kittenready]

chocolate Oompa Loompa........delicious

[SadMammal]

Amazingly, this isn't the first time O&A have reported a 'guy-falls-to-his-death-in-a-v­at-of-chocolate' story; they did one years and years ago. My personal favorite line of the first was when Norton said, "Do you think before he sank he did a thumbs-up, then slowly went down?"

[MoPapparani]

oh, instant classic...I need to hear the whole bit now XD

love the 100 Grand line

[sman78spider]

and to my previous joke

*CRASH*

[JustinGentry19]

god damn, this is instantly one of my favorite bits.

[sman78spider]

oh my god, im in pain im laughing so hard, this is incredibly funny...

and delicious by the sound of it

[demondragon45]

wow the dude was a butterfinger.....oh wait.... he is a butterfinger XD