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  • lol prayer particles!!!ha man religion has got way to many people ,its repetitiveness is mindnumbing,and i hate how they make people believe they arent special and need help from an invisible force...prayer=wishing the universe will align to your needs.fail.

  • how do you know that God is outside of the universe? ..

  • Is this extremely ironic?

  • God permeates everything. He's right in there inside you too, and he can answer your prayers instantly.

  • @TaterGumfries God is "inside" me? Beacuse im pretty sure he is against that.

  • Finally - You've done it!! Very clear and easy to understand graphs. The graphs did it for me. It was in our grasp all this time - we just didn't GRAPH it! What will be your next Nobel endeavour? I can't wait. (time-travel? Puh-leeze???)

    Entertaining - thanks! (especially for drawing out MORE creationists predictable, entertaining comments)

    Gotta go sacrifice a kid and hack off another part of my wee-wee now...

  • @ All of you fearful atheists......Don't fear "hell". But do know that you are missing out on life. I do want to ridicule you, but I feel bad for you. I know what it's like to be lost and empty, and I can't quite tell you why, but if you choose to surrender your life (your way of thinking and doing things--how far has that gotten you?), and instead with the intention of loving and serving others, live the way your Creator designed you to function, you will experience something called joy

  • Vote if you don't want him to forget dark ennergy.i think that dark energy is demons while gravity is angels, and that the universe is expanding towards entropy because the vibrations of the universe cause by satan's dildo or something of the like is causing the entire universe to go into this metro liberal stage and this is empowering the demons so they are prevailing while the angels struggle to keep the universe together. Black holes are like angel cities. mini black holes are homes to fairys

  • This is bad logic on a lot of different levels. There is no distance between the material and non material.

  • @c1zx Lol! I hope you're joking. Though if you've made this claim in earnest please feel free to prove it. I'm sure you've got some references and evidence supporting you right¿ Personally I'm very interested in how you came to your conclusion. At the very least you have to pass from the realm of material to that of the immaterial right¿

  • @ReverendWyrm You think I'm joking about the fact that there is no distance between the material and the non material? I'm sure if you go deep enough...you will understand :)

  • @c1zx No I said I hoped you were joking. Since no one can conclusively know anything about the "immaterial" I find it amusing when someone makes such a bold claim as yours. If nothing else there's at least one state change distance between the material and immaterial. They cannot exist in the same state at the same time else there would be no differentiation between the two and they're diametrically opposed. Evidence would be nice as well or are you just spewing out your noise tube?

  • @ReverendWyrm You are making assumptions when you say 'no one can know anything about the immaterial' and that's a perspective. There is nothing bold about understanding the world as non material - that you see it as material is an illusion. State change? We're not talking about boiling water and watching it evaporate I hope. You will notice that the farther you go into finding your little building blocks, the more elusive they become. If you need evidence, you won't find it under a microscope

  • @c1zx It's not an assumption mate. You're a material being that exists in a material Universe. There's no conclusive evidence supporting any claim to an immaterial or spiritual world. It's a bold claim because is based on purely subjective evidence, assumptions, and untestable hypothesis. You're the one making assertions about things to which you have no evidence. The burden of proof falls at your feet. Provide proof of the supernatural an I know a fellow with a million dollars for you.

  • You forgot to include the Pearly Gates in your picture of the universe, not to mention the Lake of Fire (this last occurred the morning after god created Vindaloo and lager, but that's another story). I'm afraid this rather spoiled your otherwise inspirational exposition. Now if I cut a pi into 3 equal pieces will I have enough for me, you and god? Please answer as the calculations are beyond the grasp of my miniscule mind. I wait with bated breath.

  • Priceless..

  • Priceless..

  • Dark Matter= Prayer Particles LMAO!

    Nice vid

  • @enkeksinickia i wish i could put more than +1 to your comment xDDDDDD

  • It's a shame that so many people don't seem to grasp the satire in videos like this. They tend to get a great deal more down-thumbs than they deserve.

  • google Doe's Account.

  • @SPIRITSbreakfast You do know this is satire, right?

  • LOL ..."prayer particles" ....good stuff!

  • thats soo cool man keep going on

    ( don`t be sad if you don`t get your nobel...you still deserve it ;) )

  • Great video. I love it when ridiculous ideas get ridiculed. :D

  • I'm pretty sure that prayers are instantaneous. Cause I lost my keys once, i prayed to find them, and like I found them 2 seconds later. This proves that god is all around us, about 1 second away to be precise, and watches everything we do. I kinda felt bad that god spent his time helping me find my keys, when he coulda been helping a starving kid get food, but i guess thats just his divine plan, and it makes me feel special. Also I prayed that god would grant you the Nobel Prize, howd that go?

  • I'm no physicist but here's my take on it. matter is hard space is empty.

  • lol @ the "detailed calculations" XD

  • L O FUGGIN L

    Prayer Particles = Dark Matter. This is funny as hell.

  • Right... Well, if you can build a machine that can harness the prayers and place it at the Wailing Wall or Mecca or at Vatican City on Easter, I reckon you could possible harness enough dark/prayer matter to escape the universe, confront God and punch him in the face for being the dumbest creator in the multi-verse...

    Oh yeah... If the Bible say Pi=3 then it must be so... Does this stuff the equations?

  • I'm certainly no Bible-thumper, and post often disputing Creationists, etc.

    But the Bible does not say that π=3. The Sea of the Temple was measured in cubits (an imprecise unit of measure in and of itself, being the length from elbow to middle fingertip) in both diameter and circumference, but the Sea had a thickness of a handspan (another imprecise masurement). If the diameter was the inner and the circumference the outer, then the approximation is valid when rounded to whole numbers.

  • RRRrrriiight... Sorry... I was using sarcasm when I wrote that. Of course the bible does not say Pi=3... I was just pointing out that  if the bible DID say Pi=3, then would you believe that instead of 3.14?

  • The Conservation of Energy within this closed system is not valid. First of all, the universe 'began' as an open system, not as a closed system.

    If you have a 'zero point' you cannot have any volume in order for energy to have any motion.

    What do u think a zero point is? A DENSED dot? You cannot have -E cancelling out with +E & creating a zero point withiout SPACE.

    Space = T1 ( now) through T2 (later) =time=1D=physical change. Motion= heat= energy. No space= No motion= no heat=No E.

  • Gravitational potential energy =mgh. You cannot have gravity without mass. You cannot have weight without gravity. If you do not have a volume of space within the zero point, you cannot have gravitational potential energy(i) existing in the first place.

    Therefore, you cannot have kinetic energy(i) either. Now, if potential energy (i) & kinetic energy (i) do not exists, then you cannot have potential energy (f) nor kinetic energy (f),i.e., no conservation of energy.

  • @youVSmee

    ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER

    PLEASE

  • @203

    A 'point' does not have time, does not have dimensions, does not have a dimension of space.

    Time, dimensions & space require at a minimum of 'two points' in order to have 'space' between two points, time via two points ( T1 " now " through T2 "later).

    In other words, you cannot create a 'line' w/out two separate objects existing.

    A 'dot' is only a 'single' point. That implies that it doesn't have 'space' between two points, time through 'two points', = absence of time.=eternal.

  • Therefore, that which can exist within a volumeLESS state = a 'single' point, i.,e dot without space, without time, without dimensions.

    Information is the only thing which can exists within such conditions. A photon is composed of NO volume= no space, no dimensions, no time, & information actually exists within this volumeLESS state.

    The only thing that matters is that 'informaiton' can exists within a volumeless state within a state of REST= no motion.

  • The photon is just a package composed of 'non-material' information, moving through space.

    Why is it defined as "non-materialistic?" Well, something that EXISTS prior to 'time', prior to 'dimensions', & prior to 'space', is NOT controlled by non-eternal physical properties.

    In short, information is information, its neither matter nor energy. It is an 'independent' entity.

  • @20324758 That is a glorified way of saying, your your grasp of English is greater than mine, please repeat in lamens terms.

  • See, much like fusion, the real difficulty isn't doing it, it's getting energy from it. Could we burn Muslim prayers, since no one is listening to them? Would we, as America, want to take energy from yet another middle eastern nation? These are all things to consider.

  • Well. I'm convinced. Where do I sign up for the wafers, wine, and in case of FBI raid, flavor-ade?

  • i loved the part "size of universe not to scale" haha!

  • What are scalar waves??

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  • Haha, this was funny, but really he should remember that God in omnipresent, this may affect his calculations, but such an amazing mind should have no problem making the ajustments, Also God is allknowing , not sure how you'll work dat one out:)

  • Ah ha! God being everywhere is the Dark Matter!

    We can measure the mass of God!

    Oh, the Banana man will be so pleased.

  • May the banana man smite your conscience, is dark matter meant to be everywhere? didnt know dat, interesting:)

  • There at least another possibility. Namely in the square root of -1, mathematically known as 'i'. Now it could be interpreted as a magical dimension at 90 degrees to every other axis. No more of those inconvenient concepts like logic and proof. Whenever we need anything to appear/respond/answer we can just just do that little 'and then a miracle occurs' step and get whatever answer we want. It's only a short distance up the magic axis and we're there

  • if al gore and berroc obama can git nobel prize that you should git one too... bravo

  • i hope that you ARE taking the piss, but going on arguments previously put forward by religious beleivers, it really is hard to be sure..........

  • Achitungcircus: Assumption is not Logic.

    You cannot postulate all of the possibility of how God could exist without also including how many Gods could exist and how they could interact, and which one is right or wrong or if they can even be fallible... there are too many imaginary variables that have to be considered right along with your initial assumption. Prove there is a God or keep it to yourself and fellow "believers"

  • yayyyyyy theres my thesis for my masters degree. DPR saves the day once again, now i can stay up all night and watch mroe videos cuz hes done my homework for me. Thanks a million

  • You know, some people really look at things this black & white, it's incredible.

  • I've found some dark matter!...It was down the back of the sofa, can i use it to ask god for a new telly?

  • this is obviously a joke...

  • I agree that the video is a joke, but he could've stuck to logic.

  • Instead of inventing situations where or how your god could exist focus on why you need to believe in a god.

    And what if I fold the paper into a Crane, huh? HUH? 3 dimensions! Instant diety!

  • @ Arsebaine- It's not my God, and I don't need to believe in God. My point is this video does what's called "fighting the hypo" -- theism often assumes their God exists outside the 3 dimensional space, so dprjones can't "ignore" that assumption. He has to either say he doesn't agree with such an assumption or disprove it. He can't put such a God into a 3D box and then act like his argument is valid. (Why did people negatively rate my last comment? Are they against logic? Antiscience too?)

  • It's not that people are "anti-science" or "against logic". This argument by dprjones uses two techniques.

    1) Derision - Using an emphasis on ridicule to assail a premise or argument.

    2) Invalid syllogism - A syllogism is a major premise, minor premise and valid conclusion such as: All virtues are laudable, kindness is a virtue; therefore kindness is laudable.

    Why is he using these arguments? Because theists do. Through derision, he is pointing out weaknesses in theist thought process.

  • I don't think the flaw I pointed out was intentionally made. The video was funny, and did mostly stick to logic, but it was supposed to show the falseness of THEIR premises. If you don't -actually- use their premises, the satire doesn't hold the way it's supposed to.

  • I'm fairly sure, based on extensive research performed this weekend, that at this time of year pie=strawberry/rhubarb. Especially with ice cream.

    Other research this weekend shows that the earth can move, but that's probably an inappropriate topic for Youtube.

  • Sacre merde! I almost fell off the floor laughing. (no that's not a typo - hehe)

  • yeah pi = 3 works just fine. In fact everything between 2 and 4 is a pretty good approximation for a creationist.

  • 'ooh watch out for the sun'

    rofl

  • I see! The repulsive force of the Prayer Particles is responsible for the outward acceleration of the Universe!

  • that is some bullshit

  • omg!

    its so true!!

    we can use prayers and souls

    to fuel futur space ship

  • If anyone who knows the answer to this, please reply: If the sun were to suddenly dissapear, or were to move vertically relative to earth at the speed of light, would the effect of the change in gravitational force be observable before the end or change in light, minus the analogy, are changes in gravity instantly detectable, if no, would they reach us faster than light in a non-vaccum.

  • If a change in the sun's gravitational field happened at the sun (for example if it disappeared) then the effect of the change would travel at the speed of light (8 minutes to reach earth). So the gravitational change would occur at the same time we visually see the change.

  • Thank you mtani.

  • Current evidence suggests that the speed of gravity is equal to the speed of light. Black holes are an obvious exception.

    MY intuition is that gravity is NOT part of the electromagnetic spectrum (like light) but is a "fluxing" of space itself, like a body of water. Gravity "travels" -- distorts space -- (like ripples in a pond) at a relative speed.

    Best regards.

  • dprjones since u figured out the ultimate theory..does that mean your capable of making me a space rocket so i can fly away from this crap hold called earth lol...

  • o.O JAJAJAJA i see, the god of retarded

  • PRAYER PARTICLES! XD

  • LOL I was sitting in forced-brainwashing-session one day thumbing through the Bible and I found the pi=3 thing for myself. Something about a temple of Solomon or some such similar story.

    Yer... I noticed that and lol'd.

    DAMN I cant wait to get out of this fundie-house. 3 more months... >_>

  • "We know that God lives outside the crackerbox.. uhh.. universe." :D

  • My God is DNA. If He doesn't exist, how could He possibly have created "each little flower that opens, each little bird that sings"?

    He's fucking REAL.

  • Nice try so-called-Doctor so-called-Jones, but God is everywhere: in the air, in the sea, in the trees and grass, in each little girl and boy, in my heart and in your filthy, stinkin', sin-filled underpants.

    Your prayers don't need to travel far to reach GOD.

  • Right. So if he's everywhere, why can't I see him?

  • It's because you're not wearing your special GOD GLASSES!!!, available from my website. I was a lost lamb, a Godless heathen, until someone showed me these amazing GOD GLASSES!!!, and now I wear my GOD GLASSES!!! all the freakin' time and see divinity everywhere. Available in jet black, hot pink or funky brown. Not guaranteed to work.

  • Thought you were serious first. Then wasn't sure. Then you mentioned Edward and I knew.

    Good satire.

  • No no no. Pi = delicious.

  • The Pi is a lie.

  • But the cake is never a lie.

  • and the cake is fake. lol

  • oooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Brilliant satire, good sir!

  • of course its sarcastic.

    well.. its satire.

  • You're* =(

  • i lol'ed when the pic of VFX came up....

    classic.

  • This guy has a Phd from Truthology Bible College Kansas. Thanks Dr Jones !

    All Atheists are fagots and retrrds

  • Why do you say that...? Hm? By definition being an atheist means simply that you deny the existence of a deity. So if a person does not believe in the existence of a deity... Then why is he a 'retard?' Why is he a 'fagot?' Not accepting a particular form of belief has nothing to do with their intelligence, nor with their sexual orientation... So why the hostility good sir?

  • I heard y`all wanna poisin our kids with your fancy Darwin talk. Preacher told me

    Thats why I am shcoolin little Rush Junior at home

    Gods gonna kick your ass boy. He can be a real bastard. Better get that Asbestos surfboard ready

  • I'm really hoping you're being sarcastic because the sheer level of ignorance displayed here is an insult to Christians everywhere.

  • Sarcastic ? moi? Unheard of............. xx

  • Hey my friend, i realize your comment was about 5 days earlier to my reply, but i'd like to add in a manner of caring for others by saying that while having a sense of humor and so on is fine, even great, yet your attempts to put others down in any such way is really unkind. God sees all and hears all, and that's a blessing to those doing the right things and trying their best, because God rewards every good deed, kind action/word but also punishes the bad. God bless and have a great day friend!

  • Thanks G.L.U.S.M. ! You have a good day too.

    I geuss setting fire to you for all eternity for having an opinion is reasonable ,thinking about it.

    Taking the piss out of someone for being a fundie is far worse.

  • this makes sense. sold. so like 2 bazillion years till my prayers get answered?..FUCK!!

  • Back of the net is English slang, referring to football or soccer. It means goal or success.

    Thickoes is slang for stupid people.

    I'm not sure whether anyone has already told you but I hope that helps.

  • LMAOWTF?!

  • Brilliant XD

  • I might not be an atheist but you dont have to call them stupid! RETARD. ARSCH-noyb!!! ha bet you dont know wat arsch means! hahahahahahahahahahaha!

  • This was dumb...

  • "I wish I'd seen a video like this when

    I was an atheist" lol

    btw, dark matter = prayer particles

    Brilliant!!

  • Pie is not 3.....hello! a whole pie is 1.

    Unless it's buy 1 get 1 free. then Pie equals 2.

    Or It's buy 1 get the 2nd 50% off...then it's pie = 1.5

    I have some coupons if you like.

  • Outstanding scientific work! But I bet 'Big Science' won't let your prayer-particle theory of dark-matter in to their nice little classrooms. Teach the controversy!

    Superb use of arrows too...

  • You forgot to babble 5 or 6 times in each sentence. You're not a true creationist.

  • Encore,Encore!!! Superb,yeah,of course that prayer would add to the dark matter,er,outside the roundy thing.qed.

  • this makes perfect sense,but u 4got to mention the universe is expanding, adding to prayer response time.

  • HAhahahaha1

  • Lol, I hope the sarcasm didn't go over their heads. Last thing you want is certain people literally believing this. Great vid.

  • Another good one dprjones!

  • "Dark matter = prayer particles"

    Brilliant!

    And what's really great is that it can't be disproved. So it MUST be true!

  • Jesus Christ, I said the same exact thing

    you did lol

  • Great minds think alike, paulusmagirl!

  • heheh yep!

  • btw, love your avatar! lmao

  • Jesuschrist on a stick! Prayer Particles ©!

    You are truly deserving of those Nobel Prizes. Please advice whether I should continue sweeping the floor at my house, or should I just let it pile up. I wouldn't want to be brooming away all that Holy Matter, in case that's what my dust is!

    P.S. If you need help with those calculations, I can lend you my abacus-rosary.

  • hahaha great video :D

    it's a shame that some people are actually taking this seriously..

  • "on the back of a crackerbox,.. i think"

    ★★★★★

  • I had have been thinking on what to study after I get my physics degree for a while now. Thank you dprjones I now know I want to study the properties and effects of prayer particles and souls. Do you know of any schools where I can get a doctorate in this area, oh and maybe I can also study dark suckers.

  • You also have the solution (or perhaps soulution) dark energy there, the increase in the speed of the expansion of the universe is caused by the interaction of souls flying out at such amazing speeds. Even if they just lightly interact with what matter they colide with they would produce acceleration. We all know that ghosts can move things then why not souls speeding thier way to heaven?

  • You've really converted me now.:D (Not really!)

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! Seen on the bottom of a crockerbox...

  • There's no such thing as outside the Universe. There may possibly be other universes occupying other dimensions, but anything in this dimension is in this Universe. Therefore if god exists, it must be an extra-dimensional being. Why would anyone put their trust in some alien being we couldn't possibly know jack about? Would this extra-dimensional god even be aware that it is being worshiped?

  • I agree. But then we would need to come up for a new word that describes this thing we are in the expanded from our unity.

  • First off a machine isnt part of "your Religion"

    second have you been to the edge of the universe or outside in that fact?

    Thirdly 1+98x3c=long time? it would take about you life time time the sum of 50years so the equation would be ....

    1+98x3c+L+50= time of arival

  • Where would the world be without the sanity and humour of the Brits?

  • I love the Math!!!

  • HAHA Brilliant!

  • LOL. I adore your videos and after watching this, I think it's time to subscribe.

  • lol, awesome video

  • heey, HEEEEY!! stop stop stop.

    that's my idea's!! YOU stole my ideas, so I guess our time together at Diciple Training School didn't mean ANYTHING to you???

    I'm going to tell my dad, and he's a priest!!!1

  • God exists outside the crackerbox. rofl

  • 1+98x3C=long time I can see the error in this!!! Check this out 1+98x3C=VERY LONG TIME! Sorry but the 2nd Nobel is MINE!

  • 1+98x3C=long time

  • Classic.

  • yeah I am sure the point of this video was to actually win a Nobel prize.... I wonder if he won yet?

  • Can you explain please? I don't think it was stupid at all, certainly not compared to the idea the god lives outside the universe, yet manages to micromanage the affairs of humans and listen to and answer prayers (which often interfere with his plans to micromanage). Of course, God does work in mysterious ways, right?

  • Nice one! I liked VenomFangX as god, that was a nice touch. What's better are the people who think this is serious. It makes you want to bitch slap 'em.

  • It's hard to say at first whether it's real or not, because I've seen some pretty sad videos...and sadly, most of them were not joking. lol

  • What about devil worshipers? Surely they emit 'anti-prayer' particles that would mutually annihilate with the prayer particles? And as the number of Atheists (devil worshipers) rise, so do their anti-prayer particles which would then result in the end of dark matter and end of a gravitationally bound Universe!!! Im sure this is predicted in the bible somewhere between the bit about the talking snake and a virgin giving birth ......

  • OMFG PRAYER PARTICLES?? Bahahahahaha

  • You are such a smartass! LOL

  • i don't think I will ever believe in gods but I think there something under my bed :-)

  • what is most funny about this video is that

    there people who really take this serious

  • haha, yea seriously

  • I do, I do. I am a monkey. ooooooo.

  • I don't think he'll get the nobel cause of all the secular god-less humanists running the thing but he deserves one.

  • what most people dont know about this vid is that it mocks an older VFX video.

  • Nice dprjones, I needed a good laugh I choked for a bit.

    5*fav. I love how you used Edward, too funny.

  • obviously this video is a joke. Very nicely done.

  • some people are taking this seriously. ha

  • This video is a joke? nonono... and NO.

    Hear us out. You are outside of the video. You only passivly absorb some or all the information contained in this video. You observed that there was jokes IN the videos stream of information. That does not equal to the video being a joke.

    For a video to be a joke someone has to try to succeed, but failing to do so. To witness that I recommend a dose of Kent Hovind, he fails anything and he fails utterly.

    And YES! most of this was jokingly serious!

  • Thank you very much for making this video, I was having a debate with my atheist friends today and they did not understand how prayers could be transferred, thanks to your drawing I will finally be able to convert them! God Bless you!

  • OMG! This is not even funny. Some idiots might take this video seriously.....

  • who cares atheist,christian, etc........ let people believe what they want to believe. If you don't agree with them have enough respect to respect their choice. Don't go babling on to try to prove the other wrong.

  • I'm all for that until they start trying to make their beliefs into laws that apply to me. Your statement implies a lack of awareness of what is happening in the world. People are killed for their beliefs or lack thereof, as well as due to traditions linked with those beliefs. They ignore evidence and try to get nonsense taught in schools. Faith is a very dangerous thing. I'll respect your beliefs up until the point that they start impinging upon my rights or the rights of others.

  • Man, you sure do learn a lot from watching youtube! haha It's true. That's why I like it! but this is an absolutely a favorite now haha

  • BULLSHIT, ALL FUCKING BULLSHIT

  • All your prayrticles are belong to us.

  • Back of the net, indeed. I'd just finished work when I watched this and needed a laugh. Great work! As Alan Partridge would say: "Eat my goal!"

  • Oh, ya! pi=3.

    Thou belieweth not thy holy book?!?! A good ol' smithing 'll sort ye out quicketh enough son!

  • Some interesting engineering implications from this amazing discovery!

    Strap a dead person to your car and have the body wear a VR headset which can display hard core porn or chirstmas carols.

    By selectively showing the body (and hence soul inside) evil/good material and then god making a decision and response at FTL speeds, you can control wether the soul goes up or down.

    And since the body is fastened to the car you now have a flying car! I want a six "corpse power" engine!

  • Wouldn't "dark" matter be associated only with Hell? "Light" matter with God 'n stuff like that? Just askin'.

  • Lol

  • lol

  • Prayer particles are always jamming up my x-wing fighter engines.

  • Do prayrticles power Sith light sabers?

    Ya'know...dark side of the force?

  • Hmm, you know they just might.

  • Ohhhh dammmm... 1:34 Hahahahahaha! >=]

  • Ha Ha Ha!

    Also

    If God can read our thoughts - how would he assess a Schizophrenic?

  • Schizophrenic?

    Oh! You mean the faithful.

    Well they were made in his image don'cha'no.

    Just lambchops on a platter for the old crackhead,,,, uh, er, Father.