Random Tracy Jordan Quotes

[fronterapdx]

I am a stabbing ro-bot.

[Flamesfan7]

This is missing his best quote:

"Yo, I'm Irish Catholic!"

[cyorkupinit]

yess my fave!

[GirlnamedBobby]

the last segments the funniest shit

[colin9639]

You need the one where he takes off his pants "here comes the funcooker!"

[motherXxwarxX]

ha ha ha BANTER! <3

[Four30]

haha, dude cracks me up...

My fav Tracy line is the one where he's crying cause he wasn't invited to the 'bring your father to work day' saying, '...if I'm such a bad father then why is everyone dancing..?'

[Rp25546]

who's the girl at :41?

[ToManyPhones]

Cerie, Liz's assistant

[tncl85]

"I once tried to make mashed potatos with laundry detergent!!!" LMAO!!

[napalm5]

I stopped watching coz of this guy. He is really annoying

[Calikola]

"....RIGHT JANET?" I dunno why, but that one always makes me pee my pants laughing.

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah is my ring tone. I get a lot of weird looks when my phone goes off.

[patosalgado]

LOL! wolf becoming man, man becoming wolf

[jtluvssoccer]

I love Tracy Jordan so much I want to take him behind a middle school and get him pregnant!

[xoJessicaox396]

i love 30 rock. (:

[daylilys]

what episode is it where tracy yells

ha ha ha - BANTER!

[ToManyPhones]

I THINK it's season 2 episode 8, Secrets and Lies.

[MrSouljerBoy]

i almost voted for Nader! ...Nader! lol Tracy Morgan 2 funny

[studio7NL]

he's cool!

[kittysqueezer]

man, i wish his "I AM A JEDI!!!! I AM A JEDIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!" Quote was there.. ah well! awesome quotes! Tracey Jordan=awesome funny character!

[nayhem]

High Five!!

[Raidenfenix]

Random is right, just like is mind.

[HighFroctuse92]

WTF was that last part!?!? lol, with the wolves

[RiclistLature]

the most awesome song one planet earth.

[qb07]

its the video for werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary! lol his halloween cd

[OutletEntertainment]

werewolf bar mitzvah!

[propheticemcee]

I'M BUGGIN OUT!!!!

[TheAssgas]

there's no such thing as blackmericans

[TodaysRapSucks]

My cobra Ramsey had got sick... so I took him to the vet... then my thumb got caught in my butt so i nodded my head til it came out :)

[dgore2]

Where was "We go way back - like car seats and spinal cords"?

[ToManyPhones]

Hadnt aired when I made this. But I wouldve put it in.

[heyyou190]

"No, no, I can't go to cause of the ankle bracelet.

Or maybe I could go, and just not drink.

Maybe I'll compromise, I'll go to the party, cut off my foot and drink all I want!"

That's just priceless!

[halalmeat1]

NADER!!!

[AZ89014]

Wheres your feet blueman?!

[magpiepeck]

"I am a stabbing robot."

I'm still laughing at that one.

[JerryKid72]

would be great if there wasnt distracted music in the background

[esoldier]

cuz this honkey grandma be trippin hahahaha

[albertalvarez33]

wherewolf barmitzvah lol!!!!!!!!!

[Hellooli]

I love this video so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

[MeekMisters]

Niiiiiceee.

[3axim]

The illiteracy speech is my favorite 30 Rock moment ever

Nader...... NADER!!!!

[rainstrife]

this is the speaking banana. I AM A STABBING ROBOT. I WILL STAB YOU.

[RobOntiveros]

I love when tracy tries to stab conan

[HBPGRB]

30 rock is the best tv show ever!

[MrRadaikon]

NADER!

[333Obama]

black mericans

[cjonz613]

I dont know that I have ever seen werewolf bah mitzvah. lol

[sneakonproductionz]

I want that quote where he is like " I am highly functioning alchololic and a ridiculous individual"

[Voodoorobot]

1:23 thats just classic

[Tanru2000]

LOL! Shelly Long.

Nader! NADER!

[diesel828]

Tell her you want her privates and your privates to do a high five

[lynnkitt]

werewolf bar mitzvah...

spooky-scaree!

boys becomin' men...

men becomin' wooolves!

[olivemike81]

"There's no such thing as blackmericans."

[sam19930115]

Tracy Morgan not tracy jordan

[TodaysRapSucks]

Tracy Jordan is the character you crazy fuck!!

[m3lriv3r]

You need to include the clip of him talking to the pigeon. hahaha.

[spiros11386]

i am a stabbing robot, i will stab you lmfao hahahahaha

[pawtuketville]

1:30 LOL CITY

[wam2010]

That pigeon one is the greatest quote of all time! ROFL

[Wheelsgr]

Naaddaaaarrrr!!!!! LMFAO!!

[n64wl]

"I'm from the government and I'm here to inspect your chicken nuggets!"

[hellabritish]

this honky grandma be tripping!

[Isthisthelongestname]

LOLOL

[kingcaesar5]

mash potatoes and laundry detergent

[Universal813]

was the stabbing bit serious?

[ToManyPhones]

No, it's from when Conan Obrien guest starred on 30 rock.

[DaftSwank]

"Pigeon! Stop eating other people's french fries! Don't you know you can fly??"

[Isthisthelongestname]

Wheres that part?

[DaftSwank]

It's actually missing from this clip compilation . . . and desperately needs to be included! Tracy said this in a Season 2scene where he accompanies Jack to former President Clinton's offices in Harlem, where Jack declares his love "Romeo & Juliet" style for Senator C. C. (D-VT), beneath her office's window.

[Isthisthelongestname]

thanks for your swift and helpful reply :) Really gutted it isnt here sounds funny as hell! haha!

First episode of 30 rock i ever saw was the one where jordan does a moive trailer called jefferson :D

Anyway thanks mate!

[DaftSwank]

My pleasure! I'm so happy and it's so cool that Tina Fey & Co. are a hit in the UK, too!

[weakness33]

What about "Uh oh, here come the roofies?"

[lesaubergines]

Salieri?

No thank you, I already ate.

[greene825]

i am a stabbing robot, i will stab you

[paypahboymafi]

"TELL HER THAT YOU WANT YOUR PRIVATES, AND HER PRIVATES TO DO A HIGH FIVE" ... lol

gottah love tracy, and the material he does ...

[kimmytsoaf]

no thank you, I already ate!

[CruelAngel777]

IM WAITING FOR THE FUNCOOKER!

[aviatorjoe]

YOU GOTTA ADD THE FUNCOOKER!

[DLMcNair28]

I'm Bugging Out!!!! 

LOL

[CAMERO202]

It took me awhile to figure out that werewolf bar mitzvah was playing in the background

[TomKP]

I think I voted for Nader! NADER!

[bsjt]

RIGHT JANET?!

[KenCat1337]

Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.

[croissantsarelife]

SO GREAT

[PeekAtYou24]

Hysterical! I laughed until I cried! Tracy is comedy GOLD!!!

[karennjack37]

Lol 1:04 is awesome!

[cgmsdh]

Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves;

Warewolf Barmitzvah, "Aaaaooohhh"

Best. Song. EVAR.

[terrifried]

THE FIRST ONE ROFL

"proud as a peacork baby"

"proud as a pea COOOOCK baby"

"right jenna malbananenney?"

"right my baloney?" nope

[ThatGuyJinn]

Don't forget the end,

"I'm Tracy Jordan. I'm black and proud, like a peacock. Right, Janet? .....I think we got it"

Definitely a LYFAO moment.

[Aulelia]

What about the ''right my Baloney'' or ''Jenna Mulvanenny?''

Tracey is HILARIOUS.

[santa729]

1:39

giant lol

[olivemike81]

I think I voted for Nader!!! Nader!!!!!  As someone who DID vote for Nader I feel Tracy's pain, shame and regret.

[olivemike81]

I love the episode with the gold shoes. lol

[gabrielk310]

i wanted to see that oe of keneth pary when he says "i love foxy boxing i mixes my two favorite things boxing and........referees"

[bussypass]

2:06 |_()|_

[lessthanhannahx]

HAHAhahahahahaha IT WAS REALLY FUNNY=P

[HoWHiGHSi]

1:23 is to funny lol i will stab you lol

[MuscatD]

Do u have the clip when Tracy gets the gold shoes and cant walk in them and he says " dont help me I'm too proud"

[olivemike81]

You can see that on Hulu. The episode called mr. macho, or something. Sorry I don't remember the exact name.

[ToManyPhones]

Senor Macho Solo?

[MuscatD]

we cant get Hulu in Canada

[ToManyPhones]

Install Hotspot Shield and it'll make hulu work, that's what I do.

[MuscatD]

Thanks man, works great

[KULCAT]

neither in Panama....damn it Hulu, go fucking international!!!

[Daelock]

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah...for.the.win.

[ILLVILLE]

you're like that dude thats always jelouse of mozart

Salieri?

no thank u, i already ate!

^^ i think i just broke my "funny fuse" like cartman in that how to eat with your butt episode!

[ndballer95]

haha this is the speaking banana

[redsoxlover325]

Naeder

[redsoxlover325]

my friend a bmitsfa and he got this song. i was roflmao. it was so fuckin ffunny

[vvvmtlvvv]

I wish I could give this 10 stars.

Tracy, I love you.

[ACDCrocks051]

i love 30 rock so much wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant

[jentn0308]

hehehe..ditto.

[hollywoodliberal]

THIS IS THE SPEAKING BANANA!

[owiseone1]

You don't put songs with words behind highlight clips.

[Daaarr]

1:02 / 2:39

[dlogan93]

BLACKMERICANS

[Daaarr]

I look 30ROCK because of Him.

[holland636]

wich shoes are those on 1:34 they are awesome.

[laurensb1b]

I think I voted for Nader, NADER!!

love 30 rock ;)

[THEBANDSTEEL]

"i'll go 2 the party, cut off my foot, and i can drink all i want!"

30 ROCK ROCKS!!

[clauditorium]

Why are there two soundtracks to this? It sounds like two radio stations playing at once. It's very annoying.

[Calikola]

You can get the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah ringtone from the Verizon Wireless Media Store, lol.

[ToManyPhones]

"Sure, because that Verizon Wireless service is just unbeatable. If i saw a phone like that on tv i'd be like, "Where is my nearest retailer so i can... get one". Can we have our money now!?"

That's just reminded me of that quote.

[Calikola]

Hahahaha.... I only date guys who drink Diet Snapple.

[jentn0308]

LOL..of course I hate commercials so I think they should cut down the commercial breaks at least 30 seconds when they throw in a plug like this. An ad coming from Tina Fey is way better than normal commercials..haha

[DaftSwank]

The product placement that goes on in 30 Rock is blatant, but highly entertaining . . . I loved it this season when Salma Hayek was playing Alec Baldwin's love interest and there's this romantic scene where they're declaring their love of McDonald's McFlurries! ;-)

[micka440]

google 'metahumour'

[xo0weird0ox]

I'm buggin ouuuttt.

[Aiiiyooo]

my cobra Ramsey...he got sick...so I took him to the vet...then my thumb got caught in my butt so I nodded my head until it came out :D

[alyssaholden]

LoL honky grandma be trippin! XD

[renaldoj]

can you drop the music in the back...makes it hard to hear.

[kangoljuice]

lol my pet cobra got sick so i took it to the vet then my thumb got stuck in my butt so i nodded til it came out

[tech202]

i want to see his thomas jefferson trailer that was hilarious

[lemonnne]

Yeah you forgot the best Tracy Jordan moment ever: when he finds out he's white by how he dials the phone, then screams at his finger.

[combatmouse]

I am a stabbing robot lol

[Calmonay]

Blackmericans!

[irishman05050505]

Werewolf Bar-Mitzvah, spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.

[shortnab]

LMAO at 1:33

[wicked827]

I think I voted for Nader...NADERRRRRR!!!

[madamminalost]

This is the speaking banana.

[nikebias]

tRACY jORDAN IS funny as hell..I think we got it I think we got it

[Aulelia]

lol I love it when Jack says that. So funny.

[jimjurts]

we'll compromise, we'll go to the party I'll cut off my foot

[dangersalesinc]

nothing from tracy's black stereotype rant in 'the c word'?!

[strokesjunkie]

I love how werewolf bar mitzvah is subliminally playing throughout

[nikebias]

I love that too

[NoIKillTheBusDriver]

the last bit made my sides hurt!

[VeritasUnae]

Niiice. xP

And the Meat Machine! Hurrah!

[rpsanders26]

I am a Stabbing Robot! I will stab you!

[lsilvestrini]

"i once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent!"

[otlumie]

Hahaaa, awesome stuff.

I especially love the exchange where he gets the sick cobra part.....and then goes on about nodding and butts :P

[mrsmcfarland]

gotta love Tracy, right? lol!